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FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 11:16am On Nov 20, 2022
UnusualEmissary:
Sorry oo OP !

But should we boil sand or what? undecided undecided lipsrsealed
Yes please, eat sand while I eat the stew with rice.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 11:14am On Nov 20, 2022
Moh247:
I be won abuse you before but since na lazy Niger Delta Oyel we dey use develop Lagos come dey give you small fish and ogogoro take dey hold body

Make I no talk... If na IPOB people I for don give am wotowoto
Please take your tribalism off my thread. Dem use am do you?
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 11:13am On Nov 20, 2022
pocohantas:
Mackerel is quite expensive now, though I haven’t bought fish in some weeks.



Just give me back my money because na you introduce me to that evil. After that you boil spaghetti for me to eat with this stew. I no dey lick stew mbok. I don’t even lick soup, come be stew. Hahahaha

Yummy looking stew! Well fried too. I can always tell by the sight alone.
Yeye girl grin
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 10:55am On Nov 20, 2022
After justice was done cheesy

Pocohantas come and lick stew and forget your crypt0 loss tongue tongue

FoodSee The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 10:52am On Nov 20, 2022
So I was craving fish stew and literally dragged myself to the market. I got this tiny fish for 1200, paid with pain in my chest and left grin.

Location; Lagos. Will you get it cheaper in your state?

It is well with us in this country.

Christianity EtcRe: Woman Stops Giving Tithes In Church, Uses The Money To Build House For A Widow by simplepee(f): 8:08pm On Nov 18, 2022
advanceDNA:
U stopped giving tithe only to use the money for something else and showing it off like Pharisees and scribes Jesus warned u not be behave like......sigh!!!!
Brother ode
RomanceRe: “lady G” Regina Daniels Announces New Title As She Flaunts Luxury Lifestyle by simplepee(f): 8:26am On Nov 18, 2022
Omolomo.
SportsRe: US Convicts 5 Nigerian Athletes For Money Laundering by simplepee(f):
Shame. You’ll do fraud here and then blame it on Nigerian government. You’ll leave the country and still do the same fraud, who do una like this?
RomanceRe: Lady Causes Serious Scene As She Nabs Her Boyfriend With Another Girl In A Hotel by simplepee(f):
Lol Why did she arrest him though?

Women are too quick to "carry their nonsense bag and walk away" when there's a misunderstanding/quarrel. No wonder marriage of nowadays na gbasgbos, no patience at all.

Person book hotel for 2 weeks(probably for a vacation to ease out stress) you carry your ogbanje behaviour to spoil am.

By the way, men should stop cheating. Faithfulness is healthier and cheaper wink.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Is Not Just For Me, Massive Loss (millions Gone Under 2 Days by simplepee(f): 4:46pm On Nov 13, 2022
pocohantas:
I have like 20k in Binance. Na that wicked girl @simplepee make me put am. Better come and bring out my money for me o. I wan use am chop. grin grin
Lmao. Pele my dear

Send aza here make I send you urgent 2k make you take hold your side, abi?
FoodRe: How Is Kilishi Made? (pics) by simplepee(f): 2:53pm On Oct 22, 2022
43Ronin:
Pls don't forget flies, it's the most important ingredient
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Lady For Failing To Visit Him After Booking A Flight (Video) by simplepee(f): 8:32am On Oct 22, 2022
I support him. Say no to fraud of any kind.

She has probably been doing it to many guys. She shouldn't get away with it, everytime you know.The world is no longer white and black.


BTW, fair guys don't usually have sense and are very soft. They also have unforgiving spirit. Just saying lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Once Husband And Wife Sleep In Different Beds, The Marriage Is Almost Over ..... by simplepee(f): 8:56pm On Oct 13, 2022
Microwhy:
OP opinion though....
I sleep in a separate room while my wife sleep in another.
We have never shared same bed right from the start. After every every, everybody goes back to his or her room.
Lol what a couple!!

No disrespect but I find this really amusing cheesy.

I mean, after "show", Ya'll just dress up and retire to different beds? Whatever happens to doing the do and sleeping off on each others arms?? Nawa

I don't have anything against different rooms but that bed is the koko, I will not sleep in a different room with my husband biko.
PoliticsRe: We Are Ready To Take Over Power In 2023, Labour Party Boasts by simplepee(f): 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2022
AlphaTaikun:
Simplepee, you are still asking me? "Of course... Na you get all these!"

Before I let you go... Read up the Oxford Dictionary meaning of the word "urchin" that you used, then you'll know why I reacted the way I did, by giving you a hot feedback.

I know you to be a resourceful gurl in your chosen career path, so I'll let things slide for now. You still owe me though... Something intensely delicious in Lagos. wink


Alright then, we'll talk later.
Lol I apologise if my words offended you sir. Peace.
RomanceRe: Lady Opens Whatsapp Group, Adds All Her Boyfriends, Announces Her Wedding Date by simplepee(f): 5:51pm On Oct 11, 2022
Lol.

Men are scum.

Women are "scumer"

Wo, nobody should quote me. I'm on the mountains.
PoliticsRe: We Are Ready To Take Over Power In 2023, Labour Party Boasts by simplepee(f): 7:16am On Oct 11, 2022
AlphaTaikun:
*Pulls her back in*

Hey, omoge, stop getting cranky and you have to be more civil with your words. There is no where in
my post indicating that I insulted you.

If you had read my post properly, you would have realised that I was simply engaging you in a civil and jocular convo, and all I expected you to do was to give me a your feedback, smile, and see the humor in my post.

If you get to know me more [as a mature, and very successful man in my field as a CEO], you won't type those ghastly words, especially your last sentence. You mistook me for those random online political jobbers you see on NL.

I used to read your engaging posts if I have the time from back in the day, (and I've been following you via my older NL moniker since 2019), but the last post you made here is a thumbs down!

I've been a veteran member of this
Website since 2005 (over 17 years)
with my older moniker and I have never insulted anyone online. I can easily get anyone who insults others or derails threads banned. I don't take B.S.

Last but not least, people have lost potential business contacts and leads, and even potential spouses through impatience and the use of
harsh words. Remember that!



Enjoy your day.
Lol Na me get all these? Bros, you get time o. No vex mr CEO. Can you I go now??
PoliticsRe: We Are Ready To Take Over Power In 2023, Labour Party Boasts by simplepee(f): 10:46pm On Oct 10, 2022
AlphaTaikun:
@Simplepee,

I can bet you have a violence-prone, wild side to you based on . the kind of meme you are endorsing
and promoting here. *smirk*

Why are you folks not even attacking the main Northern Presidential candidate who is a bigger electoral threat to that Labour dude? Haven't you seen the video (posted on your Urhobo kinsman, Reno Omokri's YouTube account) where that Ibo Ip*b guy called Ekpa in Finland threatened on the 6th of October that Presidential elections will not be allowed by his violent group to take place in the Ibo States? That's more violence in a whole ethnic region!

You young folks in Nigeria are not keeping your eyes on the final goal.


I'm just pondering.
Be like you just came out of coma. Run along, I don't engage urchins.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Defrauds Several US Banks After Presenting Himself As Yoruba Deity by simplepee(f): 7:00pm On Oct 10, 2022
Bvav8gavvg:
Yoooo!
Let me show you how to close greedy white clients, and Earn $ starting today with Instagram!!!
Proofs attached too...
Oloshi yahoo boy. Nor go find work.
PoliticsRe: Obi Postpones South Africa Visit Due To Exigencies & Demands Of Campaign by simplepee(f): 8:28am On Oct 10, 2022
His excellency.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 11:34am On Oct 05, 2022
Light/simple noodles.

PoliticsRe: We Are Ready To Take Over Power In 2023, Labour Party Boasts by simplepee(f): 1:36pm On Sep 17, 2022
We are also ready for the new fresh air we'll start breathing.

FoodRe: Stir-fry Noodles Nigerian Style. by simplepee(f): 10:01pm On Sep 16, 2022
10k on top indomie. Wehele
RomanceRe: My Husband Met Me When I Was Doing ‘hookup’– Lady Shares How She Met Her Husband by simplepee(f): 2:18pm On Sep 16, 2022
Una go marry olosho finish, start running helter skelter in future shouting "DNA IS A MUST"
Jokes EtcRe: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 11:39am On Aug 22, 2022
Collegenews kiss kiss kiss. May His name be blessed forever. *dancing
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: "I Was Thinking About Jesus Christ, When I Wrote 'Somebody’s Son'" by simplepee(f): 12:29pm On Aug 13, 2022
Yinmu.

Jesus don suffer for una hand.

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy's Mother Is Dead (Pictures) by simplepee(f): 7:51am On Jul 23, 2022
RIP to her.

I can't imagine the pain of losing one's good mother. My mum is still alive but anytime I think of the fact that I'm going to lose her one day, I shed tears. It's funny but it happens to me alot.
FamilyRe: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by simplepee(f): 4:14pm On Jul 21, 2022
Na only two Husband material remain for Nigeria.
God willing, I will have one. Goodluck looking for the other one, my ladies.

CrimeRe: EFCC Declares Christ Embassy Pastor, Miebi Bribena, Wife Wanted For ₦2b Fraud by simplepee(f): 9:51pm On Jun 10, 2022
Fraud starts with the church...
BusinessRe: Nigerian Grandma In The US Returns $36,000 She Found In Couch She Got Online by simplepee(f): 3:39pm On Jun 08, 2022
Normally, Nigerian grandmas are very sweet. Na the Yoots get comma.

Come and beat me.

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