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RomanceRe: How Long Did It Take You To Come Out From That Heartbreak by simplepee(f): 9:50am On Dec 06, 2022
See them up there forming nonsense.

Rock online, vegetables offline cheesy.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 9:02am On Dec 06, 2022
Spaghetti.

PoliticsRe: We Are Bent On Winning 2023 Presidential Poll With Peter Obi - LP Chieftain by simplepee(f): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2022
And Win, you shall. Iseeee

RomanceRe: My Traditional Marriage Pics by simplepee(f): 9:43am On Dec 05, 2022
So beautiful.

May God perfect you guys for each other.
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing That Might Make You Cheat On Your Partner? by simplepee(f): 11:04am On Dec 04, 2022
Absolutely NOTHING. Dating or marriage. Virtue/ loyalty mean alot to me.
TravelRe: Private Jet Owners Sue Govt Over N30bn Tax by simplepee(f): 8:18am On Nov 30, 2022
Even the rich are not left out in this cruel treatment by the government.
RomanceRe: The Alarming Desperation Of Some 9ja Babes On Social Media by simplepee(f): 6:59pm On Nov 29, 2022
Pathetic, shame just dey catch me for that girl.
RomanceRe: SMELLY PUSSY; Girls Don’t Do It For FAMILY by simplepee(f): 5:35pm On Nov 28, 2022
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Magnoliaa:
I mean.

He knows some of his friends that have f***** me. So, I nor wan disagree too much before he go come cast my matter.

[i]'Nairaland feminist XYZsssssss.'


Who knows what other 'secrets' of me he has?

Toor.
He is just an attention seeker. Last week he called me out on my food thread, accused me of being an olosho and dared me to reply him if he won’t leak all my secrets.
He knows all our secrets, oof I’m scared.
RomanceRe: SMELLY PUSSY; Girls Don’t Do It For FAMILY by simplepee(f): 5:16pm On Nov 28, 2022
Magnoliaa:
grin
Ahhh, you see it too? cheesy

I tok am!

Phew. Good to know I am not going ********.

You do find him interesting as well.

Abeg, make we ask am watin he take baff this morning o, 'cause man just dey shana, dey enter my eye.
It’s the way he says things confidently for me grin
RomanceRe: SMELLY PUSSY; Girls Don’t Do It For FAMILY by simplepee(f):
Pells:
Here are the list of Smelly kpekus in Nl grin grin grin
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Lol I don’t know why I find you interesting.

Jobless attention seeker, you finally got a reply from me today. You can masturbnte on that because I am not very generous with replies.
FamilyRe: 1 by simplepee(f): 11:18am On Nov 28, 2022
Married people and their wahala. What’s the fuss about whose name was on receipt again? Why do you people just hate peace??
FamilyRe: Man Who Rescued Baby Girl Dumped By Road Side In Enugu Shares Her New Photo by simplepee(f): 10:47am On Nov 28, 2022
Bless his heart.



Naira20:
There are mad women who won't abandon their children.
No be today mad women don dey born children.
You are very stupid sir.
Too many werey on this forum. God abeg!
RomanceRe: "Na Full Super Market": Nigerian Man Converts Wheelbarrow Into Big Shop by simplepee(f): 9:39pm On Nov 27, 2022
Brownshoe:
Omo! na night this guy go collect! More TM to ur body o, the hustle is real real
He no go “collect” anything in Jesus name. I’m sure he has a well planned night safety for his business.
RomanceRe: How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by simplepee(f): 9:28pm On Nov 27, 2022
falcon01:
Based on my observation, deformed people and not so good looking people are more Brilliant and hardworking. Because they actually have no choice, their options are very very little. But a good looking guy or girl gets anything he wants just because the human brain sees beauty and then turns off and allow the sexual organs to do the thinking. Even if you arennot gay when you see a handsome guy you'll be like damn that guy is handsome. Even when a thief is caught if he's handsome people will be like "chaii this fine boy" and they'll pity him. But an guly guy grin na straight ture and petrol infact if setting happens anyway everybody will start suspecting the ugliest guy because you look like criminal by default! It's not easy been ugly. tongue I can keep talking alot here but make I no just vex because me sef no fine.
RomanceRe: How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by simplepee(f): 9:27pm On Nov 27, 2022
falcon01:
Based on my observation, deformed people and not so good looking people are more Brilliant and hardworking. Because they actually have no choice, their options are very very little. But a good looking guy or girl gets anything he wants just because the human brain sees beauty and then turns off and allow the sexual organs to do the thinking. Even if you arennot gay when you see a handsome guy you'll be like damn that guy is handsome. Even when a thief is caught if he's handsome people will be like "chaii this fine boy" and they'll pity him. But an guly guy grin na straight ture and petrol infact if setting happens anyway everybody will start suspecting the ugliest guy because you look like criminal by default! It's not easy been ugly. tongue I can keep talking alot here but make I no just vex because me sef no fine.
This is so funny grin grin. Spot on though.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dresses In Isiagu For APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Ebonyi by simplepee(f): 1:31pm On Nov 24, 2022
He looks like an imbeciIe.
RomanceRe: . by simplepee(f):
It ends in tears. Stop snooping around.
FamilyRe: Woman Dies After Being Detained And Starved For A Year By Her Husband In Yobe by simplepee(f):
Hmm God abeg oooo. This is so sad.

Marriage or not, Relationships these days are so scary. Boyfriends are even killing their girlfriend and vice versa. Everybody is just angry, nawa. May God protect us from violent and heartless spouse.
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by simplepee(f): 7:12am On Nov 22, 2022
Government has finished Nigeria, what did they do with all that money?

Vote for accountability, vote Peter Obi.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 6:50am On Nov 22, 2022
akpota:
Boss abeg i would appreciate you post how you prepare this.

I want to try this tomorrow.
Kindly send to whatsapp 07085235138.
Na woman I be. Okay, I’ll try and give you the recipe.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 6:49am On Nov 22, 2022
addexx:
Forget about Titus first, what phone camera are you using.?
lol, I used Samsung to take the raw fish and iPhone for the stew.
TravelRe: Wifee Refused To Stay With Me In Canada; Was Told Of Her Wayward Life Back Home by simplepee(f): 7:32pm On Nov 21, 2022
Most stories on Nl are as fake as my non stick pan.
If your story is true then you are married to yourself op. Which good wife prefer to stay alone when married?

Giving excuses of boredom, lol. How can you have a kid and a partner and still be bored? Your wife way no pure.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 4:53pm On Nov 21, 2022
Aliou007:
Your camera is WOW! What phone did you use for thia pictures?
Thanks. Iphone 8.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op):
Pells:
Why are you complaining
No be boy money u use buy am undecided undecided
Small girl with big Rods grin grin
Fortunately, I am not your sister.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 5:51pm On Nov 20, 2022
BeanmanX:
Who dash monkey banana?
Everybody are claiming that they lost money on crypt0; even people that doesn't know Jack about crypt0. cheesy
Stop hating so you would live long. If not, na chest pain go kill you las las.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 3:08pm On Nov 20, 2022
Alusiizizi:
I won't deny, this looks delicious!
Thanks.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 1:27pm On Nov 20, 2022
folake4u:
grin grin grin The woman sef weak for me. How can I buy that fish for 1500 in Benin when I nor dey craze? sad angry

Come give me small stew na. embarassed
Ha, bring your biggest plate, you deserve it. You deserve all my money stew.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 1:08pm On Nov 20, 2022
Joniww:
Its well.. you see fish really goes down well with stew. I don't know why...
It’s the sweetest stew, chicken stew follows.
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 1:05pm On Nov 20, 2022
jclassiq:
I hope you're not going to eat all that fish in one sitting.

Fish is expensive but you will forget the price once you eat it. This fish is very tasty.
I hope I don’t wink
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 12:59pm On Nov 20, 2022
folake4u:
Na wa. It's expensive oh.

I got this fish late October for N700 naira. Initially, the seller said 1 for N1,500. I hate hassling for long so I ended up getting 2 for N1,400.
Ahn ahn Folake! you don’t hassle for long, yet you did from 3k to 1400. If you wan make e long nko? Weeked sombori
FoodRe: See The ₦‎1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by simplepee(op): 11:22am On Nov 20, 2022
badaru911:
....I bought this yesterday for #800 in Ibadan... without bargaining with the seller...cos that's the price that they are selling it...
lucky you embarassed

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