₦airaland Forum

zombieTRACKER:
not while Tinubu is alive

he holds all Afonja under a spell

Where are you parents? If they are in Lagos, then they are under Tinubu's spell too.

MonkeyMods:
Who's this one again nitori olorun bayii?

Na hunger dey worry am

Idiots.

We won't even allow anyone who is not voting APC to vote in Lagos. Have you forgotten what we did to you in 2019? 2023 will be bloody for you. Una Mama go run. Iyalaya everybody.

Totilopussylick:
You has to switch your medulla oblongata from normal functioning to the northerners version of understanding their mother tongue .

Is this English or your mother's tongue?

Xhuntra:
When afonjas are not raping, mining skulls and killing their people, they are exporting drugs and doing thuggery

You go just die Flattino

Okay nah

PaulOtl:
You could not just RESIST the urge, abi??
You fell for the bait, hook, line and sinker.
Seyi!...hmmm, I know the two tribes that will always come to do the usual here in NL. You're from one of them. You've just given credence to my claims.
Houseboys and house girls, you say? Means they are good caregivers, and trusted by their hosts.
In the end, they are still humans with blood like you. Get the point.
Bye Sir. Good Sunday to ya.

Madam dey call you to come go market. Go meet am before she comes for you with Bianca's type of brain resetting slap

Illiterate Almajari is on drugs.

This so called wife will bring home bastards and this mumu guy will train them till when they graduate from university, then the true father will come and claim his children

DarkCaesar:
How Do I React To My Friend And His Girlfriend?

I don’t feel convenient and comfortable hearing my friend and his gf pray, she kinda hold prayer sessions like she’s in Shiloh or something and I sometimes have this feelings that she thinks I’m behind her boyfriend financial crises even though we all greet and talk like there is nothing but deep down we all feel this kind of tension between us and I’m not happy with this to the point I had to start playing gospel songs whenever she starts her prayers with him and my friend has refused to let her stop coming, she stayed as though they married in the flat…….

I honestly don’t know to go about this anymore and I don’t want my friend to think I’m being wicked if I should leave the flat and go get mine because he’s not financially capable of securing one now and the rent is about to due.

So you are worried about so called prayers of unrepentant fornicators. Don't you know that prostitutes pray a lot? For how long shall we continue in sins just because Grace abound?

Do you wonder why their so called prayers are unanswered?

heniford2:
Should I fat up like this dude

You want to committee suicide?

Parachoko:
Amechi do not have a chance at the APC because of Tinubu.

I do not see anybody who can defeat Tinubu at the APC primary

None will get close to Tinubu in the primary

Blackfire:
I implore the MOD seun to take this topic down and ban the poster for 1 thousand years..

How dare you insult us, how dare you??

Stop fuccking animals you Almajaris

Blackfire:
Another yahoo yahoo politician from the South



North 2023
North 2023

Anyway I sell cows

Are you mentally okay Almajari? So Yahaya Bello is now from River State or didn't you graduate from the Almajari school that Goatluck Jonaddaft built for you?

greymiles:
Okay. That’s 20billion, then u pocket the remaining for the next 8yrs
Sharp guy

20 million multiplied by one million is 20 trillion. Stop disgracing your family on the internet.

Meanwhile, whatever Yahaya Bello is smoking is definitely beyond his capacity

Buhari will end miserably.

None of the two will be near the ticket.

mrvitalis:
Technicians not engineers for heavens sake

Repair , maintaining and installation are not jobs of engineers but technicians

Come and show us what you can do. Useless bitter soul. Na bitterness go kill you.

So, you are saying that there is no engineer on sight to give instructions and supervise. Onye Oshi

Useless bastards. Na you dey sanction, na you want take over Russian companies. Let's see how it goes nah. When Russia stops gas to the whole of Europe, in less than 24 hours, you will all freeze to death

PaulOtl:
Nawa...at 20, all these achievements? And he is now fine again? And tall, with a financially secured future? And probably parents who are averagely rich? Ah! The ladies will not let him even enter into bachelorhood stage, due to hard life in our current times.
Another observation...because this bobo is neither Igbo nor Yoruba, we didn't see many comments on this thread doing the usual.... hehehe.
Anyways, as old as the thread it, I will Sha comment.
Ibibio Akpan (not ibibio Amaka )
Wonder why there are so little comments on this boys remarkable feat. Shows how tribalism has come to stay in NL. Since he ain't form the two out of the three major tirbes.
Let me talk jareh...Una own worse.

You are begging for recognition. Obviously, his tribesmen are few on Nairaland. Majority of them are houseboys and house girls in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt

Ever8090:
Yoruba and yigbo stay way..don't come here with your amaka stuff..he is Nigerian..

Akpan is a Calabar boy. You can't change that. His other mates are houseboys in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt. Give him the honour that is due. Akpan will never be Yoruba or Igbo or Almajari. He is either from Cross River or from Akwa Ibom. He is exceptional among his fellow tribesmen.

Unfortunately however, I have no regard for commercial and arts graduates. I can't see their usefulness in this century.

If you are an art or commercial graduate and you find it difficult to swallow this hard truth and you quote me to say nonsense, then I will disgrace your family this Sunday morning

CoconutMilk:
one Flattino has more than you and your entire generation.

The ones in jail for drugs trafficking or the ones already executed by beheading and firing squad in Asia or the ones selling their worthless bodies in Italian hotels?

illicit:
It's a war

Maybe they were expecting hugs and kisses

Frigga13:
Buhari is the representation of Islam in Nigeria Africa ..

Reason why Yoruba people will use igbo moniker to abuse and curse him online and will use the Yoruba moniker to hail him

Na Northerner tell me this

God bless the President

North 2023

Here is another post from a depressed and suicidal mind. Take Sniper and have rest

For those who think that Buhari is a Muslim, now you know better. That lifeless terrorist is just a blood sucking bastard.

Useless Almajaris. Another looting opportunity

So the man knows that he is married to a prostitute. That's good. Keep it up, until Thunder strikes him.

Nonsense without ingredients.