₦airaland Forum

Mercychen:
Not everyone is a runs girl like the female members of your family.

For your info, we are bornagain christians in my family. In fact, her own bornagain was stronger than mine and the man she's currently married to disvirgined her. So keep quiet!

Born again runs girl you mean? We know you nah. We dey this game together. Born again runs girls wey dey sleep with Pastors, Assistant Pastors, Deacons and Choir Master.

Who is foremost presidential aspirant? Who know him mama?

Nnamnugochi:
I am just thinking why some mothers are so bold and domineering in their daughters' marital homes. Their decisions tend to be stronger and more forceful as they are more influential than the mothers of their sons-in-law. What should be responsible for this? They can easily pack into their daughters' homes without prior information unlike the men's mothers.
Have you experienced such? Kindly share your thoughts and experiences

The woman is the only creature that saw the devil face to face and discussed with him. Whatever they discussed, nobody knows till date, except the cocck and bull story Eve told us.

So, fear women

Randerl:
Watz the population of lithuania?

If you dont understand the message, pls dont quote me, am begging you.

Less than any local government in my Lagos.

endsarrrs:
Some months ago in Mambilla, on one weekend, over 800 Fulani we're murdered by Mambilla Hausas... Attacking herdsmen and slaughtering them and their cattles.

This country needs more than just APC or PDP

How e take concern you? You supposed dey happy that blood sucking vampires are being decimated

headbasher96:
Pls what is the difference between hausa and fulani

Two blood suckers with different names.

Fulani are not supposed to be given even a small breathing space

christm386:
We know real Yoruba’s and what they stand for, we know Nairaland Yoruba’s and what they stand for, and I choose what their highest class say!, some bitter Yoruba’s who comment here are Okada riders, snake eaters, people who doesn’t matter, i prefer entertaining the ideas and perspective of people like fayose, obasanjo, wole Soyinka and people of that class, Nairaland Yoruba’s are just broke people living under brown roof, trying to be relevant cause in real life, they are not relevant, and u know people like that are always full of hate, cause u are what u think others, I mean u can’t be comfortable with ur life and still be that bitter, just say u wan do small give away them don full for ur mention�! Nairaland Yoruba’s are like the China version of real well doing Yoruba’s ��, Wole Soyinka even know he supported evil, which is understandable cause insecurity was gulping Nigeria @ that moment, and that being our first experience, it made people question the integrity of the Government! Pointing out this fact and calling the government out means he still stands for truth and justice, not justifying his wrong action!!

Only a mentally unstable lazy youth will put Fayose and Obasanjo is the same sentence with Professor Sole Soyinka.

Meanwhile, if you don't leave Yoruba matter, you will die of hypertension, just as those before you

Chimaraymond455:
When I see some Yoruba I feel pity, most of them are under spell, tinubu has sacrifice more than 50 human skull in Ogun just to control the Whole of SW politically, is an occultic man, very fetish,go to Ogun state the numbers mad people are uncountable, see his occultic symbols.

Your skull is next to be mined and sacrificed. So that at least you will be useful in death, though you are useless while alive.

Fahdiga:
That woman's nose is blocked if not she would have perceived the thing

Wetin dey smell for you Papa body?

Vixlot:
Courtesy call last Thursday to HE Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, Former Governor of #Lagos State. �
@officialABAT for your warm welcome. @FranceInNigeria

https://twitter.com/eblatmann/status/1510173320909672448

Waa ti ma gbo. You go don dey hear am.

The incoming 2023 Presidential election is just an endorsement of the sole candidate Bola Ahmed Tinubu the Jagaban Borgu

Yahoo boys who are using hotels and car mart to cover their criminal business will go there.

Iyaebe:
He asked for a date and as such it should be fully funded by him, strictly my own opinion.

This one is a commercial dater a.k.a. runs girl.

Your sister is a runs girl. The children she has may not belong to her husband. This truth is bitter.

Bastardlyrich:
I thought yorubas Muslims claim they have respect,you are insulting a man that his son can feed your village for life.an anambra man for that matter the only state of billionaires in Nigeria were.
Maybe is lack of job and I want to help you and be somebody in life.
There is a job they. Pay 600k monthly,the job involves hatingg ss/se, backstabbbingg,betrayin, deceivin and dividin the bless ss/se.
What more every afternoon they will serve you a hot plate of Amala, gbekiri and thick big meat.
Then every weekend senior staff will go home with a ss/se fine neat ruinx girl while the junior staffs we manage afonja derty uglee girls that don't wash their pantt.
If you are interested,let me know because my house boy elder brother kunle is really begging for the job but you are always online,so I want to help you and make it in life.

Flattino traditionalist, seek medical attention before you run enter market.

November1857:
Afonja hate hearing the truth....

Afonja kee you there. Olori pelebe.

BabaIbo:
Lori iro...

Liquorose gifts herself all these or her sugar daddies did claiming fans did just to trend and remain relevant because she feels she is gradually OR rapidly being forgotten.


Iffa say Clout you say Chase, na you sabi.

Iffa blow you ehn!

Sex sells. I buy sex too, don't you also?

The judge should be a drug trafficker too for granting this criminal bail.

I combine all.

cowardafonja:
BAT is an animal with okpolo eye. When you look at the eyes, you will think that they see tomorrow but no. They are just bulging rumps that seem like burden already.

BAT has a set of wide flappy ears. Unfortunately, the ear is designed to hear truth, or is it its brain that plays the twist?

BAT is a bantam. It is smallish with a funny stature that makes it look like cartoon, but yet very gluttonous. It's the greediest of everything that flies.

BAT has brown teeth. This is due to its addiction to everything drug. It flies from place to place to chew cannabis from people's farm. That's stealing and BAT enjoys doing that.

BAT dey disguise. Werey dey wear cap dey disguise!

Another post from a psychiatric patient. Mental health should be taken seriously.

Chief Pete is not wrong. Tinubu is old, not necessarily in age, but his health has deteriorated. But, Tinubu's knowledge, capacity and sagacity are not in doubt. He is Africa's most prolific technopolitician. Also, he is the only one showing seriousness. Others just declare their fake intentions and run back to their hut.

He is the only one that have been travelling the length and breadth of Northern and Western Nigeria gathering support and mobilizing opinion, group, and interest leaders. Others do not seem to understand what is at stake. Shall we then beg unserious people to come and lead us? That's impossible nah. We will only vote for someone that has shown interest and seriousness. Even the so called other contestants are all talking about Tinubu.

siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you

Another post from a depressed mind. Mental health should me taken seriously in Nigeria.

womenareapess:
Muslim are not allowed to stop fasting even if you don have food on your table!

Fast till you have the strength to do jihad

Fast when you see the glorified ones (we Christians) coming your side so that you will shout blasphemy and your fellow jihads will try to kill him

Fast till you have no strength that only ak47 will be your only strength

Another post from the psychiatric hospital. Mental health should be taken seriously in this country.

The OP is typing from the Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. He is not the only one on admission there, several of his family members are also on admission. It's like mental imbalance is a generational thing in his family.

But, why do doctors give phones to patients that are on admission at the psychiatric hospital?

Iyaebe:
My kind of guy, young, rich and handsome and already a president.

Last last, dem go use you for money rituals.

Chimaraymond455:
Are you celebrating tinubu occultic symbols??

No, we are celebrating your senselessness.

Fahdiga:
If our court refuses to order former governor Umahi to vacate the government house with immediate effect then we are not practicing democracy in Nigeria

Yes, we are practicing senselesscrazy

danijesus:
Hypocrisy at it peak!

He is not a hypocrite. He hates what has been happening, just like you and I. But he is not in a position to do anything. He is just trying as much as possible to protect his salary so that his family will not starve. But, anyhow it goes, Thunder will still strike him Femi Adesina, his fellow lying machine Lie Mohammed and all the gang of looters headed by the lifeless terrorist Buhari.

bigpicture001:
Met this lady recently, and I have been single for over 12 months now. We chatted , and from different conversation, it turns outs she usually dump guyz stating one fault or the other

Now the problem is she took her immidaite past guy to court citing threat to life. When she showed me the text message that she said was threat to life, although he made mention of acid bathing and knives stabbing, but he refered it to what happens in messy ended relationship where the dumper makes the dumper looks small and like a a shit..... He begged her to desist from making a mess of her dumping him so they don't get to the news with bad report.. ND he added God forbid.

She confessed the guy is not anything close to violence, but my concern now is that she dumps people up nd down ND now has tasted the evil called judiciary in relationship matters....she works and earn quite well

Will it be okay to continue with such girl..?

Just fucck your own and move on my Nigga. The girl is just sharing pusssy, fucck your own and move on.

nickyj19:
all the people that I have done april fool today are all
yoruba , because they are fools and also have fish brain.
useless tribe.


meanwhile my FTC
I dedicate it to my father in Haven for making me 2 see another month thank you Lord

This poster's father, mother, uncles, nephews, nieces, cousins, brothers and sisters are all receiving treatment at the Psychiatric hospital. May God heal the family of mad generation

Yes, you are nor compatible. A dummy like you should go and marry any Lady that is suffering from down syndrome. I an NIR sure the OP isn't a mentally deformed nincompoop.