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Romance › Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by simpleseyi: 1:01pm On Apr 07, 2022
Renman:
Are you a Harlothuh
Why are you asking when the answer is obvious. She has been sleeping with everybody both male and female in the community nah.
Romance › Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by simpleseyi: 1:00pm On Apr 07, 2022
Angela1996:
I'm just depressed over this situation, I'm tired of him, he snapped me while I was naked and threatened to release my nudes...I've told him to sign the undertaken and leave me alone but he has refused...
Please I don't know what to do again!...Don't judge me or insult me because no one is perfect
Any picture snapped, deserves to be released to the public. Shebi we don dey warn you people since, but una no go hear. Your pussssy will soon be on everybody's phone. Then, you parents will public disown you. Then, we will take you to the Chiefs of the community, then you shall be banned and excommunicated.

Lazy youth with no future ambition. Asewo kobokobo.
Foreign Affairs › Re: How Russia Rescued The Ruble by simpleseyi: 10:47am On Apr 07, 2022
God1000:
More sanctions are coming, the ruble isn't off the hook yet
And that will increase your bank account.
Politics › Re: Victor Attah Slams Malami With ₦1.5 Bilion Defamation Suit by simpleseyi: 10:07am On Apr 07, 2022
For what nah? Did Malami say Victor Attah is sleeping with Aisha Buhari ni?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gifts His Aide's Fiancée N500k To Buy Airtime by simpleseyi: 10:04am On Apr 07, 2022
saphiere:
Are you saying that David is sleeping with her? Well, men are dogs so I wouldn't be surprise
Your father na woman or are you saying your father is also a ...... ? No be my mouth you go hear that one. I won't insult someone else's father. My family will publicly disown me.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gifts His Aide's Fiancée N500k To Buy Airtime by simpleseyi: 10:02am On Apr 07, 2022
Cholls:
My sister but it comes with a price
No dey leak secret nah
Politics › Re: Kaduna South Attacked By Bandits Since 8pm Last Night by simpleseyi: 10:00am On Apr 07, 2022
TheWolfen:
There should be a call for the dullard in Aso Rock resignation!
Only bandits can help us in this regards
Politics › Re: Kaduna South Attacked By Bandits Since 8pm Last Night by simpleseyi: 9:47am On Apr 07, 2022
Bandits and Terrorists, you are doing well.

But, you too know where Nigerians want you to go. Kindly write your name in gold. Go and bring out your main sponsor and financier, the breathing mannequin hiding inside the Rock. Bring him out and do the needful. You will become our hero forever. Since you are already unfortunate in life and you too know you will perish in hell fire, kukuma become hero on earth even if you will rot in hell.

Do us proud by going to where all Nigerians want you to go and end this once and for all. You have visited several Army Barracks and taught the soldier ants life lessons. You even visited the Nigerian Defense Academy where the soldier ants are being given half training, and you made their commandants to weep like babies, who then can stop you if you decide to visit the Rock? Go there and make us proud.

Thank you in advance. May your father Lucifer continue to be with you till you meet him in Hell Fire, Amen
Politics › Re: Kaduna South Attacked By Bandits Since 8pm Last Night by simpleseyi: 9:42am On Apr 07, 2022
We are Southerners here, we don't interfere in Northerners family affairs.

The Mary Afolabi that tweeted about Hausa/Fulani family affairs should be publicly flogged. It is this type of Amebo that stops them from seeing responsible men to marry. Gbeborun, Amebo, Asewo kobo kobo. Fulani dey use Hausa for suya, wetin concern Yoruba girl?

Sorrow, Tears and Blood are the Hallmarks of Buhari's administration.
Crime › Re: Pictures Of Olabiyi Abeeb;the Man That Inject A Sales Girl With An Insecticide. by simpleseyi: 9:39am On Apr 07, 2022
foryourmindlol:
Afonja yahoo criminals
Omo Olori Pelebe, dem don curse your family with drugs trafficking and human trafficking
Politics › Re: Lagos Appoints MC Oluomo Parks Management Committee Chairman by simpleseyi: 9:35am On Apr 07, 2022
yemobrown:
This is officially a big slap on education. Imagine a PhD holder with lengthy years in service to a so called progressive state being appointed as a secretary to a garage boy.

This is unacceptable and highly despicable to say the least.

This is simply maintaining status-quo.

What a pity!
My brother, that one weak me
Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Mohammed Abdullahi As Minister Of Environment by simpleseyi: 9:34am On Apr 07, 2022
SpatialKing:
FTC
Government of the North by the North and for the North
The useless Almajari called Buhari never disappoints.
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing & Husband Opeyemi Falegan Break Up, Spill Their Dirty Secrets by simpleseyi: 9:27am On Apr 07, 2022
How come it took so long?
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by simpleseyi: 9:26am On Apr 07, 2022
Datikwerreboi:
I'm more productive than your mother please
I need to see your medical certificate of mental fitness, because you don't sound mentally balanced. What I mean is that it seems you have inherited psychiatric disorders from somewhere
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by simpleseyi: 9:24am On Apr 07, 2022
Daniel7543:
Married women sabi take good care of their KUKUNASE. They are so clean down there. I can comfortably give a married woman aggressive head job.

Fvcking a married woman without condom is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I would advice guys to give it a try.
Why are you working so hard to go to hell fire. Well, it's your choice, but don't drag me along. I no dey go.
Politics › Re: Lagos Appoints MC Oluomo Parks Management Committee Chairman by simpleseyi: 8:43am On Apr 07, 2022
Shame dey catch me.

Look at all the names, 95% are Muslims. So, it is true that my Muslim brothers are all Agberos. So, it is true that Muslim parents are more irresponsible than Christian parents. God no go shame us ooo. These guys don shame us already
Politics › Re: 2023: We Didn’t Throw Open Race For PDP Presidential Ticket - Ortom by simpleseyi:
Freebills12:
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This your statement shows the level of your thinking thought, you think all these his errand boys that are shouting zone it to the south are not doing it on his behalf?
My brother, Tinubu capability to rule Nigeria is not in contention by any sincere person, unfortunately however, his health is doubtful. I feel sorry for him.

But, he is the only one that is showing interest. You too look at Umahi, Pius Ayim, Peter Obi, Nyezom Wike, and others. Since they declared their interest, have you heard from them again? Does that show seriousness? Listen to what Orji Uzor Kalu too is saying that the ticket should be zoned to his village, does it show seriousness on his part?

Are we going to beg them to show seriousness? If all others are unserious, is it not the only person that is showing seriousness that we will give it to. Tinubu is all over North and South West meeting opinion leaders and interest groups,while Igbo politicians declare their intentions and go back to their mansion to sleep. Is that how to win election?

In my own personal view, I think Igbos should have their time as President. Ijaw, Hausa, Fulani, Kanuri, Yoruba have done it and have run Nigeria into deep shiit and generational debts. Let Igbos too try their knowledge to savage the country. Igbos enterprise skills are not in doubt all over the world, so let them try the skills on savaging Nigeria. But Igbos must present their candidates and mobilize voters for their candidates. Presidency will never be zoned to anybody's village. Power is not given on a platter of gold. Power is fought for and snatched. You heard us through our top striker Bola Ahmed Tinubu saying "we are ready to fight dirty", that is it, you fight for Power and snatch it.

The Igbos that I have known over the years are always ready to fight for anything and look at anybody eye ball to eye ball, that is why we Yorubas say they are disrespectful. I am however surprised that when it comes to taking Power to rule Nigeria, Igbos are now scared to face opponents. Igbos now want to become President unopposed, even without election. That is not the Igbos I grew up knowing.

If Igbos don't put their heart together and come out and fight for what they deserve which is the Presidency, we Yorubas will snatch it from you again, and you gonna do nothing but cry. Nigeria belongs to all tribes, Igbos should come out and take what belongs to them. It's Igbos turn.
Politics › Re: Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan In Auto Crash by simpleseyi: 8:05am On Apr 07, 2022
Shevchenkko:
A million times better than that idiot in Aso villa
Don't praise a fool because you meet an idiot. They are both good for nothing
Politics › Re: Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan In Auto Crash by simpleseyi: 8:00am On Apr 07, 2022
alsudan:
Road/Air Accidents are ways in which drug Barons use to eliminate their enemies.

GEJs security details must be tripled like that the VP and Amaechi.

Funsho Williams Killer is on the loose.
The Fulani Babalawo nko?

Politics › Re: Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan In Auto Crash by simpleseyi: 7:59am On Apr 07, 2022
He is playing with fire. We told you that we are ready to fight dirty. We mean it.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Escapes Death As Two Aides Die In Auto Crash by simpleseyi: 7:59am On Apr 07, 2022
He is playing with fire. We told you that we are ready to fight dirty. We mean it.
Romance › Re: Groom Shower: Is This The New Trend Among Husbands-To-Be? (Photo) by simpleseyi: 7:56am On Apr 07, 2022
Iyaebe:
I hate all these modern misogynists called men,always copying and competing with women on everything, what's this rubbish again? I think this is a new invention from the redpillers
The society will not be complete without idiots and nincompoops. It will be a boring society.
Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo: I Am From Oyo State In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 7:53am On Apr 07, 2022
Englishisamust:
You can check 10 website on Google they will tell u the samething. At least I have my own proof. Bring your own proof.
I have no proof ooo, sorry Oga mi. Even if the white pigs say that Bola Ahmed Tinubu is from Umuleri which is beside Aguleri, I no go argue.
Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo: I Am From Oyo State In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 7:47am On Apr 07, 2022
Englishisamust:
Are you more exposed than Wikipedia??
So it is Oyinbo pigs that will show me my father's house abi? Not surprised anyway, Shebi na so the white pigs say na Mango Park discover River Niger, as if the Africans living and fishing in the River before Mango Park forefathers were born did not know that it is a River. I expected them to say na Mango Park create River Niger. Next century, they will say Orange Park discover Ogun River.
Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo: I Am From Oyo State In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 7:46am On Apr 07, 2022
Lamasta:
The distance is clear baba grin
Your head too correct
Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo: I Am From Oyo State In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 7:43am On Apr 07, 2022
Lamasta:
She single handedly make Nigerian musicians ordinary at the Grammies always flogging them back to back grin why a great woman she is
So, you are comparing a 61 years old granny with 20 - 30 years old boys and girls. Not surprised anyway, shebi some homeless youths have been comparing Buma Boy with Fela Anikulapo-Kuti.
Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo: I Am From Oyo State In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 7:41am On Apr 07, 2022
Englishisamust:
Femi otedola oyo
Mike adenuga oyo
Angelique kidjo oyo


Why are great people associated with oyo?
Whatever you are smoking, stop it before it stops you.

Femi Ote$ is Ijebu
Mike Adenuga is Ijebu

Stop talking mixed weed
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Mdxi Data Centre In Lagos (Pictures) by simpleseyi: 7:37am On Apr 07, 2022
BigBelleControl:
This is more like a private investment but Sanwo was invited to commission it. That's good FDI for Lagos.

The way Hamzat is following Sanwo, it's looking like he's not ready to be relegated to the position of ordinary deputy governor. Let's wait and see if he would contest against the governor.
Jagaban Borgu will decide that.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Attack Damboa, Raze Down General Hospital, Other Buildings (video) by simpleseyi:
Terrorists, go to where Nigerians want you to go. You know the place, go there and do us proud. You may just become national heroes. Go and fish out the lifeless mannequin hiding inside the Rock
Politics › Re: NURTW Already Lost Lagos, Sacking MC Oluomo After Withdrawal From Union Big Joke by simpleseyi: 8:54pm On Apr 06, 2022
MC, ride on.

Useless Agberos that Aboki bike riders are killing like local chickens.
Politics › Re: 2023: We Didn’t Throw Open Race For PDP Presidential Ticket - Ortom by simpleseyi: 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2022
You will never hear Tinubu say "zone the ticket to the South". The reason is obvious, he is ready to take on anybody from any part of the country. That's a serious politician for you.

But, the Presidency must come to the South. It doesn't matter if It goes to Efuk, Ibiobio, Yoruba, Ikwerre, Ijaw, Igbo, or whosoever, it must come to the South.

If an Igbo man becomes President, he cannot say he does not know Yorubas, likewise Ijaw man cannot say he doesn't know Yorubas, neither can a Yoruba man say Igbos, Ijaws, Ibiobio, e.t.c. are not his brothers
Christianity Etc › Re: Outrage As Leke Adeboye Calls RCCG Pastors ‘goats’ by simpleseyi: 8:19pm On Apr 06, 2022
Maxymilliano:
This is what happens when God calls people and they call their own family members.

This mannerless guy had been given too much opportunities that he takes everyone for granted
But when God called Daddy G.O. and Daddy answered "Yes, my Lord", shebi his children and wife too were there, they also heard Daddy G.O. answered nah, and they too would have said "Lord, we too dey answer ooooo". So, the whole family was called.

Please can good Bible students here remind me of Prophet Elisha, Elijah, also Apostle John, Paul Mathew, Mark, e.t.c. wives?


Is this religion or purely business?

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