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Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga's Fiancée, Eniola Hails Him, Shares Pre-Wedding Photos by simpleseyi: 2:07pm On Apr 05, 2022
tobillionaire:
Waiting for Don jazzy's pre wedding photos
You go grow white hairs, not just grey hairs.
Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga's Fiancée, Eniola Hails Him, Shares Pre-Wedding Photos by simpleseyi: 2:04pm On Apr 05, 2022
Omicronvaccine:
'African Rapper #1': MI Abaga's Fiancée, Eniola Mafe, Hails Him, Shares Pre-Wedding Photos


I had obviously heard of Jude and liked his music, and knew him to be handsome, highly intelligent, and driven, but that was it.
This one is blind. Who is handsome and intelligent? This short-put?

I think menopause is knocking on her brain.

Just say Halleluyah, you go an expired bachelor. Half bread is better than paufpauf.

Two short-puts will give birth to dwarfs like Chris Ngige and El-Rufai


We will see how many weeks your social media marriage go last nah. Shey na today?
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Total Debt Could Reach N50 Trillion by simpleseyi: 1:56pm On Apr 05, 2022
Tooreda:
You wanted a better Nigeria and you thought a terrorist was the best person to bring in? Reason small naoh
Are you saying that I and the about 4 million Southerners that voters for him in 2019 are all MAD? I don't think so, we just fell for the propaganda packaged and sold by Tinubu and his media group. Tinubu himself never knew that the Fulani cow from Daura is cursed. Or did Tinubu rule Lagos like Buhari is ruling Nigeria? Of course not. Tinubu did not bring Buhari in for his selfish reason, Tinubu got oil wells from Goatluck Jonaddaft and was still getting federal contracts, but he thought Nigeria should be doing better than what Goatluck was making us. It was a terrible mistake. Every Southerner involved regrets it. It's really unfortunate.
Crime › Re: Okada Rider Stabs Man To Death In Lagos (Photo) by simpleseyi: 1:50pm On Apr 05, 2022
OmoOshodi:
baba ordinary locust bean water(omi iru) is the solution to that.....what else
Are you Babalawo or Brodalawo or Unclelawo or Omolawo? Do you have juju that we can use to send Buhari back to his village to go and continue is cattle rearing?
Crime › Re: Okada Rider Stabs Man To Death In Lagos (Photo) by simpleseyi: 11:40am On Apr 05, 2022
essentialone:
I am happy he was stabbed to death. In his next life, he will not be an agberoo. I wish all the abokis can also stab all the agberoos in Nigeria to death like this.

Agberoo no be work. Others are working hard. You are there chasing them around to collect money. Fools. I actually blame the aboki for killing him. he should have cut out his two eyes and 2 hands, so he lives miserably. Nonsense touts all over Nigeria.
Whatever you are smoking, stop it before it stops you.
Crime › Re: Okada Rider Stabs Man To Death In Lagos (Photo) by simpleseyi: 11:38am On Apr 05, 2022
YeyeGbami:
Yoruba and soldier in one sentence. Na mouth yoruba get o. If kasala burst na japa japa you go hear.

Na olden days yorubas get warriors. Na gra gra remain like dis
So, what is the usefulness of Agberos to the Yoruba society? Is it just to snatch ballot boxes? They need to up their game, if not, they will be wiped out. Useless miscreants.
Crime › Re: My Girlfriend Was RAPED I Don’t Know What To Do by simpleseyi: 10:52am On Apr 05, 2022
IdanNla:
That a co worker of hers invited her to his home after work and the same guy had asked her for a relationship which she said no and the guy lockup the matter.

So this fateful day she requested or invited her to his house getting there the guy's junior brother left for school cause they are daily part-time student, after his junior ones left, he rolled up weed and started smoking, so during the process of smoking or afterward the whole thing started and she claimed to fight him and scream but the guy overpowered him and had his way with her after which the guy pleaded saying he’s sorry

Some weeks later she discovered she was pregnant and she told the guy which the guy gave her 4K for abortion and she collected the money and did the abortion.
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Are you sure you are mentally okay? I doubt it. The girl knows that this poster is a slowpoke, that is why she is playing hide and seek with the mumu so called boyfriend. Somebody toast you, you no gree, but you go him house, go play with am. Cheap local prostitute. To slap you dey hungry me.
Politics › Re: US Increases Oil Imports From Russia by simpleseyi: 10:47am On Apr 05, 2022
ifex370:
Of what benefit is it to you if they are a laughing stock.

Focus on your country
There is nothing to focus on in Nigeria.
Family › Re: Why Do Wives' Mothers Dominate Their Daughters' Marital Homes by simpleseyi: 8:50am On Apr 05, 2022
Women are generally bad
Family › Re: Can You Marry A Single Parent? by simpleseyi: 8:46am On Apr 05, 2022
chukwuibuipob:
sad some single mum are demon from the pit of hell.If u want to live long,avoid some of dis witches
Not some. All. Yes, all. But, they can fucck more than Tonto Dikeh. They fucck like the spirits that fucck you in dreams.
Family › Re: Can You Marry A Single Parent? by simpleseyi: 8:45am On Apr 05, 2022
yuping:
undecided This is not a question most people that says no will still sleep with them, hypocrite.
I have slept with many in the past, I am not currently sleeping with any, but, I will still sleep with many in the future. But that is the only thing they are good for, casual sex.
Family › Re: Can You Marry A Single Parent? by simpleseyi: 8:44am On Apr 05, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
Football match no dey start from 1:0

All the match wey i watch na from 0:0 dem start
Sense will no kill you my brethren.
Family › Re: Can You Marry A Single Parent? by simpleseyi: 8:43am On Apr 05, 2022
You want to marry a woman who is being fuccked by her baby daddy anytime. That's your business.
Family › Re: I Will Never Allow Peace To Reign In My Family by simpleseyi: 8:38am On Apr 05, 2022
I once had an encounter with a married woman who says anytime she want to cook raw meat at home, she said she will be rubbing the raw meat on the surface of her private part & be mentioning her husband name saying whatever i will be telling you be hearkening unto me. And she will cook the meat with her menstrual water then serve her husband without eating from it. I was shocked when she told me this, some women are going far just to bring their husband under their command.
All liars shall go to hell fire including you, lie Mohammed, Femi Adesina, Sheu Garba, Nasir short-put El-Rufai and Femi Fani Kayode
Politics › Re: Enugu Guber: A Desperado’s Smear Campaign And Fani-Kayode’s Lash - David Chukwu by simpleseyi: 8:35am On Apr 05, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
Ah kayode in Enugu again. angry
J tire oooo
Politics › Re: Enugu Guber: A Desperado’s Smear Campaign And Fani-Kayode’s Lash - David Chukwu by simpleseyi: 8:32am On Apr 05, 2022
FFK again?
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Gets New Appointment As Iman Of A New Jum'mat Mosque by simpleseyi: 7:42am On Apr 05, 2022
EmmaJnr1:
Its time for Hausa people to take back their freedom, land and kingship from the Fulani. They sacked him because he is Hausa but they can never sack sheik gumi the terrorist imam who has insulted buhari many times because sheik Gumi is a Fulani
I am a Yoruba boy. I will never interfere in Hausa and Fulani family matters.
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Gets New Appointment As Iman Of A New Jum'mat Mosque by simpleseyi: 7:39am On Apr 05, 2022
fluffybaby:
If he had criticized the govt for not imposing some silly laws or RUGA on christian communities, he would have been hailed as a hero. But because they indirectly support BH and Terrorists they are angry he criticized their grand patrons in high places.
They don't support terrorists indirectly, instead they support, sponsor and fund terrorists directly. All terrorists in Nigeria are Buhari boys.
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Gets New Appointment As Iman Of A New Jum'mat Mosque by simpleseyi: 7:37am On Apr 05, 2022
ignis:
I hope Buhari won't send DSS or EFCC to go after him.
If the guy was a Class captain in primary school, then EFCC and DSS will soon come after him for embezzling Noise Makers fines in primary three in the year 1934
Politics › Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Gets New Appointment As Iman Of A New Jum'mat Mosque by simpleseyi: 7:35am On Apr 05, 2022
Darkness shall not triumph over Light
Politics › Re: There Is A Grand Plot To Disenfranchise Muslim Voters – MURIC by simpleseyi: 7:33am On Apr 05, 2022
Racoon:
This demented caliphate wannabe one-man MURIC terrorist squad again.Must Ishaq always come to show his madness in the public?
His Madness is hereditary
Politics › Re: There Is A Grand Plot To Disenfranchise Muslim Voters – MURIC by simpleseyi: 7:32am On Apr 05, 2022
MURIC director is MAD
Just like his late father
Politics › Re: Debt Servicing: FG Paid N7.27bn To World Bank, IMF In February by simpleseyi: 7:29am On Apr 05, 2022
SensualMan1:
Osinbade is handling the economy very well.
So Osinbade is the CBN Governor. I never knew stupidity is hereditary
Politics › Re: Debt Servicing: FG Paid N7.27bn To World Bank, IMF In February by simpleseyi: 7:28am On Apr 05, 2022
Useless brainless idiots
Politics › Re: Bandits Sent Letter To Army Barracks At Birnin Kebbi by simpleseyi: 7:27am On Apr 05, 2022
Interesting times ahead.


Buhari, see your life.
Politics › Re: Juju Oath Of Political Godfathers (Opinion) by simpleseyi: 7:24am On Apr 05, 2022
swaggerjack:
We need Pastor Adeboye to cleanse the land.
Has he not been on the land as devil and his agents continue ruling?
Politics › Re: Juju Oath Of Political Godfathers (Opinion) by simpleseyi: 7:22am On Apr 05, 2022
swaggerjack:
How can "Pastor" Reno Omokri continue to support Atiku as a Christian.
Omo Kirikiri is not a Christian. He is just a hungry politician who also goes to Church
Politics › Re: Juju Oath Of Political Godfathers (Opinion) by simpleseyi: 7:21am On Apr 05, 2022
swaggerjack:
The dark art magicians and wizards have taken over the country and made an oath to keep it in darkness.
Tinubu's matter will kill you oooo, just as it killed those before you
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Total Debt Could Reach N50 Trillion by simpleseyi: 7:11am On Apr 05, 2022
Kingpin1000:
Who will pay all these money?
why has Buhari and his cohort decided to ruin this country.
Everyone who brought in this maggot infested urchin will not go unpunished.
Karma will visit anyone who supports this government and who supports continuity of this disaster.
We were all warned in 2015, but some refused to listen.
Instead of moving forward we have chosen to move centuries backward.
Funny enough Buhari and Tinubu will not live for the next 20 years but you and I and our Children will live to face the brunt of our stupid decisions because of Tribalism and little stipends given to us to campaign for incompetence.
The Rich will Japa when the going gets tough,but the poor will remain to lick their wounds.
We are now slaves in our country indirectly and I don't see anyone patriotic enough.
Are you already depressed ni? So if I support a person and give him my single vote to be President, I should then be accountable for his looting of the treasury and killing of thousands of Nigerians?

The other idiot Goatluck Jonaddaft that was there, did he do any different? Have I hanged you for voting Goatluck who ruined the country for 6 years before the current Daura Almajari came to bury the nation?

Nobody knew this Almajari called Buhari will be a disaster. Nobody knew he has been cursed from his mother's womb. We all wanted a better Nigeria, that was why we kicked out the ineffectual buffoon, not knowing that we were replacing him with a cursed Fulani cow.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Total Debt Could Reach N50 Trillion by simpleseyi: 7:08am On Apr 05, 2022
Agbegbaorogboye:
Doesn't this mean we have borrowed so much that our earnings can only cover the cost of borrowing and we have to borrow more to meet our daily expenses?
And our politicians still go about in the biggest cars and jets?
God!!
Yes, evil politicians headed by Buhari are still borrowing money to loot.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Total Debt Could Reach N50 Trillion by simpleseyi: 7:07am On Apr 05, 2022
Himtulie247:
And so ?

Which country debt keee grin grin grin

Even the Almighty USA debt be like........ grin grin grin
Whatever you are smoking, stop it before it stops you

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