₦airaland Forum

Overself:
Zombie? Are u indirectly, calling ur master Buhari a dumbass?

Mynd44 lalasticlala

ignis:
Man's inhumanity to man

Honestly.

There is actually a big difference between human being and being human

Ironically, while some human beings are not being human, some lesser animals are even being human.

Such a lose to his parents after years of rigorous military training.

RIP to the slain young officer.

RIP

Sctests:
Simplyleo my ewedu muslim friend will lament about 100 times about this and make empty threats about bringing down hell if ipob beats up yoruba and hausa leaders who travels to eat New yam like Ekweremadu.

He will also claim he doesn''t care about Kanu and IPOB but will type those names 100 times per day. IPOB don buy land inside him ewedu skull.

Mynd44 lalasticlala

Simplyleo is a registered username on nairaland, this poster violated rule 2 as regards the texts in bold

What kind of rubbish is this?

Cooked food in take-away as a palliative?

What happens to giving out some quantity of raw food items, no matter how small?

Na those agbaya wey queue dey vex me pas. The clowns are even trying yo be organised by practicing social distancing so they wont miss one plate of food.

The Center of Excellence started it, the Sunshine State follow suit, no wahala.

Op, pls how is this our business?

If 40 million Chinese perish in earthquake, who gives a flying fvck?

Do you know the number of people that have been rendered orphans, widows and widowers because of these lilliput bastards?

Commonsense99:

If he was in Nigeria, he will still be thinking of Waec and, jamb, Pume...and then comes the incessant ASUU strikes, then the wait for mobilisation, before Nysc, finally no job!
Nigerian educational system forces their youths to graduate at a close to retirement age.

Really?

I thought is an exception though.

I never knew all American pilots start flying at i6.

babyfaceafrica:
As if government agencies will hear?.. All the advise we have been given them since.. Did they heed?

Which advice?

Advice like, Buhari should remove his cap or video himself so that lamidi cownu will agree he is alive?

Oya, the "Amelicans" celebrating the fall in oil prices thinking that will make Buhari and his household to starve, here comes the case of "your country".

I expect you to start fasting and praying hard for Amelica while keeping night vigil so that Trump will not die of starvation.

Useless brainless illiterates.

NwaNimo1:
Will the govt foot the bill?

Some landlords have outstanding loans to pay on their investments.

The govt has granted loan repayment holidays so landlords can use this as excuse.

Saao:
They don't know anything aside lockdown? The federal government should look for a better way cop the virus than lockdown. We are lockdown, the virus is on the increase, common sense should tell them that we can look for better way than the lockdown.

Since it is a common sense, can you suggest a better way? Some govt agencies are on the lookout for better suggestions and I'm sure some of them are on the social media including nairaland.

The hands of the fed govt are tied in this case.

It will be a sheer irresponsibility on the part of the govt to relax this lockdown in view of the recent geometric increase in confirmed cases.

However, the govt cannot continue with this lockdown without a suitable way of mitigating its attendant effect.

This is why creativity is one of the qualities of a good leader. Leadership is not just about allocating huge govt resources to yourselves. Now is the time to demonstrate those qualities of a good leader we used to read in textbooks.

I,800 bags for a whole state?

Let's not deceive ourselves, the government does not have sufficient resources to feed all Nigerians in this lockdown.

So we are caught between the devil and the blue sea.

Violate govt Instructions, covid 19 is out there.
Remain at home as instructed, hunger is there.

Chose whichever is the lesser devil.

fastseo:
Hope you have received yours?

Yes, since yesterday.

1. The north has the poorest people and you agree 100%, so what's the fuse?

2. I thought the relief package is audio. Is it not audio again?

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stephleena:
the south, carries the whole of Nigeria on it back.. despite whatever they make, they still contribute hugely to the national coffers..

the north is always selfish, whatever it makes remains with them.. if the north had oil a major lifeline to the country,Nigeria would've been a thing of the past..
The igbos / south east constitute the majority of foreign businesses...

will you pretend,not to knòw that importation goes along with payment
of import duties, taxes and others?..The south east takes less from the federal coffers.. how many times have you heard, of F.G. special intervention in east, as They always do for the north?..that's another contribution..
do you know the revenues generated in business hubs like Aba,Onitsha and the likes of them and how much is being paid as taxes which the FG has it's share?

what does the arid north ever contribute ?monetarily or other wise!

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Stop writing irrelevant epistle.

The thread is about Ebonyi and you jumped into my mention telling me the south East contribute hugely to the national purse. I have shown you the IGR of states, in which 3 northern states beat the entire SE in IGR. Now you are talking about South generally. Stop lumping the whole South, concentrate on your region which you claim contributes hugely to the national purse.

Now from the picture below, explain to me how huge the contribution of SE is to the federal coffers.

Kudos to the Nigerian Army.

I watched the video.

The fight was very dirty.

So human beings still fight to impress women in this era?

Reminds me Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart

I suggest we blame Tinubu and yoruba muslims for this.

DabuIIIT:
Throwback picture of when I was borm. Is in my photo album

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA

Okay, noted.

DabuIIIT:
.

I can't remember asking for your picture, did I?

fastseo:
Do you know that we in East pays tax? Each car we import we pay customs duty to the Federal government. Imagine paying 400 to 800k per each car cleared in.

We also pay via stamp duties, import duties, indirect taxes from goods imported into the country etc.

Okay.

[quote author=DabuIIIT post=88656420][/quote]Okay, you are cute. Nice outfit.

stephleena:
They ain't parasites.. they're doing just fine

despite contributing huge to the national purse,they're given meagre nuts compared to parasitic northern States.

see the so-called federal government cash transfer how many southern States even the ones with severe issues of covid have benefited from it?

it's only north!!

that's why the sickness of the Egyptians continues to dwell with them..parasites.

Pls, what is the IGR of all eastern states from which they contribute this "huge" to national purse?

Kano alone more than Enugu and Anambra combined, while Kaduna beats the combination of imo and abia.

Even Borno is ahead of Ebonyi. So where is this "huge" amount they contribute to national purse?

DabuIIIT:
As usual, nothing reasonable ever.... A pure Mallam

I didn't ask for your picture though.

But I thought all eastern states don't need fed govt support.

ignis:
Please have has ElRuai tasted tested negative ?

I don't usually do this, but I can't just overlook this particular case.

Now this is TOTAL.