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HealthRe: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Simplymax(m): 8:35am On Aug 05, 2023
That is stress in action bro.
DECENTBWOY:
Good morning nairalanders, I know its too early to post this but this issue has been troubling me for a while now.
I can't sleep, even if i eventually do, i can't stay asleep, for example if i sleep by 2am, i will wake up by 4am and thats it for that night.
It has been going on for months now, and i hardly sleep in the afternoon too..
If you observe when i made this post, I slept around 3am because today is my birthday, i was answering calls and chats from well wishers, now i am up again around 5, thats why i made this post, i am fed up...

Please can you guys suggest a very strong sleeping tablet for me? I really need to sleep and stay asleep, i mean lock everywhere up, eat, take the tablet and sleep a very deep sleep, a kind of sleep that i will not know what is happening around...

Please help a brother, i don even begin de slim like who them de squeeze blood commut for body....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUMBLE SELF BTW...
Christianity EtcControversy As Church Of England Considers Gender-neutral Terms To Refer To God by Simplymax(op): 8:37am On Feb 09, 2023
The Church of England has announced it will look into the use of gender neutral terms to refer to God in prayers.

According to the Church, the issue reflects growing global awareness about the assumed usage of pronouns causing offence or upset to those who do not identify with the gender they were assigned at birth.

The centuries-old institution said on Wednesday, February 8 that there were no plans to abolish current services but that it will look into gender neutrality for God.

“Christians have recognised since ancient times that God is neither male nor female,” a spokesperson for the Church said.
“Christians have recognised since ancient times that God is neither male nor female,” a spokesperson for the Church said.

“Yet the variety of ways of addressing and describing God found in scripture has not always been reflected in our worship.”

He added that there were “absolutely no plans to abolish or substantially revise” authorised services and that no changes could be made without “extensive legislation”.

The comments follow a conversation in the General Synod, the Church’s governing body, where a priest asked about developing more inclusive language in authorized forms of worship and sought options for those who wish to speak of God in a “non-gendered way”.
The spokesperson said there had been greater interest in exploring new language since the introduction of its forms of service in contemporary language more than 20 years ago.

Bishop Michael Ipgrave, vice chairman of the Church’s liturgical commission, said the Church had been “exploring the use of gendered language in relation to God for several years”.

The Church of England, one of the world’s oldest Christian institutions, last month set out proposals showing it would refuse to allow same-sex couples to get married in its churches, but said priests could bless them in church. It also apologised to LGBTQI+ people for the rejection and hostility they have faced.

The Church’s Faith and Order Commission which advises on theology ? will work with the liturgical commission on looking at questions around gender terms, the spokesperson said.

https://afamnews.com/2023/02/09/controversy-as-church-of-england-considers-gende

PoliticsRe: Pictures From Osogbo Tinubu/Shettima Walk And Rally by Simplymax(m): 6:22pm On Oct 25, 2022
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plaindealer:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

PhonesRe: Facebook: Nigeria Sues Meta, Seeks ₦30 Billion Penalty by Simplymax(m): 12:26pm On Oct 04, 2022
FG is right on this. Facebook should pay. They've been hash on Nigerian E-commerce Operators. It's unfair.

Beckham14:
First it was Twitter, now they're planning to sue Meta Platforms Incorporated (Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram)



Nothing concern aboki with social media.
CelebritiesRe: The Moment Portable Went Crazy At An Event (Photos, Video) by Simplymax(m): 8:29am On Sep 12, 2022
Stop reasoning from your anus. Common sense should tell you not everyone is mad.
Anigreat:
shocked




People from that side are always like this, drugs addict, they abused their leaders , fart on their heroes faces. Their foolishness is inherent, you can't blame them.
WebmastersBandits Release One Of The Abducted Greenfield University Students by Simplymax(op): 6:44pm On May 04, 2021
One of the abducted students of Greenfield University in Kaduna State has been released by bandits.

Mother of the student, Lauritta Attahiru confirmed the release of her son to Channels Television on Tuesday May 4. Attahiru however refused to give details of how her son was released and whether a ransom was paid or not.

The police and government authorities are however yet to confirm the development.

https://afamnews.com/2021/05/04/bandits-release-one-of-the-abducted-greenfield-university-students/

Christianity EtcRe: Police Arrest Onyebuchi Okocha, aka "Onyeze Jesus" by Simplymax(m): 7:11am On Jan 28, 2021
Moferere:
Gbam! Good news. All these fake prophets must be cleaned off the street
He arranged his arrest. Have you forgotten he vowed to raise many dead bodies today? He will use the arrest as cover-up for his fake promise. Nonsense!
PhonesRe: What Are Your Three Most Used Mobile Phone Apps? by Simplymax(m): 7:10am On Dec 11, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...

Wechat
Translator
Alipay

If you are a niggarrrr and you know about those three applications then you must be a real niggarr
E-com
EducationRe: Newly Restored Maritime Academy Of Nigeria. by Simplymax(m): 11:33pm On Dec 08, 2020
Cyberterror:
Chibuike Amaechi is trying no doubt.
The question is, will this be functional??
FamilyRe: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by Simplymax(m): 9:10am On Dec 08, 2020
Bigggloadofcum:
Hmm!

This matter carry weight o. As proper and justifiable as it is to check the phones of our spouses, the discovery might turn out to be SUICIDAL.

First, you are within ur marital right to check on ur wife's phone even though a few persons might disagree with that.

From your writeup I could deduce u are broke even though you try ur best to provide for ur family. The woman you married doesn't feel the need to respect someone who she feels she's better than financially.

This is a real story. When I was 9 my dad was going through serious financial challenges and even though my mum was totally supportive, he felt incomplete. One evening I saw my dad with a rope.

He didn't say a word to me... He went out. Late at night he didn't come home and we started looking for him but he was no where to be found. There was no phones like there is now.

Late on oga came back looking frail and disconnected from this earth. We welcomed him as usual. Next day he called me and told me that he had hung the rope to a tree and was about tying it round his neck but he thought about my siblings and I.

Few years down, thinks turned around tremendously. He became happy, our family became happy.

Now b4 you take that suicidal step, think of your children, double ur hustle but if that woman is cheating on you, kick her ass out. You deserve better.

A woman shouldn't be the end of you. There is always light at the end of the tunnel.
May God enrich you with more wisdom bro. Death shouldn't be the last option.
FamilyRe: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by Simplymax(m): 7:38am On Dec 06, 2020
UnBanEbenezer:
change your weed supplier bro cos you're seeing thingse
If you don't know something, it's better you keep quiet and learn Charlatan.
CelebritiesSee Rare Childhood Photos Of Davido, His Sister, Sharon And Their Late Mum, Vero by Simplymax(op): 12:11pm On Dec 03, 2020
Davido has shared throwback photos of him and his family on his Instagram page.
One of the great things the singer’s fans love him for is the fact that he loves his family, makes out time for them and is not ashamed to show them off.

This time, the singer shared throwback photos of from his childhood on his Instastory. From the snaps, one could see the glaring resemblance between Davido and his father.

Click to see photos

https://afamnews.com/2020/12/03/see-rare-childhood-photos-of-davido-his-sister-sharon-and-their-late-mum-veronica/

PoliticsXenophobia: South Africans Stage Protest, Ask Nigerians To Leave Their Country by Simplymax(op): 11:01am On Sep 25, 2020
In a fresh wave of xenophobia, the Nigerian Embassy in South Africa witnessed another protest by South Africans calling for immigrants, especially Nigerians, to leave their country.

The group identified as “Only One SA”, on Wednesday, alleged that Nigerians and some other immigrants are behind human trafficking and other criminal activities in the country, including drug dealings.

One of the organizers of the protest during an interview with a local news agency lamented the lack of action on the part of the government.

“Today we’re taking a stand to say no to human trafficking, no to c‎hild abduction, no to drugs, we need a clean country, SA must be safe and free,” he said.

Asked if the protest is not influenced by xenophobia, she said,

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“Look, South Africa, we have freedom of speech. They are allowed to say it’s xenophobic if that’s how they feel I cannot stop them but I know the cause that I have started it’s got nothing to do with xenophobic but it’s got everything to do with saving the small children.

“Children are going missing every day and the government is not doing anything about it… Nigerians are known for being perpetrators of these cases.

“Look, Nigerians, they are known to be the top of the list, yes there are South Africans. So now we’re going with the smoke, they must tell us who are their partners in South Africa, if they are using them then they must talk to us and who are the govt officials that are working to them, they must tell us.”

She also said that there have been numerous cases regarding “drugs and human trafficking but nothing is happening, that Mildred police station is rotten to the core, the Nigerians are just paying them to do as they like”.

Click for more details

https://afamnews.com/2020/09/25/xenophobia-south-africans-stage-protest-ask-nigerians-to-leave-their-country/

PoliticsOkonjo-iweala Makes WTO Final Shortlist by Simplymax(op): 3:05pm On Sep 18, 2020
Source: AFAM News


Former Minister of Finance Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has made the final shortlist of candidates for the Director General of the World Trade Organisation (WTO).

The body however dropped three candidates from the contest.

It also plans to reduce the contestants to two final candidates in the next few weeks.

WTO said Mexico’s Jesus Seade, Egypt’s Hamid Mamdouh and Moldova’s Tudor Ulianovschi didn’t secure enough support in a first of three rounds of voting.

“Their expertise and high professional and personal qualities are highly valued and respected by all members,” WTO General Council Chairman, David Walker, said in a statement on Friday.

Click for full details

https://afamnews.com/2020/09/18/breaking-okonjo-iweala-makes-wto-final-shortlist/

Politics“i’m Finally Free From Captivity” – Ffk’s Wife Breaks Silence by Simplymax(op): 8:15am On Sep 18, 2020
Precious Chikwendu, estranged wife of Femi Fani-Kayode has given a cryptic response to news about her failed marriage.

The former Minister of aviation and his wife have reportedly parted ways, according to multiple online reports.
On her Instagram page on Thursday, the former Miss United Nations quoted Psalm 126 Verse1 -3 of the Bible:

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When the Lord turned again the captivity of Zion, we were like them that dream. Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The Lord hath done great things for them. The Lord hath done great things for us; whereof we are glad.

The Bible verse quoted has made many to believe she was referring to the reported crashed marriage.
Fani-Kayode has denied he abused Precious and has even asked his lawyer to demand a retraction from a blogger, who broke the story of the separation.

Click for full details
https://afamnews.com/2020/09/18/im-finally-free-from-captivity-ffks-wife-breaks-silence/

CelebritiesIkorodu Bois Recreate DJ Cuppy And Sisters Ferraris Show Off (photos) by Simplymax(op): 1:24pm On Sep 17, 2020
AFAM News

Ikorodu Bois are back! This time they up for the show off portrayed by Billionaire Femi Otedola and his daughters.

Recall that the Billionaire business mogul took his three daughters on a Ferrari Portofinoshopping spree, not only that, he got them a customized plate number each for their car. This shook the internet and the Comic actors decided to make light of the trending issue.

See thier own version of the ‘Papa took us shopping’


Click to see more photos

https://afamnews.com/2020/09/17/ikorodu-bois-recreate-dj-cuppy-and-sisters-ferraris-show-off-its-gone-viral-photos/

CelebritiesVideo: Watch Kanye West As He Urinates On His Grammy Award by Simplymax(op): 9:27pm On Sep 16, 2020
AFAM News

American rapper, Kanye West has shared a video of himself seemingly peeing on his Grammy award, after placing it in the toilet bowl.

Kanye is known to be bipolar and frequently goes on various Twitter tirade episodes.

The rapper, who has taking to Twitter in the last few days to hit out at the record industry, shared the video, and added:

This is coming after Kanye put record label Universal on blast, alleging he had signed over 10 contracts with the label and that they had tried to “bury him alive.”

He also put a call out to nemesis Taylor Swift, asking for her support as he tries to obtain his masters.

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“Bono can I get a retweet Love you Paul can I get a retweet love you Drake Kendrick even Taylor We need you right noooooow,” he shared.
Taylor famously was not allowed to buy back her masters from Big Machine Records before they sold the company to Scooter Braun.

In a another tweet he added:

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“When you sign a music deal you sign away your rights. Without the masters you can’t do anything with your own music.

“Someone else controls where it’s played and when it’s played. Artists have nothing accept the fame, touring and merch.”
“The artist deserve to own our masters … artist are starving without tours … Ima go get our masters … for all artist … pray for me.”

He also hinted that music studios need to be wary of wife Kim Kardashian as he suggested Kim was his lawyer.

Click to watch video
https://afamnews.com/2020/09/16/video-watch-kanye-west-as-he-urinates-on-his-grammy-award/

TV/MoviesRe: Neo And Ozo Battle To Win The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Simplymax(m): 8:04pm On Sep 16, 2020
TV/MoviesBbnaija: Ozo Wins Innoson Vehicle’s 2020 IVM Caris Price by Simplymax(op): 7:17pm On Sep 16, 2020
Big brother Naija housemate, Ozomena Has won innoson vehicle 2020 IVM caris price.

He won the luxury caris vehicle after several hours of exhaustive games among the remaining 7 housemates left in the big brother’s house.

Click to read details

https://afamnews.com/2020/09/16/bbnaija-ozo-wins-innocent-vehicles-2020-ivm-caris-price/

CrimeRe: 3 Yahoo Boys Chased To Death In Osogbo, Another Injured by Simplymax(m): 5:25pm On Sep 16, 2020
Mad o!

The youths in the state have engaged in reprisal attack against the SARS Officials and two of them have been killed already.

You can watch the video in this link

https://afamnews.com/2020/09/16/videos-tension-mounts-in-osogbo-following-the-killing-of-3-students-by-sars-officials/
CrimeOsun: Unrest In Osogbo After The Killing Of 3 Yahoo Boys SARS Officials (videos) by Simplymax(op): 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2020
There have apprehensions and uncontrollably attacks on security personnel following the killing of three suspected internet fraudsters in Osogbo, Osun State capital.

AFAM News had reported earlier about the unfortunate incident that led to the killing of 3 teenagers by some men of the Special Anti-robbery Squad, SARS in the state’s capital yesterday, Tuesday, 15th of September.

The SARS Officials whose identity are yet unknown were said to have chased the teenagers who were in a Toyota Corolla sport car with their Hilux Van till the driver lose control and hit the car with an electric poll.
Following the incident, there have been reprisal attacks as youths took to all the major streets In the state capital to protest against what they regarded as extortion and unjustifiable killings of the youths.



Click this link to watch videos:

https://afamnews.com/2020/09/16/videos-tension-mounts-in-osogbo-following-the-killing-of-3-students-by-sars-officials/

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