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wetin concern oyibo man with trbal mark?
wetin concern BANGA with show glass?
wetin concern MONKEY and BUTTER?

Good one. The evidence of marriage as dem talk na ring.

CAN U IMAGINE
1. MONKEY INSIDE AQUARIUM
2. SHADING BANGA INSDE SHOW GLASS

@ jossy_1luv
WOW! NA THERE IMPROVED SLAVE TRADE START BE THAT.

a major challenge can control your movement , telling u to STOP, GO UP SLOWLY, COME DOWN, NOW CONTINUE YOUR MOVEMENT.
It is a respecter of nobody. no matter your qualification, social background , age , all na figure to am. WHEN HIM SHOW; Try understand your tummy structure in ur caban, you work place, any where even when u dey use night bus travel. make u check well o.

wetin concern okada man with door?

abeg tell them ooooo.
if u guys can pen down something interesting down i go hail una.

if u comot koboko' , u go yamayama junior life

so what will you do if u were president? na im i ask o

define dry joke for me?

i am a part of humanity as a solution provider to my shere of contact. I am in the world understanding what matters to them in order to help out. That way , i reach out to them making them better people for themselves, families, society and for the work of God.

@ newmi
no matter how they buy justice, you just settle the case on your knees cos HE IS THE DEFENDER OF THE DEFENCELESS. He knows what to do. Tell it to the lord in prayer. IT WILL WORK.

laugh

For d way God take follow love all country man and woman wey dey dis world, na im make am give bro J to come collect die 4 all of una wey dey read dis thing so, so dat no matter d plenty opata wey u don throw for everywhere ; if u believe say na him be elder bros, u no go kpai at all no matter the number of kpayans wey dey ur family, but your life go dey from lailai to lai lai.

u fit imagine a bald headed rasta man?

True if i be fresident, i go calliculate teacher money with the number of chalk him use per month.
I would ensure that all gatemen were stammerers(HOW DEM GO TELL U WHEN THIEF COME?)
I go open a ministry for bald people ensuring that there is a law in the country asking that they are paid good money for been bald & that they pay half the amount of money when dem wan barb dem hair afterall nature don barb some as the case may be.

WETIN U GO DO IF U WERE FRESIDENT?

a young businessman intending to grow his business into an empire over time went for a seminar and was taught a keyword to tell customers after any sale for customer care and effective marketing strategy.
'ITS NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, PLS COME AGAIN.'
He immediately put the phrase into action d very next day when a CUSTOMER came to buy his product (COFFINS)
'Its nice doing business with you, please come again'
If you be customer, wetin you go do?

my friend's dad was a great person that he dealt with them with the cane.' SPARE THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD' was his favorite quote.
One day his father beat him that he became sick so his father took him to a clinic. D Doctor inquired; What happened to you young man?
'He fell from jangulova'' the father said. My friend been shock but he could not tell d doctor the truth cos who know wetin go happen if him talk true and the doctor will ask again only to hear that ''NA TRAILER JAM AM''

kai its not good to go before the gun. mallam adamu spirit na im be dey yab the robbers.

I thought as a child that it was not right for men to beat their wives rather that if i get married i would allow my wife to beat men so she can call me later and pet me. I also thought that by 1994 i would be married. well na small pikin mind sha.

I experienced sweat in the midst of A.C travelling from ABUJA to Kaduna due to the fact that your tummy dey gossip from an after effect of wrong combination. I was well dressed but did not know how to address the situation rather i told the ddriver:
''DRIVER WHALLAHI I AM IMPRESSED'' INSTEAD OF DRIVER I AM PRESSED''He continued not until my face began to change and there was sweat that i exclaimed in sincerity 'DRIVER, NA TOILET I WAN GO' HELP THE NEEDY'
LETS KNOW YOUR CASE

NA FROM CLAP WE DEY TAKE ENTER DANCE.
NA PLAY PLAY WE DEY TAKE GET PLAYERS
EAT WHAT YOU CAN AND BE PROUD AFTERALL BELLE' NO BE SHOWGLASS

I pray a sincere prayer for all NAIRALANDERS:
''MAY GOD REMOVE THE FRONT TEETH OF ALL YOUR ENEMIES, SO THAT BY THEIR SMILE YOU CAN IDENTIFY THEM
NOW TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND GREET HIM/HER WITH A KIND SMILE.
IF YOUR TEETH BEEN COMOT YOU GO FIT SMILE, KNOWING SAY AS THE FACES DIFFERENT NA SO THE SLAP WEY FIT COME FROM THEIR PROBLEM DEY?

@ joagbaje
definitely an assault as you said should be reported to the authorities(police) cos who knows blood fit roll for where hi no suppose to.its what u are to do . It definitely is not easy considering the fact that its your wife thats involved.

i gave my life to christ genuinely in 2000. Prior to this time i used to come out every sunday in my secondary school in J TOWN every time a message that is hot is preached or those burning hell projector films were played for us in school. i later discovered that God loves me so much that i matter in his agenda, then i saw the need to come to the one that has a better plan for me via his love for me.

I feel every song has got a message behind it that needs to be felt by the hearers which is very important to every composer.

I did not suggest that we don't love people that are not born again rather u should know that God sent his son into the world to change the world and not condemn it. No christain promotes strife amongst humanity rather we are the bridge that reconcile men unto God.

Vengeance is mine says the lord. Gone are the days where we do an eye for an eye rather we overcome evil with good, THINK OF IT.

I know that it was not the first time that i was preached to that i accepted christ. My uncle prayed a prayer saying that i would come to God and serve him with my heart and i answered amen(so shall it be) in order to get away from him as at the time. Today that prayer has come to pass. A prayer for that brother,sister, uncle , neighbour or colleague that salvation will get to him/her will come to pass as you do so passionately believing GOD. on't give up on that one. REMEMBER , EVERY SINNER IS A POTENTIAL CHILD OF GOD.

Many times some issues occur in your life that it feels hurtful to you. It seems like you really want to get even. So whose part is it to revenge? is it yours or the lord's? Must you revenge? Is it right to revenge?
Want to know your mind. Pls back up your response with scripture and pls no arguement on this thread. THANKS

Even though they have heard the gospel and have refused to follow, we would not give up on them ; rather we pray that they come home by the saving grace of God and the power of the Holy Spirit.

This is our calling in a dark world. Its high time we reached out in love.