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Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 10:46pm On Jul 04, 2011
@ lysaa
abeg no vex , afterall them say as NEPA no fit , dem change to Power 'HOLDING' company of Naija.
Dat aside, how u dey oooo?
El' well don for your translation.
Jokes EtcRe: Back In The Days! by simplymee: 8:28pm On Jun 18, 2011
Because of SUWE' i know say to be TENANT bad well well
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 5:43pm On Jun 18, 2011
Abeg ooooo. make we no comot our original pattern of the thread. We say make una put Bible translation for pidgin english. UNA THANK U OOO.
Jokes EtcRe: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by simplymee: 4:51am On Jun 12, 2011
EVER SEEN THE SIGN, POST NO BILL?
As a child when i came across that warning, i used to think you could post your letters there without any bill or charges as they do in the POST OFFICE.
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 4:32am On Jun 12, 2011
Story story! Once upon a time, For the beginning of time, PAPA GOD arrangement and decorate heaven(upstairs) and earth(downstairs- wey we dey so),2. Shey! the earth no get any kind shape and void(i.e to say nothing e resemble and nothing resemble am), and area been dark well well for all the surrounding even enter the body like darkness. Na so PAPA GOD SPIRIT come dey waka to see wetin dey happen and wetin fit happen to change things, GENESIS 1: 1-2
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 1:43am On Jun 09, 2011
bros u bam
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 11:39pm On Jun 08, 2011
@ lysaa i get the gist, abeg no vex you hear at least we have to current the pidgin LINGUA FRANCA small. U TOO MUCH JOR
Jokes EtcRe: Beware Of 419! This House Is Not For Sale by simplymee: 11:26pm On Jun 08, 2011
that sign mean say, many country people dey EYE the WARI'(HOUSE AS CALLED IN THE SOUTH SOUTH) na im make the landlord or landlady(TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN) don paste am for there. CHIKENAN'
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 11:16pm On Jun 08, 2011
LOL, lysaa-----i throway salutation to your doormot, Oga El Guapo---i dey hail oooo@ paddyman , u wan drop project be that ooo. Any way, the translation in pidgin english na im go helep country man and woman ontopstand all the ogbonge thing wey dey inside BIBLE for them as e be say translation boku' jaburata.
Jokes EtcRe: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 7:07am On Jun 08, 2011
@ lysaa, yes oooo
I sabi the thing wey I dey arrange for u inside my mind,na so Baba God talk am, arrangement wey be say your mind go dey kule' and no be for bad belle at all at all; I wan come butter your bread and sugar your tea for tomorrow ooo.
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you an expected end. JEREMIAH 29: 11
Christianity EtcRe: There Are Different Callings In God. Stop Judging One Another. We Be Brethren. by simplymee: 3:11pm On Jun 05, 2011
@ joagbaje
abeg you were saying something about Apostle Paul in your original post following everybody and noticing his calling to d jews.PLS THROW MORE LIGHT.
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelism: Its Reason And Impact To The World. by simplymee(op): 8:24pm On May 31, 2011
I will teach him by the word to depend on God showing him how to do it. Its true that the person you led to Christ will look up to u cos he/she will look up to u. its still with u to give counsel and recommend where necessary based on what the person can do in order to earn something. ACTS 20 : 32
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Go To Joints? by simplymee(op): 10:31am On May 27, 2011
Well said, that means it depends on the leading of the Spirit of God in a the life of a willing Christian to be in areas such as that. Many also do not follow or have not trained their innerman well enough to follow His leading. Some hear Him as a feeling, some have trained themselves enough. Whatever the case, you need to depend on God; remember, The footsteps of the righteous are ordered together by God.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist by simplymee: 6:17pm On May 26, 2011
Hebrews 11:6b, for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist by simplymee: 6:02pm On May 26, 2011
@ OP ,
Thanks for the illustration cos many just stay and wait forgetting that He trully exists.GOD BLESS U
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Go To Joints? by simplymee(op): 5:45pm On May 26, 2011
@ muskeeto(It's not about going to joints. It's about your heart with God. If your heart doesn't permit you, you shouldn't be there)
Is it your heart or the Spirit of God that leads or permits you? As many as are led by the Spirit of God, these are the Sons of God. So if you go there for pleasure something could be wrong along the way e.g a night club,pub,strip joints etc as the case maybe. We then need to know that if you lay with the dogs , u will rise with fleas.
BLESSED IS THE MAN THAT WALKETH NOT IN THE COUNSEL OF THE ungodly,NOR STANDETH IN THE WAY OF SINNERS NOR SITTETH IN THE SEAT OF THE SCORNFUL, PSALM 1:1
Whenever you have to go there , u must ask yourself if you are led by God's Spirit to be there? There is nothing wrong when you are led to go to preached to them(this actually needs your proper preparation cause you could be witnessed to by their 'message'.
Christianity EtcRe: Words! Words ! Words! by simplymee: 11:12am On May 26, 2011
@ mabel - good one
ACTS 20:32 ; And now brethren, i commend you to God, and to the WORD of his grace, which is able to build you up, and to give you an inheritance among all them which are sanctified. The word of God is able to build anyone and produce in you the results that it talks about in you. That is what counts cos d word actually takes you from one level of God to the other.
Christianity EtcCan A Christian Go To Joints? by simplymee(op): 10:59am On May 26, 2011
Happiness is gained when your heart is merry and u are in the midst of folks and friends relaxing well. Does it mean that we can catch our fun in 'JOINTS' as christians knowing that some areas are not worth it due to your faith? What is the parameter that one should use in choosing where to go or where to be found at any given time knowing that we are surrounded with an innumerable cloud of witnesses?
WHATS YOUR TAKE ON THIS?
Christianity EtcRe: Power In Names by simplymee: 10:44am On May 26, 2011
Everytime a name is called, a WORD is said, No matter how you want to say it, there is power in NAMES. Its prophecy when you call them forth. Why is it that people are prayed for and prophecied upon that they become what was said. Remember that when you pray its by faith and its spiritual bringing forth the results physically later. IF THE CLOUDS BE FULL, IT EMPTIES ITSELF ON THE EARTH.
Christianity EtcRe: The Gospel: What Is The Gospel by simplymee: 10:34am On May 26, 2011
MARK 16:16 (AMP) He who believes[who adheres to and trusts in and relies on the Gospel and Him Whom it sets forth] and is baptised will be saved [ from the penalty of eternal death]; but he who does not believe [who does not adhere to and trust in and rely on the Gospel and Whom it sets forth] will be condemned.
Its points to the fact that the Gospel provides room for people to come to God receiving grace in the midst of all things. THE GOSPEL SETS FREE.
Jokes EtcRe: Word And Meaning by simplymee: 7:31am On May 26, 2011
grin grin grin, i trust naija cos we no dey carry last
Jokes EtcRe: Back In The Days! by simplymee: 7:17am On May 26, 2011
I remember very much the times when i used to read chike and the river, little snake and little frog( this book nearly make many of us begin suspect our friends and their papa/mama). So much for knowledge.
UNA REMEMBER SUBJECTS LIKE MORAL INSTRUCTION?
Christianity EtcRe: Power In Names by simplymee: 7:00am On May 26, 2011
Many around the world bear names and carry them from the time they were born by their grand father/mothers as the case maybe.In Africa , we hear people bear names like ORUKARIOWEI(In IJAW DIALECT it means, the one that serves JUJU or DEITY): If that one gets saved as is born again and haven received the new life, will he stick to that name based upon the revelation behind it? There is power in names and i believe it.
Christianity EtcRe: Testimonies by simplymee: 6:46am On May 26, 2011
Thanks for the testimonies for they inspire faith in me and makes me know that i can still believe God today for anything & for folks and it will be possible. Rev 12:11a , And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony,
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by simplymee: 6:30am On May 26, 2011
Father, i am grateful for peace that your word gives to me and the instructions from your spirit everyday. You daily load me with benefits and i am thankful. Thank you for my folks and the church at large for today is a great day.THANK YOU LORD.
Christianity EtcRe: The Gospel: What Is The Gospel by simplymee: 6:25am On May 26, 2011
The GOSPEL is the good news of God to the people of the earth . It signifies hope,strength, points the way out of issues, makes plain God's plan for his children.
MARK 16:15 (AMP) - And He said to them, Go into all the world and preach and publish openly the good news(the Gospel) to every creature [of the whole human race].
Jokes EtcRe: Back In The Days! by simplymee: 11:55am On May 20, 2011
At least, we still remember the characters ALI,SIMBI, EDET, AGBO, WAKAMA if u used Macmillian. What about the popular 2D wrting book. If no be for that 2A book, some for no sabi 2 Times TABLE.
Jokes EtcRe: Back In The Days! by simplymee: 4:22pm On May 11, 2011
She' una use Macmillian for English? What about QUEEN PREMIER for class.
You use SLATE as I-PAD BACK IN THE DAYS?
Jokes EtcRe: Helicopter Lessons by simplymee: 4:17pm On May 11, 2011
Na im make za aboki come pall with za aeroplane for pield. Za oyibo call am FLANE CRASH.
Jokes EtcRe: SUPER XMAS JOKES!!! by simplymee: 4:14pm On May 11, 2011
For your full mind oooooooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: Add Ur Own by simplymee: 4:09pm On May 11, 2011
NSUBS(NO SHOW YOUR BIG SELF)
ASC(ABEG SEE CRAZE)
YWNR(YOUR WEIGHT NO REACH) grin grin grin grin grin

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