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no be small thing oooooo

abi d god don talk yesterday again abi?

i play with tyre no be small o. i even play kanta and kpangolo

a man was seen dancing with ear piece in his ears excitingly. A visitor in the house asked if he could listen to the song only to hear NEWS BULLETIN going on with diverse mishaps around the world. D visitor was surprised but was told that the guy was deaf and dumb. IMAGINE OOOOOOO

@ sophizzy
thank u ehn. u too much.

Many times the issues we face in the inside works so much on the mind of the christian that he/she feels down, but we are hard pressed on every side but not crushed. My praise of God makes my victory sure despite the challenges i face; it only makes me know that GOD is still in charge of all the cases i faces. Afterall he is my ALA'BARU. I will praise you with a shout.

GUY U TOO MUCH JOR

kai mallam! up aboki, wallahi

NO, THOUGH SHE LIKE ME LIKE FIRST BORN.
ARE YOU D LAST CHILD IN YOUR FAMILY?

0-8-0-6-0-4-1-9-4 - 0-4.

bayelsa state is shinning, timipre sylva is modelling with billboards

DO YOU REMEMBER?
Watching the famous WILIWILI SOAP OPERA and being skeptical to get up at night when piss catch which further led to MANY BED-WETTING.
Using COURTINA to school as sandal.
SCATTERING POPSIE's favorite ABBA cassette tape in order to play TABLE SOCCER.

no oooooo.
do you play MAMAKO'?

A man called to God for assistance cos he felt his wife was relaxing too much. 'God, let me exchange places with my wife for a day' GBAM. It happened.
The man did all the house chores as a woman until the night. By the next morning asked God, 'Pls i want to change back cos i am tired'
God: Seems like you have to wait for another NINE MONTHS because it looks like you took in yesterday night during your night duties'.

YES OOOOOOO.
WE been get public holiday for here wey i dey today. DEM GIVE U HOLIDAY?

ha ha ha ! As i was wenting down the road tomorrow, thats how i seen this kanu nwankwo 'Peak advert' on the radio and i was shouted along with him that determinant is where my mind is concerning the jingle, GBAM. WASN'T IT SO?

yes and a little bit of no.
Do u think that people will came out to vote based on 'WE DON TIRE. WE NEED CHANGE BASIS?

@ STUDIO CFR
Wetin dey gwan. You fit imagine a guy with bald head doing dread locks?

NO. JOR
OR IS IT TRUE?

that man na strong man. U can add that what a man can do, a woman can do even better.

YES OOOOO , ITS IMPORTANT.
DO U THINK THAT THE KILLING of innocent people over election results is fair under the pretence of 'WE DEY VEX'?

A Supplier that supplies COFFINS was asked by a  Customer that  was passing by;
PASSER BY: Bros , how market?
SUPPLIER: NA UNA HAND THE THING DEY OOOO. IF UNA DIE , MARKET GO MOVE.

its in the name of the sponsors. I ask u to imagine what the sponsor will say when dem dey do their marketing/adverts.

NAIJA keeps having reality shows such as:
MALTINA family dance
PEAK TALENT SHOW
GLO NAIJA SINGS
MTN PROJECT FAME
NIGERIA IDOL

IMAGINE:
INEC TEARS
ZOBO 'CRACK UR JAW'(Wetin go be d theme song from the sponsors?)

does u know who i be?
response: WHO U ARE?
If u known, u shant talking to me like this.

well dem say if u want small pikin to knock you, make u wear him cap. the presence of grey hair for nonso hair no mean say him don old , na shakara be dat

@op
definitely, i would do all thats necessary. its important as well that because of people that doubt what u do u will have evidence cos many are moved by what they see. NA BAD THING SAY HIM SNAP AM? Nigeria is quite a funny place u know. Ur single act of benevolence and kindness could be misunderstood by people in d society. I practically do not see the sharing of testimony as self glory rather its for the Glory of God.

@ PUKKAH, Jesus said that to let the Christian know that he has given him/her powers over the devil.
Its always clear that what appeals to many people is that they really are convinced with what they see. Have you called the number provided for you to call? You already have presumed notions in your heart even before the call. If you call, i can say that you still will not be satisfied. So wetin go make una mind rest concerning this issue. All testimonies are meant to encourage the brethren that what Jesus did yesterday, he still is doing today and forever because he has never changed.I believe strongly that its becos of the doubt in some minds that Jo posted that pix so that u could see what had happened to d glory of God.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

@ poster , u dey worry o. Well BUKKA is not bad but MAMA KAZ is better.

Its quite surprising for these men to dey tiawn like this. Na wa o and dem fit be people ROLE MODELS!