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Jokes Etc › Re: The Funny Nigerians In Nairaland Forum by Simpsonrocket(op): 5:16pm On Apr 15, 2015
Lol
Webmasters › My Gurus Help Abeg by Simpsonrocket(op): 5:14pm On Apr 15, 2015
I want to create a static page on my wordpress site with carrington themes but its not fruitful. Please help me solve it. See site demo

http://health.x20.in i change it to static page in Settings > Reading but still not working . The page i assigned as the static page is not showing the article i posted inside it.
Programming › Re: Static Page Problem Need Help by Simpsonrocket(op): 5:12pm On Apr 15, 2015
I created a page and named it healthcrust which contains article. After setting as static page it did not display the article.
Programming › Static Page Problem Need Help by Simpsonrocket(op): 5:05pm On Apr 15, 2015
I want to create a static page on my wordpress site with carrington themes but its not fruitful. Please help me solve it. See site demo

http://health.x20.in i change it to static page in Settings > Reading but still not working
Education › Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Simpsonrocket(m): 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mr Fire. Him caining na fire
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 26th December 2014 by Simpsonrocket(m): 4:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
See space full ground and people are afraid to book them. ManCity and Liverpool thread dry since 1994
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Westbrom Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 26th December 2014 by Simpsonrocket(m): 4:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
Funjosh:
Spread My Mat ManCity must loose this match lipsrsealed
Lol! Pack ya mat.
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Spreads Bed ManCity already winning this match
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Christmas Traditions From Nigeria And Other Parts Of The World by Simpsonrocket(m): 1:28pm On Dec 24, 2014
In France we don't eat chicken and rice on Christmas day, we eat Crab and salad. I school in France.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bauchi State Government Sponsors 2,306 Christians On Pilgrimage by Simpsonrocket(m): 12:19pm On Dec 24, 2014
Heroesk9:
lolz, you and this your france sha.......i pray you get deported
Ha! It will never happen
Christianity Etc › Re: Bauchi State Government Sponsors 2,306 Christians On Pilgrimage by Simpsonrocket(m): 2:28pm On Dec 23, 2014
<fp>I won't show pride but in France we don't eat chicken for Christmass, we eat Crab</fp>
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GEJ till Christmass day becomes May 27.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funny Nigerians In Nairaland Forum by Simpsonrocket(op): 9:57am On Dec 22, 2014
eminentme:
U knw na grin
GeJ and Buh
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funny Nigerians In Nairaland Forum by Simpsonrocket(op): 4:01pm On Dec 19, 2014
smithsydny:
A beg send amu go front page ooooo
Christianity Etc › Blind Men! by Simpsonrocket(op): 3:28pm On Dec 19, 2014
BLIND MEN:
"But their minds were blinded. For until this day the same veil remains in the reading of the Old Testament, because the veil is taken away in Christ" -2Cor 3:14.
Sin have blinded many so-called christians that they can not distinguish between truth and lie. Many who know the truth, don't practise it because of their sinful pleasure. They will all give an account of their works on the judgement day! Jesus came preaching the truth and all the so-called priests, elders and Pharisee, who claimed to know the law and the true God were there to plot His fall. Blind men! "But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitudes that they should ask for barabbas and destroy Jesus -Matt27:20". WOW! They went to the extent of swapping the just One(Jesus Christ) for a long time notorious thief, Barabbas. Hey You! Yes You! How many times have you swapped the love of Christ for worldliness and sin? Will you continue to nail Him to the cross? Repent while there is still time for you to do so. "So, she, having been promted by her mother, said, 'Give me John the Baptist's head here on a platter'- Matt 14:8." John the Baptist also came preaching the truth, but the world did not believe him. He warned Herod not to marry Herodias, his brother Philip's wife which he did. But on one unfortunate day, king Herod's birthday, he foolishly made Herodias daughter to make a wish after she had pleased Herod with her dance step. Her mother then influenced her to ask for John the Baptist's head. Why not ask for millions of things you can enjoy throughout your lifetime rather than ask for the head of an innocent man just because he preached the truth. The same thing still happen in the world today. You will only see few peoples in churches where the truth of the word of God is being preached, while churches who twist and change the word of God to suit it's members are all crowded and the blind men of God or the pretending blind men of God will lead all it's blind members to eternal destructon in hell. Seek the truth, follow it, and it shall set you free. God bless you.
Crime › Re: Tanker Driver Assistant Kills Master For N150k Dubai Trip Money [pictured] by Simpsonrocket(m): 3:05pm On Dec 15, 2014
Fs
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funny Nigerians In Nairaland Forum by Simpsonrocket(op): 12:27pm On Dec 15, 2014
experimentist:
#TeamSBAN
i feel you jare
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funny Nigerians In Nairaland Forum by Simpsonrocket(op): 3:39pm On Dec 14, 2014
Elparaiso:
#teamSBAN......
Space booked....
No vex... I just join the association!
welcome jare #teamSBAN
Jokes Etc › The Funny Nigerians In Nairaland Forum by Simpsonrocket(op):
NEWS FLASH:
The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:
TIM: #badgovernment
JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night
BEN: WTF!
DERBIE: I love tigers. God pls don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Stupid hunters
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!
TERRY: I will love to see this happen!

NIGERIAN REACTIONS:
BAYO: First to comment
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved
GARBA: **crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or i don bliv it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested
HOPE: Visit www.nairaland.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat
JAMIU: Let the government do somthing about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
BODE: The thunder wey go fire those hunters dey do press up.
APKAN: Im suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger? I schooled in France.
IFUNANYA: As long as it does'nt change the price of garri, he no concern me!
KAZEEM: And this made FP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian And American Reactions To News by Simpsonrocket(op): 1:36pm On Dec 12, 2014
Boy!
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by Simpsonrocket(m): 11:35am On Dec 11, 2014
Horlawoomey:
B for baby
and C for
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by Simpsonrocket(m): 11:22am On Dec 11, 2014
I won't show pride, so no comments.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Emotional Speech @APC National Convention by Simpsonrocket(m):
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Entertainment › Re: Meet 179 Year World’s Oldest Man Who Has Lost Hope Of Dying by Simpsonrocket(m): 11:05am On Dec 11, 2014
I don't want to show pride but here in france we don't die too.
Education › Re: Solve This Simple Maths Question If You Can!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Simpsonrocket(m): 4:53pm On Dec 08, 2014
The answer is =-1 you all failed it. So topic closed. Anyone who comment after me will be banned for three weeks.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian And American Reactions To News by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:55am On Dec 06, 2014
Admins abeg na!
Phones › Re: Some Useful Nokia Codes & How To Format/Reset Ur Phone by Simpsonrocket(m): 3:41pm On Dec 02, 2014
Nice
Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by Simpsonrocket(m): 1:38pm On Nov 22, 2014
A
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Chai i been 1 buy that last land before that guy buy am.
Business › Re: Share Your Experience As A Sales Boy/girl by Simpsonrocket(op): 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2014
Ok
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian And American Reactions To News by Simpsonrocket(op): 12:04pm On Nov 21, 2014
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Parable Of The Three Market Women by Simpsonrocket(op): 12:07pm On Nov 20, 2014
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