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Calculux95:
Shit f*king smalling, hmmm we can still do this

This dude ^^^ is offside

drizzy4ril:
yhu can lie eh.

for ur mind you think say una go fit beat Man City.

GOOOAAAAAL!!! A Di Maria finally broke the dead luck. It's Man Utd 1-0 Everton. BUZZ! I'm watching the review of their last three matches.

ghost1718:
in my family i am twin and have 4 elder sisters and i am only son, i am the only one that can sit on that chair and mine is closer to his own and nobody dare collect the tv control on his hand only me, i always eat with him, after him i am the next boss followed by my mom, and If my sisters spoil anything in the house i will collect bribe and said is me, is fun sometimes but sad mostly to be the only BOY IN THE HOUSE

It's because your father loved you so much as his only male child that's why he gave you that grace. But I will advice you not to misuse it. You must continue to respect your four sisters and your mum. Humble yourself and don't get carried away by it. Instead of you collecting bribe, You should plead for them without collecting anything. That's love.

Noted! That was on point.

Simpsonrocket:
BOSE: What is Tiger?

it's a type of dog you see on the street! Lol. Nigerians sha

BE LIKE STEPHEN:
And the saying pleased the whole multitude. And they chose Stephen, a man full of faith and the Holy Spirit, and Philip, Prochorus, Nicanor, Timon, Parmenas, and Nicolas, a Proselyte from Antioch -Acts 6:5.
Stephen was one of the seven deacons chosen by the desciples for the work of God. He was described in the bible as one full of wisdom, faith, power and the Holy Spirit. This shows the level of fellowship he has with the Father. The more you allow God to fully take control of your life, the more of His anointing you will receive. Many who have been in Christ for so long are still lacking spiritually. No wonder the enemies keep visiting them in the dream and waging battle against thier lives. Though they believe in Christ but they have cut off the presence of God in thier lives through sin and disobedience. Even after he was falsely accused of blasphemy and brought to the council, he used that opportunity to enlighten the people about Jesus Christ whom they have crucified. He did'nt argue with them about the matter, but he stood with boldness and preached Jesus Christ. Unlike believers of this recent world, after facing little challenges or trials we start arguing with God. Instead of looking for ways to handle that situation, we throw ourselves into arguement. When ever you face any persecution, always be bold and calm and be friendly. Through that you might win the heart of that fellow who persecuted you. Have a forgiving spirit. "But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you"-Matt 5:44. Stephen, even in the face of death, prayed for his enemies. Many would instead curse thier enemies and also pray that God should kill them. N-O, NO! Remember the word of Jesus Christ in the verse above. He said we should bless them so that God might glory in us. You can be like the deacon Stephen! God bless you.

sammer4life:
My experience with Mr. Excel comes to mind.... Choi.... I dey come

Abeg share

barcanista:
Barca will beat madrid!!!!


I trust M-S-N

is it because Bale is not around abi. BBC for life! Bale, Benzema and Cristiano.

Have you ever felt terrible whenever you don't make any sales for like a month or two? I experienced this and I was like What's Happening now! When your Boss come and ask you the same question, You will look dumb. Pls I will like you to share your experience too.

See as this thread dull. Nobody dey even try do first to comment self.

CONTROL YOUR TONGUE:
Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit of it -Prov18:21.
The tongue of man is very powerful. Just as it is used for blessing, it can also be used for cursing. No wonder many verses in the bible were used to pass warnings to us to control the way we use our tongue. Jesus Christ in all His liftime had control over his tongue. He avoided negative words. As seen in Jonn 11:11, Jesus knowing that Lazarus was dead said "Our friend Lazarus sleeps but i go that i may wake him up." He could have said it plainly that ' our friend Lazarus is dead', but He knew the commanding power of the tongue of man, instead He spoke positive words. As a believer, always watch the way you use your tongue. Whenever you are angry, avoid using swear words! When your child misbehaves, watch your remarks! Whenever you mess things up, do not condemn yourself! The enemy is right beside you in order to use whatever you say against you. "Keep your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking deceit" -Pslm 34:13. If you want to know how effective your tongue is, ask Isaac (Gen27:27-29) and the mother of Jabez (1Chro4:9)! After king Saul had killed himself, an Amalekite came to David to report the death of King Saul and lied that he was the one that killed him, hoping to receive a reward from David. Unexpectedly, David replied in 2Sam1:14 "And David said unto him, how wast thou not afraid to stretch forth thine hand to destroy the Lord's anointed". David then ordered his servants to kill the man. The Amalekite's tongue was fast to destroy him because of his evil desires. The power of your tongue can grant approval to the negative things you say about your self. Learn to control your tongue. God bless you.

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GUARD YOUR HEART:
Keep your heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life -Prov 4:23.
A defiled mind cannot go into the realm of the spirit. Anyone who engages in impure thoughts won't be able to receive anything from the Holy Spirit. Immediately you allow impure thoughts in your heart, the place of the Holy Spirit will be overtaken by evil spirits. If care is not taken, such a fellow may find himself practicing such ungodly thoughts. "Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God" -Matt 5:8. Purity of heart is very important in the life of a christian, for God himself is Holy and anyone who comes to Him must also be Holy. If you are the type whose heart is filled with envy, anger, unforgiveness and sexual immorality, dont expect answers to your prayers whenever you pray. Because a polluted heart cannot communicate with God. A fellow who has a pure heart towards all things can never be defeated by the enemy. He is a victor! Any unrighteousness that comes from the heart is sin, and sin is enmity with God. Don't let impure thoughts to come out of your mind. Ask God to give you a pure heart that yields to the works of the spirit. God Bless you.

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ON THE LAST DAY:
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up -2Pet3:10.
No one knows the appointed time of the coming of the Lord. But as a believer you should always keep watch, so you will not miss that day. Many events will occur before His coming which will throw many into fear. Many will backslide but only the strong in spirit will hold on to the end. "And you will hear of wars and rumurs of wars. See that you are not troubled; for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet" -Matt24:6. Before His coming, all the prophesies of the tragedy that will befall the world shall come to its fulfillment. Many are already surfacing in the world today, which have thrown many into thinking that the end of the world has come. No! According to the passage above, which read "...but the end is not yet". All the prophecies of old of the tribulation, famine, sorrow, pain, disaster that will befall the world must first come then the end. "Immediately after the tribulation of those days, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from heaven and the powers of the heavens will be shaken -Matt24:29. This passage shows the second event that will happen after the tribulation. It is after this that the world will come to an end. And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the wedding; and the door was shut -Matt25:10. When the day of the Lord comes, what will he find you doing. Will He find you in sin or find you doing His will? This is a question for you to answer. Repent today for Jesus is coming soon. God bless you.

dandollaz:
this op just crack my rib.sooo on point.
but op tiger dey nija?

He dey wella.

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