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chidekings:
and who are u among the naija commenters.

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NEWS FLASH:
The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:
TIM: #badgovernment
JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night
BEN: WTF!
DERBIE: I love tigers. God pls don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Stupid hunters
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!
TERRY: I will love to see this happen!

NIGERIAN REACTIONS:
BAYO: First to comment
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved
GARBA: **crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or i don bliv it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested
HOPE: Visit www.nairaland.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat
JAMIU: Let the government do somthing about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: Im suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger?
IFUNANYA: As long as it does'nt change the price of garri, he no concern me!
KAZEEM: And this made FP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NEWS FLASH:
The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:
TIM: #badgovernment
JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night
BEN: WTF!
DERBIE: I love tigers. God pls don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Stupid hunters
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!
TERRY: I will love to see this happen!

NIGERIAN REACTIONS:
BAYO: First to comment
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved
GARBA: **crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or i don bliv it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested
HOPE: Visit www.nairaland.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat
JAMIU: Let the government do somthing about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
BODE: The thunder wey go fire those hunters the do press up.
APKAN: Im suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger? I schooled in France.
IFUNANYA: As long as it does'nt change the price of garri, he no concern me!
KAZEEM: And this made FP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ZACCHAEUS WAS SHORT!:
Your sins have separated you from your God; your sins have hidden His face from you, so that He will not hear you -Isa39:2.
Zacchaeus was a tax collector - a chief tax collector. All tax collectors of their times were found as sinners. Because of the devious means in which they collect money from innocent people. On one faithful day, when Jesus was passing through Jericho, Zacchaeus sought to know who Jesus was but could not because of his short stature. Many so called believers of this recent times are like this short man. Our sins have made us so short that we cannot see God's presence neither are we able to hear from Him. Many believers are fond of complaining saying: "I've been born again for several years now, but i haven't receive any answers to my prayers". Check yourself! Inspite of his short stature, Zacchaeus still try harder to see Him but could not because of the crowd. So are believers today, after accepting Jesus into their lives, they are drawn back by the cares of this life. "No one, having put his hand to the plow, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God" -Luk9:62. Some after going through different challenges they give up easily without making any effort to overcome it. But unlike Zacchaeus, he never gave up until he found Jesus. The bible said 'he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore tree'. And finally he found Jesus Christ. And when Jesus came to the place, He looked up and saw him, and said to him, "Zacchaeus, make haste and come down, for today i must stay at your house" -Luk19:5. If Zacchaeus could find Jesus inspite of many difficulty, then there is no excuse for you for not finding God's presence and not Knowing who He is. All you need do is to forsake your sins and depart from worldly living. God bless you.

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Jonah was not happy for the salvation that the Lord has sent him to preach to the Ninevites. He wanted God to destroy them because of their evil.

lastchild:
thanks

Pls more comments

@OP continue living your sinful life, ok! And let that spiritual attack continue also until you get tired of it. When you finally get tired of it then repent. You said you cannot stop listening and singing worldly music. One day you will die and i pray they will give you the latest tracks of the latest songs in town when you are burning in Hell. You better think about it. I remember when I was around 15yrs old, i dislike going to church. My parents, brother, friend, neighbour always convince me to start going to church but i refused. I love listening to worldly songs just like you and i watch pornograph films alot until, l start having spiritual attacks, i sarted living in fear of the next attack when I sleep. Witches, bad dreams, nocturner emission and all sorts. But to cut the story short, i made up my mind to give my life to Jesus and everything is fine now. Thank you Jesus for this new life you have given me!

Abeg Shift small. Lets see wat will happen if one of em lights a cigarette to smoke.

zeelo2014:
op u forgot to add
AB: I blame the pdp govt.

APC too!

I saw it on ait
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Weah96:
Are you saying that all MusLims love darkness and sins?

Bro, I know you, your plans, how you love to prolong matters. All u just want is for Eben2 to talk about the muslims as unsaved that is why you brought up the question about muslims. God forgive you!

Repent o! Hmmmm i don talk my own o!

They fail to realise the existence of the Holy Spirit, the power pastors use for healing and miracle, the power witches and wizards use and the power the so-called magicians use. How did they get it? Is it their creation? Why can't you have one yourself.

HEAVEN OR HELL?:
But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liers shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death." -Rev21:8.
All sinners will have their part in 'HELL'. As horrible as that sound, many people in the world today are still living a life that warrants them of a place in hell fire. The devil will be so happy to welcome them aboard. No wonder the way to hell fire is so wide that billions of people can walk through it at a time. "...for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it"-Matt7:13. Hell was initially created for the devil and his angels. But the devil with deceit brought sin upon man in order to cause man to share of his punishment. "Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it"-Matt7:14. The bible says no unclean thing shall see the kingdom of God. That's true! That has made many to give up easily, thinking they can never make it up there. They return to their former life of sin and live by fate instead of faith. Remember Moses sinned against God but still made it to Heaven. "So then it is not of him who wills, nor of him who runs but of God who shows mercy" -Rom9:16. Stop thinking you can't make it to heaven. What you see is different from what God sees in you, because God and man don't look from the same angle. All men are sinners. It is only mercy and grace that can save us. All you have to do is to seek first the kingdom of God with all your heart, mind, soul and strength and leave the rest for God. By faith me and you shall be counted worthy of a place in heaven. God bless you.

You gus are not sleeping yet

A GIVING THAT PINCHES:
What shall I render unto the LORD for all His benefits towards me? -Pslm 116:12.
It is a good thing to give back to God who first gave us what we possess. Many believers are fond of giving to God the least, less and rotten part of what God has giving them. While others do their giving with frowness and anger to God. This is a case of Cain and Abel. Cain's attitude towards his offering was very bad but Abel was accepted. If your person has been rejected by God, your offerings can never be accepted. But the King replied to Araunah, "No, I insist on paying you for it, I will not sacrifice unto the Lord burnt offerings that cost me nothing."- 2Sam 24:24a. This was the word of King David when he was told to offer up sacrifice unto the Lord on the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite. Araunah insist on giving King David the threshing floor and sacrificial animal for free which he rejected. Unlike King David, many would have jumped on that offer and end up giving to God what cost them nothing, hoping to receive from him again. Stop deceiving yourself! God is not a begger. He only wants to know if you can surrender everything He has giving you to Him just like father Abraham did, when he offered up Isaac. Another person who made an offering that pinch in the bible was the poor widow whom Jesus talked about (Luk21:3-4). While the rich did their giving out of there riches, this poor widow gave all his life savings to God. No wonder Jesus talked about her. "But who am I and who are my people, that we should be able to give as generous as this? Everything comes from you, and we have giving you only what comes from your hand" -1Chro29:14. Nothing we possess in life is ours. All were giving to us by God, hence no man should hold back what God has first giving him from God. Does your giving pinch? God bless you.

I been think say i go make FP when i see say the first page empty. Wat happen.

GooseBaba:
So which country does your god dwell in....so we can measure his presence...

Thank you

im done answering ur questions bro. God will visit you and open your mind.

macof:
I thought you said the spirit of God is in every man?

Lol how was Jesus's voice? Did he tell you his real name isn't Jesus?

I live you to God to visit your life since I can't convince you byebye.

macof:
Muslims also accuse Christians of twisting the Bible
So it still doesn't change the fact that Christians and muslims don't agree on what the true God has instructed...whether one or both have been twisted

Bible and Quran can't be right but they can both be wrong
And I say they are wrong until proven otherwise

Then no one can prove it to you, except the Spirit of God visit you. I remember when I gave my life to Christ, I heard Him speak to me in a dream and He showed me things that qualify the Bible. I live my life before then in problems and after I received Him everything Change. So also you will only know his existence only when you try Him. I wish you would!

IKFL... That man ^^^ will do a nice Job.

BRB

macof:
And u think Allah left no evidence in the Quran?

Allah is the same as God and im not condemning the Holy Quran. It is the same as the Bible only that it was twisted. You can research yourself why I said it was twisted.

dani1luv:
Fail!

That Site has been in existence ever since. .It was a mobile version of her blog..Duhhh

abeg move my thread go FP na!https://www.nairaland.com/1929936/silly-reactions-news-flash-nigerians/1#27136959