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Politics › Re: FEC Okays N1.1b For Rail Lines by Simpsonrocket(m): 4:39pm On Oct 09, 2014
keyzid:
If only, that 1.1B naira won't go for another enitre thing. Nigeria Govt lying to the citizsince 1960. huh
Correct urself or i will ban you.
Politics › Re: FEC Okays N1.1b For Rail Lines by Simpsonrocket(m): 4:36pm On Oct 09, 2014
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 4:29pm On Oct 09, 2014
9jabox:
Naija till i D.I.E
Omo, we Nigerians funny die.
Travel › Re: PICTURES...Nairalander Day Trip Across The Canada-USA Border [View] by Simpsonrocket(m): 4:12pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ok
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks’ Profits To Drop In 2015, Says Fitch by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:26am On Oct 09, 2014
Sauce and pics or idonbilivit
Food › Re: Is There Any Remedy For Burnt Meat by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:23am On Oct 09, 2014
Is there any remedy for a bunt house?
Politics › Re: How do you physically identify ones tribe physically by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:15am On Oct 09, 2014
So you still don't know how to Eyedentify a Chinese man in the midst of Americans.
Politics › Re: Muazu, PDP, Mark, Daniel Begobasanjo For Forgiveness by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:12am On Oct 09, 2014
Ok
Politics › Re: "Lagos Deserves A Spacial Status" Mr. Olasupo Shasore SAN (no Mans Land) by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:10am On Oct 09, 2014
Yes
Politics › Re: Forgive Our Sins, Mu’azu, Mark, Others Beg Obasanjo by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:08am On Oct 09, 2014
F & F
Technology Market › Re: Microsoft Creates Room-basedgaming Technology by Simpsonrocket(m): 5:25pm On Oct 07, 2014
Wow! Seriously, i didn't read your post but wooooowww!!!
To know the type of people we have in NL CLICK THE LINK BELOW
https://www.nairaland.com/1929936/silly-reactions-news-flash-nigerians
Technology Market › Re: My Innjoo F1 Tab:jumia Experience by Simpsonrocket(m): 5:24pm On Oct 07, 2014
Buying online is not a sure thing, sometimes you might get duped, other times you get lucky.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Parable Of The Three Market Women by Simpsonrocket(op): 5:15pm On Oct 07, 2014
urheme:
Joke section
carry yourself waka go fashion section jare!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2014
Millate01:
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#SpaceBookers
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:27am On Oct 06, 2014
3cycle:
I'm I the first to comment? Dancing Azonto grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:14am On Oct 04, 2014
okonja:
See the real Nigerians.. grin grin
we are all the same bro.
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:57pm On Oct 03, 2014
Moderators Fp na!
Business › Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by Simpsonrocket(m): 2:24pm On Oct 03, 2014
ggrin: What's ATMhuhundecided
its a short abbreviation for ATMosphere
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op):
YOUNGICE1: the joke section should give the op an award for this one
abi na!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 3:58pm On Oct 02, 2014
Fp plzzzz
Jokes Etc › Re: I Love Him Sooooooooo Much by Simpsonrocket(m): 3:56pm On Oct 02, 2014
Pishure or i don bliv it!
Rubissshhhh!
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 1:05pm On Oct 02, 2014
DeHero1: How sure are u that that would b the reaction of d Americans?
90% sure
Jokes Etc › Re: How Shoki Dance Nearly Ruin My Life by Simpsonrocket(m): 1:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
This should be a Joke thread and not entertainment thread. You people should avoid all this demonic dances in nigeria today.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Off: My Girlfriend And I by Simpsonrocket(m): 12:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
Hmmm, somthing is wrong with this Joke. I'll call the Joke Mechanic to see to it.
Jokes Etc › Re: #mtn Is So So Wicked!!! by Simpsonrocket(m): 12:10pm On Oct 02, 2014
LWMMSB!!!
Do you know that nigeria has 7 letters?
Do you know that the president of Nigeria is GEJ?
Health › Re: To The Americans: How Nigeria Prevented The Spread Of Ebola by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:39am On Oct 02, 2014
Ploy: you are trying to crack joke but the issue isn't laughable. Lagos state really contained Ebola(Nigeria). That I'm happy about
yeah i get you, thats why i changed my post. We should'nt play with vital issues. Thanks.
Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:34am On Oct 02, 2014
Dbestmax: Wat were u expecting....peson neva chop belle full u dey tel am of Tiger extinction....Not even as if d Tigers were lik fowls we can catch...kill and eat @ anytime...Free Naija jor
lol.
Health › Re: To The Americans: How Nigeria Prevented The Spread Of Ebola by Simpsonrocket(op): 11:04am On Oct 02, 2014
Ploy: How about undermining the effort of intelligent people and disrespecting your country when the world power is saluting her on its feet?
bro. You simply didn't get my point of view
Jokes Etc › Silly Reactions To A News Flash By Nigerians by Simpsonrocket(op):
NEWS FLASH:
The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:
TIM: #badgovernment
JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night
BEN: WTF!
DERBIE: I love tigers. God pls don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Stupid hunters
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!
TERRY: I will love to see this happen!

NIGERIAN REACTIONS:
BAYO: First to comment
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved
GARBA: **crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or i don bliv it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested
HOPE: Visit www.nairaland.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat
JAMIU: Let the government do somthing about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: Im suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger?
IFUNANYA: As long as it does'nt change the price of garri, he no concern me!
KAZEEM: And this made FP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Health › To The Americans: How Nigeria Prevented The Spread Of Ebola by Simpsonrocket(op):
Just a Prayer to God Almighty
Events › Re: Celebrating Nigeria In Different Languages! by Simpsonrocket(m): 6:07pm On Oct 01, 2014
I was at the cermony. I ate part of the National Cake they've been talking about. It taste like the cake that have been kept in the refrigerator for good 54years. Haaaa.
***Happy Birthday Nigeria***

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