11. excuse me, pls r u d last person - response yes, Ok am behind u

cnnamoko:
6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

This one got me laughing real hard.

spanzed: OP u forgot the dude or girl who went to load recharge card...especially when MTN was #110.

Dude! U got me feeling guilty lolzzz

Oh plss, you should actually check your balance on the ATM rather than disturbinh the customer service officer and yes the added value of having a debit card is for minor expenses like 100 naira recharge PIN or 50 naira worth if you wish.
Nigerians and impatience, may God help us and teach us because I have realised that most of us have a big problem with waiting.

ggrin: What's ATM

its a short abbreviation for ATMosphere

lol! Funny. Especially the ones that almost redraw all the money in the ATM. I also hate people that stand haphazardly, instead of on a straight queue.

tobounty: I am a a daft cun........t

FIXED!

cnnamoko: Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

add:

that stupid dude that allows one yeye fine girl who just got there enter front of the line and when u yell, he's like...''can't we be our brothers keeper''?

spanzed: OP u forgot the dude or girl who went to load recharge card...especially when MTN was #110.

u do am well well,no lie!

I disagree with number 4.
Because most banks will ask you to use the atm if you are withdrawing #100,000 and below. So do you expect him to collect 100k at once? And which machine will pay that?.

OP: 4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He
goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw
his whole life savings. At a point people will start
begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

Reminds of a ∂αу i stood at the back of a man under the scorching sun..this man withdrew 20k about 5times until there was no money left :-/ ..if not тнαт he his elderly i would нανє blasted him

YOU FORGET
The lady that get to the front of ATM and starts rubbing powder and redress as if the ATM want to woo her

20) People that want to enter the machine or want to see what is inside the machine esp on a sunny afternoon.

Oh! The guy that sees you done with the machine shouts from a yard away 'E pay you?'

Why does he assume that the ATM has just one purpose or the customer that just finished surely used it for the exact same purpose he wants to use it for.

Very annoying

Sometimes network doesn't allow one make his/her transactions on the go...yet some dumb gays still yell on the que

U no add person wey go collect lik 10 atm cardz of his friendz and write d pinz 4 paperz and wen he got 2 d atm mechine he go comot am 1 by 1.....lolzzzz

ggrin: What's ATM

ATM(alomo testy meal) so nice for vegetable soup.

GOOD ONE

Funny

2, 3 & 6, very annoying

*spreads mat and lies down to read comments* oboy front page sweet o, last year when I joined NL as a new dude na people dey tell me they saw my post on FP, I was unconsciously making FP. As I come serious dey post, only 2 views (d other view being my babe). So today I must enjoy all this FTC, FP, STC, LTC. Loooooooool

Nice ATM observations but I am worried by the word CUE! I thought we stay in a QUEQUE and not CUE. This is my observation though.

ElFenomeno1: A lot of stark illiterates on this thread...... when people cant even spell 'funny' or 'queue' ....... You know it is time to give up!

Before you call people illiterate,remember to add the apostrophe to your 'cant' next time. *Can't*

People I hate the most are the ones like the op that peep into everybody's transaction.

Take time.

guilty of numbr 5, mehn dat shit happens in ikeja 1 tym

aaronson: Before you call people illiterate,remember to add the apostrophe to your 'cant' next time. *Can't*

STFU.... troglodyte!

The guy who always comes to the queue asking "are you the last person"I always Say yes so take d last persons position since u av come...naija too funny....the man or baddoo dat will just come and fly pass d queue and start saying"abeg e dey very urgent"

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1.People that will just be coming and enter into the que at the front
2. People that will give some1 in front their card to help them cash out.

Every one has done something on this list

ElFenomeno1:
STFU.... troglodyte!

pained senile

Lmao
No 5 is wat l experience almost evrytime am using ATM
& it's always so irritating
but de No 7 is kindna cute tho
think I'll try dat next time am using ATM