₦airaland Forum

LordofNairaland:
Thank you very much.

Ever been in an abusive relationship?

nah



I evn avoid authoritarian or strict guys like plague let alone dating them.

Interesting story




U lucky to b out

pls i need info on absu screening

Rexhenrex:
lol and stubborn thank sugar...missed you a ton

u wlc

Follow your heart not ur frnds.


It's quite a pity nd really shameful tho.

Evn if u forgive her, I dnt think u will ever forget it nd it might lead to insecurities.

IHATEPUZZY:
wah z a "dick"?

unzip ur trouser nd check


Dat pencil that is btwn ur leg is called a dick

nnamdiokere45:
sinaj, sorry ooo bt hw u take no say oga H dey pain for belle. u don get am bfor?

I don work for hospital b4 na

Na curse wey I wan do

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Look at the holy geh i was planning to mary. [/color]

erm... my acc was hacked

Tolexander:
The babe is pretty!

But tracing her from forehead to toes looks like day running to night mehn. The cream had finished before she got to the toe while she tried applying from the head.

didn't knw u have bad mouth

La click la cum

nnamdiokere45:
treat typhoid...u don collect some

I no think say na typhoid him collect




Na only Hiv they pain for belle


Op go check urself

Wot do u need d lady for?




Sales girl or for ritual

M jux wondering if their diccck also changed to pusssy

STFUareyouG0d:
are you sure they haven't gone that lane yet? Hehehehehehe

lol

Smellymouth:
"Are you pondering what I am pondering? "

m nt o! *rolls eyes*

They took him to the police station first?

I never knew the police gives first aid treatment to injured persons



All this Fulani people should really pinch their selves because if the southern nd eastern people should reciprocate, Nigeria will become so hot for them

oglalasioux:
Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

nice explanation

Smellymouth:
I know you must be here

lwkmd

Rexhenrex:
your bae is very pretty i must say, but you shouldn't av asked nlanders to rate her na because they must insult her even if she is Kim.bt sha,she ain't finer than my bae o, check my d.p verify #smiles

8/10 tho!

ur bae is cute

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Op please where can one find that lady.

I need to give my life to christ as well. [/color]

go get ur bible let's share d word of God in d bedroom

JoeCutie:
See? That's what you get when you leave everything until after wedding/marriage. Only the excitement sef go kill you even before the main tournament.

You should be tapping it small small while you wait for the big occasion. Just little by little. Na so life be: poco a poco.

WARNING: Let nobody quote me with that "So you're supporting premarital sex" line...

Xo u supporting premarital sex

JoeCutie:
See? That's what you get when you leave everything until after wedding/marriage. Only the excitement sef go kill you even before the main tournament.

You should be tapping it small small while you wait for the big occasion. Just little by little. Na so life be: poco a poco.

WARNING: Let nobody quote me with that "So you're supporting premarital sex" line...

Xo u supporting premarital sex

Lwkmd



Wicked man


Dis one strong o!

STFUareyouG0d:
you want to woo me?

yes nau


U my crush


Will be feeling like a lezbian nw if I Wana woo

Lol

STFUareyouG0d:
you get time

why d 'f' nau




Do u have a pusssy now?

Strahovski1:
Please I don't see that one.

Upload new one

av uploaded now lol

They will soon go diabolical

Pishure or wedonbilivit

Lol @ rape

Who will read diz long thing