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shekpe joint
where can you get high without smoking weed?

and tatooes it over himself. As usual, he strategises every move to cover every contigency and takes the next available flight to Nigeria.

Okrika/Yaba
you mean they pay guys for getting laid in Italy? In naija, if u're a guy & get paid for getting laid, make u just go dey pray.
I'm leaving Islamabad for Italy, first thing in the morning!

Whats the difference between Osama Bin Laden and Farouk Adbulmutallab? They both took the Apian way to fame. They've both got global recognition.

POKER FACE!!! but truthfully, its Naija.
where can i get paid for getting laid?

This marks the end of an era for Portsmouth. Who knows they just might be back in 2011 or maybe not. At least, there's something to cheer about, they are in the FA cup final and might just win it for the 2nd time in two years. Thats a lot of money for the broke back club from the competition itself, TV rights, etc. I'll love to see them win it and play in the Europa league from the Championship, what a spectacle that would be. All hope aint lost yet!

i used to pity people a lot even for the most insignificant of reasons. Now, i realize that everyone has got some sort of cross to carry. Some of the people i pity, i dont even have a better life than them. There are things I go through that they dont go through and vice versa. Now I move the bleep on!

In the REHAB you just left!

2face/2baba/Mr Hypertek

@ritchboy
If you could read between the lines, you would have deciphered my drive. Now that you are too daft to know, i will spell it out for you: Obviously, Uranus, Astrology and the Solar system are the most complicated concepts you have come across in your miserable life and for you think this will pose a challenge to 98% of NLers is just an insane notion when it wont even trouble a high school kid except he/she comes from your lineage. You just keep confirming that you are deranged with every post.
Why wont stupidity be measured in Ritchboys? BUFOON!

none of the above. CRUCIFY+

Umaru Farouk Abdulmutallab

Mariana trench off the Pacific ocean. (really turned my head)
Ethiopia was formerly known as?

Kelly Clarkson(not the hot wannabe one, the austere one)

Japan; did not kno that the red represents the sun though!
Where is the Inga dam?

@ ritchboy
not only cant you reason, you cant also read and assimilate. Can you quote where I said you shouldn't have explained? The explanation brouhaha was between you and Ibime. My anger stems from your assertion that 98% of NLers won't grasp a no- brainer(which you now call a joke after you've lost). T.B Joshua's Synagogue should be your next stop!

@ mobinga
its best u kno i havnt been smilin
way befo' Terry startd frownin.

@ ritchboy
you are an incorrigible dolt. Your assertion that 98% of NLers' won't understand a barefaced wordplay like Uranus, Astrology, only shows that you had a dysfunctional upbringing, a classic case of The One Eyed Man being the King. I'm sure where you come from you had to explain that Adisababa is the capital of Ethiopia(thats if they know such a country exists) and when you mention Uranus or Pluto, they quiver like the trumpet for Judgement day has been sounded. How sad. Does your mum even know we're on Earth?

Congo
where is the Kalahari desert

can you see where your parents have led you? when they pay mercenaries to write your exams for you, this is how it pans out.
It took you a lifetime to understand the relationship between Uranus and Astrology now its a big deal to you that you think only superhumans can understand the solar system.
Advice: spend less time on NL and burn mo' of the proverbial candle MAYBE your condition will improve.
I wont call you a D.I.C.K. cos a D.I.C.K. has got a head on it!

@ ritch boy
how do you sound to you? U're just a dumb f^uck. U are uniquely dumb cos you flaunt your stupidity with pride. That asstrology and Uranus are the most complicated words you have come across doesnt mean people haven't gone farther. This wont trouble a high school kid except of course, he/she is from your lineage.
'I aint a con artiste but I con y'all (Kanye) like West'. Papoose
'think you a G cos u gat shot, u buggin
that nigguh that shot u is the one that's thuggin'. Papoose(2 glocks)

not so sure but i think its Eldee da don- professional.

'why i rap's cos i need airtime'

lars lagerback

my mums from Ondo too. kidnap anyways

lose

lmao

no one be like you- p square
oruka- sunny neji
we belong together- mariah carey

'got a chineese chic, had to leave her quick, cos she kept bootlegging ma shiit' jay-z, girls, girls, girls.
'i bag dad like Iraq' Papoose

i guess y'all aint heard of Papoose, if u have, u wont be frontin that whack emcee called Drake.

Kgdavid:
^yea u brought it hard with this flow

yea, i was in ma G mode

Mic check, mic check/ its sinis/and i aint here for games/
S-I-N-I-S/spell it backwards/ u get the same/
i'm not a con/i dont spit for fame/i spit to hit like a bullet/
so when u see me wiv ma gun/kno it aint games/like russian roulette/
haters greet ma efulgence/with jealousy/
i respond to their belligerence/and make 'em bleed like pussis/
ma med report reads:ill/ beyond xplanatn/
so y'all chill/cos there's no competitn/
now that's a polite request messers/
or I can punch(punchline) your chin and make y'all chill like a chincilla/
soon, headz'll call Pac, Biggie and Sinis/i kno that's a tall order/
but i guess i gat mo dreams/than the radio killa/
why i rap's cos i need airtime/
why i'm called Sinistyle's cos i'm the Sinatra of freestyle/
mathematically/i'm like C * 4(C4)/i'm about to blow/
wanna f^ck wiv me?/thats like 2*4/you'll get 8(ate) yo!/

paul wall and chamillionaire will be tourin 2geda. U didnt add twista vs bone thugs, from way back, squashed now though. Papoose and Remy martin vs fat joe and terror squad!