₦airaland Forum

Sagamite:


Mooron, what has spelling typo got to do with thinking?

You want me to bring the definitation for "thinking" for you, dimwit? 

Another post, another groundbreaking blunder.

Now, I don't expect you to know what it means to think. I mean you slow-apes don't think, do y'all?


You intelligence deficient thing, it's definition of and not the nonsense you posted. You could do away with your devil forsaken accent, you know.

Sagamite:
Reetard!!! LWKMD 

Stop trying to correct grammar! You are too dumb.

I was referring to a historic statement and when you made the statement, hence used "were".

But if you insist that I must acknowledge you "are" still reetarded, then that is the most intelligent thing I have ever seen you contribute. 

Dumbo! 

Inane excuses. Your dumb arse was trying to diss and you missed. Notwithstanding, I was generous enough to correct to your daft arse.

Do you think I'm all about intellectually pummelling you? I really do want to impart some knowledge into your empty head, fo - ol

Sagamite:
Surely you must be reetarded if you fail to realise I am your intellectual God and you need to worship me.

The baboons in the Amazon forest that you share a striking resemblance with will worship your non-existent intellect.

Sagamite:
Mooron, so you know food is pluralizable, you were reetarded for claiming it is an uncountable noun[b]?[/b]

I missed this all along. Since when did it become possible to add a question mark to any thing other than a question? Or are you gonna tell me that you were asking a question?
What perverse pleasure do you derive from murdering grammar?

There's only one outcome when mor0ns like you square up against me - flawless victory for me aka intellectual murder.

Sagamite:
Since food is countable and pluralizable and you stated the qoted in an attempt to correct someone that is better educated than you and is your God in thinking

You're not even ashamed to declare yourself a god in thinking when you can't even spell right.

Daft arse, it's spelt q[b]u[/b]oted, by the way.

Sagamite:
you were reetarded for saying it is uncountable and cannot be pluralized?

and you are and will forever be not-so-smart.
Airhead, you still don't know the difference between 'were' and 'are'.

Sagamite:
Mooron, so you know food is pluralizable, you were reetarded for claiming it is an uncountable noun?

LOL
You're still a reetard by the way.

Sagamite:
Reetard, yes, I said foods were being transported, how did your reetarded, unbaked arse decide so mooronically confidently that food is an uncountable noun?

How many times do you want me to explain this?
Yes, I said food is uncountable and cannot be pluralized but then, you had pluralized food wrongly I was only correcting you. If you hadn't made a mistake I wouldn't have said that. I should be getting a thank you, you ungrateful schmuck. Is it my fault that you were busy w@nking when English Language was being taught in your underfunded public high school?

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/food

In those cases where you can pluralize food, it can also be left as singular.

Sagamite:
Reetard, so you know food is pluralizable?

Uglyass w@nkster, you haven't answered my question.

Sagamite:
You are reetarded!

You said it is an uncountable noun hence un-pluralizable, and I am the one that goofed despite correcting your daft arse? 

Unbaked cretin! How can a moooron recognise intellect?

And, for the record, it is spelt begin[b]n[/b]ing, fooooooooooooooool!

Your intellect will only mean something to a stone-age daft, you archetypal mor0n.

Are you not the slimy, ordure-eating sewer-rat that said ". . . Foods beings transported"?

Sagamite:
Stop ranting, mooron.

Do you realize food is pluralizable now?

You mean if food can be pluralized, as in ". . .Foods being transported" , egghead

Sagamite:
You are reetarded!

What you said is that food is not pluralizable while attempting to show you understand grammar: "What is foods? Are you too dumb to know that food is an uncountable noun and as a result can't be pluralized?"

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569143.128.html#msg7366911

Mooron, do I look like someone that will allow you to deny you retardation?

Or have you learnt from the lesson I gave you, mooron?

Quarter - wit imp, you're begining to realize your goof. You are now trying to save face by referring to where I said that food can't be pluralized. Am I wrong, given the context in which you used it or is "foods being transported" correct?
If food is to take a plural form, is that how it is used, you shitty pillock?

For your own sake, I really hope you are kidding yourself by claiming to be smart and deep down inside, you know your IQ is carrying a negative sign.

^^You are at an unexplored realm of stupidity, you stinky spit - bowl. I can see you enjoy deluding yourself, you insensate poof.

Sagamite:
I did not even recall who this mooron was. There are so many of them I have bashed I don't even know nowadays.

I had to do a search to see when I had clubbed him before.

This is the mugu that said the word "foods" was wrong.

Reetards want to teach English!

Geez, you are dumber than I thought. You haven't learnt anything since we last met. So you still believe "Foods being transported" is correct, you daft monkey?
(https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569143.128.html#msg7366458)

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/food

You only pluralize food when you are talking about a particular type of food and in your own words, you were implying "variety".

You are just empty, nothing upstairs.

Like I was once said, only a 3rd world dafty would think sagamite is smart. I'm pretty sure he set up this thread under another username.

^^ wrath? dem no born him dumb behind well. He knows me and my partner in crime very well:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-465262.96.html

Anyone that thinks stalagmite or is it sagamite is smart must be 3rd world dumb. Someone whose brain is so porous, it could hardly retain the most essential rule of grammar.
I totally agree with Blackteeth, we often mistake grandiloquence for intelligence.

Anyone that thinks stalagmite or is it sagamite is smart must be 3rd world dumb. Someone whose brain is so porous, it could hardly retain the most essential rule of grammar.
I totally agree with Blackteeth, we often mistake grandiloquence for intelligence.

I think Chelsea just needs strengthening especially the attack

scary

Its no news that the Chelsea project has gone south, is it there to stay
Are we witnessing the end of the Roman renaissance?
This is Chelsea's worst run of results in recent times - 1 win in 10 league games - what do y'all think is responsible for these uncharacteristic displays of Chelsea?

Too bad the old thread had to be locked. Where are we expected air our beef? nuff said

sagamite, you ninny! Come hither, you uneducated wankster!
Your leprous fingers have been moving at an unprecedented speed in my absence. Not surprised, given that you are an empty barrel.
Now, check the link below and see how you goofed:
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/food

Now to your question, is food uncountable? Yes, food is uncountable. However, it becomes countable when you are talking about a particular type of food. In the latter context, it can also be uncountable.
For example, you can say: I'm going to buy food.
and not: I'm going to buy foods.
You can say: Chicken foods being transported.
and not:
foods being transported.   

To your famous statement,"foods being transported". . . In your own words, you said you were implying "variety". You can only pluralize food when you are speaking in the specific and so your statement in bold is grammatically untenable.
Can you now see how terribly flawed your knowledge of English is, Mr. Wannabe Intellect? You, intellect? Not in this lifetime, the next, never, you insensate piece of crap. Not with that porous brain of yours that can't hold the sacrosanct rule of grammar - The Concord Rule; subject - verb agreement as evinced in your "Does Arabs. . ." post. When others are kicking knowledge here, the best you do is resort to using your favourite banal words - 'mor0n', 'cretin' and reeetard, that aptly describe you.
Like I always tell my patients,"Acceptance is key." You are a dullard; an incredible one, accept it; it's who you are. Intelligence is not in your make up, you can't force it. Ever heard of the eternal debate, "Nature vs Nurture"?
And to think that this foool started a thread to criticize Nigerian journalists who possess over a million times more knowledge than the aggregate of he and his lineage is just unstomachable. . .
Bloody dullard, you are no contest! Next

Sagamite:
You are reetarded!!! Run, fooool!

So it is now context you claim? I thought you claimed:

Mooooron!!!

What happened to the punctuations tutorials I just gave you? You forgot to use it again, cretin?

just like you forgot to include '[ ]' when quoting and editing Honeric01's post. Which school deemed it fit to churn out your type as a graduate?
If making inferences from statements weren't such a challenge to you, you would understand that I meant 'food' as used by you cannot be pluralized.
Let me catch you claiming intelligent again. . . you go hia ween

Where is that dunce called sagamite? Unlike you, Sinistyle is a very busy person. . .
Do you think you used the word 'foods' correctly or do you think it fits in perfectly in that context? dumb arsehole, you dont know shiox
you're not even half as smart I was when I was in high school

Rashidi Yekini

grandeur

Sagamite:
Dimwit!

[flash=400,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WVE106JQoU[/flash]

The correct grammar (with the right punctuations is): Andy Carroll isn't [size=14pt]a[/size] finished product yet.

With 2 attempts, you still failed? 

Mooooron! 

Now list the things you have learnt today. Punctuations, . . . . . 

So adding the article 'a' makes it more correct than it was?
Your daftness is simply legendary

Sagamite:
Honerico if it is this thumping that is still biting you all this while, calm the f down.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-507378.256.html#msg6709465

If you did not make silly arguments like:

"People in villages do not dress decently because they do not want to show off, so they prefer to wear [basically] rags"

"Saying price of food is the same across Nigeria (without taking into consideration that some foods need to be transported and the price will increase due to this at the final destination)"

"Asserting that majority of Nigerian adults (about 50m) including the dearth poor in the rural areas top up their mobile phones every single day"

I repeat, I don't hurl abuse when opinions conflict with mine. I only hurl abuse when opinion is basically too silly as the author's argument:

1) Is blatantly full of mere conjectures which they can't defend when requested
2) Is blatantly tribalistic without reasonable supporting logic
3) Clearly has no supporting facts and figures, where the facts and figures is easy to get if only a small effort is made and these proves contradictory to the silly arguments
4) Is dogmatically retained despite strong facts proving otherwise being provided by others
5) Provides misplaced, irrelevant or non-aligned facts to back a faulty argument line
6) Has facts clearly put in front of them but can not do the simplest analysis and produce another moronic opinion

You failed on so many levels.

There is a reason I have respect for people like this: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-535083.96.html#msg7340495

There is a reason I did not even have to attack tayo_ast and nuttyp on this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-565711.32.html . They had a different opinion but they, at least, were sharp enough not to defend opinions they could not back up and I left them to their flawed different opinion.

So calm down. If you do not want my wrath, then:

1) Don't make silly statements. (I am nice enough to give warning to people in the section stating my location under my username)

2) And if you do make silly statements, don't defend it/them moronically when challenged. (Be receptive to facts & logic; don't be chatting shyt after such (facts/logic) are put forth to you)

It is not about having a different opinion. It is about having sense. That is not too much to ask for, I would think?

You really are beginning to get on my nerves with your endless blunders.
What is foods? Are you too dumb to know that food is an uncountable noun and as a result can't be pluralized?
I just checked the link you posted and you are not quoting Honeric01 verbatim. Now that's misuse of the quote sign.

Sagamite:
Mooron,  have I thumped you before?

I can't seem to remember you. 

Actually, no big deal. I have encountered so many mooorons on NL, I don't recall a majority of them. 

But lets look at the reeetard that wants to criticise my typo.

Moooron, you are one of the foools Nigerian education has failed? You do not know how to use punctuation marks? Full stop? Apostrophe? Capitalisation? Mooooron!

Or did you get your qualifications from Comcast Internetworking training school as well, like that dunce called roymary? 

And, moooron,  how did you decide to use air as a comparison to something that does not exist? Are you reeeeally that daft?

One more time: [Whispers] Mooron!

Only a quarter - witted waste of human flesh would see 'finished product' as incorrect English.
So you expected me to say " he isnt finish product yet"?

Some quick education, you empty head:

Finished product: noun, fully completed, especially in a particular way.
Eg: Andy Carroll isn't finished product yet.

Which joke of a school admitted you in the UK??

sagamite: Typical Yoruba man; all talk, no substance. He can hardly complete a sentence without using the words 'not-so-smart person', 'm0ron' or 'intelligent'. Does this guy do any thing other than posting links to wikipedia, misusing big words - malapropism and mutilating the laws of grammar?
Here is an example of a life threatening blunder from the self acclaimed 'Mr. Intelligent'
Originally posted by sagamite

It is world cup, not European cup.
Do we complain winners do not pop Ogogoro?
Does Kenya complain winners do not pop cow blood?
Does Arabs complain winners do not brandish swords or fire sub - machine guns in the air
When the heat fire them, dem go drink the fanta.

https://www.nairaland.com/topic-561191.64.html
yet you will find this piece of detritus moving from thread to thread, section to section, professing 'knowledge' when in truth he can hardly spell.
Like every retttard the world over, he has a posse of brainless dummies as loyalists.

My advice: Let me catch you kick 'knowledge' on this forum again, you will regret the day you signed up. F***ing empty barrel


omo to dun: I just noticed this one. He is a social miscreant. He was starved off the needed attention as a child and now would go any length to be noticed. He probably grew up in a home where there are many kids or didn't grow up with his parents. Believe me, I'm a professional psychologist, I diagnose this sort of case every day. He is seriously disturbed. The only thing keeping him alive is the attention he gets on NL.

advice:[/b]if life don tire you, jump inside Lagoon

[b]Ofoka: or whatever moniker he now goes by. I remember when I just signed up, I started a thread in the music section, only for some loser to post 'don't let ofoka see this thread' what impudence? Like he pays my internet bills. . .  He never makes sense, just a waste of human flesh. I wonder why his mom didn't swallow him on that fateful night.
He also has a band of deranged followers

my advice You can visit my clinic, I wont charge a dime

Welcome Back - Mase

I know where your silver spoon is
@op handsome bros

Lets list some English words that are of French origin

rendezvous

Haba! So y'all think he isnt really that good? Well, he isnt finished product yet, he is just 21 but I think he is very good. 9 goals in his debut EPL season and he isnt exactly playing in front of the best midfield around

How good is Andy Carroll? I think he is really good and one of the hottest youngsters in football as we speak. He is fast becoming defenders nightmare and his 8 or 9 goals for Newcastle this season proves just that