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Kagawa10:
Dey dere dey yan rubbish when every action of Van gaal showed that Herrera wasn't his signing.
If Herrera was Van gaal's signing, then Gotze was Pep's guy!
Yeye!

Action, inaction, body language or any of your future redundant excuse doesn't erase the FACT - which is Gaal signed Hererra. Anything else apart from the fact is nothing but your BS opinion.

Kagawa10:
I have searched Marca and can't find this quote anyway.
Won't be surprised if it's just Pr things!
Anyway, my point is there's no way a coach would bench a big money signing at the start of the season he was signed if he was really his signing.
The same happened with Gotze under Pep who many thought was signed by Pep to operate as a false 9 in his tiki taka style until Pep showed in his actions that he never wanted him in the first place. Also note that Pep never came out to the media that Gotze wasn't his signing.
More so, Bayern board told Gotze that Pep wanted him and that was one of the reason the eediot left Klopp.
I could imagine a scenario like tis
Pep/Van gaal: I want Neymar / I want Bastian and Alaba
Bayern/Manutd Board: he's still unproven and would command high fees coupled with the fact that Brazilians has been less successful here. However, there's Gotze who's quite better and already had huge experience in the league. It would also be great to have the best German talent at the club / Both players are not available right now but there are players like Herrera and Shaw who we've been monitoring for a while and had already been in touch with them and they have enormous potential to be as good as your preferred players.
Pep / Vangaal: Ok.

SMDH!! You were arguing "upandan" for months that Gaal didn't buy Hererra. EVERY _fucking site said Gaal did buy him, yet you kept arguing like what I can't even describe. Now Hererra said it with his mouth that Gaal signed him (which you tried to deny before the links were posted for you) and now you are saying what Hererra did was "PR stunts"? Writing BS scenarios just to label Hererra who signed his own contract a liar and make you the right one. So you now read Hererra's mind?


Jesus Phucking Christ!! I give up!!

Months ago, it went, van Gaal didn't sign Hererra; months later after Hererra confirms and thanks Gaal for signing him, it went with the worst shape-shifting of all time below:

Only a goat like you would expect an incoming coach to throw a new signing under the bus in the media.
Van gaal actions towards Herrera at the start of last season spoke volume already just as the saying goes, actions speaks louder than voice.
Weren't you the waste of space who kept arguing how Leicester's defence and Morgan were shitte and inferior to Smalling.

How the hogwash in bold is tandem with the main argument is what I will never understand. Refute that Gaal signed Hererra and he's telling me about an incoming coach, throw a new signing under the bus in the media, and Gaal's actions towards Herrera at the start of last season. So much idiocy and retardedness in one non-entity. Lord have mercy!!

lekkie073:
and so goes d endless twisting....if he had won it wouldn't have been 'folly'


pls just stand up by urself and clap for yaself

Dayokanu's shape-shifting's gotta be the 8th wonder of the world.

If only we can give that nuisance the "Adelana1 treatment", it will totter off and stop desecrating here with twaddles. You guys keep giving it the chutzpah to keep regurgitating its nauseating trash all the time.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1862/premier-league/2016/06/01/24150712/herrera-not-surprised-by-van-gaal-sacking?utm_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fsport%2Frow-zed%2Fdaniel-sturridge-makes-england-euro-8088479

It was the guy that said Gaal didn't sign Herrera even with the plethora of evidences in front of him. In the above link, right from the horse's mouth, Hererra confirms Gaal signed him and thanked Gaal. This is why I don't bother myself debating with it. It's waste of brain cells.

Emaprince:
let me phone a friend... His name is sinizia.

*phone rings*

Sinizia: hello
Emaprince: hello my man... This is Ema
Sinizia: who?
Emaprince: Emaprince na..
Sinizia: Oh, ema wetin the happen na?
Emaprince: omo I dey hotseat o.. And this is the final question. It is worth 10milla. I need you to help me answer it correctly.
Sinizia: 10 gini Pass me the question make I deal with am now now!!
Emaprince: ok... The question si: when will arsenal win d UCL? a) this year
b) next yr
c) not in a life time...
Sinizia: ah ah bros prince.. This is the cheapest question I have ever faced. You sef suppose answer this one with ease na.
Emaprince: pls just go straight to the answer, there's no time
Sinizia: The answer is capital C!!!!!!
Emaprince: ok, thank you very much.

So lekkie073, over to you. I hope the answer is right?

You forgot the 4th option, Bro Emma - in their dreams.

SIRcumalot:
benzema na the worst Madrid player.
ororo didn't start well but he played well.

Benzema is uselessness personified, I didn't expect any good thing from him before or after tonight.

Dadehmola:
I agree...

His fitness issues prior to the match would be the ready-made excuse though..

Ever since he came back against Citeh, he's been uber useless. I forgave him then but tonight's performance got me so peeved that I nearly smashed my remote controller. He needs to take a time off and recover or I will deliberately miss the rest of Portugal's matches if he tries this madness in their opening match.

I've never seen a useless, boring, vapid and yawn-inducing performance from any player more than what CR7 produced this night. Even IbrahimoLAZY had a better performance over both legs against Citeh than CR7. At a point out of anger at his carefree attitude I started wishing Athletico would win. If this sort of performance is what CR7 would giving in Euro, then I pity Portugal coz to me, he was the worst Madrid player on the pitch. I'm glad he won it though. Viva Madrid!!

raumdeuter:
I saw it on facebook read about it here. If I see the clip I would post

https://m.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/4jd32m/zlatan_ibrahimovic_quit_psg_with_the_most/

http://www.firstpost.com/sports/shoots-scores-and-leaves-zlatan-ibrahimovic-breaks-goal-record-walks-out-in-final-psg-game-2782896.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi3Y5G6R-Mc

Caveatemptor:
Eric Cantona turns 50.
Happy birthday KING.

All hail Eric "King" Cantona.

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raumdeuter:
I agree with your point on Alonso. He is old but still useful thats why Bayern signed him on a yr extension till 2017 when he would be 36. He cant run a lot so dont expose him to counters else he would foul and get carded

Zlatan We are in agreement with that. I wont want him near my club even at his peak not to talk of the current aged one who is just looking for a meal ticket and a fertile place for his media life. I saw one clip dont know if its real or not. He scored late in the game and invited his 2 kids onto the field then walked out of the game without being subbed out

Also about James. I think he is a good player but doesn't fit into most game plans. He needs 2 markers he isnt pacey enough to play on the wings
Goodluck in the transfer market.

You still got the link to that IbrahimLAZY's stunt? If you get am, post am abeg.


BTW, I feel United might get "magad" with Woodward in charge of our transfers. With the new increase in TV revenue for EPL and Man Utd's wealth, every player we touch will serve as a goldmine for these greedy small clubs.

Tintinnoty:
Did u just called Mata sub-standard player? Probably your personal opinion

He isn't, I'm wrong on that one; however, he's been average for Man Utd.

raumdeuter:
Ribery is available, Alonso too on a free transfer.

I dont want to be a prophet of doom all the time. But I can already tell you there is something wrong with the rumored Zlatan deal

Zlatan is going to earn a lot, has a huge ego, Wont take a bench role, he is lazy as fucckk, He doesnt believe he has to run as others.

I also think James might not be great because if Mourinho hates Mata because he is lazy, had to play an extra midfielder to accomodate Mata's lack of marking and preferred Oscar, How is James much different from Mata? How much longer are you going to be fleeced by Perez for a player he doesn't want anymore. Or is Jorge Mendes just opening shop on y'all to sell all his overpriced players and he makes his own commission?

First, we don't need Ribery coz his wing is well covered by Martial. But if we can get Alonso on free transfer, then hell yes. Alonso is different from Teiger. Teiger has been injury prone for the past 4-5 years, so we goofed in going for him. But Alonso is not injury prone and can serve as a back-up DM to another younger DM we'd buy. If he ends up flopping then he'll be shipped out. What I wouldn't want is paying any dime for him, maybe £3M tops. Morata wouldn't be bad coz we can't depend on ONE striker (Rashford) to be fit and on form for over 38 matches. Competition wouldn't be bad if you ask me.

As for Ibra, you already know my position on him, I have never been his fan and if I had the power I wouldn't bring him anywhere near Old Trafford. He's a ticking timebomb and a lazy arrogant prick. I don't even see how Mourinho will buy James. That waste pipe? When it's already confirmed that Mata (that plays like him) will be heading for the exist. James will never play under Mourinho. Rumors have it that he's pencilled down Mario of Sporting Lisbon as one of his transfer targets. That's the kind of players Mourinho goes for not idíots like James. With Mourinho, players like Carrick, Mata, Memphis, Jones, Rojo, Fellani and other sub-standard players like them will be out.

Spy360:
Congrats, but while you celebrate remember it's Jose coming in...


That's trouble o!

If Mourinho proves to be another LvG, he'll be sacked too. But we can't stick with Van Goat, shikena.

Caveatemptor:
Most United fans thought Louis Van Gaal was the real deal,when he put pen to paper.
I even thought it was the Iron tulip era.
In the end most United fans were glad to see his back.
While I think Jose Mourinho is a total upgrade on Van Gaal,I will not get over excited until I start seeing results and the type of players signed to the team.

Me too. I won't praise any coach again till he delivers. Memphis, LvG, Falcao and Schweinsteiger have taught me a terrible lesson - don't count your eggs before they hatch.

Nihilist:
Its not LVG's failure that is making me laugh.

It's how he failed to do the things that we were promised that's hilarious.

LVG was supposed to chase Rooney away...He said his captain must always play.

LVG was supposed to change Moyes "prehistoric training methods"...in the News today, it's reported that the players were sick and tired of LVG's training.

LVG actually wanted to sell DDG for Romero who was hyped by Coogar as well...

When it was questioned if LVG was actually better than Moyes, you sef know what was said.

Any manager can fail so that one is nothing new. It's the other things that tangentially failed to happen that I'm laughing at.


The funniest on is the Schweinsteiger transfer. Raumdeuter actually kept insisted that prime Bastian would have never been allowed to leave the Allianz. I remember not just Coogar but our very own Ak47 wielding, BoKo Haram slaying, Navy Seal aka Sailorxy giving us one of his famous Pete Edochie-like put downs.

Bastian hasn't played now since early January. He probably drives to Carrington every morning in a German tank, cripwalks to the training pitch on crutches, and defecates in the centre circle while doing Sig Heil...and then drives back home to count his money laughing all the way

My God I can't laugh

LOL. You are right in all you said especially the Schweinsteiger part. That part leaves ashamed coz I was one of those that mocked Raumdeuter after we got the injury-prone ninja. It turned out to be a wrong judgment on my part. I guess we were in a situation where we needed new players and any new addition apart from the old useless ones we had was welcomed. It's coz of the above that I'm not making much noise about the new coming coach till I start seeing results. I'm only happy that LvG is out but for the new coach, I ain't praising whomever he is till delivers.

donjazet:
Guys!! I really need help. I don't know if I am the only one who is really confused rit now!!


With the imminent appointment of José to man united, I am suddenly Doubting my loyalty to Chelsea football club, I am sort of confused who I'll support right now and this is my reason.

I knew about football in 2002 at the age of 13 through the world cup that year, we were the only house that had cable in the area then and pple flocked our house to watch national matches. This made me pick an interest in football but I really didn't know much about any team bar Nigerian team.
I then knew about the EPL in 2003 but wasn't a fan of any team. Pple around me were mostly arsenal fans then because of kano nwankwo but I wasnt really influenced.

I was a neutral for about 2years and within this period was when José came to the EPL. And of course left everyone in football in awe. He changed the dynamic of football in england. He introduced a new formation in england that no one could match (433). He exuded great exuberance and charisma that inspired many and dare I say he was loved by all except of course our bitter rivals (arsenal, Liverpool and man u) who now had a new competitor.

And this was when I made my choice!!! By the summer of 2006, at 16, Chelsea had just won the trophy back to back, [size=16pt]thus making mourinho a 4th time consecutive league winner.[/size] My arsenal friends then were silenced by this man and thus I made my decision. This man literally drew my attention to Chelsea and I loved his success and I loved the ambition of this club hence my decision to support them.

Now he is moving to a direct rival and I am at a crossroad as to who to support because I still adore his success and tactical acumen. Pls what do I do?

Soldier go, soldier come, barrack go still remain. A coach doesn't make a club, but rather this club's history, titles, fans and the current players. Another good coach that will bring back your happiness for Shekpe will still spring up. Don't change a club coz of José. You can still adore him but your ultimate loyalty should remain at Shekpe.

Nihilist:
Another Coogar scam exposed.

Damn Coogar and Starboard told us LVG would show Rooney his LVBalls before shipping him out of Manyoo

Are you sure LVG is actually gone? He could be sipping mojitos with Coogar and Arif somewhere in Salford o..

LMAO. I'm not holding briefs for Coogar but this time around, almost everyone was wrong about LvG including me. Nobody ever thought LvG would end up a monumental failure he is. I didn't even believe in LvG when he was first announced as our coach till I saw his exploits at the WC and I thought we were getting another SAF. With the abysmal tenure of Moyes, every United fan was genuinely happy we got LvG; it turned out to be a useless move. I curse the day we hired LvG, and if Coogar was wrong in believing LvG was the truth, then make that the whole United fans.

With van Goat sacked, it's RIP _horny football.

The sack of LvG feels like signing C. Ronaldo and Messi in one day.
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MaziOmenuko:

Wicked!

The day I heard that was in a game center, we were losing against our opponent but immediately I heard that, I laughed so hard that I ended up with tears in my eyes.

How I felt on hearing this lovely news. . .
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MaziOmenuko:
Did we succeed in getting a copy of that diary of his? Would have made a nice read.

Diary ke? LOL. My friends said what LvG carries every matchday is no diary but his Bet9ja betting slip, to check if the games he bet had entered. So while we are thinking he's scribbling down some info about the match, he's actually busy ticking the games that has worked for him.

This another current dance move off the stables of Sinizia Merchant called, LvG fùck off!! Follow my lead y'all. Non-stop party!!

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AdeLaNa1:

All dance moves go shele here today. Twerking things on fleek.
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AdeLaNa1:
Omo! Some reliable United parody accounts on twitter are already reporting he's gone. And dat United will make an official statement by 1pm!

Me & Sinizia(the fat dude ) right now.....

BBC don carry the news first, live!! Van Goat will be getting £400K for winning FA cup and £5M as severance package to fùck off from United. E don happen o. Best news to start my week.


My haters, enemies, friends and frenemies, come party with me. Emaprince, Spy360, Darkenedrebel, Keky, Kokaneprodidy, Nihilist, diggz, Raumdeuter, oya turn up!! We are partying all through today.

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kokaneprodigy:
So u think a man that was epically woeful on his last Job will take y'all scummies to the promise land.

Next season top 4 teams in no particular order, Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham. Don't ask how I know.

It's such a huge shame that the so-called "epically woeful" Mounrinho has never lost a league match to Wengay your Professor of failure and has repeatedly bludgeoned your demigod, Wengay, with just one loss in 6 EPL seasons (Commuinity Shield). If you ask me, I'll settle for an "epically woeful" manager that wins titles over a professor of failure that last won the league 13 years ago.

AdeLaNa1:
Is it official?? Give us link to read the official story. Abeg persin no get time to dey follow all the rumours wey dey internet

"Official!!" This is the reason I'm not yet giddy with joy over the rumors yet. Once it's official that the dumbass van Goat is sacked...


*Singing in my thick voice* I'll Daaannceee, I'll daaaannnceeee, I'll dance that David danceeeee!!