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inFamouz:




behave, coo.gar and funlo' na junior boys for wia i de in cursing deparment.

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Metroescobar:
1: ibrahimovic leave where? Mba nu! That cannot even happen so stop dreaming! He deserves to stick around based on his contributions this season alone! Let's even fashi the past!

I hope you know the baggages that comes with a 36-year-old superstar? Lethargic attack coz of lack of pace. Through passes that requires burst of speed to latch onto will be gone. And the most painfully, he won't benched NO MATTER WHAT. Are we prepared to play Ibra a full 90 minutes all the time no matter how poor he is? I hope you know with Ibra even if we buy Suarez, he'll be shifted to the wings? With Ibra, Rashford will kiss his CF position goodbye. How many of the top teams have strikers close to Ibra's age to lead their attack? Think about all these.

2: Rashford is being given his chance....from the bench and that is what he deserves for now! Even LVG gave him the same treatment! Jose even gave him an extended run in the team last year as a starter on the wings no doubt and not as a CF but he was average! I'm sure even you complained about his output at 1 point! Let him keep developing his game cause Placing your title charge next season on an unproven 19/20 year old to lead your CF position would actually be the "height of toomfoolery" and you know man united and Jose don't do "toomfoolery"?

Gabriel Jesus is being GIVEN A CHANCE AT HIS CF POSITION, while Rashford is being given a chance AWAY FROM HIS CF POSITION that made him so deadly last season. Compare and contrast.

3:AGUERO?

I have saved the best point for last! Aguero cannot, shall not and will not join united? 1st of all his agent would start by slapping both Jose and ed woodward very hard across the mouth for even having the gall to ask of this, then sheik Mansour, then pep, then aguero, then each and everyone of the physios, cafeteria staff, management staff, security, Ball boys etc. Before the fans and the 1st team finish them off! He is an excellent choice but this move cant happen, he is a club legend, he is angling for a new deal, the club will never sanction the deal and he is happy there! Gabriel Jesus cannot bench him but rather assist him! Stop dreaming about impossibilities!

Abeg pm me the drink wey you take wey make you reason this Aguero matter make I take sabi how my friday one be....LMfAO!

Lol. It was just a suggestion but I know it won't happen that's why I said "I know this might sound ridiculous" coz City won't agree. I'm not hoping on him or Suva.

weedtaker:
well, jose like those jambody type wey de very clinical. i no go mind Dzeko though, icardi and belotti na still better options.

Belloti has pace, power and hunger in him. I no mind am too but have you seen his bouyout clause? £85M for a rookie.

That's almost half of our transfer cash gone.

Dzeko is past it IMHO, plus getting him means long football that we should be moving away from. We need to keep the ball on the ground and slice through dogged oppositions. We tried the long ball route against Stoke and failed woefully.

Nihilist:
Height of tomfoolery

DopeJemi how high up are you? How high is high enough? Are you eye an eye with the higher up tomfools?

Sinizia which kind shot you dey fire like this? Shey make we play Fight Muzik?

This fool you no go respect yourself.

Na just post, I don't fight with my fellow United fan. Carry you Don King spirit go your thread.

Lana1:
Lol. Sinizia my man. I don dey wait for ur epistles since Wednesday. Wen we were trying to tell of the teams frailties on Sunday, they were yabbing us bcoz we won Wigan 4-0. The Wigan that we should be beating on a normal day with our eyes closed.
I just dey here dey munch my popcorn, dey laff at all their lamentations since Wednesday..

You know who vex me but I just don't want to quote him? Na Joěace2020. Seeing that dude later come back to complain made me mad few minutes ago. Why was he complaining? Did we lose? Are we not still unbeaten? So why the wailing? No, he should keep celebrating mediocrity. This same drab display plays out all the time and when we point it out, they overlook it coz we later won. Everything I've complained so far even with Ibra always comes back to vindicate me. The Martial complaint also vindicated me.

Mourinho has publicly lambasted Mhiki, Martial, Smalling, Shaw etc on their first mistakes. But will foolishly declare that Ibra and Pogba can't be touched. He will never criticize them, rather he'll divert the attention by talking of the FA being against him, which is true but shouldn't stop us from wining a fuckîng Hull City.

Our first leg against Hull we won by the last minute via Rashford.
Second game, we managed to win 2 goals.
Third game they won us in what was our most pathetic display of the season.
4th game, they held us to a draw result.

Check the pattern. Nothing changes. We always struggle and Mourinho will never change tactics. But no, since we are unbeaten, don't complain.

weedtaker:
dis ur essay no be here o , some really good points though



PS. Aguero, Greizman and Rashford no be jose type of CF.

jose type na Dzeko, lukaku, Costa lewandowski and Cavani.

Only Lukaku is feasible, but I don't like that guy. I no want any jambody striker. My ideal sticker is someone like Aguero that has skills, intelligence, trickery, and shoots with both feet. He can assist too. Coasta and Lewan won't be allowed to leave. Dzeko na trash. Only Aguero is good in that list.

Lana1:
Lmao. U don come again.
Pogba best midfielder in the EPL?? Well, whatever makes u sleep at night bro....

Di Maria that made Fifa TOTY that time, did he make it bcoz he was throwing shot-crosses at United or bcoz he was an integral part of the Madrid that won UCL the year before?? Dey there dey deceive urself.
Pogba that is the 4th best ranked midfielder according to Fifa is based more on his exploits from last season(Juve) and has very little to do with what he's done so far in United.

Sometimes i wonder if some of you support Manchester United or Pogba FC

This was the kind of argument they brought to discredit a solid defensive linchpin called Kante just coz Tottenham won Chelshit at WHL. This a Kante that has been dubbed the best buy of the season. Someone that played a part in a winning run that went for straight 13 games. A walking freak of nature. Just one loss and they started the Pogba praises. The funniest part is that they will bring up Juventus heroics of Pogba to rate his United displays. Is that not the height of tomfoolery? Sometimes I wonder if Pogba that I am watching is from another planet. Best CM in EPL 2016-2017? My grandma must be a Virgin a then.

Please, I've made up my mind not criticize Pogba and I haven't done so in ages, but this kinda of statements makes me angry coz it will lead to people insulting Pogba which is dont find funny. Let's stop making atrocious comments and rather pray Pogba realizes his potentials for us.

elampiro:
The team is not just good enough. It's not a coincidence that we struggle to score and have many draws. We are close to being top class, but we are not really top class.

I remember saying this after the Wigan match only for some people to say I'm complaining too much coz we won, then turn around to complain after the Hull draw. This team is not just good enough, but that doesn't change the fact that Mourinho lack of balls and tactics has contributed immensely to our woes.

I keep reading this Griezzman rumors and my take on it is that while Grizzy is good, if we're going to go the Pogba route of dumping more than half of our summer financial warchest on Grizzy ALONE instead of reinforcing other positions we're found wanting, then we're going to be worse off next season than we already are this season. Getting Griezzman is not the solution but getting quality players in other positions.

We need another quality LB to compete with Shaw. Blind and Darmian are poor LBs. Even if Shaw picks up form we still need another LB coz Shaw is injury prone. I heard Alaba wants to leave Bayern, we should try and sign him.

Our RCB is more than okay with Tuanzebe, Bailly, Smalling and Jones, so what we need desperately is a quality LCB who is confident on the ball and not always in hurry to clear out ball willy nilly like Rojo. An LCB with the ball playing skills of Pique. Blind would have solved this problem for us if only he was an actual defender with height, pace and strength.

Our RB is okay. If Valencia mistakenly gets injured, TFM should be given a chance to excel. Then Darmian as a 3rd choice.

Carrick and Schweinsteiger should be sold and replaced with either of Matuidi or Koke (i doubt Koke will come, someone wey carry Atletico for head and who rejected Barca, but we can try anyway), or both of them. No need of going for Verratti who would cost us not less than £85M especially with virtually all the top rich clubs vying for his signature. We need to spend wisely and realistically. Plus I'm a sucker for defensively astute DMs over creative ones.

Martial and Mhiki on the wings. I'd have preferred a skillful left-footed skill player with pace on that right wing to cut in instead of whipping in crosses, but all I can think of right now are untouchable - the likes of Messi, Bale and old injury prone Robben. So Mhiki would do just fine.

On our attack, being realistic, we are likely not to get Aubameyang. These are reasons that makes me think thus:

. Aubameyang has openly declared his love for Madrid and La Liga.
. Conte is a huge admirer of Moraga.
. Benzema has been off form this season.
. Madrid's transfer ban is officially over.
. Costa may likely leave for China once he wins the league with Chelshit.

Adding 1 and 2 together, I'd say Madrid will likely make a move for Aubameyang and make Benzema his closest competitor which means Morata will be 3rd choice. And if Conte makes a bid for Morata (if Costa leaves) with an assurance of first-team footie he may come, and Madrid might be looking to balance the book and cash in on Morata. So being realistic, Griezzman will be more easy to get than my main choice, Aubameyang.

Ibrahimovic should leave and Rashford given periodic chance at the CF. that dude can recover his form but he needs the support and matches to get back to his meancing best for us. Rashford has the drive, hunger and pace, but he needs the trust of the manager which LvG have him.

I know this might sound ridiculous but I want us to get Aguero if we can. That fella is a quality CF any day anytime. Imagine with all his injuries last season he still finished behind only Kane with 24 goals. Then with his situation this season he's scored 11 goals so far. The only problem Guardiola has with him is he's not aggressive nor has the raw pace that Guardiola have in Jesus. But Aguero has never been known to be aggressive, and Mourinho's tactics wouldnt require Aguero running and chasing down opponents like Pep wants. If Mourinho can use a 35-year-old pensioner, then Aguero would fit in like a hand in a glove for Mourinho. This fella has faced and scored against top defenders, and he still got it. Get him, he'll be cheap especially if Jesus keeps benching him.
What do y'all think?

kokaneprodigy:
weeeee uuuuu keep shut!!!!!
No robbery can beat the one ur useless club robbed Westham , it was so glaring FA had to demote Mike fcking Dean to Championship after the game, go figure.

I used to think hypocrisy was the only skill in your CV, I never knew you've added blatant lies to your burgeoning reputation. Why can't you just shut the fůck up instead of spreading lies all over this section like airborne diseases?

So Mike Dean was demoted after the United gaffe?
Since when is one bad officiating weighty enough to demote a ref?
So United match was the only wrong call Mike made that got him demoted?

See how you lie shamelessly and keep disgracing yourself!! United-WestHam match was in December, go find out when Mike was demoted, I won't spoon-feed you.

I've told you severally, it's not a crime to troll, but please try to login with your brain in order to troll sensibly.

lekkie073:
martial is best as a wing forward. his legwork becomes useless when placed as a centre forward. same goes for rashford. their strength lies in d ability to displace a defender more than poaching

Yes, Martial is best as a wing forward, that's why he didn't influence much as a CF in the first-half. As for Rashford, have you forgotten he rose to prominence as a CF last season? He can still rediscover his potency as a CF if given a run of games in that position. Plus his next best position is Martial's wing.

chrisley024:
Miki misses are frustrating and he's easily dispossessed. I think he shouldn't be on pitch with Mata the same time. We need at least 2 runners in attack.

Martial, Mhiki and Rashford should be tried. Speed and creativity are complemented in that combo.

elampiro:
It's always hard bringing 'rusty' players to play together for the first time.

Shaw just returned
Mensah has not started a game this season. If at all one.
Schweinsteiger has not started this season.
Fellaini has been on the bench.
Even Rooney is hardly used.

How did you expect them to get going from the start? Cohesion will always be a problem. Unlike when Valencia, Herrera, Carrick, Pogba, etc already built an understanding.

In the beginning of the season, we struggled with small teams with our best selection.

I made an excuse for Schweinsteiger only, citing the "rusty" excuse for him. But I can't say the same for the likes of Mata, Fellani etc that were stinking up the joint in the first-half. These people haven't been laid off too long and have contributed to our campaign in bigger margin.

Then for Shaw, I'm not expecting him to be perfect in his first match, but in the first-half, he was shockingly poor. This is more than match rustiness, bro.

lekkie073:
was martial playing a striking role at monaco?

I didn't watch him at Monaco so can't really judge his matches there, but I'm talking of the position he started with under Gaal before he moved Martial to the wings.

chrisley024:
C'mon Shaw just came back from injury and this is his 1st game. You don't judge with this game

Oga, forget this excuse. Welbeck came back from a longer injury and his pace and hunger didn't desert him. In Igbo we say a woman does not grow old in a dance she knows. I'm not expecting Shaw to be perfect, but what he gave me is what he's been serving me since. No grit, no passion, zero attack and defence.

I can only make excuse for Schweinsteiger coz he's been match rusty and old, and needed significant playing time to get going alongside his fellow snail, Fellani.

Kagawa10:
Is it not the same people that claimed Martial is a striker when Van gaal chose to play him on the wing..

I believe Mourinho is trying to pacify Martial after seeing that Martial himself thinks he's a striker.

Martial was a striker, but Van Gaal moved him to the wing and he was more potent there. Since then, that's been his wing. Even when Mourinho played Rashford at CF he struggled coz he hasn't played there in a long time. So playing Martial at a CF position is madness. He needs many matches to aclimatize to that position and we don't have that time. Just see how potent Martial and Mhiki have been now Mourinho has corrected his mistakes. He'll still repeat his mistake next match. The man makes my blood boil.

Lana1:
Well said brother!!

I'm just tired, Lana. I don't know why we take 2 steps forward, and 10 back.

Leyqute:
Its not an exaggeration, our players are really lazy. We, most times fail or refuse to run into spaces. What is up with that? TFM could've had numerous crosses but hell just decide to stay back. Same with Fellaini.

In the first-half Shaw gave Rooney a pass and he stood there like a rock, Rooney had to make a sign for him to overlap so he could give him back the ball to push attack. And while Rooney was teaching him his job, he lost the job. I was so pissed. That Shaw is very lazy this season.

After watching the pile of hot shìt these over-pampered players fed us in the first-half, I think I have to admit this squad is very average. Save for few players, this team needs a massive overhaul.

These group of players should be allowed to leave once this season ends.

Rooney, Fellani, Smalling, Schweinsteiger and even Shaw. Yes, Shaw. If this Shaw is what I'm going to see next season, then we're doomed. Mata should be sold too. What a bunch of crappy players.


Just see how porous our midfield is. Too disgusting. And to imagine we needed midfield reinforcements but yet Mourinho used a huge amount to get Pogba alone when we need at least 2 extra good midfielders,makes me sick.

Another issue is Mourinho playing players out of position. Playing Mata on a wing Mhiki thrives better is beyond me. Then moving Martial to a CF position when Martial is more dangerous running at defenders from his wing. In the first-half, he had to drop deep to get the ball and run at the defenders which led to our first chance. He's already gotten an assist from his preferred position. By next match, Mourinho will fůck it up all over again.

Lana1:
That's Arsenal winning 10 pts this season with the help of the refs. But lets forget them and look at United and how they must be stopped after a decision finally goes our way.

Cc Sinizia

What peeves me the most is that it is that Kokaněprodigy that's always seen here wailing about United gaining favors that had the audacity to tell me to stop bytching about wrong decisions against us yesterday. Imagine the nerve and hypocrisy from that nigga. He's developed amnesia and long term memory loss now, but watch him litter here with his phlegm when it favors United.

On top of that, Klopp mouths off corrosive expletives at the officials, Wengay pushes the fourth official, but it's Mourinho that kicks a bottle that gets banned.

eph12:
I have never been a fan of huffing the ball up instead of putting it on the ground hence my reason for saying they were poor. Valencia alone attempted almost 15 crosses if not more whereas they can play among themselves with the ball on the ground and hence create better goal scoring chances. Imagine crossing against a team like Stoke that feed off balls in the air.

A team that goes route 1 early in the game is anti football to me.

I concur.

No need of blaming any player, the fault is all Mourinho's.
Blame Mourinho for...

1. Coming with a defensive approach for a mediocre Stoke side.
2. playing Mata on the wing and Mhiki on a wing that Martial or Rashford would have performed better in.
3. For killing our attack by playing Fellani behind the hole.
4. For killing our midfield by benching Carrick.


Mourinho cost us this match. He only remembers to do the right thing when we're losing, at which point it's too late to win. We've dropped silly points against sides we ought to have won. And when we get our chances, we never convert them. Pathetic.

Evildoer:

Ever since you got this evil moniker, United have been drawing. Please revert back to your Elrony moniker so our winning streak can continue.

Where's the frustrated douchębag, Kokaneprodigy? Ran out of diss lines so fast? Remember you started insulting me first so be a good sport and continue. Don't bore me or run away.

Nihilist:
You should contact customer service of PGMOL. This is not what you guys pay for.

Filed for future reference.

kokaneprodigy:
Gbedu wey dey burst brain

The only thing bursting your empty cranium you mistake for a brain is the excess spěrm lodged in it, iti bolibo!!

kokaneprodigy:
Shut d fck up and stop whining like a bi.tch, the richest club in Europe could neither defeat Stoke at home nor away from home. You keep screaming handball upandan like u hearing it for the first time.
If I were u I'll be more worried abt Everton right now.

Look at this product of bukkakě sêx between an epileptic lowlife and a malnourished hag encumbering my mention with his puerile rants. This bleached out faggöt with the brain power of tsetse fly, why the Fûck are you ranting like an idíot? Am I the cause of your trophy barreness? Is it my fault that you've been cursed to roam the earth without focus and ambition for the rest of your miserable life? Please channel your mundane opinions to the your ilk like Nottingham Forest. Stop disturbing me you poster child of foolishness!!

Emaprince:
wow. So what should we do? Fry eggs for you guys? Lmao

Lol. Just spelling it out for those that accuse United.

Another hand ball. Nihilist, keep counting them.

God. Rashford why?

Nihilist:
Call the cops.

Nice reply, saving it for you when next you come barging in.