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Nihilist:
I thought that the beginning of the revenant was nice, the initial massacre, the bear encounter, and Leo getting slied....after that?

Just shot after boring shot of barren tundra -beautifully framed shots no doubt, but boring all the same.

Then there was the drawn out suffering of Di Caprios character, it was like the Passion of the Leo. Just sufferhead for suffering sake.

I couldn't get jiggy with that mehn, so I slept off.

I beg you don't watch Birdman. Don't waste your data, electricity or device battery on that crappy film. It is the lowest grossing Oscar winner in history for a reason.

Cc A40_.

The Passion of Leo.
True that @the embolden. The suffering was long. Took up almost the entire duration of the movie.

I just Googled the Birdman movie and was shocked it got 4 Oscar awards despite your description. What is with Oscar and boring movies? And the movie boasts rich casts that would easily deceive me. Thanks for the info, make i kukuma save my data. Data here in Naija be like blood Diamond.

A40:
The more boring the movie the likelier it is going to win an Oscar. Its like that is the most important criteria. The irony is I would list 5 movies Di Caprio did better. Revenant was OK tbh.

Yes, the more boring a movie is, the higher the chance of it winning an Oscar. While Caprio was brilliant in The Revenant, I'll take his performance in The Wolf of Wall Street over that of the The Revenant's.

Nihilist:
Birdman was the worst, followed closely by The Revenant.

That Birdman film I couldn't even make heads or tail of the movie. It was boring as fvck. I took my wife to see Revenant the Vals day before this one and we both fell asleep at the Cinema.

I've not watched Birdman but for you rating it as more boring than Manchester By Sea I'll have to see it to determine who tops in being boring. Though I still feel Manchester By Sea is more boring because it garnered more Oscar nominations than that Birdman movie which I'm hearing its name for the first time and yet turned out to be useless as the P in psychology.

I'm shocked you don't find Revenant remotely interesting. The movie is a great movie IMO. I enjoyed it thoroughly and even rewatched it after seeing it the first time. You're the only person I know who slept off watching Revenant. Lol.

raumdeuter:
Ok. I have this app where I can watch all movies for free. I first begin watch it one day and after seeing 3 scenes where they were singing and dancing like those old days Indian movies I slept off,

Next time I heard someone mention it at work, I tried watching it again and slept off,

After I now heard it was nominated for the Academy awards, I decided maybe it was a good movie and I was just impatient. I egin watch begi struggle to stay awake, the people around me were also trying to stay awake

After a while we all slept off and woke up when the movie don finish

Maybe the movie reminds the award people of their childhood when they were watching "Sound of Music"

Maybe watching the movic will take you to lalaland the dreamland

I don die. .

I feel you're not into movies a lot, that's why you couldn't finish LA LA Land. I recommend that movie to 4 other people and only my cousin who's a movie addict gave it a positive review, others just said the film tried or that it's manageable. I think you're more into action movies that gets your interest piqued from the first minute.

raumdeuter:
Wetin dem do for there. I didn't watch I just heard there was another Steve Harvey moment where they announced LA La land instead of moonlight.

The lala land sef I no know wetin people see for that movie. Been trying to watch it for some time but I slept off at every attempt

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
You don burst my belle right now.

If you think LA La Land is boring, try watching Manchester By The Sea, you'll never complete it since you can't watch LA La Land. And this useless Manchester By The Sea had high rating on every site I checked. Even with my craze for movies, I completed that movie after 4 days in between heavy sleep. That movie is by far the most boring movie of last year (and in my top 10 most boring movies of all time), but yet it had high ratings and got Casey Affleck an Oscar that should have been rightly won by Andrew Garfield.

I've come to realize that Oscar awards rate the drama genre of movies highly above other genre like sci-fi, action, thrillers etc. And sometimes (or maybe even most times), these so-called dramas are super boring. I'm always wary of watching highly rated drama movies. LA LA Land is interesting or at least okay to me, but I'll rate the likes of Hidden Figures over it. But as for Manchester By The Sea being classified as a movie sef, I think the world is coming to an end. That movie is the personification of borefest. Try watching it and you'd see La LA Land is far more interesting than it.

snezBaba:
Past Winners? Ebuka Ogbeni stop getting your updates from 2go

PietroRico:
lol...Redmond is hardly better than lingard though

I totally disagree. Redmond is 100% better than Lingard. The guy is good and can get better.

chrisley024:
Bailly also is an unserious defender that lacks discipline. I hate it when a CB can't play tidy and simple putting unnecessary pressure on the defence. The pair is just a comedy show.

Our defense is poor, we need serious good confident CBs recruitments. Right now, I hate to admit it but Jones and Rojo are our best combo. Bailly has downgraded for a month now. Bailly is too rash and don't know when to keep it tidy or cool. It's all about strength for him. But we have to manage till season ends to get additions.

Lana1:
Oh and b4 i forget:
We need to get Smalling out of our first team. Lost all respect for him today. Very useless defender. Baba was nothing but a passenger for that Gabbiadink's 2nd goal. And every small thing na back pass to DDG.

Lingard needs to fück off. Doesn't matter if he's a Wembley specalist.

We seriously need a RWF. Our lack of a natural winger is killing us.

Cant we buy this Nathan Redmond?? The guy has always been s wealth of talent from his days at Birmingham. And he's only 22.

And awesome cross from Herrera. Asides a few loose passes, he had an awesome game. A midfield pairing of Kante and Herrera would be a joy to watch!

I wasn't to sure about that Lindeolf guy abi na wetin be em name, but as it stands now we need any human other than Smalling to replace Smalling. Smalling espouses stupidity and mediocrity. If he stays next season, he'll cause more pains. Waste of human space. We need at least 4 to 5 new quality additions next season.

BTW, blame Mourinho for always playing Smalling ahead of Rojo.

MRTA7:
We should have bought Zlatan from Barca or PSG instead of RvP all those years ago.

RVP was good for us, it's Moyes and his bad techniques that ruined him.

Nihilist:
Innit?

Zlatan just went to stand at the back. You would have thought that mumu Rooney would have comported himself and went to give him the trophy FIRST as the main man. Zlatan is such a boss though. Won the game and let the man 4 years his junior take all the shine on the podium.

My respect for the man grew so much today.

He's humble no doubt, but I think it has to do with his current age. A much younger Ibra was more egoistic than humble. The players even testify he acts like a father figure to them. I wish he's much younger though.

Before the goal, that counter attack which was led by Zlatan was killed by him because he couldnt continue with his run. His pace has deserted him, if he was much younger the counter might have led to a goal.

Nihilist:
Zlatan isn't arrogant at all. If I single-handedly won the trophy and Rooney wore captain's armband to lift it first, I would have drop kicked him from behind

Nihilist:
That ball went right between the keeper's gloves and almost hit his coconut head sef, mehn

Any keeper that keeps that ball is very lucky. Headers of such nature are hard to catch.

Nihilist:
Sinizia what's good my don?

I'm not gon lie Ibra is the truth. That guy is the saviour of your season thus far. What a player.

The guy is our saviour no doubt. In short if I see any of our match without Ibra in the starting line-up, I'll take the match as a loss for us.

Nihilist:
Soton better score before Rooney comes on o.

Aint nobody got time for fairy tail endings made on Merseyside

Lol. Guy, e no go good to be your on bad side in the real world coz your beefing no get part 2.

Zlatan the destroyer

eph12:
The middle is wack. Rojo CANNOT play left back in a competitive match.

Rojo can't play LB in ANY match. I suggested from the beginning that he'd be moved to CB and that waste of human space called Smalling removed.

Nice line-up but I'd rather Blind start at RB and Smalling out for Rojo.

Khaytunechi:
Remy isn't one for disses and petty shots.. she just threw below the belt yet up in ya face punches at Nicki..
If Nicki get sense make she just lock up cos she can't win this one..

the Ether sound track tho loads of people goinu listen to Nas's Jay-Z Ether diss all over again..

That Ether song is iconic, though. There's a reason it's chosen as the number 1 diss track of all time on a program I watched on MTV way back. I think it's generally accepted in the rap world that when one destroys you via a diss track, then you've been "Ethered". The beat alone makes you wanna spit fire. When the album in which Ether was on was stolen from me, I was very sad for months. I was sad coz I knew I won't be able to get an original CD of it again here in Nigeria where fakes are littered everywhere. It pains till this day. Thieves that I thought were my friends stole that album and went ahead to steal other of my fave albums like Fedro Starr's Firestarr.

SIRcumalot:
This Remy MA just wan use Nicki comeback to relevance make she go siddon somewhere.
She won't reply because people go forget soon and Nicki will continue making her money.
Who gangstar rap help?

Story, Nicki took the first ever shot. Nicki has taken shot on Remy Ma on her cover of Black Beatles, took another shot on Remy on the current song of Gucci called make love. Nicki also took shots at her on Jason Derulo's Swalla. Both party are guilty. All I want to do is enjoy the bars.

afrodoc2:
You should not hang out with such friends LOL.
Most of those southern rappers are wack to be honest
Meanwhile Sugar Kane is on fire. Shey make we buy this new Alan Shearer and leave all this Aubameyang matter?

My problem with Kane is he'll cost not less than £90m. We'll be negotiating with Daniel "Shylock" Levy. The man will milk the last of our cash.

bi0nics:
Remy ma. . . That bitch is savage!

I pray Nicki does another diss track for Remy, this time around, the savagery will be worse than this when Remy comes for her again. She doesn't know Remy at all. That chick is gangster.


God bless whoever did that Ether track for Nas, that beat alone is Savage personified. No matter the crap you spit on it, it surely gonna come out bloody.

afrodoc2:
Yeah. It might be an unpopular position but Nikki's voice and delivery don't appeal to me PLUS her need for all the make up and gimmicks in the trade PLUS the never ending rumours that she has her lyrics written for her.

It's not unpopular, it's a well known fact that Nick's deliveries are pure crap. Take away her enhancements and the fame, Nicki is a wack rapper. Being famous or having the highest selling albums or number of hits on Billboard top 10s doesn't make one a good rapper.

I nearly slapped off the tooth of a friend who told me Nicki is the best female rapper of all time. It's the same fool that rated Lil Wayne as the greatest rapper DOA back in his prime. SMH.

ChristineC:
Who threw 'em missiles on Ms. Enhanced?

Remy Ma of Terror Squad

In other news. . .

I'ma park this bitch_, put Nicki in the garage
I'm getting money like Nicky Barnes, I'm the big homie
I responded in less than 48 Hours, Nick Nolte
Getting close like Nick Jonas, gripping the gauge
Then blaze off, Face Off, bitch_, Nicolas Cage
You animated like Nickelodeon, you fake, bitch_
Only the kids believe in you, you St. Nick
Now when I shoot Nick at Nite, they won't understand it
I'm Wild'n Out, bout to hit Nick with the Cannon

https://www.minnpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_detail/images/articles/president-obama-tears_main.jpg

You named yourself Nicki Lewinsky, the mind of a rookie
'Cause you was sucking his dick_ and now he tired of your nookie_
You claimed you never fucked_ Drake, now that's where you took me »
You fucked_ the whole Empire, who you trying to be, Cookie?

https://s.hswstatic.com/gif/crying-5.jpg

All these fake asses influenced by that girl
Dying from botched surgeries, what a sad world
But before the butt job, you was a Spongebob
Sucking cock_ for records, captain of the cum_ squad

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SIRcumalot:
I think say na only Thursday Europa dey happen.
Make we see Rashidi for that striking position again today.

The battle is not over o. Make Ibracadabra start, then if we're able to score in the first-half to put the tie beyond the reach of Etienne, then Rashidi will replace Ibra in the 2nd-half to keep him fit.

My wish would be for United to score 2 goals in the first-half at least, then second-half, Mhiki, Ibra and Pogba will be subbed off to keep them fresh for Southampton the upcoming EFL Cup final.

elrony:

No mind that cunning old man called Scholes. Thunder fire any of our board members that tries to talk up another contract for Carrick. For Christ's sake we can't move on if we hold on to these old men. It's time to let go of the past and face the future. Keeping Carrick won't ginger Mourinho to get his replacements. If we make it to UCL next season, we're going to face the best of the best, we can't rely on an old man to anchor our midfield. Look at how the trident of Matuidi, Verratti and Raboit with combo of grit, strength, energy and vision were able to carve Barça open time and again. We don't need Carrick if we're to mount serious quest for top titles next season.

In short, if we can't replace Carrick, make we kukuma dissolve the club make everybody go em house. Mourinho should let Carrick go after this season abeg. Let him move to China with Rooney. He's been a faithful servant for us, but it's time to say goodbye.

I'm yet to see any site with humor and high-precision sarcasms like Football365's MEDIAWATCH column. I've never ever read that column and felt disappointed. They always find a way to make me LOL.

Taking the Michael

It seems apt that some utter guff from Ryan Giggs should be followed by some utter guff from Paul Scholes, who has started the campaign to get his old friend Michael Carrick a new contract. He tells Goal:
“He’s always in the right place, he plays his position brilliantly and when he came into the team from October onwards there were something like 16, 17 or 18 games maybe where they didn’t lose.”

Or 14.

“He had a big influence on people like Paul Pogba, he got the best out of him and [Ander] Herrera. He’s just tailed off a little bit over the last couple of weeks but I still think he’s got a part to play.”

The last three games in which Michael Carrick started alongside Pogba and Herrera:
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 1
Hull 2 Manchester United 1
Manchester United 0 Hull 0

The last three games in which Pogba and Herrera started without Carrick:
Leicester 0 Manchester United 3
Manchester United 2 Watford 0
Manchester United 3 Saint-Etienne 0


We think they’ll cope without him.

http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-on-the-sun-pies-giggs-rooney-and

Scholes and his hidden desires being exposed.

elampiro:
We cannot do treble. Let’s concentrate on League and Europa after Capital1 final.

FA cup will distract us. Let the players not getting game time play that one, if they win fine. Imagine, if we drew today, we would have played a second leg.

I'd love us to win all, but realistically, I'd prefer we win Europa and Carling Cup final. If we do win them, then this season is a success for me.

elampiro:
Football is not the way you think. Do you realize that we did not win FA cup with the trio of Rooney, Ronaldo and Tevez? Nani, Berbatov were also in their midst. Portsmouth even dump a full strength United out.

Ibrahimovic and Pogba could have started that match and lost. Football is not 1+1

I know but the match was so boring I wondered how these players made it to United. The display was so pathetic I nearly dozed off. Them no try at all. No passion, nothing.