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Make una help me. I saw my ex today and we hugged and in the process he pressed me to his chest too much, now my breast and nipples are in sifia pains. What do I do?

Drfernandez:
Whenever I see people like you trying hard to form nonsense on this forum, I just laugh hard. As a wretched, ugly single mother, you don't really have a choice if we must tell ourselves truth.

Person no fit get spec in peace again

Drfernandez:
Whenever I see people like you trying hard to form nonsense on this forum, I just laugh hard. As a wretched, ugly single mother, you don't really have a choice if we must tell ourselves truth.

Haba!

Na so e pain you reach

FanOfMyself:
You are my namesake oo. Yeah nairaland is toxic, but matured and reasonable men still dey here o.
You indirectly said I could be one of the "loud mouthed dimwits and toxic" men here without even knowing anything about me. I'm not even popular here. But I will let it slide chidi.
Btw the females here are also toxic...

Mention them

Please leave people who want to bleach to bleach, aren't they adults who know the consequences of skin bleaching And you men encourage it, you go for for light skinned girls then come online pretend like you don't, black is beaurry yen yen yen

Think4Myself:
Niggggaaaaaaa, stfu!!!
You're one of those people who ruin the nairaland experience for others by always contributing nothing but rubbish to average threads

Please don't talk to my pumpumking like that he didn't do anything. At least he's not codedly spreading hate like the redpillers. Please leave him alone he's just a funny guy

Those are Buhari's agents spying on you

Pumpumking your crush Bobrisky is crushing on Davido

You people are very wicked. You'll be spoiling market for us

What kind of wickedness is this Do you think it is easy?

No cry too much the redpill will gladly welcome you with open arms

Pumpumking:
ok so u sayin yor priiik wunt standddup if u watch blue film...corect?......bro are u ok??
so do u want me to help u ask siofra to stand in front of u sir?..U WANT?(no oofeinse)

Ask your sister and your mother to stand in front of him werey!!

TarOrfeeek:
Very unnecessary topic tbvh

Sex is a natural activity.

Efik people are very athletic. Heck! All the riverine area dwellers are very athletic and sensual.

We can also see this pattern in South Africa (coastal), Caribbean Islands, East African (coastal) and those Central Asian countries.

It's a verifiable fact. Maybe diet, genetics and climate contribute to it. We don't know.

But in Nigeria the false generalisation has to stop.

Efik women are sensual, beautiful and very well mannered.

@bolded, you don't live in Calabar, do you?

So these are the "secrets"

FanOfMyself:
I'm not happy with what you just did. I don't find his posts funny at all.

LMFAO!!

Why?

FanOfMyself:
Why are you mentioning that guy here

He might be interested in you. He's a mumu sha

Pumpumking are you gay??

Someone is here for you.

According to her, she attended a boarding school (all girls) for six(6) years; a place that gave her the leverage to walk around scantily clad as there were only girls are present in the hostel.

This she noted, affected her style of dressing....

Hmm I went to an all girls school too for six years and I don't walk around scantily dressed or without bra. Give us another explanation Angel.

HenryDion:
One of my favourite NL. Not the other idiot that's snowing me pictures of his room with his mumu face

Is this a jab at illegenddd?

TheSourcerer:
Hanging Goats of Morroco

Nope , nothing to see here , just regular goats climbing trees in morroco as they have been doing for thousand of years.

Nigerian goats, see your mates hustling for food.

OnlineBusinessC:
Hi guys

Is it advisable to date a final year girl?

I know how crazy its to date an undergraduate BUT I still believe that not all of them are BAD.

Even if its 1% that are good.

The second question now is : Have you had any good luck with an undergraduate (especially a final year girl)?

How can this kind of relationship be successful?

Be ready to help her with her bills o
It's not easy to be a final year student especially in a public university. School will just drain you

FanOfMyself:
You are being sarcastic right?

I don't hate men. I just call them out on their bullshit

FanOfMyself:
Hello dear, please I am just curious to know why you hate men so much. Is it only on nairaland and probably on other social media platforms or do you extend this hatred towards men offline. You are so diligent and consistent in doing this that I don't believe that you are faking it. You always find a way to belittle or ridicule the male figure at the slightest opportunity. You also generalize quickly.

Wahala!!

I don't hate men. I love them, especially Nigerian men

Les:
don't bother or try to understand her.. You can imagine her trying to trivalise obvious harrasment on a young man, she will be the very one to call down fire and brimestione if the reverse were to be the case.

How's that harassment oga

You didn't go to secondary school? Boys do this to girls they think are shy and girls do this to boys they think are shy.

cenacasper:
You’re a big sissy

Because he's shy, he's now a sissy Work on your faulty brain.

Abeg that is play joor. The boy is shy. Things like this are common in secondary school.

There was this boy that was always saying I am too shy in secondary school. That's how he'll be coming to drag me, touch my cheek and hit me playfully.

Pumpumking:
huh? lightskin how? who told u u lightskin? a blind men?..i beggggggggggy. u cant even cooook rice n egg!!!

Haven't you seen my dp?

You can you cook

Pumpumking:
OF cose theres notin wrong with beating women has long as the respet u. problem is women nowadays follow lesssbian like beyansi & the strippper Cardi B. they dont even cooook n clean no more.especialy...women like that thing call Siofra from nairaland sir......truss me if that Siofra thing was my 3rd wifes, I will simply ask her to stooood down under my £800 dining table for 3 days witout drinkin & then ask her to go & kneeel down under the sun for another 2 hour until she lightskin!!!! (REAL TALK)

I'm already lightskinned mumu.

Besides why will a broke fool like you marry three wives, no be juju be that

Iyaebe:
Respect your baby then.Her classmates will mock her.

I

Why
When I was in primary/secondary school I never cared about a classmate father's appearance. Children don't care about things like that.

Pumpumking come and contribute to this discussion. I heard you beat your wife like a goat

Olalan:
Some things are not just right and this is one of it........
BTW don't be fooled a happy union isn't the one that thrives on the pages of social media

Are you a prophet
This 2021 and Janemena's infidelity has been exposed.

Pumpumking:

brother....i dont really meaanto sound rudes but u looooklike part time arm robbber chain to prison wall next to toilet!!!!
are u related to Siofra sir?(no oofeinse)

Werey!

Teripaul:
undissolve issue. Simple question dey no fit answer. Sas dat siofra abi na soapra cum they beat around d bush.. famented she fowl.

Stupid question deserves a stupid answer.