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HWniubi:
It depends on the person, everyone's hobby is different, like some people like to eat apples, some people like to eat oranges, some people like to eat bananas, there are some people like to eat black women, but it's not the majority in Asia

As in cannibals?

fuckingAyaya:
If you work for ur own money u won't die

So you think olosho no be work?

Whatever happened to those Nigerian men of old who took care of their women without complaint?
Mem who singlehandedly provided for their households like Okonkwo in Things Fall Apart.

Honestly the Nigerian men these days are so wicked and stingy tueh!!!

You guys should be like this oyibo man I met 2 days ago who sent me 500 dols for my birthday

Nigerian have gradually lost their reputation around the world for being the most romantic men on earth tueh!!!

Picture related; come and get the pussy na let me see rubbish

MajesticKris:
Asked a girl out @4pm By 8pm she's Hungry n needing Airtime at the same time ohh!
.when I dey bed dey try catch small sleep...

I didn't talk at all, I said okay and Blocked Her Number!

Come here and be lying, idiot!!!

HWniubi:
Hello everyone, I am a man from China, looking for a kind Nigerian girl to make friends with!
First introduce myself, you can call me Brown, 23 years old, love playing basketball, travel, songs, reading, movies. If you have the same hobby girls, please add me
We can be foreign friends, waiting for your contact

Hi I'm interested
Honestly I'm tired of all these broke angry Nigerian men

mykealpha:
I have several Chinese friends and read several Chinese forums weibo and QQ. One thing I'm certain of is that Chinese are not aesthetically attracted to Black women. For Godsake, several people claim that they have STDs. Other false claims also. In other words, a normal Chinese won't chase after an African woman, he doesn't want to be shamed by friends and family. Unless he has ulterior motives.

I've met many East Asians on online forums and even on youtube who find black women attractive, there will always be outliers.

Drew13:
Whitemoney is the smartest

Nope, it's Pere

This Arin sef!! The way she dey talk am as if she dey feel herself
Sha Yousef is kinda creepy

I hope it's not Yousef?

HEAVEN4444:
She will definitely be successful in music because music is an affliction ritual and she will be in affliction of sorts till she birth the promise, so she would be a great successful musician if her destiny opens that door for her .

I don't understand that affliction part, what does it mean?

iamadonis2:
Am I not seeing clearly?

Or you’re suggesting we KIV till 2022

You can apply next year

How come nobody is talking about this scholarship here?
It's a fully funded, all-expense paid scholarship for Christians.

They even pay you a stipend every month. And a lodging allowance if you aren't staying in a university hostel.

But it's only for christians and you stand a higher chance if you're a Catholic.

It's going to be a long read, but it's worth it.
In summary, being a Nigerian outside Nigeria is pure hell due to the atrocities committed by our fellow Nigerians abroad. It's way easier for a South African to get a student visa abroad than for a Nigerian to do same. After reading this as a good and innocent Nigerian citizen you will be filled with holy anger against the Nigerians depriving you the right to enjoy being a Nigerian because of their evil deeds abroad.

Being Nigerian Outside Nigeria: An Extra Burden

Visiting Austria for the first time and realizing that the police officers are particularly interested in the same set of people: The Nigerians. I’ve been in and out of South Africa for the last five years. On my first arrival in Johannesburg, January 2014, I was welcomed at the airport by Fr. Terry Nash. He was smiling, I was smiling, too. I was in the company of six other guys who introduced themselves – from Delta State, Akwa-Ibom, Benue, Anambra, etc.

It got to my turn and I said IMO. Fr. Nash’s smile ripened into a giggle, “I have heard about Imo, I met many people from Imo State because I’ve been in prison ministry. Nigerians generally make up a high population in the prison here. And the Imo guys make the church in prison so vibrant, those guys are great”, he said, still smiling. My own smile had left me.

Years later I would find myself suffering what seems like a stigma that comes with being Nigerian. Every time I found myself in the airport, my identity as a Nigerian is a source of worry: being asked to step aside for extra questions, being delayed by extra protocol because I’m Nigerian.

Three years ago I was returning to Nigeria on holiday. There was small chaos at the airport: the noise of police whistles and the barking of police dogs filled the air, “get that man”, a chubby white policeman was screaming. “Somebody has been caught with drugs again”, an unknown Black man quickly hinted me, “it is these Nigerians”. I quickly became furious.

“You can’t be sure it’s a Nigerian”, I retorted. Well, the guy was caught. Behold, he had a strong Nigerian accent while he was begging the policemen, and had the angled shape of my head: Igbo, with a rosary on his neck. I gave up on defending Nigerians’ reputation.

I gave up because shortly after a Nigerian family volunteered to do clean up in a certain Catholic parish in Johannesburg, the police stormed into the church one day and found drugs hiding behind the terbanacle.

I gave up when a Nigerian asked by an immigration officer to step aside, was scolding the officer for delaying him and raining legal threats, “I know my rights, you can’t keep me this long”, only for the immigration officer to find that his documents had all been forged.

Once, on returning to South Africa from Nigeria I was with an old Yoruba woman who couldn’t speak or read English, her son in Pretoria had a newborn baby. She had been invited, they somehow succeeded in making her a passport and got her a visa. She couldn’t read anything or understand any information at the airport, so I helped her because my Yoruba is fluent.

When finally we reached Johannesburg the immigration officers had questions about some “strange” things in her bag. I told them those were cooking ingredients, I was the translator between her and the officers. Soon she became worried and whispered into my ear, “Eyi n di isoro. Fun won ni five hundred naira” (this is becoming a problem, give them five hundred).

“Won o kiin gba five hundred (they don’t accept N500”, I replied.

“Oya fun won ni one thousand” (then give them one thousand). She squeezed a wrinkled one thousand naira note into my hand. I told her they do not use naira here. “haaaaaah” her mouth opened. I expected that, I smiled.

Bribe is a Nigerian culture, even our old people believe it works, and that there is no other way of moving past an obstacle aside from bribe, there is no other means of progress asides bribe. Bribe is a Nigerian salvation.

Weeks later I had a Nigerian friend who was in dire need. He lived with me, he talked about his two million naira which he was expecting from Nigeria, with many proves of the availability of the money. So he borrowed six thousand rand from me.

My friend, it’s now more than two years, he never paid. He fled to someplace else and never returned my calls. I learned later he had borrowed also from a Kenyan who was our neighbor, and this neighbor kept asking where my ‘brother’ was. Until today he never paid, and it doesn’t prick his conscience.

It’s important for we Nigerians to ask ourselves serious questions. What is the most important thing to a Nigerian? What kind of factors in our childhood makes us desperate and dangerously competitive? Sometimes we are under the pressure of our parents and peers to “prove ourselves”.

When the average Nigerian travels abroad he doesn’t travel to merely make a livelihood. His plan is to outshine his peers. I do not find this common among South Africans. They’re usually satisfied, they just want to have what they need, they don’t kill themselves over what is beyond them.

The first time I had a drive to Durban with a senior brother from Mariannhill we saw a Nigerian suspiciously passing a tightly-folded bag from under the counter, then they made signs to each other, then he sneaked out. Another man entered and sneakily collected it.

The Zambian brother tapped my back, “drugs, they are your brothers”. The saddest thing is that those who choose to talk about this are attacked and bullied on social media, they are regarded as unpatriotic citizens. Because Nigerian morality ends with sex and marriage. Finished.

Talk about issues on human sexuality and you’ll see the bible-thumping Nigeria saying, “hellfire, Adam and Steve, weapons of the devil, it is not our culture”, but bribery is our culture. Everything else asides from sexual activity is survival, so it’s unofficially acceptable. Our mouths are sharp when HIV is mentioned, we often think we are very moral. What shall it profit a virgin who is a thief? Nigerian morality is faux.

“What is your brother doing in Malaysia?” “He is hustling”, that is all you can say. He’s just hustling. He comes back to Nigeria and does Thanksgiving and the priest blesses him with chasuble spread out. He pays his tithes and gives huge offerings, and his name is announced in church. But nobody notices that poor man at the corner of the church who is a gateman and gives his offering from the little he earned through honest work.

What is your brother doing in Dubai? You give random and vague answers: He’s trying to find something, we are praying he succeeds, please put him in prayer. You know that kind of prayer, right?

A South African Bishop once made a joke, “it is easier to trust a stone than to trust a Nigerian. You keep a stone on this table, you’ll still find the stone when you come back. Keep a Nigerian and come back later, the Nigerian is gone”. And yet we wonder why religious orders outside Africa are afraid of considering Nigerian applications. Our brothers who were admitted into American dioceses arrived at the airport and then ran away.

I visited a church in Johannesburg where I heard during the announcements that the guy who teaches the altar servers had been shot dead. A Nigerian. Later the circumstances surrounding his death did not match with a person who would teach mass servers how to serve Holy Mass.

It should make us ask questions about what we value the most as Nigerians: religion or integrity? Perhaps something is wrong with how we have been evangelized.

Back home in Nigeria, Nigerians who are not corrupt are seen as fools by their fellow Nigerians. Their wives mock them. Those Nigerians who studied abroad and now see the world differently, hardly ever come close to political offices in Nigeria, they just won’t fit in. And yet we love Jesus the most, we are the bastion of faith in Africa.

Do you know why your visa has been rejected many times? It’s because your passport is a Nigerian passport. Ask your friend from Tanzania, he’ll tell you how easy it is for him to get a visa.

Do you know why your admission into that European University is taking long? It’s because they’re still investigating your documents to be sure that they’re not fake. Ask your South African friend, he already got an admission.

Now that a new word has been added into the Oxford Dictionary “Nigerian Scam” (please google it) we can be sure that our position in the world is in the first place. Think Nigerian, but let it be that your reputation is important.

Identify as Nigerian, but make sure those who come after you are not denied privileges because of you. Because of those who represent us positively around the globe, because of the many Nigerians who work to earn their living, I am proudly Nigerian.

I am proudly Nigerian, because Pius Adesanmi was, Chinua Achebe was, because Anthony Cardinal Okogie is, because Chimamanda Adichie is, because Fela Kuti was, because of people such as Flora Nwapa, Ben Okri, Dora Akunyuli, Bishop Hassan Kukah, etc. There are many models you could choose from instead of adding to our dirty script. Save other Nigerians from stigma, be true.
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Please, be a good Nigerian wherever you are.

This article was originally shared by Dare Babarinsa a Nigerian journalist. Although he was been credited as the original owner of the article, he isn't

Welcome to Nigeria where even a Yahoo boy (fraudster) will be condemning Big brother naija, no wonder the writer aptly put it

Because Nigerian morality ends with sex and marriage. Finished.

DoggoneDogg:
Its like you're not aware that whites are insecure about blacks having better sexual organs thatn they do.

Even the average penis size per race they reduced our to come close to their 5inch peckers.

You are expecting them to show that our women are more endowed so that their men can take more safari trips to come down here 5 times a year abi? Think again...

Hmm!! I can't believe they are that petty

OfficialDJ:
she just responded, and says she's definitely not siofra....
Farano, rocktation, you'd better ban this idiot's profile before he uses it to scam nairalanders

No one is going to ban my account and I'll use my picture the way I want

OfficialDJ:
she just responded, and says she's definitely not siofra....
Farano, rocktation, you'd better ban this idiot's profile before he uses it to scam nairalanders

Why would she even tell you she's on nairaland

OfficialDJ:
shut up.. You're not... I just messaged her... I've got her number you crackhea.d

Lol

OfficialDJ:
you'd better remove that girl's picture you have on your DP..
She was my neighbour and stays in federal housing... The brother is a dancer, and the mom a first bank staff..

What do you gain from catfishing you hairy balled albino?
Her name is shalom and she stays in calabar

What makes you think I'm not Shalom Odeta?

safarigirl:
Saskay is 21, Saskay talks 21, Saskay acts 21, Saskay has to be 21.

Nothing anybody can say will convince me that Saskay is older than 21, let the conspiracy theorists continue.

She talks like all these indomie generation people they always have big dreams when they haven't tasted life yet it's cute sha, she even named herself after an anime character, what can be more gen Z than that.

Broobembem:
Always dropping posts about Nengi to see who will quote you, you just can’t stand the fact that Icons and Elites are Banting without involving the Bayelsan silicone mgbeke who sleeps with people's husband for a living.

Omo this one enter

Silicone mgbeke

SmellySperm:
I swear with my nysc certificate that this op is a hairyballed nigga disguising as a babe

Lol

Believe whatever you want.

Thugnificent:
You are a guy with hairy ballz joor who u dey deceive

Because they told you that?

Harddiskng:
As a Nigerian, when i say Nigerians are the most evil geniuses in the world; people would start looking at me with bad eye.

It doesn’t change the fact that it is true.

Nowadays I don’t even try to help poor or anybody for that matter. Most Nigerians see compassion as a weakness, they are already planning how they can squeeze more out of you. I don’t even try to interfere with what God is doing in anybody’s life again.

What I've observed with Nigerians is that most of us(both male and female) lack empathy

Instead of these men to own up to their crimes they still find a way to pin it on women. Una sure say this una Nigeria go better like this?

KingLion007:
That's the first thing to do.Exercise like push ups,Side raise,shoulder press,dumbell pullover etc helps alot

But I don't like exercises

KingLion007:
Do you Exercise and what type do you do?

No I don't

How can African women have the smallest cup sizes in the world? I don't understand, I rarely see Nigerian girls with small breast even the slim ones, me sef I wear a G cup. So please how did the measure this thing? African women that are usually thick.

Tolani1122:
show us here , we doctors are online

Check my profile

Thugnificent:
Are you the person in your profile pic?

Yes, any problem??

Manhood85:
Find guys around you to have them sucked. Nonsurgical!

Oya!!! Leave my thread.

Please my breast is too big, it's causing be back pain, how do I reduce it the non surgical way?