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Na true talk o

Biglittlelois:
So the guys will stay more than the ladies in the house, not fair na, not cool at all.

Exactly what I was saying, this is misogyny.

Infact I'm going to twitter to protest

Except they will give all the girls an extra one day in the house.

Obi Cubana dey use this abeg app? Make I go download am

100naira:
he said he's not a pedophile

Hmmm

Please what did Yousef say about pedophilia, I bin no hear well.

Airforce1:
Go tag Kevin Hart on Twitter and Instagram, tell him his look alike is here .

No be only Kevin Harts, na Kelechi Hassan.

Meet your season 5 housemates

Richy4:
OP, If that little teasing will make you feel like crying obviously u have never lived in a boarding school or hostel before...

If that's just your only problem on what adults does, then u have no problem..... Have u ever seriously been scolded just for asking an adult "How are you"... I discovered in my community when I travelled wayback that how are you is an insult... and should not be used on adults

Wahala!!

I actually went to a boarding school though.

dingbang:
still young. Can you feed yourself a year without depending on anyone?

Yes I can.

ageraGT:
A little history…I’m 28, divorced with two young kids, they live at home. He is 37, divorced with one teenage. Here is my dilemma…. I can’t figure out if I’m attracted to him or the fact that he’s a good guy.

You wait and pray for there to be a good guy left on this earth and finally one comes along and you find him boring or at least not challenging.

What is that? Am I crazy?

He is completely into me. Calls, writes me letters, texts, takes me out, does family outings, asks about my day, washes my car, is clean, is fit, responsible, understanding, compliments me, etc, etc. We’ve been dating two months. We don’t get too much opportunity to spend alone time so we’ve only slept with each other twice. It was okay, not mind-blowing or anything. I’ve had much better, but I’ve had much worse with the wrong guys too. He’s relatively attractive but not my usual type or taste.

Am I being picky because I think my boyfriend is boring? Any other woman would think he is a great catch. I think so as well but just…I don’t know why I can’t get into him.

He’s completely fallen for me, thinks I’m strong, independent, beautiful, good mom, etc. wants to make me happy and for me to be his “girlfriend” and I can just tell the L word is coming along any day now. I can just tell and trust me, I’m not wrong on this.

Another bit of history…

So he usually gets involved with psychos that latch on to him. That is – the complete opposite of me. I like my space and I don’t care if I never see you again. Guys come and go but my family, especially my kids, are forever. It’s one of the mottos I live by. I don’t need anyone to take care of me. A guy in my life is “nice to have” but by no means a need. I think I’m a challenge for him, which is fine. But on my side of things it’s too easy.

From experience, happily ever after doesn’t exist. Sure everyone puts their best foot forward when they’re dating but who’s to say he’ll stay like that? Am I just confused and not giving him a real chance? Or is just the reverse that I’m just not into him? Then the dilemma becomes do I let this great guy go and regret it afterward?

Can you give some advice on this? I have no idea what to do.
No insults please.
Thank you.

Do you really want to leave this man?
Because sometimes you don't what you have, till it's gone.

It took me about a year to realize I was in love with someone I broke up with.

Or maybe you're not like that.

But OP follow your heart and break up with him, if not trust me you'll not rest until you do so.

dingbang:
Op should be 18yrs.

I'm 21

CharisEleos:
And.. what's wrong in it?

What's the forming for? If any guy you're trying to make believe that you don't fart actually believes you, then he's not intelligent because he should know every living being fart and should fart.

As for the aunty, she did no wrong. It's a normal thing you should have just laughed off. It's simply a way of saying you're now a big girl.

I will never feel embarrassed if anyone does that to me.

No it's not normal.
I'm not comfortable with it.

Fahdiga:
Obi is thrusting himself into the limelight the more but can he handle the side effects of it when the time comes

Ehm... Which side effect?

Mtchewww!!

Happy married life to your girlfriend.

Many Nigerians ass lick white people whether you like it or not so,

White people: AA are so lazy and dumb

Nigerians: yes Massa we agree

It's that bad.

This legit happened today.

I was walking with a boy today and I saw an aunt I used to know when I was a still a child and here's our conversation

Aunt: Ah! Ah! Siofra is that you?

Me: Yes Aunty. (As the good girl I am I avoided making snide remarks)

Aunt: Ah Ah Siofra you that I used to wash your poo poo nyash (she legit said poo poo nyash) when you were small

Me: *in my mind* Aunty please na, you don't have to do this now.

Aunt: Siofra that used to eat anyhow and poo anyhow
(You guys at this point I almost started crying )
Eyah! See as you don big finish!

God! If looks could kill!

I mean I appreciate the fact that you cleaned my butt when I was younger but you don't have to shout it on the highway.

I literally can't even....

Me that was forming like I don't used to fart for this boy then this woman just came and embarrassed me like that

And the mumu boy was there laughing

Seriously if you're an adult that does this please I beg you, stop it, it's so cringe.

No be patoranking sister be that?

BabbanBura:
Number 9 is bullshit!

Your comment is bullshit!!!

Some days ago a guy here on nairaland posted a picture of a discoloured woman's pant making fun of it and saying the woman had a disease of some sort and the sheeples on the thread agreed with him.

However I'm here to tell you it's absolutely normal and that's because if you actually paid any attention in biology class (you see why biology should be made absolutely compulsory in secondary schools?) The pH of the vagina is very low meaning it's very acidic hence the "bleaching of the underwear"

Useless old evening newspapers
Mansluts who have wasted their youth away and now want women to settle for less.

I don check in o, can't afford to miss this one

Anyway already stanning the most handsome and richest guy in the house.

Bouz:
you would be offered for sacrifice someday, like this

Something is wrong with that tiny thing in your head you call brain.

Agbebakun22:
That's nice i'm also planning to dive into SEO soon too. How many years experience do you have and have you work on any prior project. If yes I will love to hire your services so you can tutor me and I will pay for your services. And if you're good in content writing can you write for a blog

I just started last month I'm not ready yet, to take on a big project.

Agbebakun22:
I will advise u to get a digital skill, use that funds to enroll for a digital skill that will pay u off. That's called investment in self development.. Mind u do u have any of this digital skill

SEO content writing but I'd like to acquire more.

Agbebakun22:
Lol I'm a crypto trader, work as part time affiliate marketing, and the one that generate passive income is an investment tho(bot) it generate sales for my link and get cashback. My budgets for ads will determine how much I will be making daily, I can either withdraw it or reinvest tho. But is mostly passive while crypto trading is my full time job as a student

Wow! So how much do I need to invest?

If he owns a private jet.

Agbebakun22:
Are u in lagos if yes then I can flex u.. Besides na u go choose the place u wan flex

No o that's not the soap I want o

What generates passive income for you?

Doja2000:
IMPOSSIBLE

What God cannot do does not exist

Agbebakun22:
And your signature said someone will be making 400-6000 just ordinary $10 daily and u dey talk thrash same some people broke.. I made times three daily even why sleeping.. And beside that's just another stream of income for me with my main online jobs and u here saying people are broke.. Common keep kwayet.. If u dey Lagos come make I flex u one day to get ur senses bad not everybody on romance section is broke like u

Oya cut soap for me.

Sugardick:
but one itunes Yahoo boy with dirty dreadlocks in your street is the one currently chopping your pomo without pity

Chukwuma is that you?