₦airaland Forum

ikeno:
Did I hear say you're leaving nairaland...

Maybe.

Maybe not.

peepydelano:
You are just a copycat who was obviously obsessed with Zzor/iyaebe rubbish that made her popular and you immediately started copying her and recreating her old topics and constituting nuisance on this forum as well. You can only entertain jobless people. Nansense

I love Iyaebe!

Frank25:
Same here dear what about your co FERNANDEZISBACK

She's fine I think. Haven't seen her in a while.

The hate I'm getting from here is becoming too much and I don't think I can hold on for much longer.

I'm a very sensitive person in real life and your hate has started affecting my offline life.

Anyway you guys should enjoy me now o! Because soon I'll relocate with my ridiculously older husband and settle into the role of a house wife, tending my herb garden and looking after my home and being famous/chasing clout on other social media platforms like I was doing before I became addicted to nairaland.

I'm going to miss you guys so much! But there's only so much hate I can take here.

This is not a final goodbye but I'm just telling you guys what to expect when you don't see me here again next year.



Toodles!

prettysassygirl:
I will marry a short man if it would make me happy in marriage. Somethings in this life are unimportant.

You're right!

Xavie:
this siofra no well las las, no be you dey claim to double date?? Why do you now care

Yes, I'm still double dating.


I care for all my boyfriends the same way.

Persephone1:
Look for sidecock that is tall, see his height when you are with you short boyfriend

Problem solved

Thank you so much! But the problem is that the sidecock is short too.

But I'll manage sha.

ikeno:
And I thought you are average height

I'm 6 feet

Lurdd:
Someone that is same height with you, you call him short then what are you then.
This Virgina gender and their problem...you didn't know he was short before you accepted him

He has so many other amazing qualities that dwarf his height sha.

You're right I shouldn't be bothered.

1Sharon:
Sometimes men just take numbers to test themselves and feed their own ego

That's what I suspect. But I really liked him sha

Sabiboy12398:
If you call the guy will you die?

I can never call a guy first ewww

Frank25:
babe it's been long i last saw you. its been awhile oh

Uhmmm

Happy New year!

Nice one!


Ayra Starr is next!

Hmm

Sweetplum:
Siofra the guy just collected your no for collecting sake. No mind him.
yenyenyen

It's paining me sha, but I'll be fine

jeromestarks:
Why you're not wise is because you're still following Arya star.

I love that girl, her ashawo vibes and her music. Sorry but I can't unstan her. I love her!

Alusiizizi:
No he will never call you. Do you know why? Because your vagina smells like a rotten piece of fish.

STOPPP!

You're breaking my heart.

This is the first time I'm dating a guy this short (same height with me)

Girls that date short guys, how do you cope?


It's like all the men in Nigeria are short

Dimples2022:
I wonder which mod is behind this moniker? My guess is myndd.

Lol

I don't know why people find it hard to believe a girl is behind this moniker.

Seriously why

nightfox01:
If you're tired of siofra gather here

Una never start

I don't even know the zodiac signs of my two boyfriends

I really need to ask them.

Banilla:
Fifth sign is Leo

Element: Fire

Ruling planet: Sun

Quality: Fixed

Days: Sunday

Colours: Gold and Orange

Start Date: July 23

End Date: August 22

Zodiac symbol: The Lion

Birthstones: Peridot

Strengths: Creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, humorous

Weaknesses: Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible

Compatible signs: Aquarius and Gemini

Awwwn!

My favourite ex is an Aquarius. Coincidence? I think not!

Anyway I love this thread!

Why do you guys think he never called me?

I mean, I'm a fine babe but I don't have nyash. Could that be the reason?

I still shed years when I remember him.

It happened about a month ago, I was waiting for someone when this guy walked up to me.

I didn't even know he wanted to talk to me, like he was tall, brown and so fineee he looks just like Reggie in Far From Home series I was in a happy mood that day sha, so I was smiling, that's why he even had the courage to talk to me (his words not mine)

He was funny and seemed cool, so when he asked for my number, I didn't hesitate to give it to him.

We talked and he said he would call me, I enthusiastically waited for his call but it never came.



Never trust engineering boys my cousin told me this but I didn't believe her.


Anyway, I'm still waiting for him to call me, do you think he'll ever call?

This is the 1,000,000,000,000 time a Nigerian boy is breaking my heart. I'm tired. I'm tired of them.

But I thought this one was different, I mean he's tall, brown and good looking. Just my type.

I feel like dying from embarrassment right now.


But do you guys think he'll ever call me?

@Banilla

It's a good thing that you want him to save, but are you sure you're disciplined enough not to use the money?

Since he says he needs time, I think you should respect his wishes before it turns into a bitter fight. But you can still continue to drop hints and drop subtle messages on why he should save. Hopefully he gets it.

So he's not giving you money? And you're still dating him

*Shakes head vigorously

They look good together

Obrigardo:
What did Harry do to you? Did he take your livelihood or made your family wretched? I don't understand this hate.

Swears, they are so bitter, it's disturbing

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jeromestarks:
The thing tire me as dey just dey vex anyhow.

This your thread made me realize that ladies who are currently not virgins and single are not happy with the decisions they've made.

It's shows that they rejected opening their pvssy because of iphone and money.

It's shows that a non virgin is a broken woman. The best one can do for her is to fvck her and let others fvck her.

Never marry a broken woman.

Please stop this cognitive dissonance.

You sound like you're mentally disturbed.

You say girls should be married as virgins yet you go around deflowering minors and you're not even a virgin yourself.

Stop being delusional and stop twisting reality to suit your nefariousness.

Close this imbecilic thread now! And stop disturbing us

Bantu10:
See as the mouth be like open round pucci with catcher

So you want to put your gay dick inside?