₦airaland Forum

Continued... I'm, we exchanged numbers before I got to my busstop and I went to work. Didn't call her till say 2pm that day (another code- be busy, whether you truly are or not). We talked a bit about work and I promised to call later. Didn't call toll it was late at night, talked a little, told her I was tired and all... Goodnight.

Didn't call her next day hoping she will, we'll, fine girl, she didn't. Third day I called, she says she even wanted to call me that minute. Story. I teased her about not being a caring person and I don't know if I can consider that oo. Lol. Etc etc.
We were suppose to meet up in an eatery that Saturday, she didn't show up. I got angry, told her in the evening of Saturday about my displeasure and told her not to do that with me. I know she has lots of guys on her tail, but you don't tell Sipsip you're coming and don't. I stopped calling her even with the apology. I was going for my aim, no strings attached.
She called me some days after going on with the "you didn't even bother to check on me" kinda talk. I only said one thing after all get talking. I said "I miss you".
She came to my place that weekend. We got talking and playing. The love making was the loveliest. The girl clean Sha... We did that a couple of times after that. I no dey ask am about a specific guy, just generals. She too. She loved the sincerity, fun and secrecy.

LePrezident:
I am as serious as a heart attack man. You are anonymous here, and the ladies can be given anonymous names. Sire, let the gist flow as we keep rapt attention.

OK. I always tell the guys around me. If you want a 'no strings attached' girl,follow the rules without fear. Appeal to their adventurous side. No girl, not even an olosho, wants to be seen as easy or cheap.
Firstly, meet her up in any way. Take for example, there was a day I met a girl in the bus from Ajah to cms. It was a Monday morning. I was late for when already. I got to the bus stop and the bus just started loading... I cursed my luck.
I noticed she was the only one seated at the back... Confident man, I left all the empty seats and sat on her row, though not beside her.

When the bus got filled I was beside her. Didn't say a word for the first 5 mins the bus moved. She looked like a half caste girl... So pretty and classy. I love classy. Then I noticed she was always looking out the window as if lost in thought. I waved my hands confidently in front of her and smiled. She wondered why... I said "well, seems you've gone far away from this bus, it's written all over you, your mind isn't here". She said "Oh... Just something" . Then I started my specialty, assumption. It's because you're late for work right? Etc etc... We got talking.
At a point she was checking her pics,i asked her permission to see her pics... Later told her to show me the beautiful ones cause all the ones I'm seeing are ugly. She laughed. I said I was serious...

Uhmm... You reading, Can I continue?

LePrezident:
Guy I am unhappy with you... you should tell us more of such. Whô will it benefit if you keep it all to yourself

Uhmm... Sarcasm or you're serious? That should determine me spilling out my reality.

On a particular day last year, I left the office really early (still morning) because I wasn't feeling too well and should've checked in the hospital the day before... Anyways, on my way home, I met a girl at the busstop. She was kinda staring... I said hi, she just blanked. Then said she likes my tie, it suites the white shirt. I asked where she was headed, she says the mainland (Ikotun or something with iko), she came for a job interview. Told her it's too early to go back home. She should join me. Then I was still staying at igboefon, along Lekki epe express... Well, a little convincing and she follows me home.
I made her feel at home,watching TV and eating. I went straight to the kissing and boobs... Anyways, we had sex. Never really kept in touch after that day. Almost like it didn't happen. Lots of stuffs like that I feel I can write a book based on my experiences. A guide book or something. But it won't be safe, it will be too secret revealing and girls will be at the mercy of guys who will read it. Or maybe I should start a vlog...

All you 'wanabe' bloggers. Bloggers without any understanding or direction. You just want to do it cause it's the 'in thing'. How can any educated person say the children were "caught"? Caught? Seriously? Nonsense.

Dongreat:
Burna Boy: Oh yeah, I am feeling high and looking good with the "Dancer Stick" on me hand and killing em shawty, yoh.
Some years later
Burna Boy: Oh bloody me, what I thought was a "Dancer Stick" was actually a "Cancer Stick". Nigerians I need donation please.

Your ignorance is award deserving.

brokenplate:
Hey bro who's here to compete how long we held the HR role?
What happens when you request a Doc and get all PDFs ?
If you want to be sincere what format are candidates most likely to send CVs and what format is mostly requested ?

Hey Bro, who's here to answer all your questions?
Do i look like i care about your attempt at being smart?
I just said what is applicable so others are not mislead.
For the answers to your questions, read your second question again. Follow instructions.
Hey bro, good day. Its too early in the day.

Sir, I've been a HR Executive for two years and five months now and I must say, this is the most misleading assertion I've heard. That's just not true. The format you submit depends on what the recruiter requests for. Simply follow instructions. Wonder why some of you just talk anyhow just to gain likes... Regards, Sipsip.

BudeYahooCom:
Who sympathized with Biafran children and Red cross and Aid officials killed everyday by nigerian-sponsored Egyptian pilots between 1967-1970 in Biafra?

Your head is not correct, am i right? ''They are red cross', Humanitarian workers. They do the action part of the work you and I only do with our mouth. You owe the OP and the dead an apology.

BLACKCHARGER:
No wonder that one dance wizkid sing dey like whatsapp voice note

Omo... You no well oo. lol. Don't worry, we all have wondered why Drake no just allow Wizkid voice come out. It's not as if it would've spoilt the song oo. It's just pure man's inhumanity to man.

A colleague told me to download Tinder. I did. I must confess, I'm not really a good boy... But the boldness i saw on Tinder scares me! I'm like jeez... Even went further to call one or two of them on the phone and it was for real. Lord... My generation, My generation, My generation *in iceprince's voice*

JamieNaija:
His contract is messing him up, Kissdaniel cannot collaborate with another nigerian artiste except Sugarboy. How does he market himself more?

You Sure? Don't forget he did a collaboration with Davido and Tiwa Savage? And does the contract also state he doesn't headline shows?

Ok... But...

Kiss Daniel matter ehn... Now i believe our entertainers dey use juju and bad belle pursue each other. How can this guy be that good with several hits last year but still it seems he's not mainstream? Judging by the acceptance of his songs, this guy should be amongst the top 3 or at least top 5 big show headliners in Nigeria... But check it out, almost all the big shows don't have his name as a performer. And please... don't come at me with that pride goes before a fall bullshit. Tekno's pride has no match, yet he's on most shows. There is more than meets the eyes.

Correction op, number one should be 'BREATH IN' calmly through your nose...

With the kind of talent and confidence burnaboy has... He'll earn more than that soon. When you're so good at what you do, people won't have any choice than to seek you...

jrusky:
That is great congrats to you guys but that does not suppose t be any body problem. And 'm happy for the lady as I can see the joy in her face congratulation lady.

Please where are those boloks living in mansion in Lekki, Ajah, selfie maniac, pancake face packaging, madam Nollywood, sister blogger, aunt I worth this I worth that who has already *outlived marriage market value* and *consoling themselves in the jungle of loneliness* just in the name of *I'm looking Mr Angel* Una see una lives See how people with sense are engaging happily everywhere but you are nothing but selfie poser in every wedding and baby christening una see una lives Sorry ooo.

Even a lady in a wheelchair got marry, a lady who is blind got marry, dwarf got marry, poor ones got marry but Miss Millionaire Nollywood my foot and Sis Blogger still waiting for Angel Michael or Gabriel to come down and proposed to them you will wait till eternity anyway you already expired in marriage market already so no stress just keep it up with you overload face pancake to cover the wrinkles soon pancake will not be able to do the job again and there you are the reality has come to stay and the next we wil hear is I'm now a pastor or Oh I'm now Evangelist.

I really don't get o. No vex but, them dey give award for marriage? You marry for 2017 and another person marry for 2020. In 20 years time, who go give you special high table for meeting because na you first marry? You know how many divorce and broken homes dey out there? Bro, life is all about being happy, living a purposeful life and affecting lives. If not, them why are we here? To grow up, marry and die? Common... Marriage is a good thing, but it's not the sole reason we're on earth. I seek purpose and fulfillment. PS - No insult me o, i no insult you.

ffrreeee:
Congratulations
I still ask my husband why he didn't propose like this during our time. He just came around one day and said let's start making preparation for our wedding
I asked him, just like that? Aren't you proposing?
Then he said, what's the need? We v been dating for almost 3years and i know you love me, so why waste time on that childish act. Abeg start contacting the vendors. I was dumbfounded

We need more of your type of husband in our society. We as Africans are really losing our stands. The media now dictates how we live our lives. Tell your husband that sipsip respects him for being real to himself. And you, appreciate the fact that he's his own person.

Don't even know what the fuss is about this girl when we all know how she got to this level... She's just a cheap girl with a higher money price.

Lol... If they had just provided an alternate seat and explained they had a group talk or assignment or something... Maybe he would've allowed them. You don't talk to a man who knows his right from his left without first thinking of what you want to say. That guy reminds me of someone... Me.

Silentscreamer:
Tears of joy i think. Marriage is just overrated.

Not marriage, weddings.

Really unnecessary.

Wow... This is bad.

jozz:
God has just given u a good sign that he is not present there. That is a false church.Do not return to that church. Visit any kingdom hall of Jehovah s witnesses and experience genuine love. U can seat anywhere.

Thanks but naaa, i've been a christian all my life, i think i know a bible believing church when i see one. It was just a misunderstanding and a question of what is right and what should be right.

DEBJOCH1:
WHEN YOU CANT OBEY THE USHER YOU ARE SEEING, HOW WILL THEN OBEY GOD? EVEN IF THERE WONT BE ANY BODY SEATING ON THOSE SEATS, SINCE THE USHERS HAS ASKED OR PLEADED TO YOU TO GO TO THE NEXT CHAIR, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST OBEYED. PLEASE LEARN ON HOW TO MANAGE YOUR ANGER ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE THE HOUSE OF GOD.

It was not the next chair, it was the back seat. How does an Usher with natural human flaws compare to God? Learn to read the story well with understanding before you condemn.

hyfr:
The only reasonable song this guy dropped is just smoke some weed, after that no more cos he used all his sense for the song

Wrong Wrong Wrong! Just say you dont really know about him or his songs.

davidif:
Wow! You are so childish and petulant. Really? In the house of God? Na wa o

And that's all you have to say? Read your comment, did you make any sensible point one can gain from?

obstead200:
Ok lemme help u.
When a church reserve seat for protocol, that means such seats are reserved in case some VIP (governor, commissioner, ambassador, pastor from another church etc) visits the church. It will guarantee that they get a place to sit no matter how late they arrive. And the pastor would like to accord them some respect and maybe recognise them in the course of the service.

Now take that ur personality disorder, enter the nearest vehicle to bar beach, tie the disorder around ur neck (am sure it must be quite heavy) and then just jump into the ocean.

You were beginning to make sense initially oo. But obviously, that's where your sense stopped, initially.

haeyhins:
Hello sir,

I was taken by your story and had assumed that you came here to seek peoples' candid opinion about your action.

Am surprised you wana counter and haul insult at anyone who isnt saying that which you wish to hear. That alone is another disorder.

Jesus whom you went to worship, gave to caesar what belong to him, why not you? (Like you implied, the church wasnt even filled to capacity, meaning there were spare seats)...Thought we were taught to be christ-like....humility bestows honour..pride goes before destruction. TAKE HEED...Bless you!

No sir, I didn't insult no one. I only talked back at people who can't make their points known without being disrespectful. The spare seats were at the back. Places you'll only watch projectors for. I don't feel that. But I get you. Thanks.

LordofNairaland:
Don't mind that guy. That was how I was in a church on the invitation of a friend when the pastor entered with bodyguards (protocols). One of them pushed me out of the way (I was not obstructing the Pastor o). I grabbed him from behind and told him that next time he tried that nonsense with me, I will give him a slap that will make him run into the bush and become a madman forever. I raised my shirt and showed him my charm to let him know that I am a confirmed Ogun priest.

Hahaha. As hard as I find this hard to believe! It's super hilarious.

INDUSTRIALFAN:
sorry. I pressed the report button when trying to quote you.
anyways, I was here to say THUMBS UP MAN.... I attended Winners in Benin some months back and I realized no one is allowed to park in the big premises except Protocol whether you come first or not and it got me pissed. I am a Catholic but I attend other churches sometimes. I once attended House on the Rock in Lagos on the Island and on that particular day, Pastor Paul Adefarasin said sth that made me love that church the more and gladdened my soul. He said " This is God's own house. Not mine, not the rich, nor the poor. no one has a special seat except on the alter. If you want to have a seat in front on the church, you must come early to church. I don't care how much money you've got but of you come to church late and there isn't no seat in front, sit behind. No man is more important than the other in the presence of God." Damn.... That man earned my respect that day....

Wow.... Nice one bro. I feel you.