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Chai... $30, 500. Please OP, can they agree $30,000? If they can, i'll buy it. I need to use my remaining $500 for something... Abeg get back to me.

... And the name of the baby is... Niyi, Yomi, Samuel, the son of Cornelius. (NYSC).

ztanleechima:
So we can't ask girls... HAVE U EATEN? In Nigeria
again?
Me: Have you eaten?
Girl: Nope.. I am broke.. Don't even have food
stuff.. Right now.. I Borrowed my friend's phone
to chat with u.. No money to fix my phone.. N my school fee sef. I used It To do a business and they
cheated me.. I don't know how to get the money
back.. All my friends that I trust.. Disappointed
me.. And my body is doing me somehow.. I hate
sickness. Especially when I am broke.. And my
landlord is on my neck.. But I have raise half of my rent.. Still looking for who will help me with
half.. I hate this life.. N I don't want to disturb my
parents.. For money.. I know we not too close and
I don't want to look like I am a beggar but I really
need help now.. Anything u can send.. Will send
my account number to u now.. Or I can come for the weekend if u send t.p
Me: Chai.. Babe.. I just ask if u don chop o.. I
didn't ask what the problem of your generation
is.... No vex.. NA ME LOOK FOR TROUBLE

Hahaha Hahaha

fSociety:
You kids must think everything is a joke. This forum is fast becoming a huge disgrace. I spit on your conehead.

My friend shuut up your dirtie mouth there. Wanting to renounce your country and coming here for advise, how is that a serious or mature talk? Attention seeking people. I gave him the attention he was craving for.

La click la down on bended knees.

Get a calabash. Buy a bottle of palm oil, pepper. Get a Virgin mosquito, two white lace material and a green white green colour goat. Go to that roundabout close to your house at midnight and renounce. Finish.

Baba, just relocate to Ibadan and live like a king.

SirWere:
This drama never end





You can't win against Religious leaders in Nigeria. The masses do not want the truth. They never have. They want illusions and happy endings.

They protect the accuser but victimize the "victim".





She's fighting a losing battle.

I strongly believe you meant 'a lost battle'. Plus, obviously you've not been following the politics in Nigeria recently. You also come to conclusions too quickly. Relax...

Hmmm... Only someone who's been there knows.. I have, several times. What's the cause? You feel worthless? Got lots of dreams and haven't even done one, even though you're materially comfortable? Getting older and not even achieved anything scares you? I'll tell you how to go about it, if you honestly feel me what in particular gets you depressed. Trust me, you know what gets you there. We all do.

Lovely production... Whack track. I hate it when producers give their best like this and the artist is just, well, whack. Crazygod did justice to the beat. We should work together bro. I am the next big thing. Singles "'Demon" and ''Smoke" coming out soon!

Source?

Are they...

Best post in a long while. Salute to you Op.

kvngjesse:
Click LIKE if you want God to provide a car b4 before the end of this year. Click SHARE if you want God to provide millions of naira for you before the end of this year

You are either highly stuupid or just plain stuupiid. Here is an innocent unfortunate youth like you being talked about, instead of empathizing with his friends and family, you are looking for likes and shares? I have said it before, so many retarded and low self esteem youths are being produced in this country. Even if you're a child, I've seen children of 13 years act with a little bit more sense. Guy, in all things, get sense. And get it more abundantly.

Lol... Bro this isn't news na. Anyone that has been following Nigerians music well knows Tekno wrote and produced that song. The truth though is... Davido killed it. As in, he killed in. Even tekno won't have killed it like that.

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whywhyogun:
1)english is not the mother tongue of nigeria

2)how can you learn it? from nigerian schools? the pidgin one? or from the "UK education"? being a humble dog picking up your language crumbs without spunk to practise with the white race anything more than "good morning""yes""thank you".

3) the more you worship english, the more you look on it, the cheaper you are, being the fact that, you are not an english native speaker, which you can never be.

4) an international outcast, a vagrant, an orphan. you despise your own countrymen , who can not speak good english, but you yourself can not either. you dont identify yourself to be the same as your dumb and poor countrymen, but you are not a white. who are you ? where is your root?

5) if you are like me, you will feel better. at least my race could be on par with the english speaking race( i dont mean you) ,we need not to rush to learn english, as we may take it to be some tool to read literature works with. the only drive i have to master english, is to use it to read Dickens or Defoe. even under this precarious circumstance, i study my english pretty good.

6) as i said, better than your english, and that counts.

You just keep contradicting yourself... I won't dignify you with an answer again. You are so dump it surprises me. I am very sure the white men who made all the scientific advancements are surely not from your race. You lack that kind of brain. Now i realize you are a lost cause. So long... Have a nice day.

whywhyogun:
from a coutry 50 times stronger than nigeria, economically speaking ! check the data by yourself and find it out ！if talking about the comprehensive power, it could be 100 times stronger.

more civilzed and less relying on english . more tolerant for every opinion , which spirit i am trying to bring to this forum, by posting more open-minded threads.

and dont forget, the crux , the crucial point of our arguement is, whose english is better? pls dont divert to any other topic.

you dont need to know my nationality, we just compete our english.

Whose English is better? Now i feel like I have been educating a comedian all the while. Pathetic.

whywhyogun:
1)does any of my countryman take anything away from your country without payment? ... All your fathers did. Plus, I am not about your countrymen, I am about you as a person. Factory worker from abroad, speak for yourself.

2)we hop to africa , at least to bring a win win there. but what is your purpose of hopping to london(if you really have been to UK as you said)? to squander your parents' corrupted money? To study bro. To add more knowledge to the one I have. I agree, education does not determine happiness and success. But, You certainly don't even have any, more importantly you don't have a purpose to life. You will die an old, hopping about, sad factory worker.

3)Ethiopia was raped by italy, egypt was raped by britain,libya is raped by US.my country has nothing to do with these 3 african countries. State your country. Are you scared?

4) yes, black race have big peniis. i bet you are very proud of that. that is why you are so stupid. god is fair. I never even thought of pniss. You see why i call you shallow minded? See all you use a full God-given brain to think of?

5) there is only 1 black president in US, and this makes you proud like hell, so pathetic. US president is just a symbolic postion, and there are 10% black race in US, why not to contribute 10 presidents out of the former 100?

Lol.. I am not proud boy, I am just stating facts. You should debate more intelligently

I have a couple of 'white' boys who work in my firm. Some of them came under me. I always see the surprise and disgust in their eyes when they realize they have to answer to me. I am that guy that shows them pepper. Coming into my own country to disrespect my drive? Naaa. I don't take rubbish. I am very sure of this, you will always work under someone like me, even in your own country. Wherever that is.

whywhyogun:
sounds you are pretty jealous of the white skin, because in your eyes, they can live and prosper without toil. but suddenly you turn to detest the toiling of the white race, by saying "cheap company hire""wont bath""disgusting look"

white race, at least my race, are most hard working, and more intelligent than you. that is why we take the upper hand in your country. and we dont need your affection to us. we invest in your country, we hire you, we extort the majority of money away, and leave the small crumbs to you. and you survive, and keep on living on a lower level, but still continue your race. it is such a harmony. of course, we can not live without you, you are the source of money. but you can not live without us either, we are the source of money to you too.

Simple question man. Where are you from? If you can answer that, we continue. If you can't, well... I can't waste my intelligence on you, you are not even grateful I am educating you. I will have to stop. So answer.

Damn... These are the best pictures of soup i have ever seen. So real... So real... Ah. Na wa oo. No technology to make pictures a reality yet?

whywhyogun:
do you know how many employees in Shell, nigeria? do you know how much money paid for the small boys in Shell, nigeria? do you know if Shell withdraws , half of the nigerian economy will collapse? without white race, without the investment from the white race, black countries will die sooner than you were born. you are living on white race's charity and generosity.

we also welcome black race to invest in our country, it is a fair game. if any of you black man, has capability, or money, to invest in my country, you may come.

Lol.. Shell did not invest in Nigeria. Like every other oil firm, they came to explore. It's a win win situation. They take the oil, they pay. They even exploit the Niger Delta... I don't expect you to know all these, judging by your level of intelligence. All you know is to hop from one factory to another around Africa. But you still ain't grateful. Without the white race, we would have flourished. Ethopia, Egypt Libya (before your people spoilt everything), they are Africans. You are so dumb that even the computers you created are being used by others to dupe you. Your women keep looking for us like we are diamonds. You are always here talking about sex like some sex starved billy goat. Tell me what your own country have ever excelled in? Dummyyyy, even Obama is black! I'm happy you even finally classified yourself as a white loser.

whywhyogun:
1) at the first begining, you made fun of me by saying i should check more from dictionary

2) from the recent posts, you reveal your real hatred to me: because i am a white loser in your eyes

3) so , my point is: why didnt you make your point at the first beginning? you made me think you dont know how to debate.

4) is my enlgish not clear enough?

1. I didn't make fun of you. I educated you. You lack it.
2. I don't have hatred. lol. Its just that shallow minded people disgust me, black or white. You are the biggest example of that.
3. I didn't even know your tribe. I got to know you're not Nigerian from your unintelligent inability to compose yourself.
4. No Sir, your English is the worst i have ever heard. Please lets converse in your native tongue, if you even have any. You seem like a lost soul.

whywhyogun:
i am in another black country now. whenever i am in africa, i am always taking the upper hand. whenever my compatriots encounter you guys, we are not that party to feel inferior, if there must be such a feeling on one party. by the way, english is not the language of my master,because i dont have a master.

I have some cool, intelligent, calculative and purposeful white friends. I respect their drive. But there are those like you who have nothing to offer to the world. They know they can never amount to anything in their country so they hop around Africa and Asia, looking for gullible companies to employ them and at least give them a reason to live. I know your type. In your country, you are a nobody. Probably just a street tout who has no purpose. You come here with your disgusting look (you normally won't even have your bath regularly) and you form brave because one cheap company hires you as a factory man. lol. I feel for you. Challenge yourself man, go to your country and compete with others like you. Others who know their worth. Ok, now we even allowed you here, what contribution have you done to the world? I've told you, left for me alone, your skin is worthless. If that skin is worthless, what then remains of you?

whywhyogun:
see, you do know how to "debate". why did you satirize me by a paragraph interlarded with "dictionary"? why didnt you argue in this comparatively more sensible way? at least here you do make some points, although, you may find out your errors, no matter of grammar or of diction, surge, when you blubbler illogically.

Because the debate is being done with the English language Dummyy. Do you want us to do it in your 'lazy, not proud of, and looking for who to exploit' mother tongue?

whywhyogun:
during the last 2 years, i have been a master in nigeria. more than 300 black boys working in the company i served in, and i was directly in charge of 30 nigerian boys(some of them could be as old as your father). what i dont know of nigeria and black race? naive college boy, you are not even qualified to be hired by me.the more you sound being of dignity when talking about white race on internet, the more you are groveling before the native users of the language you worship and other white people.

ask yourself, which country extorts blood-and-tear money out of nigeria most? i am from that country. watch your mouth, turn you to be a colony again anytime we want.

Lol... Shallow minded individual. Which white country doesn't extort from Africa? You all are just a confused set of people. Why are you scared of saying which country you're from? I can bet I even know more about your people than you do, simply because by your words, i can deduce that you are not an intelligent person. Shakespeare, Mark Zuckerberg, Isaac Newton, Trump, Adolf Hitler... Those are amongst the few whites who really know their purpose. We can spot them anywhere. Those of them like you, A factory man is what you are and what you will always be. You will always be in charge of managing gullible black boys all your life. At a point, machines will be able to manage that and you will be out of job. You will have to go back to your country a beaten, sad and dejected fellow. Deal with that.

whywhyogun:
on any international website, such as Yahoo anwers, i could smell a black man is talking, by the way and the words he uses. i dont know why all the black men smell the same. just like your cultural symbol swagg pants, which could be found among any black community, your black pidgin english is prevelantly the same too.

i will let the written language go, because , you may refer any words you are not sure of to your "dictionary". how about your oral english? in light of my experienece, i have never had the honor to have a communication with a black man who has a vocabulary larger than 1oo words.

you take a job, you take a woman, you take a country, you take a lunch, you take a bed, you take everything. how marvelously you black mem expand the use of the basic english words. or maybe my poor english status dooms me to accompany with the lower part of black race, who have no more (and no less )education than you have.

My friend, you have actually met one of those black men who don't give a damn about you. I am Nigerian, I have been out of this country, I still love it in Nigeria. I had made my life and money here. I am comfortable. Why do i need one illiterate outsider to certify my existence? For all i know, you may not even have any basic education. You may even be one of those lazy, wretched white guys who has nothing to offer the world? You are on a Nigerian forum and spilling crap from your mouth. Left for me alone, I will drive out people like you out of my country cause your type are just pest to us. Whats you expertise apart from you skin? Obviously, Nothing.

whywhyogun:
among the colonies of Britain , african countries speak worst english. even indian guys do better than you guys.

compare you with americans? are you newly born ? do you have sense? english is not your mother tongue.

perhaps you may argue that, nigerian speak better english than Kenyan and Ghananian, and people from the other british colonies in africa. but dont you boast yourself out of your backward continent.

dont want to hit your confidence, but the truth is out there, black africa (not africa, i dont want to hijack north africa) is a bad learner, slow at everything. even your elites , who sent by their rich parents to "study" in US or britaiin, can not speak good english, without 5 or even more years being abroad, and they drastically relapse to what they used to be when they come back to nigeria, speaking pidgin again immediately.'

and how about the african american people? they can not even speak their mother tongue in a perfect way, compared with their white counterpart. english is not for black race, with simpler cranial structure.

You sound like a very bitter and pained person. This mother tongue you seem so proud of, tell us, where are you from? You cannot even mention it. Seems you're not so proud of it afterall.. But let me judge you by the irrelevant threads you keep creating, you're probably one of those illiterate white guys who have no formal learning but think their skin will pave the way for them. Those guys who don't do nothing than lazy around without any purpose... I met a lot of guys like you in the uk, silly, illiterate and uncultured. Living off their girlfriends...

whywhyogun:
1) as to grammar errors, you have more than I , it is I who would scorn your poor English, if I choose to.

2)only the slaves from the Britain colonies are proud of speaking what they assume to be good English

3)even I , who is not a subject from the "common wealth", can use English better than you, don't you feel any ashamed?

4)language is a tool , it will lose its utility if nonsense, such as what you said, is attached to it

5)don't make a fool of yourself, in front of some one who can speak better English, which happens to be the only thing you are proud of, by juggling your meaningless pidgin Nigerian English, to express pointless "opinions"

6)no matter by what kind of standard, you are inferior to me. if English is the criterion, you are definitely a trash, if compared to me.

7) if you are jealous of my capability to entertain this forum by diversified threads from different interest, you may post you own thread(s), and clothe what paucity in your mind with your "impeccable " English

probably you may speak 3 languages, 2 (useless)native ones, plus (average)English. if you start learning my mother tongue, you may have larger chance to jump out of your cesspool country.

ANSWERS.
1. Point out the errors and stop crying like a baby.
2. Americans speak English, Nigerians speak good English, Ghanaians, etc, and we were never slaves. Colonisation is different from slavery. I gave you this advise before, check your dictionary when you don't know.
3. Judging by your use of words, no you cannot. That's a big fat lie.
5. I really can't comprehend what you wrote here. Now I am feeling you are a bit high on something...
6. Inferior to you? Too much 'if' being used. I can't comprehend.
7. Check my profile bro... The records are there. Another lesson you should learn, research and do your homework before you state baseless assertions.
8. You're right here, first time ever. I know you must be proud. I do speak 3 languages. They are not useless, plus your mother tongue? Hmmm... Naaaa. Judging by your own inadequacies and insecurity, I will pass. I don't want such in my life.

Regards,

Sipsip.