₦airaland Forum

BluntCrazeMan:
You're a big mystery

FriendsAndFans:
Next time when you give them location, you stand a little far away and see what they look like before coming out..

you said you wanted to take hook-up girl to your house for sex. I guess you are new to the game because

Don't ever again try that

BABANGBALI:
same here, I no dey use my prick on naija babes again, now I use only my tongue. I don't want to be infected nor die before my time

Roboto11:
I only told the truth.

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

shortIGBOman:
I dey Ebinator Ozulogwu, for Nnewi South local Government. I know the East pass most IGBO.

IGBO women come too like me. I dey fvck anyhow for this side.

Roboto11:
But I didn't lie.

Your father at best had an NCE and at least 3 wives.

Your mom was the 2nd wife who quickly moved out of the house when wife number 3 showed up.

Your mom remarried but to an even worse husband.

Quickly, you gained acceptance on the streets, after all, that's all you know.

You started yahoo and brought your first car which you sold 7 months after when magazine no pay again.

3 years later, you hit again but night club and olosho no let you see road.

You and your 3 friends moved to a home in Ajah and always turn up and convince yourself about the deals Magbo and his boys pull.

You are at least 38 now and you've never had a career.

In 12 years, you would be 50.

Your life don finish.

Afamed:
Tommorow, if they give you the same treatment in the North or Lagos , you will begin to look for sympathy on social media

INDOMIE9090:
you keep trailing the foolish part of ojukwu .
I hope 15m niglet won’t perish this time around

Roboto11:
Mr. It is evident you come from a poor home, full of failures with extremely low self- esteem.

INDOMIE9090:
don’t come here to cry when shi like this hit front page

Roboto11:
Give it to me double how?
Am I the one running from the law?
Can you travel wherever you want, whenever you want?
Mumu x1000.

INDOMIE9090:
then the civilians should expect another burning

Roboto11:
E pain am.

Poverty stricken slowpoke trying to tell the rest of his ramshackle gang that you can only win when you are THIEF in this life.

Barawo.

Motor kill your papa.

Odin13:
By December any Tinubu cell in yorubaland must be uprooted and dia members brutally killed

The fat fool call Igboho should come down to Nigeria and carry ak fight..

Igboho will remain in prison till Tinubu and Afenifere do their worst

If dem no do .. he remains in.

If dem do …

We igbos will bomb west out of extinction

Devil punish yorubas

Odin13:
Wetin Una Dey wait naaa..

Make Una get serious and burn yorubaland .. Abi wetin else

Federal will bomb you bingos into stupidity

Those ragtag fools with shotgun

Wait naaa …

E go soon clear

Shebi Igboho wan bring war during election

Na Una meat vultures go consume ..

I double dare Tinubu and Afenifere to do their worst

Una brain dey for strength .. na why to reason dey hard Una

Make Una try rubbish and feel the heat of northwest and northeast

Nobody Dey beg Una ..

Abi you see federal government beg Una .. then hold Igboho make Una do Una worst

Careless

Odin13:
Oodua/ OPC must be fully eradicated from West ..

Told them Buhari is coming by November ..

This man still the beginning .. by November ending

Bomb go rain like e Dey be for northeast forest

Make no fool or bingo come online shout innocent igbo youth.

Or Devil go punish the idiot family properly

Odin13:
Oodua/ OPC must be fully eradicated from east ..

Told them Buhari is coming by November ..

This man still the beginning .. by November ending

Bomb go rain like e Dey be for northeast forest

Make no fool or bingo come online shout innocent igbo youth.

Or Devil go punish the idiot family properly

jikafo:
The south should stop buying agricultural produce from the north

chuose2:
Excellent, why not cut off the south then

Mapeca39:
Obi will fix the agricultural sector
#PO23

Sonyboom:
It is sire your n your entire household must rejoice once Obi is pronounced to ruled over you Lagos 8 more years.

Ireportlive:



Peter Obi is the 16th Commander in Chief of the Nigerian Armed forces, Incoming President of the Federal republic of Nigeria

Insha Allah