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2).WAYNE & COLEEN ROONEY: Coleen McLoughlin and Wayne Rooney grow up in the Liverpool suburb of Croxteth and start dating in their final year of school when they're just 16. They're thrust into the limelight after Wayne becomes England's youngest football player at just 17 years old. A few months later in October 2003, Wayne and Coleen get engaged when the footie star proposes with a £46,500 diamond engagement ring. 'When we first talked about getting married we did feel too young, but not anymore,' says Coleen. 'We want to spend the rest of our lives together and there's no stronger commitment than getting married.' However, a year later Coleen is devastated by Wayne's admission that he visited a brothel in 2002. 'Foolish as it now seems I did on occasions visit massage parlours and prostitutes,' he says in a statement. 'It was at a time when I was very young and immature and before I had settled down with Coleen.' In 2005, Coleen explains her decision to stay with her fiancé. 'The truth is, and I've never said this before, at that time in our relationship [when the story came out] I'd never even slept with Wayne,' she admits. 'I was only 16 and we weren't having that kind of relationship at that stage.' July 2008 sees Wayne and Coleen marry in an intimate ceremony in front of family and friends at a church in Portofino, Italy. They hold the reception on board a yacht. Coleen changes her surname to Rooney. The couple announce that they're expecting their first child in April 2009 and welcome son Kai that November. But their relationship is rocked again when it's alleged that Wayne paid 21-year-old Jennifer Thompson for sex while Coleen was pregnant. They manage to get over the claims and their second
boy Klay arrives in May 2013.

please note that WAGS means(Wives and Girlfriends)
1). DAVID & VICTORIA BECKHAM David Beckham meets Victoria Adams at a charity football match in 1997, where the then-Manchester United star is very impressed by Posh Spice. Their love story starts shortly after and they're soon nicknamed Posh 'n' Becks by the press. After less than a year of being together, the loved- up couple announce their engagement in January 2008. David proposes to Victoria with a £40,000 ring. The pair lived in numerous places throughout their relationship. In 2003, they move to Spain - where Cruz was born - when David signs for football club Real Madrid. In 2007, he's taken on by American soccer team LA Galaxy for £125 million and his family buy a $22 million mansion in Beverly Hills. Over the years, they embark on numerous joint business ventures and David supports Victoria as she becomes a successful fashion designer. They have four kids now.

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young2008: Good morning folks.
Pls who knows when and where CDS for Oshodi/Isolo holds?
And pls if u were rejected and u found another place, pls which local government will d person report to? D LG of ur NEW PPA Place or D LG of D place u were rejected.....
Urgent reply is needed.....
Mannylex, hisexcellencies, Ibulem, prixxy and co...

d 1 u wer rejected na

I am currently doing my service in a telecommunication company in lagos, I dunno if they will retain me or not but i think is unlikely. So I wanna start applying for job vacancies now. So my question is will they allow me to finish service & join them, ie if I successfully got 1. How do I go about the applications? Thanks..

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me too...

Chris Brown talked about the relationship he currently has with Rihanna for the second time in as many weeks in an interview with Access Hollywood. The X singer told the magazine himself and Rihannawill remain friends. ‘Me and her are friends. We have a great understanding, there’s no issues. We’ve been friends for almost 10 years and I don’t think that’s ever gonna change,’ he said. He continued: ‘I think for me it was more of a mature thing. What I portray in my music is all positivity and who I am as an artist is all positivity because in the world there is so much negativity on a day to day basis. He told Access Hollywood: ‘The past year has been God’s way of showing me what was necessary. You think you’re invincible and I needed to look at my life and see it. ‘I need to be more of a role model. I wanna be an icon for what I do with my talent. ‘I want to be legendary for what I do with my music not for what happens in my personal life.’ While he is going for a gentler approach these days, Chris admitted he still likes to party even when he is working. He said: ‘I didn’t write in jail. I need the vibe of the studio. I feed off people’s energies. I like to pack my studios with females because that’s my core audience. ‘I like to see their vibe so it lets me gauge if I am doing something right.’

This is shocking and strange. When i saw this, I was wondering, Could this be some powerful spiritual manipulation or what? Nawao! A 3yrs old gal??
What do u think pals??

shocks: I'm not much of a football fan but the OP really made my day with this one. Been laughing my head off! Seems this game is even more interesting off the pitch.

Good to hear I made ur day.

DMilanista: @ OP, Please help add comments from Maradona and Pele, and also Jorgen Klopp. These 3 got some hilarious comments.

1). Diego Maradona ( on his "hand of God goal" against England in World Cup 1986) "I was waiting for my teammates to embrace me and no one came... I told them, 'Come hug me or the referee isn't going to allow it'."
2).Diego Maradona(on his numerous kids): "My legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest are a product of my money and mistakes."
3).Diego Maradona: "God makes me play well. That is why I always make the sign of the cross when I walk out onto the pitch. I feel I would be betraying him if I didn't."
4). Jurgen Klopp ( On Bayern Munich) “Go through the world and find me a team who can finish champ7ions in the same league as Bayern. If we should finish second this summer, I’ll find a truck and drive it through my garden. If nobody will rejoice, I’ll do it alone.”
5).Jurgen Klopp ( On his approach in dealing with Mats Hummels Injury Crisis): “We will wait for him like a good wife waiting for her husband who is in jail.”
6) Pele: I sometimes lie awake at night and wonder why I am still so popular and, to be honest, I don't know.
7).Pele: “For 20 years they have been asking me the same question, who is the greatest? Maradona or Pele? I reply that all you have to do is look at the facts - how many goals did he score with his right foot or with his head?”

dotcomnamename: Jose Mourinho: ''Its now 2 years and still counting, i mean been trophyless''

Hahaha

chinex276: I never knew ian HOLLOWAY WAS A MORE TALKATIVE DAN MOURINHO.
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Now dis frm d special 1 himself...
JOSE MOURINHO after a former AS roma coach insulted him, asked about it he said:: "who is he, pls , wen i am on holiday i think i'll google his name 2 know who he is and what he has won"

Ian Holloway is d funniest manager trust me, during his press conferences journalists always fill d room cos of wat he ll say.

31). Diego Maradona ( on his "hand of God goal"
against England in World Cup 1986) "I was waiting
for my teammates to embrace me and no one
came... I told them, 'Come hug me or the referee
isn't going to allow it'."
32).Diego Maradona(on his numerous kids): "My
legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest
are a product of my money and mistakes."
33).Diego Maradona: "God makes me play well. That
is why I always make the sign of the cross when I
walk out onto the pitch. I feel I would be betraying
him if I didn't."
34). Jurgen Klopp ( On Bayern Munich) “Go through
the world and find me a team who can finish
champ7ions in the same league as Bayern. If we
should finish second this summer, I’ll find a truck
and drive it through my garden. If nobody will
rejoice, I’ll do it alone.”
35).Jurgen Klopp ( On his approach in dealing with
Mats Hummels Injury Crisis): “We will wait for him
like a good wife waiting for her husband who is in
jail.”
36) Pele: I sometimes lie awake at night and wonder
why I am still so popular and, to be honest, I don't
know.
37).Pele: “For 20 years they have been asking me the
same question, who is the greatest? Maradona or
Pele? I reply that all you have to do is look at the
facts - how many goals did he score with his right
foot or with his head?”
38). Brian Clough: "i can't even spell spaghetti,not talking of speaking italian.i don't know how to tell my italian players how to get the ball,if not,they might grab mine".

1) Eric Cantona (On receiving an 8 months ban after kicking a fan): "When d seagulls follow d trawler, it's because they think that sardines will be thrown into d sea".

2) Ian Holloway (After Ugly win against Chesterfield): “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”

3). Arsene Wenger (On chelsea's courting of Ashley Cole in 2005): " If pple com 2 ur window & talk to ur wife every nyt, u cant accept it without asking what's happening".

4).Liverpool's Bill Shankly: "Some pple believe football is a matter of life & death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude, I can assure it is much much more important than that".

5).Sir Alex Ferguson (on Arsene Wenger): " They say he's an intelligent man right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15yr old boy from d ivory Coast who speaks 5 languages!".

6).Ian Holloway (on having series of bad luck in matches): "Right now everything is going wrong for me. If I fell in a barrel of bo*bs, I'd come out sucking my thumb".

7). Gianluca Vialli: " When Manchester United are @ their best, I am close to Org*sm".
. Ian Holloway (On Arsenal's tiki-taka): " I watched Arsenal in d champions league d oda week playing some of d best football I've ever seen & yet they couldn't av scored in a brothel with two grand (£2000) in their pockets".

9). Newcastle's Kevin Keegan: "We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in d first half".

10). Brian Clough: " If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for 20mins talk about it & then decide I was right".

11). Ian Holloway (On Happiness): "I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger @ d start of a mating season".

12). Sir Alex Ferguson 2003 (On surpassing Liverpool's18th league title): "My greatest Challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge is knocking liverpool right off their f**king perch. And u can print that".

13). Former Dannish Football Manager Ebbe Skordah : "In Football Statistics are like miniskirts. They give u good ideas but hide the important things".
14). Ian Holloway: “I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.”

15). Former Man Utd's Manager Sir Matt Busby (On tactics): " It was a very simple team talk. All
I used to say was, whenever possible, give d ball to George Best".

16)Liverpool's Bill Shankly (on Everton's rivalry): " When I've got nothing better to do I look down d league table 2 c how Everton are getting along".

17).Ian Holloway (On commitment): " There was a spell in d second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth".

18) Sir Alex Ferguson (On kicking a boot into David
Beckham's face in 2003): "It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing!"

19). Scotland's Berti Vogts: "If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim".

20).Peterborough's Chris Turner: "I ve told the players we need to win matches so dat I can av d cash to buy some new ones".
21). Ade Akinbiyi: "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.
22).David Beckham: "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
23). Elbert Hubbard: "Watching football is like watching po*nography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
24). Ian Holloway ( His view about possession game): "If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy. "
25).Ronaldinho ( After winning world best in 2006): On being the best footballer in the World he said; "I don't feel that i'm the best at Barca. I know i'm important to the team, but the best, no, not really. I do what i can and others do things I can't.
26). Sir Alex Ferguson (On Manchester City) "Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour. You cannot do anything about that. They will always be noisy. You just have to get on with your life, put your television on and turn it up a bit louder."
27). Jose Mourinho: "The only thing that I want to say is that we are the best ones and in normal conditions we are more than the best ones. In normal conditions we will be
champions. In abnormal conditions we also will be champions"
28).Jose Mourinho (On chelsea owner Roman Abramovich): "If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league, and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt".
29). Claudio Borghi (A former Argentinian footballer and Chile's manager):

“Coaching Boca Juniors is like having sex with the windows open. You don’t get any privacy, ever.”

“Juan Roman Riquelme is a different kind of player, like a woman with three br*asts.”

“In football you can’t wait until you’ve conceded a goal before you start taking the game to the opposition. It’s like with women: if you go to a disco and see a stunning blonde you have to go after her, you can’t just wait until the end of the night or for the disco to close.”
30). Leeds' Howard Wilkinson: "There's only two types of manager. Those who've been sacked and those who will be sacked in the future".

yetunde01: Mine is on Sunday. Hope to see you then #southwest

shun dat southwest stuff, I did mine today & m southwest

I dey account now oo. Any 1 here at camp

Hopefully he ll get our season back on track. cant wait to c him & rooney combine. its gonna b devastating

debygirly: Wich sch?

MOUAU

dedarkman: Sort code : 058237016 UMUAHIA 6 Aba Road, Opp. FMC Umuahia UMUAHIA ABIA

Please confirm the address o to know if it's the bank u want

Thanks its d address.

pls who can help me with GTBank sort code @ 32 aba rd umuahia off akanu ibiam rd. Thanks

berryB: Since this no camping ish started, i hv been soo pissed that I hv been reading d gist here without commmenting..I hv recovered small from that shocking news. So who will be travelling from owerri?..abi all the eastern pple here na anambra boiz n gurls

Am travelling from abia

.I discovered its only Etisalat cos I cant chat with my friend using d line. Buh oda networks are perfectly fine I think, I browse with airtel though.

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. Michael Jordan

omo mak una c wetin ebola cause o

Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location. The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.” A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash… Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.

360command: How much would a male and female pup cost?

I do sale d Rottweilers btw (50-60k) buh when their is bad market I sell them 40k. Alsatians can cost as low as 25k.

onatisi: Please try to make sure that dog is well fed .make its meal very rich in protein . And always give it lots of water. 13 puppies no be wasa ooo . Thanks

Thanks, I feed them twice a day.

fiftynaira: Congrates bro... U don make am... 13 pups no be come chop!! Lota moni man

Thanks

nekaa: 13 puppies is a whole lot, you might want to help out with hand feeding the little ones so they can look healthy all together. My own dog never had more than 8 and we still hand fed. Good luck with ya new job.

Infact two of my dogs gave birth same week, d oda (Alsatian) gav birth to 7. I feed them with Nan milk twice a day esp the one dat had 13 cos not all d puppies got to feed from the mum. Its so tiring, but its fun afterall. This one is my alsatian dog he gav birth on 31st july.

fiftynaira: Y urs is giving birth me dey chop mine!!

Jeez! av neva don dat b4. I hope one of my dogs doesn't catch u, u ll regret watching the highlight.

fckmn24seg: No wonder, guiness stout fed dog, mine local dog gave birth to 6 puppies may be because it is not a beer addict

I use dat to keep the puppies warm, d concrete floor is so cold.

My brown Rottweiler just gave birth to 13 puppies . All of them are still alive and healthy. She gave birth to 12 in her last birth. Am so proud of her, so my fellow nairalanders, hw many puppies have ur dog given birth to at once and which specie was that. Thanks