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Forum Games › Re: The 11 Riddle Challenge by SirDavico(op): 3:37pm On Jul 10, 2016

oluwafreshkid:
1: CU
5; clock
8: rat
11: bear bear

1^1/2 Over 4

Romance › Re: I Am Ready For Marriage But I Am Confused. Please EPP! by SirDavico(m): 3:03pm On Jul 10, 2016

AVRecruit:
very good response....

best response on nairaland!!

I'm flattered

Forum Games › The 11 Riddle Challenge by SirDavico(op): 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2016

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THE 11 RIDDLE CHALLENGE

Let's see those who're masters in the art of riddles.

I know NLanders are Super smart

Here comes the challenge:

1. I came first in class and I am in college. My father is first in university. He is foremost in understanding and exclusive in wisdom and knowledge. Who am I, and who is my father?

2. It is part of you. It can look like a snake. What is it?

3. What do men have in their trousers that women normally do not have?

4. What does everyone have, but no one can lose?

5. I can't sleep, I can't eat. I can't wait for anyone, even if I wanted to, neither can I turn back to meet anyone. What am I?

6. The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?

7. The more you look, the less you see. What is it?

8. Snakes love me. Humans love and hate me. But cats hates me. What am I?

9. The surrounding is always silent when I die. What am I?

10. I am like a terrible immortal. I am terrific. My comrade is lightening. I devour without warning. My most vulnerable victim is it that shares the same initial with me. What am I, and what's my most vulnerable victim?

11. What's the orthographic difference between nanny goat and billy goat?

Now, let's roll!

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Romance › Re: I Am Ready For Marriage But I Am Confused. Please EPP! by SirDavico(m): 1:34pm On Jul 10, 2016

ernesty20:
i mean i wanna marry a virgin girl

Eh, eh, ok.

Goodluck with that....

Even as a virgin, I can marry a non virgin if I love her.

Simple as that.

Romance › Re: I Am Ready For Marriage But I Am Confused. Please EPP! by SirDavico(m): 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2016

ernesty20:
me too..

Teamvirgins

Stop contradicting yourself

Romance › Re: I Am Ready For Marriage But I Am Confused. Please EPP! by SirDavico(m): 8:36am On Jul 10, 2016

ernesty20:
i dnt want to marry an expired lady.. Who go buy an expired product? Even u too won't marry a lady u first fuccked.. Talk true

I don't need to answer that cos I fear the LORD

#TeamVirgins

Romance › Re: I Am Ready For Marriage But I Am Confused. Please EPP! by SirDavico(m): 11:37am On Jul 09, 2016

ernesty20:

I've modified it. Great epp I got for you undecided

Romance › Re: I Am Ready For Marriage But I Am Confused. Please EPP! by SirDavico(m): 11:13am On Jul 09, 2016*

Go and marry those ladies u've f**ked.

You're looking for a Godfearing Lady?

So who'll marry those you've messed up?

Nonsense. undecided

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Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 8:18am On Jul 08, 2016

emazion:
. what if there now use that as a criteria in gaining admission n now dat there av approve 2000k for the screening exe? that was what i was ask yesterday.

That was the general fear in the first place. But the school asked for it, so It wouldn't be wise to disregard it's directives.

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 1:50am On Jul 08, 2016

Temtopy:
guy pls ow did u do it? av not been able to edit mine

Just login, click on application record, fill in ur bank details,
you might also want to check the box for photo confirmation and click on finally submit. A notice page will show up. Confirm that u really want to submit, and you're done.

Education › Re: Why Jamb.gov.ng Might Be A Fake Site by SirDavico(op): 11:11am On Jul 07, 2016

Rilwon:
My own concern is, all those media reporting this news are not quoting any Jamb or Fg representative, they are all quoting from premium reporters. I still await Jamb to validate it in other not to be over excited or afraid of this policy.

That is true

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 11:04am On Jul 07, 2016

IamLukas:
No be money dey yab man?
No be my mates dey school overseas

All those old men wey dey use my future play basketball na holyghose fire go burn them!!!

Chisus! Take it easy o!

Education › Re: Why Jamb.gov.ng Might Be A Fake Site by SirDavico(op): 10:14am On Jul 07, 2016

Sorry guys! I now know the site is real... Just did a tour of the site.

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 9:44am On Jul 07, 2016

Finally edited my account. When are they starting the refund sef sad

Romance › Re: He Would Not Listen To His Wife, Then She Did This. by SirDavico(m): 12:38am On Jul 07, 2016

''Advices'' like these are the reasons why divorce is so rampant nowadays.
SMH sad

Romance › Re: Ways To Stop Procrastinating by SirDavico(m): 12:07am On Jul 07, 2016

Nice

Romance › Re: 11 Types of Men In the Nigerian Dating Scene by SirDavico(m): 11:39pm On Jul 06, 2016

Number 11 does exist, believe me

Education › Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by SirDavico(m): 7:52am On Jul 06, 2016

Mine would be
4. I think I should have been the president of the Latecomers Association grin

although I'm not always late

But I come late Often grin

8. Hian! Shey reading na reading ni? Yeah, I love to read, but not my school books oh. I'd rather read something much more interesting than boring math or copious pysics or chem grin

I only read school books during Tests and Exams

And trust me, I was one of the best in the whole school

15. Reading novels. Yeah, I was the dude who don't joke with novels, and till date, I still am

16. Sleeping sad

***Covers face*** this one is sweet sha, make I no lie

I always sleep in class whenever I spend the previous night watching 'films' wink

and trust me, I do that often grin

but I don't sleep during lessons sha

Can't wait to get into the versity sad

Baba God, please pick up my call

Education › Re: Why Jamb.gov.ng Might Be A Fake Site by SirDavico(op): 4:37pm On Jul 05, 2016

awesomeDiva:
www.financialwatchngr.com/category/education/

awesomeDiva:
thenationonlineng.net/jamb-releases-guidelines-admission/

awesomeDiva:
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=270290693330725&id=102751933417936&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.270290693330725%3Atl_objid.270290693330725%3Athid.102751933417936%3A306061129499414%3A3%3A0%3A1470034799%3A-8363195699398237441

Will check 'em out. Thanks.

Education › Re: Why Jamb.gov.ng Might Be A Fake Site by SirDavico(op): 4:34pm On Jul 05, 2016

Richiez:
with a domain name ending with .gov.ng? If your assertion were true, JAMB would have noticed it and warned candidates to steer away from the site

Quite true. But JAMB should have listed it as one of it's sites.

And here lies the doubt as to it's credibility.

Education › Re: Why Jamb.gov.ng Might Be A Fake Site by SirDavico(op): 2:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

awesomeDiva:
its all over the media house. Nation newspaper, premium reporters, NTA, countless radio stations

U sure about that?
A link would be very helpful.
Thanks

Education › Why Jamb.gov.ng Might Be A Fake Site by SirDavico(op): 1:48pm On Jul 05, 2016*

Goodday Nairalanders.

Honestly, I don't think http://www.jamb.gov.ng is a genuine website of JAMB. For all we know, it might be some peeps trying to draw traffic to their site, even going to the extent of creating such document that's been circulating online. Let me ask, has anyone seen the news on TV?

Well.... I'm not saying it's fake, i'm saying it might be fake. Why do I say that? Because in all JAMB's brochures i've checked, there're only three websites:

http://www.jambonline.org

http://www.jamb.org.ng

http://www.jambng.com

So let's all take every news with a pinch of salt.

Panic or over excitement is the last thing you'd want in this period of suspense.

So stay cool.

Thank you

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 1:43am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
Nyt nyt

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 1:31am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
Oya na chief executive omoita

I think I'm feeling drowsy.
It's always a pleasure reading ur mentions

Sweet Dreams

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 1:23am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
Awwww oya tear rubber pump ehn fire pass buggatti im touched can i b ur assistant wife

No

You can be the CEO

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 1:16am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
Let me pump u if i flatter u i can pump u
Asin love-vendor my boo

You can't pump me na

I should be doing the pumping grin

But my pump is still brand new...

I'm saving it for some special day cheesy

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 1:05am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
Thats how u make me feel
Wen im with u

Don't flatter me , biko

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 12:55am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
On ur mark get set let us go
Heavenly race i no go tire

LOL!

I'm speechless

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 12:50am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
Av read it oya d concept is for wife materials oya na im ready

For me?

Aww...

Oya let's go there...

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 12:35am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
No o lemme read

Ok...that's alrite.

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 12:11am On Jul 05, 2016

halfricanadian:

Have u read the article?

Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by SirDavico(m): 11:52pm On Jul 04, 2016

halfricanadian

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