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Foreign AffairsRe: The Obama Family At The Beginning Of Obama's Presidency And Now by SirDavico(m): 12:04am On Jun 16, 2016
MrCow:
wow, those girls die. BTW, is Obama having is bath with dudu osun or why the grey hair,

se na the world problem come bleach him hair.... choi, hmm
grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: The Obama Family At The Beginning Of Obama's Presidency And Now by SirDavico(m): 12:00am On Jun 16, 2016
DaBullIT:
He be like say dem those pikins dey chop supplements or fertilizer


In Nigeria , 18 year old pikin dey be like the pikins for the first picture




Wicked! grin
CrimeRe: Yabatech Student Assaulted In Oshodi Bus By 8 Men by SirDavico(m): 11:44pm On Jun 15, 2016
I saw this on facebook yesterday. It was really heart rending and infuriating. But I thank God for sparing her life.

Say no to crime

Say no to bestiality.

Say no!

Thunder fire their yansh!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 6:57pm On Jun 15, 2016
Pls I'm in Benin, and I don't have bank account. How do I go about it? Also, is it ok if I study with only past questions?
CelebritiesRe: Fathia Balogun Rocking Her Bald Hair by SirDavico(m): 10:41am On Jun 15, 2016
Nonsense! This petty topic hitting FP? There're lots of FP worthy topics on NL which NL mods Ignore. I'm really dissatisfied. Mr. Seun please call ur mods to order!
RomanceRe: The Merry Go Round by SirDavico(op):
Round 4



Shey them say phyno fyno

bla bla

But them nor talk say me I fine pass o

haha cheesy

Shey na because he get money

gaga

Abi na because he's popular

baba

Abegi, na who the guy epp o

nana

Even me sef, na who I epp o

haha grin

Me I was strolling on my own o

jeje

When I saw this really bonny lassie

nana

She was really bonny o

bobo

Her boobs were like water mellons

gba gba

Even her backyard

gaga

Mehn, she's got a killer ass o

baba

My ballies cum dey clap for her

kpa kpa

My dickie cum rise in standing ovation

gaga

'Cause she was really sexy o

gba gba

The type of curves she's got o

baba

Oboy na hour glass e be o

gaga

I was feeling like James Bond o

baba

Whilst she was doing some shakara

lala





to be continued
RomanceRe: The Merry Go Round by SirDavico(op): 9:29am On Jun 12, 2016
Round 3


Mehn this life get as e be o

bla bla

Poor man dey suffer , e nor get money

kaka

Rich man get money dey spend am

gra gra

Shey na him money na, e nor concern you

kaka

I wonder why e be like this o

baba

'Cause na the same market them dey enter nau

rara

If people laf you my broda

gba gba

Make you nor ku ku mind them at all

kaka

If them judge you, sister

bla bla

Make you nor mind them at all

kaka

Shey na them beta pass nau

rara

Abegi na who know tomorrow

kpa kpa.

Oweniwe is my e-paddyman o

bobo

He's also my ethnic broda

gba gba

Shey you sabi argue political

baba

He's also got good writing skills

gaga

Guy me I dey feel you

now now

SirDavico doffs his hat for a countryman

Aye!...

RomanceRe: The Merry Go Round by SirDavico(op):

Round 2



So i'm lying on my bed o

jeje

I been typing on my phone o

now now

Me I just wanna sleep o

baba

Body nor be firewood nau

kaka

But this thing e dey sweet o

gaga

Shey you peeps been viewing this

now now

And you been smiling silly

lala

Or are you shaking your head

gra gra

Maybe like Igbudu monkey, o boi,

hehe...

Shey you been grinning now like a cheshire cat

lala

Me I dunno anything o

now now

'Cause I gotta sleep off

Iyowa!...
RomanceThe Merry Go Round by SirDavico(op):
THE MERRY GO ROUND




Round 1




So I'm gonna be posting here

gaga

And I know you guys gonna be loving it

gba gba

This one nor be poem o

kaka

Make you nor go recite o

lala

E nor be song o

rara

Make you nor go chew mouth my guy,

hehe...

Shey you think say na story

baba

Bro e nor be like that o

kaka

Come, lemme tell you what,

bobo

This one na merry go round,

Aye!...
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Signs Amodu Shuaibu Condolence Register by SirDavico(m): 10:19pm On Jun 11, 2016
kayabd:
i hope he won't b d next to die
spidey77:
Hmm in ds days of dying after signing anodas register...iara warn am oooo
i knew someone was gonna bring this up. Nairalanders sef
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 10:07pm On Jun 11, 2016
Ok make I go start to read o!
RomanceThe Story Of A Teenage Girl by SirDavico(op): 5:35pm On Jun 11, 2016
THE STORY OF A TEENAGE GIRL



She turned sixteen, he called her 'sweet'

Her breasts were full, her hips were out

Her face was smooth, as bright as light

He always promise to make things right.




They dated for months, and she felt high

The days of reckoning was dangerously nigh

Then she got late and started to sigh

Fear crept in, if only she could fly.



She told him the news, he turned to buzz;


Have an abortion, you have nothing to lose.

Feeling trapped and caught, she turned to snooze

And cried all she could

Father blamed mother out of the blues.

Her life was ruined, she has no clue,

If she was so sweet, where is he now?


---------> Adapted from the novel, ''The story of a teenage girl''
LiteratureRe: 30 Days Of Poetry Season 2, Day 11, Life's Burden (pix Inside) by SirDavico(m): 2:21pm On Jun 11, 2016
Touching








Concise












moralistic













Cognitive









Me likey cheesy
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: An Attempted Hyperrealistic Drawing Of Wole Soyinka By Victor Onowori by SirDavico(m): 10:08pm On Jun 07, 2016
Wow. Nice.
RomanceRe: these questions need answers ASAP by SirDavico(m): 6:00pm On Jun 07, 2016
1. She probably shot her husband with a toy/ water gun while they were having fun in a pool.
2. They played 6 games. 1 game was nullified.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by SirDavico(m): 4:07pm On Jun 07, 2016
JideSM:
The Callerfeel service allows you express yourself through short messages that will appear on your callers phone screen when they call your line. It can be however be deactivated by sending STOP to 50016. Thank you
Wow. All done. Thanks. cheesy
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by SirDavico(m): 10:54am On Jun 07, 2016
oweniwe:
You are indirectly saying the N25 night bundle has been stopped ... Isokai...

But its criminal for mtn to deduct money for services it knows it will not provide ... The reason why are so blatant with such frauds is because they know nobody will sue them...

But I tell you one day, bush meat will catch hunter.

Thief people. angry
Bush meat will catch hunter grin grin
Hehehe....
Funny dude cheesy cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by SirDavico(m): 10:46am On Jun 07, 2016
MTN has been deducting my airtime for a service I never, I repeat, I NEVER subscribed to! Who caller feel don epp? MTN na big thief! Can someone please tell me how the devil I got subscribed to this bleepin' service?! I need to bleep my way outta this bleepin' service called caller feel. Someone should please epp me
FamilyRe: Incredible Photos: How A Child Is Born by SirDavico(m): 10:23am On Jun 07, 2016
oweniwe:
I can't wait to give my wife "belle "...!!.. cheesy
Me too grin
Music/RadioRe: Ladies Flaunt Cleavages At South-African Music Awards by SirDavico(m): 11:39pm On Jun 04, 2016
And some men at scene
Where eyeing the hoes
Tho the walls of Jericho
Don fall down flat grin
EducationRe: Jamb: The Gradual Change by SirDavico(m): 7:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
This is Good. But then, what's next? Do I sit at home and wait to be notified of any admission offered to me?
EducationRe: Scrap Post-utme; Scrap JAMB; Scrap UTME; Then, Let's Do This: by SirDavico(m): 6:57pm On Jun 03, 2016
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Ok, kontinu grin
EducationRe: Jamb 2016: A Failure Or A Failure? by SirDavico(m): 6:35pm On Jun 03, 2016
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EducationRe: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by SirDavico(m): 11:37pm On Jun 01, 2016
This can't be real.









It's photoshop






My Opinion.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Returns Back To Nigeria,Given A Lovely Welcome(photo) by SirDavico(m): 10:43pm On Jun 01, 2016
Ohammadike:
Zombies said he was hiding in Ivory Coast.Even bubu with his dull analogue brain knows GEJ is untouchable
LWKMD! Analogue brain! grin grin grin hehehehe....
RomanceRe: Help! A Dwarf Lady Is Tormenting Me. by SirDavico(m): 11:55am On Jun 01, 2016
David25:
you forgot to include the part where you exchanged phone numbers? nice try
My thoughts exactly grin
Nigga can lie ehn!
RomanceRe: How Many Guyz Can Do This,, Matured Mind Only....pls by SirDavico(m): 9:57pm On May 31, 2016
Ehh?






Girl?


















Kini?











Shaving?
















No shaking grin
RomanceRe: How Many Guyz Can Do This,, Matured Mind Only....pls by SirDavico(m): 9:57pm On May 31, 2016
Ehh?






Girl?


















Kini?











Shaving?
















No shaking grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What I Did To A Disrespectful Passenger Today by SirDavico(m): 10:28pm On May 30, 2016
cheesy

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