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Politics › Re: Must See: check Out What A Facebook User Posted. by SirDavico(op): 7:40am On Mar 07, 2016

U a UNIBEN Aspirant?

Politics › Must See: check Out What A Facebook User Posted. by SirDavico(op): 3:18am On Mar 07, 2016

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!

1. With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80. Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150.

2. With Corruption dollar was N80. Without Corruption dollar is N400.

3. With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff. Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity with 45% increase in tariff.

4. With Corruption keke to my house takes N50. Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100.

5. With corruption small indomie was N30. Without Corruption small indomie is N60

6. With Corruption bag of rice N8,500 without
Corruption N14,000.
The list can go on and on but I just have to end
it and take a stand now......
# IStandWithCorruption
# BringbackourCorruption
# BuharibringbackNigeria
# BringbackNaira
If with Corruption things were affordable & without Corruption extremely expensive!!!
Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we sincerely need Corruption in this Country.
Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3, then now it's only 2.
Fellow Nigerians, In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" No fish at this Time...
Laughssss. Hahahahaha!

Source:https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=812775628850596&id=100003544980321&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6259124475151554866%3Amf_story_key.-6407867123964656457&__tn__=%2As

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Literature › Re: Faceless By Amma Darko by SirDavico(m): 11:02pm On Feb 25, 2016

SlimOpsy:
do u still have it

Not mine. A friend's

Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Things To Avoid When Evangelizing/sharing The Gospel by SirDavico(m): 11:06am On Feb 07, 2016

holluwai:
Looks like you haven't experienced Jehovah witnesses before. They'll broke all these 5 rules and still smile..... Mehn!!!!!

That's a Lie.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by SirDavico(m): 9:34am On Feb 07, 2016

grtfem:
Biblically, honour your father and your mother that your days may be long on the land your Lord God give unto you ....?.

Honour here means ''respect'' and ''Obey''. Not ''bowing down in Obeisance''. Don't twist the scriptures.
By the way, why did Jesus not bow before the devil? King Herod? Pontius Pilate? Why did the apostles not bow before the council? BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A VIOLATION OF GOD'S LAW. When the Prophet Daniel in awe,fell on his knees before the angel of the Lord, What did the angel Say? He asked Daniel not to bow before him, because he is not God.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by SirDavico(m): 9:16am On Feb 07, 2016

arresa:
Your personal belief is a reflection of your imported religion, it has zero bearing on our history and culture.

Cherish and respect what's yours instead of other people's hand me down.

Japan is a great power today and never relinquished their Shinto religion for anybody...

Are u saying we shouldn't uphold the authority of the bible huh

That we should remain Ogun worshippers huh

Or twin Killers huh

Or cannibals huh

Or Human sacrificers huh

I don't think so

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by SirDavico(m): 9:15am On Feb 07, 2016

MayorofLagos:
When you enter Vatican, the first call of respect is a prostration onvthe dais infront of Pope.

Is your bible different from Pope's Bible?

Actually, catholicism has been so tampered by ancient Roman Pagan doctrines that it is no longer pure. That was one of the major reasons for the reformation/ protestant movement. Plain Idolatry if u ask me. Case closed.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by SirDavico(m): 9:04am On Feb 07, 2016*

arresa:
Your personal belief is a reflection of your imported religion, it has zero bearing on our history and culture.

Cherish and respect what's yours instead of other people's hand me down.

Japan is a great power today and never relinquished their Shinto religion for anybody...

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by SirDavico(m): 8:51am On Feb 07, 2016*

Rossikk:
That is IF you believe that God had ANYTHING to do with the Bible. There is ZERO PROOF that He did.

Don't be cynical. Take a close look at bible prophecies; Their prediction and fulfilment. Who cound so accurately predict world-impacting future events? Only the Almighty! Consider the fall of Babylon, for example. God said no one wonld ever inhabit babylon after her destruction(Isaiah13:20) What do we see today? In the site where babylon used to be, about 50 miles south of Baghdad, Iraq, there are just ruins. No one lives there till today. What does that tell you huh

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by SirDavico(m): 11:21pm On Feb 05, 2016

Progressive01:
The Yorubas have such rich cultural heritage. I must admit I envy them a lot in this regard.

Culturally, It's a good custom. But Biblically huh

.....''........thou shalt not bow to them, nor serve them'' That was the first commandment of God. My opinion tho, No offence to the Yoru tribe. Y'all have my kudos...

Celebrities › Re: Koredo Bello And Tiwa Savage In Romantic Photos by SirDavico(m): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2016

dayoungmoney1:
Just 3 post and this shit is on front page because it's a yeyebrity topic. if na good educational topic now mods go close eyes. I smh for nairaland!

The thing vex me nor be small.....

Education › Nairalanders Pls Help! Mature Advice Needed. by SirDavico(op): 1:26pm On Feb 05, 2016*

Sorry, this post has been removed.

Romance › Re: 10 Amazing Facts About MEN by SirDavico(m): 12:14am On Feb 05, 2016

No. 3 so untrue. No. 5 take my concur[b][/b][color=#990000][/color][b][/b] grin

Celebrities › Re: 8 Nigerian Celebrities And The American Stars They Resemble [photos] by SirDavico(m): 11:08pm On Feb 04, 2016

Tonto and Kim k huh

?? I just dae laugh each time I look dat pic....BTW Peter and Usher killed it[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] grin

Business › Re: 10 Kinds Of Business That Can Bring You Millions In Nigeria This Year. by SirDavico(m): 9:02pm On Feb 04, 2016

Transport and haulage biz are also gr8.

Science/Technology › Re: The Look Of The Entire Universe In One Picture -awesome! by SirDavico(m): 5:44pm On Jan 31, 2016

vicraven:
damn! im one of those black dots

Aha! Actually, those dots are planets.....

Crime › Re: Photo Of The Nigerian Undergraduate Jailed For 24yrs For N25m Internet Scam by SirDavico(m): 11:31pm On Jan 25, 2016

baralatie:

24 years!!

Wasted!

TV/Movies › Re: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by SirDavico(m): 8:10pm On Jan 13, 2016

Legend of the seeker

TV/Movies › Re: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by SirDavico(m): 8:07pm On Jan 13, 2016

buzquet:
rush hour. Jakie Chan and Chris Tucker

Ahhhh! Love that. Been looking for the part 4

Jokes Etc › WELCOME TO NIGERIA ; Mostly Written In Pidgin by SirDavico(op): 10:05pm On Jan 12, 2016

WELCOME TO NIGERIA

1* Where Citizens criticize
government on daily basis

2* Where any problem in the
country ' Na government fault'

3* Where all misfortune in a family ' Na witch cause am'

4* Where 'only science students are smart'

5* Where all Fathers 'Always came first in class'

6* Where the strongest alcohol, is also the cheapest (''Push-me-I-push-you'')

7* Where all metal items are iron; aluminium basin = iron basin; aluminium bucket = iron bucket; silver spoon = iron spoon ; Brass button= iron button... you name it...

8* Where Kickboxing is the most preferred dispute settler

9* Where citizens patronize foreign products more than Local ones

10 * Where Kettle will call a pot black

11* Where 'Expo' is bad only when you're not concerned

12* Where SSCE Holders employ PhD Holders (Chai!)

13* Where police can make a dumb man scream: ''I go talk! I go talk!! Abeg stop!''

14* Where Oyibo dey fear common tiny Mosquito.

15* Where any small thing 'Na insult'

16* Where you will find churches with names like 'SATAN OWN DON KPAFUKA EVANGELICAL MINISTRY'.....'SATAN GO RUN 4-40 BIBLE CHURCH'

17* Where C.I.D fit make blind man say he see the devil himself with em koro-koro eye.

18* Where the leaders of yesterday are the leaders of today
19* Where garri has no advert but sells more than rice

20* Where bush meats are praying for a deliverer

21* Where a poor babalawo will promise a man great riches

22* Where some politicians don't know the complete National anthem

23* Where people always repeat words; 'waka-waka' ; 'looku-looku' ; 'Scatter-Scatter'...you name it...

24* Where people celebrate more during burial than during birthdays

25* Where 'olodos' can graduate with first class

26* Where citizens love ''Oyibo'' Country more than theirs.

27* Where people love insulting others online

28*Where boredom fit make person post trash

****Abeg I am bored******

So nor be only you go laf.....Add yours make I laf too....

****Oya, let the fun begin****

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Sayings by SirDavico(m): 1:15am On Jan 12, 2016

So funny, but true. The last quoke got me laughing. Nice post, Op. wink

Jokes Etc › Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by SirDavico(m): 12:51am On Jan 12, 2016

I laugh in Swahili!

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Quotes Enjoy!!!!! (compilation) by SirDavico(m): 12:33am On Jan 12, 2016

tubouncen:
No2: caught my eye... Lolz

Chai! LOL...

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Quotes Enjoy!!!!! (compilation) by SirDavico(m): 12:30am On Jan 12, 2016

FTC.....Op Nice One.

Romance › Re: 20 FACTS About NIGERIAN Guys. by SirDavico(m): 11:20pm On Jan 11, 2016

Gidoka:
REFLECTIONS!!! Buffalos kill 7 people every year. Lions kill 500 people every year Hippos kill 800 people every year. Spiders kill 5000 in people every year. Scorpions kill 7000 people every year. Snakes kill 10000 people every year. Guess what? Mosquitoes kill 2.7 million people every year. The smallest are the deadliest. Small 'sins', hardly noticed by many, are the most deadly to your spiritual life. Avoid excuses for not praying and allotting few moments of your day to your creator. Sins of omission are just as deadly as sins of commission. White lies, gossiping, small lies, are committed more frequently and are deadly. Mind those little compromises that you do daily. They are the ones that will bring your downfall. Successful people have two things on their lips, "Smile and silence". Smile can solve problems, while Silence can avoid problems. Sugar and salt may be mixed together but ants reject the salt and carry away only the sugar. Select the right people in life and make your life better and sweeter. If you failed to achieve your dreams, change your ways not your Creator. Remember, trees change their leaves, not their roots. You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Haters will see you walking on water and say it's because you can't swim. Even if you dance on water, your enemies will accuse you of raising dust. Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your own hands. Remember, don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

True talk! True talk!!

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Literature › How Would You Rate This Unseen Poem? Must Read. by SirDavico(op): 10:22pm On Jan 11, 2016

THIS LIFE

This Life!

What hath mine eyes not beheld?

What hath mine ears not heard?

Wonders upon wonders have I
beheld

A plentiful lot have I heard

Of Friend betraying Friend

No longer doth trust abide;

Like snowflakes in summer

Like moon at noon

Is real trust and loyalty in this Iife.

What abominable lot hath I heard

Of father knowing daughter

Of mother knowing son

Cursed art thou, O this life!

For upon thy watch hath Man strayed

Far and far from glory divine.

Like Sodom and Gomorrah

This life hath become

I have heard,

Of man knowing man

Of woman knowing woman

Of woman knowing dog.

Oh Humanity, where art thou?

Where is thy glory, thy prestige?

What hath become of thine
blessed divinity?

Why strayest thou into obliterate oblivion?

'Tis so sad, this life,

Though a godly few abides still.

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David C. Olisedeme

All rights reserved.

Computers › Re: Anyone In Benin Who Wants To Sell His Laptop At Least 20k by SirDavico(m): 8:49pm On Jan 11, 2016

Yes Dell Latitude D600 @ benin city. Whatsapp me on 08109626490

Computers › Re: Sellers From Benin City, Sell Your Phones And Laptops Here!!! by SirDavico(m): 3:36pm On Jan 06, 2016

Here's it is

Computers › Re: Sellers From Benin City, Sell Your Phones And Laptops Here!!! by SirDavico(m): 3:31pm On Jan 06, 2016

Clean Old dell latitude D600 Laptop for sale near benin. With Pentium 1.4gz processor, 1gb ram, 30gb HDD. Sound but loose USB, windows 7, Strong Battery and charger. @ very affordable price. If interested SMS me on 08109626490 or add me on whatsapp. No calls pls. Thank you.

Romance › Re: 21 Things You Miss For Not Having Sex Before Marriage. by SirDavico(m): 3:06pm On Jan 06, 2016

Kudos to you Op. So I really miss #Alot!

Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg's Epic Response To Darlene Loretto, A Facebook User by SirDavico(m): 2:42pm On Jan 06, 2016

V V - Very Voracious

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