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wetdick:
anybody that believe what that so called article said is a son of a fool

first cnn is jealous of trump

CNN apolitical left media hates Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a leftist, because she didnt allow amazon to build their office in neyork. LOL good for both parties when a leftist meets anothere leftist disaster




and for CNN nonsense article

pls how is MR atiku a pro business, someone that destroyed nigeria economy and stole millions. abeg Buhari is the better choice. we need to reduce corrution in this damn country people like atiku will be in jail in the US if he was a citizen there. so cnn should stop selling us garbage.

CCN not CNN dumbass....

Angelanest:
The pastor who was arrested for killing a commercial sex worker in Kogi state and using her body parts for rituals which was buried in his altar - has confessed to be have been engaging in money rituals while preaching salvation messages to his church members.

Pastor Olusegun Otaru of the Voice of Cannan Temple (C&S) Aladura Church Ozuru in Adavi, Kogi State, a father of eight children, revealed this to journalists Monday (yesterday) while being paraded along with his accomplices at the force headquarters in Lokoja.

Otaru who was arrested by the police last week for his involvement in the killing of Miss Mercy Moses 19, for money ritual, blamed his actions on the devil and his quest to solve poverty that has bedevilled his family.

He disclosed that he has participated in the exhuming of three bodies from the burial grounds which he used to prepare concoction for money to no avail stressing that the failure of the concoction made him look for a fresh human being which he thought would be effective.

He added that he learnt the trade from one Alfa at Abeokuta before he relocated home saying that he expected to reap over N2.5 million only from Miss Mercy Moses.

Explaining further, he said, “We, first of all, took a turns to rape her and after we killed her. We also took turn to sleep with the dead body. We cut the head, the fingers and toes. We ground the fingers and the toes which we mix with other concoctions which we lick every morning expecting an inflow of money.”

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/we-raped-her-before-having-sex-with-her-corpse-pastor-arrested-for-rituals-photos.html

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strictlynaija:
Alright dearie.

Kindly add me to the group too 09037340042 Proudly IjeroEkiti

Ifakiland:
U went to spend d nite in his house, he forked u and u decided to pray in d mrn after?? Menh God is truly not a man o!

Sorry o, Assistant Holy Ghost.

Evergreen4:
Mr ten things, how many of them have broken ur heart in the past

10

AkinPhysicist:
It seems you have a choice to make:

A. Stay married to a man who obviously has no respect or even love for you.

B. Divorce him and hope you get someone who will love and respect you OR at least have peace of mind as a single mother.

If your choice is B then you need to act fast - get a lawyer and protect the interest of your child. However, if you chose option A then you should prepare yourself for this life. Go and talk to his mother, to find out how she was able to cope with your father-in-laws philandering ways. Your mother-in-law will be the best resource if you choose to stay with this good for nothing man.

Best Advice so far....

Abeg what's the title of this movie? Me sef wan watch am.

Rexhenrex:
it seems you were both slapped by a frustrated herbalist to even construct a complete sentence without short form is a challenge.well i can't blame neither of you, thats what happens when you trade your sense for megabytes (mtn 10mb)

Loool fool

Rexhenrex:
[b][i]about number 2 my mum was telling us a story how her sis(aunty oge) got married to her millionaire husband..

the guy who was in final year then approached oge's friend who he very much loved she was very pretty and was the talk of campus.

he loved her but this girl hated him because he didn't have a car,one day he complimented this oge's friend look,and she gave him a slap instanta and told him he was a lowlife. oge walked to the guy and begged on her behalf and walked him home funny enough after this act of oge's friend the innocent guy still apologised and this girl gave him the disgrace of his life by telling him she can feed him for the next 13years of his life without evening the impact financially. the guy cried bitterly begging this girl lai lai she no gree rather she worsen the torment.oge felt pity on him and apologised as usual and walked him home again and they gisted and she made him forget wat happened. Then they exchanged contacts and became friends he gradj and they were still in contact 2years later he got a job and was transferred to China to head the company branch and after a year he came back for oge they are now blessed with 2kids whereas oge's friend is still single and has a little provision store in lag.


No matter how beautiful u are without manners you are worthless because beauty alone can never keep a man.if beauty is only what you hold on to then u need help no man wants to marry a time bomb and also remember the most little act o kindness you show today might be wat will make u great tmao....[i/][/b]

Anoda NOLLYWOOD movie. OUT Now....

tosyne2much:
Madam, I'm not supposed to quote you but I'm forced to, since it has become your habitual manner to always discriminate against those who don't practice celibacy as you do .. If you're truly practising celibacy, which I commend you for, I believe it shouldn't be a basis for blowing trumpet on a public forum

You're not to decide who should and who should not have sex in a relationship... If truly you're a virgin as you indirectly claimed and not an hypocritical one, your virginity which is your priority should not be aimed at castigating others cos your abstinence is only for your own good and not for the development or betterment of the nation as well as nairaland.

Let me get something into your skull, decency is not measured by your comments on a faceless forum but by your lifestyle out there, so don't come here with your so called holier than thou attitude . You're not in anyway different from those who engage in sex.


And to call someone a broke dude for airing his opinion about his perception about life clearly shows you're one probably of those gold digging girls a guy can easily get in bed at the sight of ordinary N1, 000 note


Abeg swerve make I see road jhooor


On behalf of S.eun, I hereby present to you this HYPOCISY AWARD

My brother, virginity and celibacy, na who we go ask?? All fit be lies.

bongolistik:
They informed people on this particular one you mentioned, maybe you are the person that is not aware of that. It was clearly written on their site

This is the most idiotic statement ever. So as a subscriber to a data bundle I should check MTN's website steadily to know of changes in my bundle? Ain't they suppose to call me or send a text? Don't they call to advertise their dumb jingo? Or anytime I wanna top-up do I do it on their website? Mind yourself bro....

ERCROSS:
[b] I was so furious when I saw the piece of shiit vinshu created on the frontage calling that a thread...

shoro niyen

So if getting out of poverty is as easy as calculus mathematics, then most ladies won't wanna go into marriage or u think say na so most ladies like marriage reach... iffa hear ..
No worry, na just small time e Remain before it becomes a norm where Ladies will be the ones proposing and the tables will be turned..

Bible wey talk say women go dey propose, u tink say him no know wetin him dey talk, its not like the cause will be an assumed scarcity of men but rather scarcity of men who doesn't wanna carry any lady's responsibility, then , men can get what ever they could get in marriage without actually going into any marriage.. sex will be hawked on the street like puff-puff and baby mother will be the norm of the day, then one sister amaka will go and meet my unborn SON, ** fine boy, pls come marry me naa, don't worry about being the bread winner, I own a bakery**
Then my unborn son will smile and answer ** okay, go meet my Dad to pay my dowry**
And when she comes to pay the dowry ,I shall smile as I receive it, then i'll show her this thread
and she shall say unto me ** my amiable father-in-law sir, never mind the o.p(vinshu) she was high on cow dung the day she created this thread**
suprised... Then I shall ask ** how do u knw this**
Sister amaka :: she is my mother....
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This is second best comeback v witnessed this month, the first was
Bayern Munich vs Juventus uefa champagne league game
Cc: lalasticlala ,tallesty1, naijaboiy, tosyne2much

Nice 1

osabuohein:
mumu. Your father goat. I hate it when ignorant who know nothing about Edo will start aligning Edos and yorubas that have nothing in common. Do you also realise that Delta was also part of that Mid Western Region too?

Well, we can all guess the kinda home you're from

osabuohein:
Have you been to Edo before opening your silly mouth to vomit rubbish. Edos have more in common with the Urhobos, Itsekiris, Ijaws and some part of Anioma land. They only SW states that shares something in common with Edo is Lagos. There's only one oba in SW and it's in Lagos. No other part of Yoruba land has an Oba. There's even an Oba in Ogbaland in Rivers and the people of Degema and some parts of Bayelsa has Edoid stock and origin in them cos they're bilingual in nature. If you don't have anything to say shut up or better still travel or use Google instead displaying your ignorance here.

Do you've to be rude tho?
Edo was part of the old Western Region in 1960, hence my comment. Have a nice day Goat.

Edo should be with the Yorubas tho.

profolaolu:
Heeeey na virgin x 5 I want I cant stand d sight of fairly used or badly use ladies dat dree freshness has been desecrated. I am nt interested in lost glory ladies. Am nt ready to count bitch exs. GOD I command every non virgins that want to cross my way should receive thunder fire in JESUS name,No non virgins fashion against me shall prosper,dree habitation shall bcome desolate.

You're a fool.

Halimi24:
Tosin,do u know why I av never liked u??

U've always had dis disgusting smugness about u

U think u know but u know nothing
What unclad truth are u speaking off??

"Ladies top 10 ways a guy would want to get in your pant??"

U are trash&i don't blame u cos ur followers don't know better

Who cares about being recognized on nland

If not 4 immature&insecure lil boys&girls??

Ogugua,sexkillz,atheistD,punkyoh,190,missdarkskin

Who now remembers all these formerly popular romancelanders??

Dsame way they've all been 4gotten is dsame way u'll also be someday

Calm down pls. We are all here to unwind and atimes discuss the issues at hand. I'm sure you know all the "10" threads were just bants. No need to take them so serious. Once again, pls calm down.

Suigeneris93:
Ever heard of such a thing called constructive criticism? Most guys on nairaland don't know how to give it. Their own is to generalize and bash which is unfair

Hello, the twitter handle in your profile isn't correct, can I've your real handle?

layla129:
Maybe they are sex starved like you...you can never tell

Calm down Hun. Lool

rheether:
Lol! Niaraland guys are the worst set of people with their boring chats.

Pls, reply my email

henryhemon:
You 're so local. We're are you from ?

Must be from Ekiti

Lobolintin:
He 4cked you that day ?

See JAMB question, of course they did.....

creamylicious:
That was how this dude came to pick me from my house to his home..... Then when we used to be virgins, no sex till marriage thingy , na so I say na menstruating time go good to visit the dude. So I packaged my tissue for pant, blood dripping and we began walking to his home. On the way the guy started some PDA moves and as a novice, I resisted every move but he won't give up. In the process my blood stained tissue fell from my pant...... Gosh, I just don't know how I felt.... Someone called my attention to it as I intended to act oblivious and keep walking with the dude till we get to his home and maybe he'd buy me pads at home... The guy on seeing what happened took several steps ahead of me leaving me to my embarrassed self

Looool correct guy

emmyluizzz:
did u guys had sex

.
Dude, you need brighter grammar

Valeree:
one evening I decided to visit this guy I really liked cos he lived around my area during my school days and has been inviting me over as he liked me back too, said I could come visit him Any time I wish.
I got there and I found my roommate sitting on his bed, but she kept making like she's about to leave but never did for over an hour, then the guy started making dry jokes in order to cheer me up,
then few minutes later another girl came in, she just walked in threw her bags on the bed and went to the kitchen to prepare noodles, this time, the guy started talking out of point to all of us, then another long minutes later another girl walked in, she just stood there and stared at the guy for like some seconds and then she stormed out of the room.
meanwhile me and my roommate, our eyes kept meeting and looking away from each other the whole time, until I decided to leave.
it was so awkward.

Did you read the topic before typing this? How were you embarrassed?

twerky:
Can i can that conji or what self, imagine this foolish dude telling me to take shower by force on a first date.
Thanks to my sharp tooth that did d biting on his chest before i pick race like Osein Bolt

Its "Usain Bolt" Ms Vampire...

ATMC:
I went to see a guy few Saturdays back and after a while I went to use his bathroom (Toilet and bath are together) eew! the bath's icky! toilet unflushed!

I ran out! teased the life out of him. Couldn't spare him. The beer ordour stuck with me, I mean it's been weeks, yet!

Change the 1st sentence to "I went to see a PIG few Saturdays back"

joyberry:
In as much as I agree with some points,on the previous thread I still agree with you,A woman should also have a reliable source of income to support her family.You should have something else to offer a man other than sex ,food and children. what of if the man has a financial breakdowns?Also lazy guys should not just jump on this thread as an excuse to support your laziness, a man should provide fr his family .Marriage is a long time engagement, whether we like it or not,money is an important factor in this our economic system, don't blame most ladies at times in their unwillingness to marry poor men,whose money do you want to feed and provide ur family with?Work hard,find a woman willing to work hard with you,don't disappoint her when you are rich ,And also ladies if you want a rich man,be rich yourself too.

Na u get sense pass.....

Just say you're trying to catch some ladies on here instead of saying crap.

mccoy47:
Ok imagine now, Godforbid I should marry a Karashika and she kills me after 3months of marriage without any child in d union, this silly bill supports her taking my house and properties and marrying another man ba? Tueh!

That lawmaker that brought this bill is a Karashika! And every body that supported this bill is a pùśsy!

Damn, you're thick! Ever heard of a prenuptual agreement? Plus who forced you to marry a Karashika?

lesbiangirl:
What do u expect Wen majority of dem are illiterates with fufu-stuffed bellies

Women are in trouble. Instead of dem to get serious abt what they need as a gender most of dem are busy tryna be runs girls, waist-training, learning how to do unrealistic makeups, chasing horsebands sideboos or tryna be a sidechick or babymama. How many of dem knew dt d bill was to be passed today noone!

Nobody can fight for you except God or you yourself! Sadly women have lost sight of things.

MODIFIED: after reading comments on this thread I'll say ladies shudnt waste their breath on the men; coz we failed on this one. How long are we gonna keep blaming the men, the likes of Remi, Stella, Abike and co are extremely useless and foolish. Have never met people dt slow before. You mean they cudnt rally women and support d bill, all they knw is how to embezzle money and all. How are the men gonna take us seriously if we don't put more effort on it. Educate every man in ur life concerning d bill coz am sure none of d myopic males commenting didn't read what d bill is all abt. They're just blabbing abt a woman nt collecting their money. How much una get sef for dis forum

Women need to do regroup, re-strategize and also kick dose useless women in d senate out! My 2kobo

What's wrong with learning to be a makeup artist?