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wikkileaks:
Negative reinforcement in the sense that you will play along and do as if you dont realy care.All you do is greet her. if she ask anything give her. dont talk much with any lady in the ofice and always dress cute. Friend zoning is u will play wit her a lot that she will think you want to as her out.tell her sweet wokds tru text, fb etc but anytime she brings dating stuff, let her know she is nof the person u can date.note that u will always tell her is not gud to date sum 1 in a working enviroment. thats it. Any method u choose, after 2 weeks, ask her out unexpectedly in a very serious manner.

Badt guy......thanks a bunch

wikkileaks:
use negative reinforcement. it may be slow but will eventualy work out. trust me. Or u may try friend zoning.

Ok I think I need some explanation here. Can u pls elaborate?

tripplephi:
Bros please go and make your life better. Any girl who has too many guys after her do you think dating her will give you peace or won't it make you keep suspecting and looking over her shoulders cos many better prepared guys will still come for her. From your post you really don't seem to have long term plans for her.... You are only excited about the moment and the immediate pleasure. I wish you would have a Vision to make her your wife else pls DONT START WHAT YOU CAN NOT FINISH

Let's start first, guy if it happens that she is the one I wouldn't mind. Marriage happens as a result of good relationship.

dulux07:
Okay keep waiting, till she will fall for one of those guys chasing after her, that will hurt u

Now is the time, if u truly wanna date her, nothing like being too forward" let her know your feelings before u get friendzoned.

Yea I understand just that I am concerned about the fact that we work at the same environment and see each other everyday.

What is so funny about the write up? Some people shaa

falconey:
lwkm

I am this type of guy that don't like to date girls that I am too familiar with especially in working environment.

But this one girl, she so beautiful that every guy around wants to hv her. The thing is, I kept my distance at first but with time we start getting close and closer by the day. Since I normally go to their office to see her boss, I thought that's natural bt I am starting to attach feeling and it seems she is too. She like to whisper to me, play with me and such stuff. I think she is becoming fond of me and I am too. Today she tried to get me jealous which I reacted jokingly immediately cos of my kind of person.

The big problem is that we are too close and I don't know how to make a move on her based on the fact that a lot of guys are after. Me no just wan fall my hand but I like the girl shaa.

Secondly, I don't want to appear desperate or crazy about her like the other guys.

So pros, na una hand I deyyooo. So what will suggest I do or what will u do if u ar in my shoes.

diana158:
Flyover is a major feature of a developing or developed city. Therefore these are Nigeria states that have started and completed at least one flyover

1. Lagos
2. Kano
3. Rivers
4. Ogun
5. Akwa Ibom
6. Kaduna
7. Delta
8. Oyo
9. Bayelsa
10. Sokoto
11. ondo


Some States with flyover under construction

1. Ekiti
2. Imo
3. Anambra

Excuse me but the last time I checked, Anambra is one of the states that have flyover as of early 90s. I am sure of this cos I open eye see upper iweka flyover so how come it didn't make the list? Corruption every where!!!!

I came from benin to spend some time with family so I went nd stayed with my younger brother. I have a business I am suppose to start this year with him but will be mangin it. Recently, I noticed that he now insults me with no respect. The worst is to ask me to park of His hous at the smallest misunderstanding. I have been tolerating him but he keep gettin worst. Today he ask me to give him my key to his apartment which I did. I am considering parking out of his house gradually but I wnt to kw what u think.

phonesNgadgets:
Google search TravelStart NeXtGen.
I used TravelStart platform to start my Travel Agency business. I made 5,000 Naira on the first ticket I ever booked for a client, but with time; I'll earn more.

Please how do one become an agent? Does it require any form of registration?
I checked the site saw depature. And stuff like that but how do u pay and secure sit?

phonesNgadgets:
Google search TravelStart NeXtGen.
I used TravelStart platform to start my Travel Agency business. I made 5,000 Naira on the first ticket I ever booked for a client, but with time; I'll earn more.

Thanks a lot.

I have an idea to start flight reservation business but don't really know much about how to start. How does one become an agent?
What are the requirements?
How does the whole game play?
Any idea is truely appreciated.

Thanks a lot dear< u r in the spirit

Setaje:
If this is true, a brother that is capable of doing this can as well kill you. Na wah o. Who person fit trust now!!!!!!!!


At the same time, maybe u should work for him for a while. If u can come up wiv such a great idea now, then I am sure u can come up wiv something greater later. By that time, maybe u would have saved enough and then stand on your own. Living your brother now na suffer head u go face o. Especially if u have nothing. But u must also be very careful never to tell him or friends and any other family member about your next plan.

Because I want to apply wisdom, that is why i need your help? what do you think I should do? I really felt angry and I'm planning to live his house

Hawx:
Apply wisdom bro!

I really concur with your suggestion.Thank you so much. I was planning to park out of his house by tomorrow, I guess I have to postpone that

medoyin:
You think he has betrayed you, right ? No, he hasn't. Just play along and learn how to shut up your mouth bro..

In a very shortwhile, he we will hook to a very tight angle where you alone can provide the way out. It will surprise you that by then, you would have saved enough to start your own biz and ask him to work for you..

That's life bro..! #lifegoeson

lol that got me laughing.....poison my only brother?? u must be joking

Young03:
Poison him

GOD WILL UNDERSTAND

I had a business idea that i want to go into but had no money to finance it, I met my brother and told him about it. He has the money and i have the idea. We agreed that we will do the business together but after we passed the first phase, people start commending my brother on such great idea. he came back one day and told me that he wants to me to wok for him and not to be part of the business. I am currently staying in his house, even though a lot of technical know how is involved and i am the one who knew how to go about it. It is bringing a lot of problems cos I refused. Please what do you suggest??

Please i want to know which software to post use in posting to facebook. I honestly appreciate any suggestion. Thanks in advance

I am a web developer that do most of my work with joomla. I got a job to design a site for a tv show like that of project fame, using project fame as a case study. I downloaded project fame hoping to edit it until its suite my need but i am having challenges. I am not an expert yet so i need some hands. i need someone who is experienced in dreamweaver to work with. payment will be at the completion of the job. No jokes please, i am very serious.
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Phone: 08158528393

I am a web developer that do most of my work with joomla. I got a job to design a site for a tv show like that of project fame, using project fame as a case study. I downloaded project fame hoping to edit it until its suite my need but i am having challenges. I am not an expert yet so i need some hands. i need someone who is experienced in dreamweaver to work with. payment will be at the completion of the job. No jokes please, i am very serious.
Contact details:
BBM Pin: 59197ADC
Phone: 08158528393

seunwen2:
crocodile kor monkey ni where Uc Web and Dolphin browser dey

and what does that suppose to mean I am surprise at the level of stupidity, ignorance and jealousy some people exhibit. GUY GO LEARN, U WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS TO WRITE PROGRAM TO THE POINT OF DEVELOPING SOFTWARES.

theorbiters:
Nice one....
But you just defined 98% of the ladies in this world

Meeen!! that's scaring!! I Believ I will marry from that 2% cos men, I aren't marrying any nagger buddy!!!!

lavj:
[size=14pt] so now we know...
how does that stop her from putting her nagging in gear2 [/size]

Lols.......that's really funny!! But knowing helps u to avoid them not to talk of having them as wife.

Nagging is the worst thing any man can wish for. whether is from ur wife, elder sister or Aunt. Nagging is the worst character any woman should have. Its so bad that even the bible did not only condemn it but exclaimed in the book of proverb 21:9 that it is ''Better to live on the corner of a roof than to share a house with a nagging wife''.

So here is my own nine ways to know a nagging woman.
1. She is bossy: she wants everyone around to worship her and God come to ur aid if u don't.
2. She is dominating: she dominate everybody around including her husband when she eventually gets married. She has the final say and things must be done her own way.
3. Full of pride and ostentatious in nature: she is in constant competition with her neighbors and friends for who wears the best cloth and what ever. She hates to be outdone by anybody hence her jealousy.
4. She is always right: God help u if u try to make her see her mistake, cos she will pull all her resources together just to protect her over hyped ego. At the end, u will be an enemy.
5. She is insecure: always on a look out for insult. Any little thing can pass as an insult to her. Though she rude personified.
6. She CAN SHOUT!!!: Get her angry and u will wish u never was born. She can shout for hours without getting tired.
7. She is very RUDE: In her attempt to put everybody under her, she uses all tactics and being very rude is not left out. She takes pleasure in humiliating people she thinks are better than her.
8. She make use of malicious words: anyone who has been with a nagging woman doesn't need an explanation for this. Cos they make life miserable for people under her influence.
The only to be free from her malicious words is to never be in contact with her.
9. She never over looks anything: She is always in a look out for reason to shout.Cos from my observation they enjoy shouting as if that changes anything.

Do u gat some?? Let see what u gat.
Keep it rolling...........Add urs.

FRInteractives:
Check if there is any .htaccess file in the root directory and change or delete this file. Do this from your ftp software

Thanks bro, I design with joomla. I Saw .htaccess.txt in the file manger in my cpanel cos I have no way of accessing the back end and I did that but not working.

My chairmen I greet unah. Please I need unah help. after hosting a site I keep getting this message below each time I try to access the back end. How do I solv this problem??


Forbidden You don't have permission to access /
administrator/index.php on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was
encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument
to handle the request.

uselessgoat:



BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED

Meeetchewwww useless post from a useless goat

hfinest1:
Oh av I got a story to tell
PART 1
1st of April, 2012 (the fools day)
Around 10am, my mum and dad announced to me and my brother that our grandma is coming from the village, and they're going to the airport to pick them. I was lyk "anha? Grandma travelled by air? Wow... dats suprising" if only I knew d date was 1st april, I wouldn't have fallen for it cos my grandma will never travel by air till Christ cometh. They (my mum and dad) told us to clean the whole house and make it very neat that they were going to pick her from the airpot, and that we sould cook rice that she'll eat wen she comes and they left. The cleaning started. We swept, mopped, removed cobwebs, changed all the bed sheets and pillow cases, the house was shinning by the time we were done. After cleaning I settled to prepare the most delicious rice the world has ever eaten. We were done in about 2hours then we heard a knock on the door and I opened in anticipation of welcoming my grandma but it was just dad and mum. I was like "where's grandma?" They asked me to let dem come in first, so I did. Then they sat down and told me 'April fool... grandma isn't coming... so you people can clean the house like this? Hahahaha" they sat down and devoured my awesome jollof rice
To them it was funny but I was angry and promised myself I'll get back to them. I just wemt straight to sleep cos I was exhausted from the whole cleaning excercise.


PART 2
1st April, 2013 (revenge of the fools)

We all woke up around 9am that day. It was me, my bro, mum and dad that were at home. Sis was in school at the University of Ibadan. They all woke up unaware that april 1st was that day but I was fully aware and already mapping out strategy on my revenge for what they did the previous year. I got the perfect idea. Around 10am, i told them I wanted to go and buy card and with that I set out on my journey tagged "the fool's revenge". I loaded my phone, hid my number, and dialed my mum's number. I changed my voice to a very deep male voice and implored yoruba intonation *I'm gud at voice changing and mimicking any tribe intonation. I can speak like yoruba, hausa, igbo, calabar, even lyk english pepole, americans, italians, mexican, etc* the following convo took place between me and mum
Me: *in yoruba accent* Hello madam... good morning... am I speaking with Mrs ******
Mum: gud morning, who's this
Me: I am inspector Badmus Badejo calling from UCH ibadan
Mum: enhe? Hope nothing o...
Me: enh ma, you see, your daughter, ***** is in the intensive care unit of UCH
Mum: Jesuss oooo..... what happened
Me: calm down madam. The doctors are taking care of her, they just need money to perform a surgery because she was involved in a very fatal accident which almost claimed her life but thank God she survived just need some money for surgery
Mum: eh!! Jesusss!!! We're coming to Ibadan now now o... I'll tell my husband, he'll come there now... thank you
I heard her shout "Daddy ooo...."
Me: hello madam... are you there?
Mum: yes, I can hear you sir.
Me:*changed back to my original voice* mummy, its me Ubong hahahaha... april fools day... hahaha...
I just had the best fun of my life that day. I was glad i had my revenge on them. I got home expecting everyone to be laughing hard and cheering ne for a game well played but instead, as I got home, I recieved two dirty slaps from my mum... I started arguing with her and it turned into a serious matter and we're both the same, when we're angry, we say very bad things. I said a lot of rubbish like "I hate you! I wish you were not my mum sef" and she too was like "I wish I never gave birth to you, useless child" we ended up not talking to each other for two days until my dad intervened and calmed us then we both apologized to each other etc... after then, I promised myself I won't indulge in april fools day prank again but I guess I'll break that promise and do it again this year

That was quite a story u hv got there
Moral lesson: get ready for a hotter slap this year.

I saw this on facebook. It's really cool

WHAT WE LEARN FROM 2015 ELECTION
1)If there's one prophet I respect so much right
now,it's definetly not Rev. Ejike Mbaka, it is
prophet Olusegun Obasanjo ,He saw it all when
nobody was seeing it.....
2)Hausa's are busy Voting for Buhari under the scotch sun of northern states while the igbo's
are in their respective homes watching
"NKOLIKA NWA NSUKKA"
3)APC were busy campaining while PDP were
busy looking for BUHARI's certificate
4)The igbos collected their PVC only for bank transcations
5)Forget about PHYNO,Prof Atehiru Jega is the
man of the year no wonder everybody wants to
hear him speak right now
6)Ahmed Tinubu is indeed the Master planner
of the century

ginawest:
last year's April fool day, I played a prank...I told my bf den dat I was pregnant. if u c d way dis guy shouted ehn!!in his words"pregnant? for who?I op its not me...u beta go n luk for d owner of d baby because it can't b Me... in fact,m not ur bf o...I don't knw u...shameless gal,useless LovePeddler..u wnt to wreck me abi...I hate u..bla bla bla"I was so shocked.... I quietly sed'its jes a prank,todae z April fool day"d idiot was shocked n he was lyk"baby m so sowie,everything I used was a slip of d tongue"..I broke up wit im dat same day.

good riddance to bad rubbish

That's quite funny but it reveals the kind of person he really is.

April Fools is both fun and hilarious, especially if your family gets involved in the pranks! we are here to share our past jokes pulled on
parents, siblings and even ur kids.

If you're looking for ideas to have some fun with ur family this year April fools day then here is the right place to be. You can also share ur new prank with us.

Oh Heavens!! Just one wish? It goes like this;
Dear lord, I ask for the grace to live a holy and a sanctified life with heaven at last. If u can grant me just this one wish, then I am a fulfilled man. Cos every other thing will fall into place.