₦airaland Forum

I would surely knock nanauju up over here

victorian:
Some ladies are so daft!

Is it so easy to snatch banky W?

Where did she say snatch there?

Diamond23:
The way he emphatically analyzed it.......Only a stingy man v such tym.He probably asked her for d list to make sure d moni wz judiciously used nd no balance left

Which planet will one get plantain for 100 naira?

Iscoalarcon:
baby food

lol, no cutlery required

AmazingELixir:
Thesame way a man's balls will sag and the joystick wrinkled the more... don't always seize every opportunity to castigate a woman, felicitate and appreciate the beautiful creation of God as illustrated in that lady's full plumpy boobs and protruding backside, that lady is a violent work of art and a beauty for any discerning man to savour from afar like us over here or at close quarters the way her guy or any lucky fella does.

OK sir, noted. Good one!

zazzi:
Does ass sag? Some people just like band wagon
Too bad

See this guy, you never see ass wey dey reach back of knee before.

yvelchstores:
Op, I don't have much to share on your question but I still have a suggestion. Given that the reason for using CD is as contraceptive, then this will be useful to u:
1) download the app called"my calendar".input the days of your period, it will clearly show u about 18 days where u can FREELY meet with your hubby with no fear of conceiving, no need for withdrawal or all that in those days
2)the remaining fertile days, u can then manage Ur CD situation, I suggest u invest in lubricant that is compliant with your CD.
This helps when u don't want to do implants and pills. Using CD every single time must suck. All the best dear

After screwing for 18 days they should rest for the next few days na, does she want to kill the man

soberdrunk:
Kai!! What a pity!!! Some kids are about to lose their inheritance......

All for a morsel of bread

One day the boobs will fall, the ass will sag, then what will happen? Real blessings stay for life. Work on your brain girl

China is taking over Africa. That's their plan, loaning us money we can never pay back so we are forever in their debts

IamPlato:
...


Is Like Your Brain Get Stretch Mark Abi

That guy right now

You're full of shit

Jayk1:
I have it as a guy

that's information we can do without

How lalastivlala be looking at my snake meat yesterday

Berlyn1:
Who is baba trying to fool now .... God/Man?

Satan himself issorait

taar shattap there

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lalasticlala mynd44

BiafranBushBoy:
But your signature states otherwise. Which should we believe now?

You being a pvssy or being a lion tamer?

are you trying to be smart or you rili can't spot the play on words??

youngfocus:
if she no tell u,won't u marry her,abeg put DAT aside,in as much u love her ogbeni go marry her,it all girl dat Bleep around she is nt the only one,even the one in church self,if they count for aba,u go open ur mouth wide,were u c good girl,na manage dey bro

braah you know they say what you don't know can't kill you I appreciate her telling me tho, it means something

makydebbie:
Herh!
Asking a former runs girl, who opened up to you about her past, how many guys she has slept with is very insensitive.

Well, you've to think well about this.

1) She opened up to you, that's something not all will do even if they love you.

2) If you're going to forget her past make sure you forget it completely, not when you guys are having a heated argument that you'll rub it on her face because she came clean.

3) You wish you never knew? Guys are confused beings oo. If your friend comes to tell you now, you'll get angry that she hid her past from you and we'll see a new thread titled, "Women are hoes". Be glad you heard it from the horses' mouth.

4) Lastly, are you sure she has changed? She did it because she was broke shey? If something happens now and she gets broke again, you've to be very convinced she'll never go back to her vomit.

I think she has changed...according to her its been two years and I've watched her and believe her
I knew from her reaction asking that was insensitive but its been eaten me inside.

The topic may be a bit misleading.
The thing is I recently started dating this girl
We were talking about our past, school life and the rest and she told me her past wasn't very nice. According to her she used to be into 'runs'. Was introduced to it by a friend in school and used to Bleep men for the mulla.
But that was then and she told me she has separated her self from those friends of hers and she's through with school now. Serving currently.
She told me she has never told anyone that part about herself before and that she loves me and I should please not judge her.
I assured her I won't and it doesn't matter..the past is the past bla bla bla.
The problem is I keep thinking about how many guys have bleeped her and I even asked her and she broke down and started crying. I never expected this thing to weigh down on me this much, maybe I'm not emotionally strong or emotionally mature but I don't think I can go on with this relationship. The problem is I know it will break her down and I also love her. I even wish she never told me. But I know myself I hate sharing esp girls andmy imagination has been driving me crazy ever since she told me.
Please any advice on what I should do?

No need to sleep again...plenty noddding for me in. Church tomoro

Kai so many messed up advice, op for God's sake people are wired differently some guys are not good at displaying love it doesn't mean he doesn't love you..see someone calling it a loveless union already and you yurself said he takes gud care of you, its about personality its not as if he has another girl that he's disturbing with calls its clearly who he is.

Pls ignore that crappy First advice. I told my girl if I don't call you as much as I should it doesn't mean I don't love you, its just the kind of person I am and thank God she understanss. O.p you need to cut your guy some slack, he may not be much about the calls and displays it doesn't matter trust me the fact that he tries so hard when about to lose you should tell you he loves you. Abeg free the nigga none of u is mad just understanding is needed dasaall!!

bammy00:
Say no more.

How could I forget this evil clown

Notable mentions

Scar-lion king
Maleficent
That scary guy from mulan

So I was watching Aladdin and I remembered when I was younger how I couldn't sleep because jasmine had kissed Jaffar..yuck! That shii gave me nightmares. Here's a list of the bad asses in cartoon..the ones I can remember anyway..feel free to add yours.

Ursula(the little mermaid)
Ursula is the main antagonist of Disney's 1989 animated feature film
The Little Mermaid. She is a villainous cecaelian sea witch who "helps" unfortunate merfolk to achieve her own goals. She ultimately seeks to dethrone her longstanding rival, King Triton, so that she may rule the undersea city of Atlantica, and all the ocean.
By nature, Ursula is very dark in tone, with a wicked sense of humor. After her banishment from Atlantica, the sea witch established herself as a physical beacon of hope towards unfortunate merpeople, allowing them to strike deals and business propositions that would supposedly result in their happiness, should they successfully fulfill their end of the bargain

Jaffar(Aladdin,return of jaffar)
In the palace, right here, lived a wicked vizier; the advisor to Sultan Hamed. And this part-time magician, this amateur seer, wished his boss, the good sultan, dead. He was charming and slick, but unspeakably sick, this despicable parasite. What a villain, boo hiss! Further proof, dears, that this is another Arabian night...
— Lyrics describing Jafar from a demo of " Arabian Nights"
Jafar was portrayed as an amoral
psychopath who'll not hesitate to destroy anyone he perceives as a threat to his own sinister designs. Like numerous clinically-diagnosed psychopaths, Jafar wears a metaphorical mask of normalcy throughout the film, establishing himself as a cool-headed schemer and gaining the trust of those around him, despite his rather untrustworthy physical appearance. Even with this mask, Jafar's psychopathic tendencies tend to seep through and become apparent to the viewer

Rasputin(Anastasia)
Grigori Efimovic Raall, also known simply as Rasputin is an evil, sadistic, malevolent and powerful sorcerer who once was the royal confidant to Tsar Nicholas ll of Imperial Russia and his family, the Romanovs, having thought to be a holy man, up until he is discovered to be nothing but an unholy charlatan and a traitor, for which he is banished from Russia by the czar. This is what drove Rasputin to a lust for vengeance and to placing a powerful curse on the Romanovs, which remained unfulfilled due to the survival of the last Romanov family member, the Tsar's daughter Grand Duchess Anastasia, and he spends his time in the film plotting ways in order to kill her to successfully fulfill his curse, only to be thwarted in the end and dragged to Hell.