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Ishilove:
Hiaaaaaaannnnnn!!

Now I've 'seen' everything. Smh

Trust me not yet...more 'smh' coming this week.
#crazyworld

dre11:
http://punchng.com/pastor-impregnates-member-prays-for-women-naked/

My people perish for lack of knowledge

refiner:
...u bad ghan oo...

I can't attest to anything jare.....i am still a virg

6. YOU SHOULD BE EXPERIENCED BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED:

Olive oil as lube! You need to fear God

You better leave assnal if you're still a fan.. Make dem no kill of una dis season

Its like bakayoko is anoda escort service

SetrakusRa:
Why musn't Kante score and Pogba should? Afterall they're both CMs. So goals from Kante should be seen as a "plus", but a necessity for Pogba? WHY??

But you and your brodas specifically stated that matic was bought as a DM because that wasn't pogbas position pogba is an AM abi meaning he has a more attacking role in the team. Kante on the other hand has 90% defensive duties he's tasked with recovering the ball anytime its lost so how many chance would he get to score? Its a big "plus" whenever he hits the back of the net but a necessity for your man

Bakayoko lemme rate this nigga finally

It takes just a touch to score a goal!! Moratatataata!!! Una fada

The photo in question

Taylor Swift has taken the stand.
On the fourth day of an ongoing groping trial involving former Colorado DJ David Mueller, the Grammy winner was called by his attorney, Gabriel McFarland , to the stand for questioning for the first time.
Donning a floral summer dress, the star was sworn in and asked about her meet-and-greet encounter with Mueller and his girlfriend at the time, Shannon Melcher . As Swift alleged in her lawsuit against Mueller, the three posed for a photograph together backstage in June 2013 at Denver's Pepsi Center during Swift's ongoing Red concert tour.
During the photo, Swift posed in between Melcher and Mueller and claimed he grabbed her butt while the photo was taken.
"It was a definite grab. A very long grab," she told McFarland on the stand. When asked "how long" the alleged grab took place, Swift replied, "I don't think it would be wise to estimate time in court, but I know it was long enough for me to be completely sure that it was intentional."

McFarland asked further questions about the incident, including whether his client had grabbed her "bare bottom." "Yes," she answered. "He stayed latched on to my bare ass cheek... I felt him grab onto my ass cheek underneath my skirt. The first couple of milliseconds I thought it must be a mistake, so I moved to the side very quickly so that his side would be removed from my ass cheek, but it didn't let go," she further testified.
When asked if she tried to get away, the star explained, "It was a very shocking thing that has never happened to me before. This was not something I had ever dealt with. I got as far away from him as I possibly could."
As the line of questioning continued, Swift further clarified where Mueller's hand allegedly was. "Rather than grabbing my ass outside of my clothing, he grabbed my ass underneath my clothing," she said on the stand. "He was busy grabbing my ass underneath my skirt, so he didn't grab it outside of my skirt."
Once the photograph was taken, Swift recalled "a light switched off in my personality."
"I just said in a monotone voice, 'Thank you for coming,' and then they were gone," she described. "Your client could have taken a normal photo with me." The "Shake It Off" singer said that the "first moment" she had without fans in front of her, she reported the incident.
As she recalled telling her assistant, "I said, 'That dude just grabbed my ass.'"

When asked if she was critical of Dent(her bodyguard) for allowing someone to grope her, she retorted, "No, I am critical of your client sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my ass."

Mueller testified Wednesday that he may have touched Swift's ribs with his knuckles during the encounter. "Because I was a larger person, I thought it would be a good idea if I closed my hand, so I didn't poke Taylor with my fingers," Mueller said a day earlier.
She responded to that claim, stating, "He did not touch my rib. He did not touch my arm. He did not touch my hand. He grabbed my bare ass."

Addressing the photo in question, McFarland asked Swift why her skirt was not lifting in the front. "Because my ass is in the back of my body,"

http://www.eonline.com/news/872680/taylor-swift-takes-the-stand-in-groping-trial-he-grabbed-my-ass-underneath-my-skirt

With tensions escalating between North Korea and the United States , a war between the two countries is looking more likely by the day.
Donald Trump responded to threats against the US from North Korea, warning the reclusive state would be
met with “fire and fury like the world has never seen” .
North Korea fired back at the warning, saying America would “ pay by a thousand-fold ” if they attacked.
The country, led by Kim Jong-Un, then said they were looking into plans to attack the US territory of Guam – bringing the prospect of a devastating war closer than ever.
But is North Korea equipped to deal with the military might of the United States – and how do their armed forces actually compare?

Nuclear
The secrecy of North Korea’s nuclear programme and the underground nature of its test explosions make it very difficult to properly assess its capabilities.
In order to launch a nuclear attack on its neighbours, the country needs to be able to make a nuclear warhead small enough to fit on to a missile – something it claims to have but is disputed by nuclear expert Siegfried Hecker, who has visited the country’s nuclear facilities on several occasions. In fact the country is estimated to have less than 10 nuclear warheads.
By contrast, the United States has a staggering 4,000 nuclear warheads, with a maximum missile range of over 9,000 miles by land – more than is needed to reach North Korea.

Army
Despite the country’s limited resources, North Korea boasts a powerful standing army, dedicating 16% of its total budget to defence. There are some 1.19 million service members and another 7.7 million reservists on top of that – making it one of the largest ground forces anywhere in the world.
However, despite another 200,000 highly-trained paramilitary soldiers, bolstering the numbers of the North Korean army, soldiers are generally underpaid and lacking motivation. They are also underfed, meaning soldiers are often smaller in height and lacking in physical strength.

The United States has one of the largest military budgets in the world and employs 1,066,600 soldiers. Unlike North Korea, the US also has 800 overseas military bases in 70 countries in strategic areas around the world, as well as some 151,000 soldiers stationed across 150 countries.

Navy
Both North Korea and the United States have 72 submarines, with North Korea also boasting hundreds of boats able to launch missiles and torpedoes.
The Korean People’s Navy operates mainly within the 50 kilometer exclusion zone, while the fleet consists of east and west coast squadrons, which cannot support each other in the event of war with South Korea. Vessels have a limited range and therefore would not be able to travel from one coast to another.
The US Navy is the largest and most capable navy in the world, boasting the highest combined battle fleet tonnage. It also has the world’s largest aircraft carrier fleet, with eleven in service and two in the reserve fleet. The service has 322,421 personnel on active duty and 276 deployable combat vessels.

Air
North Korea has an impressive 302 helicopters and 563 combat aircraft. The Korean People’s Army Air Force has 110,000 personnel but its aircraft are mostly of old Soviet and Chinese origin.
The US Air Force is far greater in numbers and might, with 13,900 aircraft and 920 attack helicopters ready to strike.
It has a budget of £124 billion and is the largest and one of the most technologically advanced air forces in the world, home to aircraft like the B-2 stealth bomber, which can drop thermonuclear weapons while avoiding detection.

By: Andy Wells
Yahoo News UK
9 August 2017.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/military-might-donald-trump-kim-jong-uns-armed-forced-compare-114524191.html

ecoeco:
Buhari is busy landing on hospital beds

guy u mean

Chiefpriest1:
Hmm! Some eyes have seen things. Na who talk him own dem dey know.

Sometimes , you just have to say "thank you God", for nothing.

What? Almost shed a tear there!

bros i tell u my eyes almost wet, she has cute daughters

Hope the buy-back clause was inserted in the Ake sale? If yes i have no problem but if not na jonzing of the highest order

raumdeuter:
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19598541_10155004223092946_5984681024753072663_n.jpg?oh=9a0290936b83881c95917571bfb7e8bc&oe=5A0DEB1F

christiano shat on this beast twice already so of course he won't exist

This byke is the troll of the year

no 1nairaland

MissRaine69:
(Huge sigh)It feels like sex education everyday on this site. Some will wear one and receive mouth action a good idea considering the prevelence of genital warts and oral herpes.

Girls prefere that? With all the oily substance and lubrication...*shudders*

MissRaine69:
The taste and smell of latex can be off putting for some hence the flavours.

Taste? What would latex be doing in a mouth

China leaving everybody behind..for naija brt bus sef we been no fit maintain.

So help me God

ANTIDEPRESSANT INGREDIENTS

1 banana
A bunch of spinach
1 tspn of crushed ginger
1 sliced lime
Green tea

PREPARATION

Throw everything away and open a beer

If they want to go to war, they should have the cold war over again, focus on another space or teknology race abeg.

@ poster above. Lol...no be only far nuclear no know distance o

If you rearrange the words 'mother in law'
You get "woman Hitler"
Its no coincidence

Video; http://brightcove04.brightcove.com/hd2/41/2540076170001/201706/2540076170001_5460159496001_5460156263001.mp4?pubId=2540076170001&videoId=5460156263001


Lalasticlala

With the real madrid players still on the pitch celebrating an historic win for Real Madrid – their third Champions League success in four years – Cristiano Ronaldo Jr saw the chance to snatch the limelight from his father.
And the six-year-old did so with aplomb, taking on three defenders with a mazy run before nestling the ball home to send the crowd wild.
Footage shot by a supporter shows the silky star pick the ball up on the edge of the box before powering past one kid and bamboozling another with an impressive turn.
Dribbling toward goal, he flicks the ball between his legs before placing a calm finish into the bottom corner.
Like father like son


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/620051/Cristiano-Ronaldo-kid-skills-junior-Real-Madrid-Champions-League-video

DarkRebel69:
In human terms, I find his playing style to be BORING, ROBOTIC. . .STIFF!
Can you honestly tell me you've not at some point fountd Ronaldo's balling style to be a bit contrived and mechanical?
. CR7 is also very good at ONLY ONE thing and almost nothing else:

.

You've forgotten Ronaldo has done it all in
man utd..fflashy football and all the take ons and dribbles. And his first stint at Madrid wearing the number 9 shirt.
What u call boring is smartness and intelligence. He had to adjust his style of play to suite his age as he got older.
Your comment is 100% biased and one sided