₦airaland Forum

Dotwillis1:
they said wie shu ask dah wia exactly iz paini u

HaHaHaHa!Na her flat yansh ad her tiny nippo dey pain am.

ProWalker:
Typical ipob, they are simply illiterates!!
Another SirManjar
Can anyone help this ipob out here?

You dis nairaland hooligan won't you go to bed? don't let your Ibo boss faya you tomorrow for late coming.

ProWalker:
Don't worry yourself Ibo boy, bon vouyage to Indonesia
You will soon know how far nah

Auvior mon ami de NIGERIA..

safarigirl:
He was not in that part of the prison o...he was in the VIP section.

Anxiety and stress of court is more of it

Awwww! Interesting..My crush sabi politics..Anytime I see dose tender sexy lips at dp to kiss go just dey hungry me..

Left for me the coordinator should better resign ad face Gods calling,his pastoral job..I mean coordinate tinz from the pulpit.

I shat dis thread down.

ProWalker:
Go and get proper education, you refused, you will say your ambition in life is to pack your anus with cocaine to Asia so you can be able to buy a plot of swampy land in Amuwo odofin

Hahahahaha! You no well. .Nigga am pure undiluted yoruba boy..Am sure you are one of those yorubas that rant here on nairaland,after ranting you go out and answer to your young Ibo boss..You will be like yes ma,Yes sir..I agree with you ma..am a very silly useless boy ma please don't faya me ma..

ProWalker:
I know you are another shitgbor that constitute nuisance on NL daily.

I know you are another jobless boy dat ur hole life depends ad ends here in nairaland..

ProWalker:
Omo yiboo, ori e ti gbale

BANZA!

Rip..Make una date perfect gentle man like me una go prefer date JAGUDA.

ProWalker:
Omo yiboo, ori e ti gbale

Iya e omo ibo..

ProWalker:
Awon to ni e ti fi obo j'ona.

When pipo tell you guys the truth you guys will start throwing weak insults..

ProWalker:
Ibo boy, swerve into the lagoon.

See dis fake yoruba boy calling me ibo..Oya go nod transformer boy.

KOBOJO:
Allow Igbos leave Nigeria today and Nigeria will cease to exit..

Yorubas and Hausas knows this for sure and thats their worst fear..

Hahahaha! Hausas can survive it's we yorubas that frustrate nigerias disintegration..Let me tell you a big secret our fear is that if Nigeria should break up our brothers in kogi ad kwara will be stranded becos hausa fulani will never give up kogi ad kwara ad they have made it clear several times.So the best option for us is to suffer ad smile in nigeria.

ProWalker:
Never quote me in your miserable life again. sho gbo?

Then u better talk well next time..don't come online yarning dust..U HEARD!

ProWalker:
Just two years out of mainstream Nigeria politics and the Igbos are becoming excessively restless in Nigeria and looking for any means to run away from Nigeria.
The Yorubas that played that part of Nigeria opposition politics for the better part of the last fifty years in Nigeria must be super -humans.
I genuinely support your quest though, it's becoming excruciating sharing the same passport and nationality with unwilling citizens like most of you.

My man are you not ashamed whenever you lie? The ibos I know went to war for freedom in 1966 and have been asking for freedom ever since up till now..So wot do you mean by just two years out of mainstream politics they wanna run out of nigeria?As if they haven't bin fighting for freedom

HungerBAD:
Azuka Onwuka i greet you.

This is a very intelligent write up.

Once upon a time, even up to 2 weeks ago, i supported that the Ibo's should not be allowed to leave the Union. But, after thinking deeply of it, i am in support that they should be allowed to go away.

I came to this conclusion after the unaccountable arrests of drug carriers from the Eastern part of Nigeria. If they were known as Biafran's, the rest of us law abiding Nigerians will not be embarrassed,harassed and even sometimes be killed by those mistaking all of us, and erroneously terming all of us criminals in the Diaspora.

Moreover, there is absolutely nothing the East contributes into the coffers of Nigeria. The little developments in the East,was done from the monies gotten from the oil in the South-South.

The East gets more from Nigeria,than it contributes to Nigeria as an entity. They are short changing us, and i support they should leave peacefully.

Once upon a time, Texas said it was tired of the United States and they left to form a Country. By themselves, they begged to come back to the United States after a few Years.

Let them get their own Country, and let us see how far they will go. But you guys should not behave like Texas, and start begging to come back to Nigeria.

My man please make it clear to evryone..Who will remain in nigeria if ibos leave?Do You think that south south will luv to remain in nigeria with yorubas ad hausa fulanis when ibos leave?We yorubas might stay becos of kogi ad kwara cos we won't leave our brothers behind..Pls you better rethink deeply again and Ask yourself these honest kwestions.

After death fear a yoruba man..We will open monikers ad pray for buhari to live long ad even attack those that insult him trying to make it look like as if we are defending hausafulani interest..The same set off people will open other monikers ad insult de same buhari while they hail osinbajo,they will now say things like, if buhari dies osinbajo will take over and nothing will happen becos he is better and buhari is cursed.

ImadeUReadThis:
I can categorically state that if Buhari was to drop dead this instant in London, there is no way Osinbanjo can emerge as President.

I say this not because the cabal and the north will feel cheated out a second time or if the Sunni lunatics up north will see the last 7yrs prior to May 29, 2015 as a futile waste of jihad.

I lay my claim solely on the fact that Osinbanjo does not have the blessings of Heaven to make him President.

Osinbanjo has denied Christ more than Peter and has never tried to repent.

Osinbanjo is a cucklord and a coward.

Since he could not find his voice over the senseless killings of his fellow Redeem congregation member (and a yoruba woman for that matter) that was slaughtered in Abuja of all places by boko jihadist for committing the sin of preaching on the streets (a profession Osinbanjo claims to be partly committed to) then there is no way God will prevail over him.

Osinbanjo and his fellow useful idiots in the APC where the ones who breathed fresh life into the wounded and dying Islamic Caliphate beast.

They will not in any way see power and the only way a southerner will rule Nigeria again is when (and not if) the Fulani/Hausa Ummah are totally expelled from the Union.

Till then, we will have boko idiots and lunatics ruling Nijeriya

We yorubas are sooooo cunny..You are trying to draw support from hausa fulani indirectly to osinbajos side that's why you insulted them and later said he can never be president,but your tricks have been busted...You know what you are trying to do,even the hausa fulanis know..so my man like you said osibanjo won't be president.

If u like open another thread ad call them BASTARDS, illiterate ad demons and cunningly insist osinbajo wont be president..Yes They will support you by not making him president.
We YORUBAS eh..smh for una

Op it won't work..As long as say the phone dey ur possession you go still use am..The only way to break the addiction is by getting urself a non browsing torch light phone.

GeneralOjukwu:
Hope he can beat men as well as women...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/91e44ddc459b36d997491a0137935259/tumblr_msczcxZB2G1s43yhco1_400.gif

Otherwise, some gay guys would deflower his behind in Kirikiri

Hahahahahaha! Funny you.

Daphresh:
watch what you say lest you be in danger of blasphemy. God has given us everything any sensible human needs to survive... From oil to many raw materials and those that are mined. What else do we need? Don't even bring God into this at all cos our selfish and this so called legends are the cause of our problems. Why fight for independence when you know you'd take your life half way in the bid to make your own people respect and see what you've done? These ain't legends. We the young lads should just forget they existed and look for a better means of cleaning the mess they got us in in the first place. If secession is the last resort then let's all divide and go our separate ways... This forced love and fanned fire that never did well play is becoming too unbearable for everyone, except for those living in luxury.
This is my personal opinion!

Oga ar swear ar no understand dis ur sermon.

AbakalikiPress:
Congrats, Omo Bini.

At least we can have a little peace on NL here .
Although as an Abakeleke man, I see her as Oduduwa.



Bros You can Lie ehhhn... her mom's name is Eyitemi. Which means she is most likely Itsekiri.
Her papa and Mama na Oduduwa jam Oduduwa.

Ika is yiibbo..So my man she is an ebeo girl.

Infact Hadid bin awo dint take his life he would have given yorubas what God and Nigeria could not give in the next 100years..

Nawa O!so fulanis don take over omenkalive LGA..Na im be say as we dey discuss dis matter like dis cow dey graze for im compound,while fulanis dey chill for im living room dey drink fura,dey watch tv..Who will save omenkalives from dia fangs?

But ehh those LGA no get youths sef?Abi na to only dance swange,drink palm wine,pursue woman dem sabi sef?

Hahahahaha! Who I go support now?This soldiers don they chop better liver sha,make dem nogo get mind plan coup,but wot if the soldiers were right and maybe the deputy governor was up to to sumtin becos most boko haram fighters wey dey hide from law always dey hide for govt official house.

ritababe:
Edo girls rock

Walahi edo girls rock! But you rock pass dem.I am so confident dat you are edo.

Na like this king suppose be..no be that waka waka king wey leg too dey scratch evrytime,,wey too dey shake pipu..
If masquerade dey show imsef evrytime,im go lose fear ad respect..A meassage to oni ogunwusi Ajala shakespare of ife..

Joebie:
ROFL
If una marry I swear I must come that wedding even if Na Australia I dey

You are welcome in advance..

TheSuperNerd:
Uhmmmm... read those lines again... She was actually referring to me....

And uhmm... I think there are others ahead of you in getting her precious signature yet no guarantee for them sef..... so if you like, keep doing like Wenger for "transfer market".

And hey Arsenal congrats ooo... the mourinho hoodoo is over.

Wot does she do for a living?I see her on white at dp looking like a nurse..Dont be surprised when our pre wedding pictures hit front page..The topic will be the sexy handsome Sirmanjar weds the intelligent beautiful safari girl.

safarigirl:
WTF is crude oil transport?

Do you know why it can't work in Nigeria? As a scientist, I would expect that you would factor in variables when making suggestions. Don't just go on a gut feeling...

What is your educational system like in Nigeria? A system that doesn't even work on a normal day with normal students, you now want to implement a special educational method for footballers?

Is it those small boys on the streets just looking for how to eat one meal per day that you want to force to school? Na you go pay their school fees? Or will there be some scholarship system in place for people whose talents you're not even sure of?

Ideas tend to look much better in one's mind than in reality

Hmmmmm! She is a scientist..Ohk oo! noted..Scentist that has an interest in futball ad literature.
Ur case flle is still on my table.

Kallon my nigga..I sure say you must be Shaka zulu ontop bed..I can imagine the fury wey you go use hit her after all dis months.