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Mon dieu!how I wish say I dey dia I go beat d rubbish boy like timaya.

The chiren of a COW.They ar commiting haram.why ar dey on suit y can't dey were dere Arabic clothing?

Dis pikin go to tear eye wen im grow.See wetin she wear for im pikin front.she go toooooo spoil dis boy.

Olekumaster:
This is a loss to the owner. I hope he bounces back stronger and better. For those people happy that MMM participants can't get help at the moment, pls what exactly is your gain?

0mo see Beef.
Dnt mind d YEYE COWS dem happy 4 anoder manz temporal pains.
Happy dat sumtin God sent so pipul can make extra cash in dis recession crashed.sumtin dat put smiles on pipuls faces.I dnt just understand dis set of pipul...BANZAS.

I watched it on channels news yerstdy.I no believe dem story joor.I heard dat his grandma and de boy locked dere houz for days now since d story went public.
Hiz grandma shuld be calld 4 more kwestioning.she shuld know wot really happend.Even if u kwestion her will she say d truth or fordge one story.I heard dat dey hav been taking d boy to church 4 deliverance b4 de inccident.
I still dnt belive its any rituals or accident.Y was d boy unclad na.from wot I know anybody dey catch 4 using diabolic powers alwys misyarn or act mad.

FILEBE:
Ehn... I know. but you see, they had been discussing the topic in a serious way and if yoy had written it better you might have got some explanations or another person experienced it too. I didn't say I don't believe you but the manner you wrote it just makes it a little bit childish. what is "tayad" when you could just write "tired". I am sure you meant not to joke with it.

No offense intended.

No vex sir.Naso I wan write o.I no dey follo anybody do writting competition 4 hia so I dnt owe anybody apology.As long as evry one can understand my writtings den am cool wit it bro.

FILEBE:
Sorry about what I have to say. The way you wrote this wouldn't let me take your story serious.

Sorry to let u know dat I wasn't talking to u bro.Abi I wan use wetin I talk collect money 4 bank?U can believe me or not bro its ur choice.

sweetcocoa:
No vex abeg, I don't have energy for this kind talk today.

Hahahaha.me sef don taya 4 d talk sef I jux de explain wetin happen to me for 1927 ad mony no dey fallout 4 de lecture sef.bye

sweetcocoa:
Now you are just trolling.

Sorry ma.wot do u mean trolling?Am a secretive person.I dnt really knw u and u don't know me ad i dnt like it when I discover sumtin ad share wit pipul ad dey don't take me serioux or don't u believe in angels? ar u an atheist?If u ar auvoir

dboss444:
I so much love this UFO sightings issue and ET I have been looking at sky since many years to just see 1 tin I never see even now I dey look sky I never still see anything. what part of Nigeria r u. if NA shooting star DAT one NA normal tin or do u use telescope?

I saw it whn I was staying in amuwo..I don't have a telescope..You might see oneday keep trying.I still dnt tink it was a ufo cos it was at a close range.

sweetcocoa:
You see these so called bright different lights with your naked eyes all the time?

Lol.u won't understand.Bak den I was so attracted to d unknown.I enjoyed staying at home just looking up d skies even when my frendZ come looking 4 me i will jst tell my gateman to tell dem I am not around so I will have all d time in d world to look at d starz.

when evryone tot I was crazy becos evry time my head was always up star gazing I changd location to a coded corner.At a point I discoverd dat angels have dere own stars infact sum Starz ar angels.

prettyboi1989:
u might be seeing an alien craft or a comet.

Ok.might not be an alien craft.does comet come out at night?I am tayad of seeing d greenish light.i saw it red once.its like a fire work.
I saw d spinning light ones physically and in my dream.but its bin a long time can't wait to see it again.They gave my inspiration.

I hav a frendly relationship wit d stars back den. I can look up d skies like 2 good hours,talking wit dem.like 95percent of wot I askd dem to do came to reality..I was so fat dumb ad lazy b4.I tranformed to a very muscular strong boy...
I had dis secret bible verse I discorved in d book of Esther when I look up ad recite it.anytin I want to happn always happn.At a time good life ad dis girl I was obsessd wit removd my interst from dem.
My writings abt animal wit healing power,prophesies,buisness ideas,stories,ad drawings abt figures I saw disapperd wit no trace.

Wot a pipul.dey did exactly wot dey said dey will do,unlike d braveheart youths of ondo ad edo state dat threatend fire ad brimstone b4 election ad on election day all of dem ran under dere mamas bed 4 dem to show up later to congratulate dere opponent ad even tagged it yoruba unity ad wisdom.
I remember dat I was d onlyone talking here while my Lilly hearted broders kept kwayet.
Dey couldn't cough on d street ad dey were even scared to talk on a faceless forum like nairaland.

Nice point op.Time will tell if dey ar lying or not.its like u know scientific tinz.i hav sumtin to share wit u.
Op I luv looking up d skies ad I hav seen plenty mysterious lights ad I don't know wot it is.I hav seen so many shooting stars.
There is a day I saw sumting in a close range it was circle in shape it lookd like stars joined togeder in a circle shape ad it moved like sumtin spining ad it was a bit fast in movement.i saw it around 11.39pm.

Again I have been seeing dis bright green light.The first time I saw it was on my neigbours roof it looked like a firework.i can't 4get d time it was 9.15pm.it was so close, I was afraid so I ran inside ad joined my pipul in dere night prayers cos I dnt like praying wit dem.since den I hav been seeing dis light.at times I see it very far near d stars ad atimes I see it at a very close range I dnt know wot it is.
I believe dere must b a scientific explanation to dis.I told my frends but dose ones don't hav time 4 science talk.
I am tayad of looking up in d skies cos dere are so many tinz av seen dat I cant just explain.

Iffa hear say dis police man no noise dat yung lady kabakaba ever after.
She fap ogede abi?de officer go give am plenty ogede,infact she go chop ogede taya till she yoo.

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sarrki:
Tinubu will show is political sagacity in 2019

No be only sagacity na megacity.jst like he showed in ondo state abi?

kcnwaigbo:
Yorubas are applauding Buhari's reign of terror in Rivers and yet still think their local champipon is relevant.When the time comes Amina Zakari will stay in her house and allocate votes to Buhari in lagos.io the dullard does not need Tinubu anymore to win elections in the sw

Dis exactly is wot the shortsighted yorubas among us fail to understnd while we d longsighted onez understnd.Am not a pdp fan but I stood 4 free ad fair election in rivers.

Hhhmmm.I don learn new wan o..(THC)Pass me d TETRA HYDRO CANNABINO bwai.

xnsandrxns:
Excuse me
Are you drunk?
What's this trash you typed
What respect are you talking about?
Just shut up if you don't have anything sensible to say
The ibos started hating
We accepted them as brother and lived peacefully with them till they decided to bring out the hatred in them
Don't mention me again please
Ibo asslickers

U ar nothing but a wasted cow dunk.Accepted dem as broders ko.I just wish we giv dis pipul dere freedom tday so dat evrybody will rest.u can never know Hw important sumtin is until u loose it.
I luv e wars but it shuld be for fun ad u shuld know ur boundry when fighting.Dis tread is abt a great warrior dat fought against injustice ad d extermination of hiz pipul ad u ar here typing dust...I think u ar d person drunk here boy on ur mamaz soured breastmilk.
Abbokki corkrider.

xnsandrxns:
Illiterate gala hawker
Before you come here and type rubbish
Go and read about the Yoruba history
That's if you can read
You people are not the lost tribe of Israel anymore
You are the lost African tribe now
The only constant thing about your history is "you are a lost tribe"
Of where, we can't conclusively say
Now _fuck off my mention and go educate yourself

Guy bow to dis great manz courage ad 4uckk off dis tread.free dis oppressd pipul na.Why ar u so pained?are u jealous of his courage or wot?D northerners hav shown respect to dis pipul but we yorubas keep disrespecting dem.like say we fit beat dem if dem leave our two.
Tmrrw now u will start stalking ad disturbing dat ibo girl or boy dat dnt send u.
Are u disabled?leg dey pain u?cos u sound so bitter like one.

jneutron4000:
you were making a valid point until you said that the SS can't build a country on their own. See you don't have to underestimate any region or tribe. Don't be surprised that if every region is given the opportunity to stand, the ones that are boasting that their region would be like heaven on earth will not be able to stand. So don't look down on any tribe even if they are minor

I respect ad never underestimate anybody in dis life.But evryone knows d most violent,lazy ad the most clanish region in Nigeria.Apart from d hardworking calabar pipul ad akwaibom pipul u know dose dat drink ogogoro alwys waiting 4 free amnesty mony.
As if deres is no free oil dey can't look 4 any other means of survival.
If u give d southsouthers freedom u ad I know dat the war dere will b child's play compared to d Liberian civil war.so dey nid to remain wit Nigeria or go wit d ibos or yorubas.

xnsandrxns:
Your son Good luck
The ass licking is serious business for you people
You try as much as possible to hide the fact that you are irrelevant minority in this country
You are alone and lonely
All you do is hate and hate
It won't get you anywhere

Hey man! diz shuldnt be d way to make a great pipul dat want freedom from dis country stay.plz mind wot u type.Its obvious to evryone dat dey hav contributed more dan anyoder tribe to dis country and in return we reward dem wit hate.
Hate begets hate ad luv begets luv if we show dem hate dey hav d right to hate us in return.

iSlayer2:
In actuality,Nnamdi Kanu is the person who has rescusitated this spirit of joining the two regions together as Biafra. Remember since the war the regions have been somewhat just there in relating with each other until 2015 elections. Nnamdi Kanu really rode on that and used it as a uniting factor in bringing together the two regions. Today,IPoB is simply following that script. Until his arrest Nnamdi Kanu had a sizable followership in the SS. Forget propaganda,we SS people listen to him o,it is no coincidence many militant groups were asking for his release. So when you see IPoB yoots like me or Igbo people joining the two it is mostly in the spirit of following the new movement Nnamdi has started. Most guys in my place Anambra are totally against the inclusion of SS in Biafra and because of this refuse to join IPoB. They would say "Anyi a choro ifa unu n'ekönukó with ndi SS",even I for one does not fully support such but then we can't move forward if we keep looking back at the events of '67 - '70. So this time under IPoB,together(SE/SS) we march.

All I am saying is dat it is left 4 dem to decide were dey wanna be,u guys ar making it look as if u ar forcing dem to be part of u guys.

Dat iz why u see sum of dem here saying dat u guys ar forcing dem becos of dere oil.
Trust me dey can't build a counrty of dere own neither will dey wanna stay wit us or wit the north.D only option dey hav iz to merge wit u guys but u pipul ar going abt it d wrong way.

kettle84:
state creation was done to divide us. it broke igbo communities and sent them to join Benue, delta and Rivers.so of our people have been so brainwashed until recently to hate and disown their brothers.they bear our names,speak our tongue have everything like us but have been brainwashed to hate their blood.


we can't leave our brothers to the mercy of jihadists.

have you asked why the FG refused to site or build ordinary roads or infrastructure in the five states? we understand and know who we are.

I know how it feels to be neglected by govt bro.The biggest project in d east is d second Niger bridge.Ordinary bridge.While other regionz hav numerous bridges.No federal presence in d east ad u guys ar among d tribe boosting d economy making tinz happn in dis country.out of all my wazobia frends I feel more save when am wit my ibo frendz.

All I am saying is dat u guyz shuld exercise patience I strongly believe dat u guys will be compensated at d right time.

darknetcom:
sharrap..we are their brethren...

Guy I curse u?Wetin warrant d sharrap?jst try ad behave urself cos if I start wit u I swear u won't like d outcome,so behave urself real men ar discussing.

UrennaNkoli:
We are thinking of going for a court marriage (registry). Please tell me the advantages and disadvantages from the male and female point of view.
Also, can I achieve these things listed below with a court wedding?

# I don't like too much crowd and noise which are common with owanbe's

# Can a little reception be allowed to hold in the court premises without prohibition?

# low Kew wedding in which after the ceremony, everyone goes back to their respective homes

# At most 15 or less number of guests. I don't want too much crowd and paparazzi

# A budget of 150k probably for snacks, cake, food and drinks.

# Time : I don't think it should take more than 5 hours and all will be over.

I brought this to the family section as I believe there are more mature minds here compared to the romance section.
Lalasticlala and farano can help move to front page so that perspectives can be broadened.

O My dream wedding.Baby am not dat romantik but dis ur least made me fall in luv wit u.I mysef no like crowd tinz.
we will do our wedding in court from dere we can still have our reception in a comfortable place but dat ur 150k too small.which one iz snacks again?4 our wedding?Mbanu,at least 800k ad above will be ok cos we must cook betta rice,moimoi,swallow ad orishirishi.
After dat I will giv u strong healthy cute kids as my wedding gift.

Hausa fulani women trying so hard to go international like dere southern neighbours.
Dis Amina of a woman looks like a pretty,silent,wicked tribalist...Wot haz she really don 4 d south?dnt tell me ogoni clean up..she shuld instead be at home pounding tuwo 4 her husband...Foto minister.

kettle84:
why do you sw people like division. SE/SS minus Edo have been together from time immemorial and have culture and ethnic including religious similarities in fact we are one.Did you not see it in the last election in the support of our son Good luck ?

Yoruba leave us alone we have no similarities.

Mr kettle I hav a broderly advice for ur tribe.The day d igbos will unite without involving d southsouth will b the day the south will wanna unite wit u pipul.

It is just like d case of a fine boy trying to toast a girl he is crazy of, if d girl everly findz out d guy iz crazy abt her,she will start forming but the day he acts as if he doesn't send the girl,dat girl will start developing interest 4 d guy.
u guyz have evrytin to build a great nation.u guyz ar good in sports,music,buisness,film making e.t.c so u don't nid one lazy ogogoro drinking tribe.I feel dey nid u guyz more.U guyz shuld stop acting desperate like u ar up to sumtin in dere land ad watch d way dey will wanna attache u guyz.

Bloody layaz..I wish d strory was true sef make una know say rivers no be ondo.

I Hail thee!O Great warrior...I adore men with courage..Men wey get d liver to deliver..My pipul will soon crawl out from nowhere to pick on diz great man dat fought 4 the survival of his pipul.
While d Northernz, d main enemiz dem go come dey one side dey observe we dem pawns.

Oh my LORDT!see fine gial.why fine girlz jst dey die dis dayz.
Hw far d pastor?im survive?