So funny

So funny

Heard Jesus turned water into wine. Is it true and what kinda wine?

EEwo,   is this for real or some kind of joke. Nobody wants to marry an old hag o, ask king solomon in the bible.  

Man U tried going by all the injury woes. The coach really get  sense. Love manchester united

Na wa oh, with all these injury wahala, I hope man u gets something from this match.

All man u fans, we are meeting the current leaders of la liga, valencia! Do we need special prayers?

emynem05:

i upgraded my phone firmware (e63) since then its been asking me of lock code i hav tried all default codes i know but its not yet woking. Can anyone help out,

This is scary men. Why don't you try 12345, the default nokia code. Give us feed back and hope you've gotten round it?

Any special config? Or we use our normal mtn default settings'

Its just so shocking that nigeria has gotten so bad even @ 50 that peeps need to jet out in search of a better life. I don't blame some peeps cos with the high level of unemployment , lots are so uncertain about what the future holds and needs to make a move b4 its too late.

What steps do I need to take to apply for a uk visit visa. I have some relatives over there and I have been working for over one year. All I need is a checklist of necessary document I need to have in place and steps I need to take before applying . Would really appreciate this. Thanks.

Means the guy gbaddun u and wants to get under your skirts as soon as possible but is too scared to make a move.

LMAOOOO, is this the joke section?

MRbrownJAY:

@poster
here what your post says. . . . . . . .

- you are lonely and cant find a man in real life and desperately turn to NL to attract faceless men.
hint: possibly a scammer or someone that people look at and just go:"urgh!"

- you are shy to post your pic but will gladly (and too easily) throw your phone number?!
hint: you might possibly be VERY ugly and desperate thus attracting equally desperate guys. . . . . . also, being a deadly disease carrier or an accomplice to body part salesmen shouldnt be excluded.

- you are ready to date (or scam) anyone out there.
hint: although men are not attracted to you, they can have you as a side toto because as desperate as you are, you will give up the "cob webbed" coochie quite easily.

so, in other words, your post either says A) i am extremely fugly and unattractive to the common masses or B) i am a scammer.

in other word, your post says everything that can be wrong in a woman. good luck in your search!

All chelsea and arsenal fans, sorry about what happened. Don't worry, man u won't go down the same Lane. Just 3-1, 3 points.

jaysay:

i just tried the 25mb, just to see if it'll work with modem.
It worked. But the data available is small so, i'll advice you to
use it with your phone or get the one of N1,000 for a month
if you know you won't be spending much time on the net via your pc or mac.

These stuffs are specifically designed for mobile internet so you risk exhausting you data In one day if you use it on pc. With the 100MB plan, you should be ok for one month and dont go downloading anyhow.

Any instruction on settings? Would they surf for fr.ee

wetin dey happen for here na? LMAOOOO

These kids won't go far, sack wenger b4 it's too late.  

Yeeeeeeepa!!! Arsenal 3 down. LMOoooo

I know say na gira gira arsenal bin dey do. see as west brom dey mess them up. Up Man U LMAOOOO

nellaluv:

^^ don't over-hype it's not very very good, it's just. . . OK, ok

Well, coming from mtn? I think its very very good. Am sure they can do better.

Now I am soo confused as to which plan to clinch . This is very very good! Una never start.

I am finding it very diificult to update my nokia firmware via nokia ovi suite. It keeps giving me an error message .whats the best way to update and i dont think my device (nokia E63 ) supports over the air update. Whats the best way to mitigate this? Geeks your help is needed. Thanks.

Also, is it best to unhack before update or it doesn't really matter. The mesage i keep getting is "internal error, due to an unknown internal error, installation could not be started: Error code4 bla bla bla

the deed has been done. rugged don chop nodding

What's going on in here . Where can I download games for my PC?

Ok sha

you try jo

:d :d :d :d

Whether you are in need of releasing the
nasties because you were drinking the
night before, or you were just enjoying a
big lunch with your workmates, the
results are the same:
Farts. Noisy, smelly farts.
Here are the most common types of
workplace farts, and some useful tips to
avoid embarrassment.
-If you must fart at your desk, ask
yourself this question: Do you have a
private office? If you do, go right ahead,
but remember to lock your door, and
trying to keep things quiet so no one will
knock or come in just as you've dropped
your bomb. Keeping a can or air-
freshener handy is not a good idea, since
everyone will know you're trying to cover
up a trouser ghost.
-If you DO NOT have a private office,
and are seated at a cubicle or at a desk
in a wide open office space, consider the
following: Only release farts you believe
will not make noise, and do so in the
most densely populated areas of the
office, i.e., water cooler. You may also
want to excuse yourself and go to the
washroom, which is perhaps the sanest
piece of advice we can dispense here.
The copy room is also a good location to
release your poofs, but make sure that
door is locked, or some attractive
colleague is bound to enter at the most
inopportune time. Keep in mind that copy
rooms are not as properly ventilated, and
that they sometimes are quite warm,
which will make you noxious fumes last
longer.
-If your farts make noise, as most do,
and you really cannot hold them until you
get home, you will have to find some way
to cover up the noise. we recommend
ripping up reams of paper or scraping
your eels on the floor. Adjusting the
zipper on you document binder is also a
good technique, but sometimes, your
farts may trumpet at a different
frequency, or last longer than the time it
takes to finish farting.
-When you cannot excuse yourself, that
is if you are stuck in a meeting and you
just finished a large muffin and egg
breakfast, capped with a huge cup of
coffee. If there ever was a time to hold
them in this is it. Do not ever fart in a
meeting unless you know they will be
colorless, odorless and noiseless.

yinkalink:

don't yab the brilliant guy,I know the joke was a hit in 2005

LoL