nopuqeater:

Toba: I wo o le fesi ni? Nkon kon mu ahon e dani ni? Lol.


@Tonye-T: « #4 on: Today at 12:53:30 PM »And people get tired they Yawn. People yawn when sleepy. I guess Tonye-T is full of energy when he is falling asleep or he yawn when his energy is at the peak. When you are tired, are you so active, that you conduct so much good deeds?


And when you are in the public, this is a civilized persons mannerism.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ara oko ni e. You have no sophistication at all. And you should sneeze in your sleeves so that the mists does not land on anyone. Okay?


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------I see the mastery of Shaitan on you. Do your folks know about your conversion. Sorry do the grandparents know about your condition? A person who is yawning is not inhaling anything. How does the more oxygen gets in? Every true muslim knows that yawning is sign of laziness. Every sane person will tell you am tired. When people sneeze, after he says excuse me, for the sound, etc, the will say bless you. Why bless you in sneezing, and not in yawning? Most intelligent people knows that their something about soul/ spirit of man when they sneeze. I heard people in America say it is as if the soul is trying to get out, but cant for the moment. if the soul gets out, the person is a goner, reason you say bless you. No? tell us why you say bless you, and dont say that in the yawning you love so much? Or you dey say bless you when people yawn, since they take in OXYGEN? Tonye-T, ol boy Lol. You 2 much. Your reasoning stinks.



And all the rest, all muslims who dont say this is not sincere? The reason our religion to you, is not a real religion. Where did you come up with the label of sincere muslim teacher?



And this is strange to you? arent you the same man who believes God became man and died for your sin? Arent you the same man who says there is a Garden called Eden on earth, and I am certain you will never be able to point the place out to us? Arent you the man who says a ghost which you call Holy Spirit got a young girl pregnant? Lol. Tonye-T, o ga fun e. Woohoo.


The above is head and shoulder better than the case of the young girl while standing there the God the ghost cover her up and overshadowed her and got her pregnant. If that wasnt despoil, I dont know what it was. And she didnt feel, even as a virgin. You see who really needs to face reality now?




@excanny (m): « #6 on: Today at 01:35:25 PM »May Allah make my Iman as strong and firm as that of Abu Bakr, or Umar (RA) or any of the true sahabas (RA) Amin. The believed Muhammad (AS) een before they heard it from him.




@Tonye-t (m): « #7 on: Today at 01:48:10 PM »And the best of the Muslims, the Sahabas (RA) did not read Hadith. They were therer when the saying was going on. Am sure Grandpa and Grandma do read hadiths? Otherwise by your calibration they will not be muslims, yet.



I bet you deliberately did not include the line "whoever is not reading hadith is notyet a muslim"?

nopuqeater:

^^^^^^should I respond to this above, or should I not? (10 times). Naaaaay. He is still drunk from Sayo Sayo. So let him be drunk. Enjoy your peace.

nopuqeater:

^^^^^^should I respond to this above, or should I not? (10 times). Naaaaay. He is still drunk from Sayo Sayo. So let him be drunk. Enjoy your peace.

OLAADEGBU:

According to Bukhari, Vol.4. Bk.55, No.543:

Mo. said Adam was 90ft. tall.   I wonder how he got that revelation and from whom? 

nopuqeater:

Was Adam going to be a punie little man when he and his wife are the two on earth, among  giant dinosaurs and giant this and giant that? Sometimes the western education is a waste on some people.

4.506:  Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "When any human being is born. Satan touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers, except Jesus, the son of Mary, whom Satan tried to touch but failed, for he touched the placenta-cover instead."

4.641:  Narrated Said bin Al-Musaiyab:

Abu Huraira said, "I heard Allah's Apostle saying, 'There is none born among the off-spring of Adam, but Satan touches it. A child therefore, cries loudly at the time of birth because of the touch of Satan, except Mary and her child." Then Abu Huraira recited:  "And I seek refuge with You for her and for her offspring from the outcast Satan" (3.36)

This guy called Shaitan must really love romances. . .imagine him touching all the children being born in the whole Islamic world (certainly not the christians) at the same time. I thought Muhammed said Satan runs 36miles/per day, i wonder how he could end up fulfilling his task of touching newly born per second   . . . let's just say Mrs. Aisha gives birth at 1:30pm in Lagos and he was there to touch, while one Mrs. Usman gives birth at the same 1:30pm at Maiduguri, now tell me how Muhammed's Satan could meet up touching the both at the same time when he only covers a distance of 36miles/per day. what a laughter!

Here is what Aisha (Aisha was the little girl that the prophet got married to at the age of 6 and despoiled her at the age of 9 narated4.510: Narrated 'Aisha:

On the day (of the battle) of Uhud when the pagans were defeated, Satan shouted, "O slaves of Allah! Beware of the forces at your back," and on that the Muslims of the front files fought with the Muslims of the back files (thinking they were pagans). Hudhaifa looked back to see his father "Al-Yaman," (being attacked by the Muslims). He shouted, "O Allah's Slaves! My father! My father!" By Allah, they did not stop till they killed him. Hudhaifa said, "May Allah forgive you." 'Urwa said that Hudhaifa continued to do good (invoking Allah to forgive the killer of his father till he met Allah (i.e. died).

Tonye-t:

Please i dont want any laughter. . .ok?


Compare this with the Quran, 4:76 - "Satan's cunning is weak.". Obviously the Muslims wisdom must have been weaker. Uhud ( a major battle) was a terrible defeat for the Muslims; many of them died and their people were demoralized afterwards. Additionally, Muhammad was severely wounded in the face; an arrow went through his jaw, he lost some teeth, and he was scared for life. This again illustrates Muhammad's bizarre statements found in the Quran and Hadith.

Like seriously. . .Imagine shaitan a weak dude shouting and diverting Mo's attention and at the end the 'great' prophet was wounded seriously. I often have this image of Mo whenever i read this passage



No laughter plsssssssssssssssss! lest they come over and slaughter us like meat

nuclearboy:

@Tonye-T:

Its obvious you're getting back but please, I beg you in the name of Christ - remember that the people you're discussing with can kill innocents who do not know you just because of the picture above.

Innocents die from starvation and hunger everyday

Innocents die from aids and disease everyday

Innocents die from earthquake and natural disasters everyday

Innocents die because someone refuses to tell people the truth

So what news will it be if the Pigless-eaters followers of a paedophile do it?. . .besides, evil doers and their deeds thrive when folks give them undue reverence avoidance. do you know i was born as one? and i know them as frets.  

I respect your plight. . .but its very obvious they go about this section spitting gibberish. . . so me thought i should expose a little about them.

nuclearboy:

Meanwhile, I never knew you had a sense of humor like this

toba:

@Tonye, u don't want us to laugh but u posted a laff matta woo hahahaha hahaha. I mess a big mess that just torned my trouser now now. Ye pa, I'm still laughing

aletheia:

Tonye-t: I take God beg you, abeg remove that picture o, before story get k-leg.

2.243:  Narrated Abu Huraira

Allah's Apostle said, "Satan puts three knots at the back of the head of any of you if he is asleep. On every knot he reads and exhales the following words, 'The night is long, so stay asleep.' When one wakes up and remembers Allah, one knot is undone; and when one performs ablution, the second knot is undone, and when one prays the third knot is undone and one gets up energetic with a good heart in the morning; otherwise one gets up lazy and with a mischievous heart."

Ibn Sa'd's "Kitab al-Tabaqat al-Kabir" (Book of the Major Classes), vol.2, pages 244 to 248, [4].

"The apostle of Allah fell ill.  He was bewitched about women and food. , There were eleven knots [in the hair from the comb].  The two Surahs no. 113, and 114 were revealed to him.  No sooner did the apostle of Allah recited a verse than a knot loosened.  When all of them were loosened, he regained his urg[/b]e for food and [b]women."

Baba Mo' and his love for shawdies must have been enough to create a mini-quran. . .The Hadith has it that he went into a spiritual power contest with a Jewish warlock and losed and in the process he was bewitched. Now what marvelled me was that . . .it was believed that he continued writing the Quran with his lost mind and much sexing around other married women such that when his wives got jealous and planned a massive attack on the shrine of Allah, Allah ended up supporting his prophet and after the warlock's curse expelled, Babe Mo' went back to his sexing with his 11wives.

Infact he was reverenced as having the power of 30men during his sex marathon with his 11 hajias. . .[he sexed them everyday on per hour billing  for a long month the Sura of the Quran and the Hadiths quoted].

nopuqeater:

@JCross19: « #56 on: Today at 06:50:31 AM »Tell me if Jesus didnt study his people and know how god children crazy they were? You forgot he said arent you all children of God? I wonder why he said, rather you said he is the sire of God, when you have not shown me the wife of God? Ni ile yoruba, omo ale la maa npe iru omo beyen. Ni ile yoruba alagbere ni aama npe awon omo beyen. This one you let Tonye-T drag you into is worse than Alooo Apagbee. Aloo Apamoo involves thinking. Aloo Apagbee does not. You just go along like Eediye Raago. Hey Tonye-T, since Aletheia is not here Eediye Raago is similar to Zombie.

Dude. . .like seriously. . .do you speak english?. . .cant even read a single line from your posts. *sighs* 

chakula:

Toney-T,

Take a look of this picture i will brief you and your cohorts the stand of the man how long he ruled as a king to his nation and the situation inwhich he find himself later.