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Celebrities / Re: Lady Gaga 'meat Dress': Crazy by sirmseen(m): 6:03pm On Sep 20, 2010
thats why she is lady GAGA
Romance / Re: How Do I Make Her Wish She Never Left by sirmseen(m): 3:20pm On Sep 20, 2010
So u no hold cash u wan phuck?
Romance / Re: I Helped Her Out! So What? by sirmseen(m): 3:13pm On Sep 20, 2010
I dont like washing my own cloths sef I give to my siblings or dry cleaner. Good boy keep it up. Maga no need pay
Romance / Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by sirmseen(m): 3:05pm On Sep 20, 2010
Beware of fibroid, you need lubrication and it seems u have been idle for quite sometimes. Expiry date is near
Romance / Re: You Guys Should Help Me Decode This by sirmseen(m): 1:54pm On Sep 20, 2010
no idea
Phones / Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by sirmseen(m): 12:22pm On Sep 20, 2010
Ebuks:

gurus in the house, i solicit your help on how to install opera and java applicaton on nokia n900. Plsssssssssss

Sorry you cannot install java apps on your n900, it doesnt support java apps
Phones / Re: The Fastest Internet In The World by sirmseen(m): 11:18am On Sep 20, 2010
Big lie!! Not even for abroad, no one can achieve 80 gb per sec. Morover it dosent make sense. IGB per sec sef, u go happy wella
Phones / Re: My Thought On The Blackberry Service In Nigeria by sirmseen(m): 11:01am On Sep 20, 2010
Facebook and twitter @ 5k per month. Big rip off!! Can i have your bb pin
Its just to feel among in Nija.
Phones / Re: Mtn Link Tariffs by sirmseen(m): 10:14am On Sep 20, 2010
Dont think the free weekend calls is that free! You get charged 100naira and your friend get charged 100naira then you can start your free calls (nothing serious to discuss, just rubbish).
Me think its only etisalat easy life that makes sense. 25k/sec to any network, 20 naira daily access charge and note that if you have 19 naira on your phone you wont be charged grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Should Anxiety Set In Wen A Lady Is Above 28yrs Without Suitors by sirmseen(m): 8:17am On Sep 20, 2010
I have an aunt that was over 30 and couldnt get a man on time. Its not like she was choosing and dropping and i dont really know what her condition was. thank God she had to settle for an old papa. Hope they find happiness
Romance / Re: Women Are Basically Greedy. by sirmseen(m): 7:43am On Sep 20, 2010
I really dont think my afican queens are that greedy. Once u are caring and show love urself, if they have, they give it to you in cash and KIND!!
Romance / Re: What's Love ? by sirmseen(m): 7:10am On Sep 20, 2010
Love is conditional, if you have small cash in your pocket at least for weekly recharge card, lunch once in a while, monthly hair making cash and most of all you phuck your girl real good, then you will be showered with tru love.
Romance / Re: She Asked For 20000 Naira Loan by sirmseen(m): 6:54am On Sep 20, 2010
Ol boy! Which one be aturu again. Well am treading softly. Thanks to wise NLders
Romance / What Kinda Random Gift Do You Give A New Girl by sirmseen(m): 10:42pm On Sep 19, 2010
What i mean is a girl you are still toasting. what kind of random gifts can you get such girl even though you are not yet dating yet and not even sure if shes going to be yours at the end of the day but you don't want to loose so much if things don't work out as expected. Thanks

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Romance / Re: I Love This Girl But She Is Playing Hard-to-get by sirmseen(m): 10:33pm On Sep 19, 2010
Do you realize that the op posted this since 2005 shocked shocked shocked
and guys still dey respond
Romance / Re: My Girl Abandon Me Becuz Of Church. by sirmseen(m): 10:12pm On Sep 19, 2010
she obviously is not feling you anymore. she is straffing your best friend. just forget about her and look for someone that would love you for you
Romance / Re: She Asked For 20000 Naira Loan by sirmseen(m): 7:46pm On Sep 19, 2010
omega25red:

very tasteless to start asking to borrow moey from someone you dont even know. i wouldn't give her a dime not even in an attempt to impress her. keep your money because if she were into you she would at least be shy about something like that.
like someo one already said if she gets that money you will never see her again
omega25red:

very tasteless to start asking to borrow moey from someone you dont even know. i wouldn't give her a dime not even in an attempt to impress her. keep your money because if she were into you she would at least be shy about something like that.
like someo one already said if she gets that money you will never see her again

Very true i guess. She should be shy about sumfin like that for a start. Guess she's just tryin to pull a smart one
Romance / Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by sirmseen(m): 7:35pm On Sep 19, 2010
Size doent matter sometimes as long as u can make your baby come. You have to talk about it to know what she likes. You can do a lot of fore play before venturing into fcckking. Try eating the Womanliness wella before inserting your tiny fikky into her. As long as she is always comming, she wont bother about your tiny peewee
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Allow Me by sirmseen(m): 7:16pm On Sep 19, 2010
Hope you are not rolling cash anyhow, if she isnt allowing u the promise land, there is no point spending money anyhow.

Try eating her Womanliness and see if she'd give you the sugar.

Tell her that good girls make fibroid while bad girls make babies!!
Romance / Re: Dont Show Weakness (for Men Only) by sirmseen(m): 7:07pm On Sep 19, 2010
Where did you copy this from? Its quite long jare
Romance / Re: She Asked For 20000 Naira Loan by sirmseen(m): 6:35pm On Sep 19, 2010
Thanks, Thought as much
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nigerian-american Muslimah Looking For A Husband by sirmseen(m): 4:49pm On Sep 19, 2010
Sis mariam why dont we meet on facebook? i am looking for a good muslim as well.
Romance / She Asked For 20000 Naira Loan by sirmseen(m): 4:38pm On Sep 19, 2010
A chick you just started toasting asked for a 20000 naira loan till month end. What do you do? You aren't even sure she's into you.
Romance / Re: No And Yes And No Yes Yes And Finelly We Are Married We Are Both Nl by sirmseen(m): 4:21pm On Sep 19, 2010
Wow!!! Awwwww so sweeet. Happy married life if its true. Wishing them the best that life can offer. Need me a wifey too on NL. Lol
Religion / Re: Quran Burning Cancel by sirmseen(m): 11:02pm On Sep 17, 2010
Why didnt the silly goat of a pastor just burn the Quran? whats he scared of, he well covered in the blood na?
Religion / Re: I Really Cannot Believe This! by sirmseen(m): 10:48pm On Sep 17, 2010
I saw this mail 2 years ago and now its resurfacing as if it just got out yesterday
Career / Re: Globacom Staff Resignation Mail by sirmseen(m): 10:29pm On Sep 17, 2010
Thats not good from glo if its really true. By the way glo is feeding a lot of peeps and lots of guys are willing to die for that position you vacated. thats just the way things are in Nigeria. if you hear others working condition, my brother am sure you will give God all the praise. If you are tired of the work you shoulkd just tender your resignation and beg God for better condition. God help us in our quest.

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