₦airaland Forum

nerd90:
What department?
Best

AUDIT, u?

Did i make front page?

parrygee:
Do u have spss and excel skills?

all the best mate

parrygee:
Do u hav spss and excel skills?

Lol...yes n experiece too

parrygee:
Wen did u apply...wat did u study?

Monday, GRP...u

parrygee:
Applied for Research Analyst....who els did

WITH YOU Parry.....fingers crossed

YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT WRITER MISS. IF YOU MADE A 2.1, STAY IN LAGOS OR CAN RELOCATE TO LAGOS, PLEASE SEND ME AN INBOX. I WOULD LIKE TO INITIATE A CORRESPONDENCE WITH A MEDIA FIRM ON YOUR BEHALF.

Durentt:
Hey
Nigerians wat can u say about dis www.gistfactory.com/2013/06/shocking-report-reveals-that-nigeria-ranks-5th-on-top-searches-for-gay-porn-sites.html

DUDE WE AGREE YOU GAY ALLRIGHT. GEEZ MUST YOU GO THIS LENGHT.

Timoleon:
ever heard of spacebooking?

space booking is the act of typing irrelvantly short reply to a thread in a bid to acquire a precious plot of land wit the intention to edit such posts after getting your c of o. Such irrevantly short replies includes any single letter of the alphabet...a, b, c...z, any symbol, .,@#=×_€, any smiley, etc.

in essence, while u were composing, someone must av typed 'g' on fp only to edit later.

join the spacebooker association today and u may just be more regular on fp. ciao.

HAHAHAHA, dude thats dope!

:::::::::Durentt (f)
wait 1st, stop calling me sweery, am a guy.
Bak to argument, who said real men dont have white teeths lol, dis mr cork no :::::::

MrCork:
...u a guy & u hav (f) next to yor name so people can tink u r female ..abi?...bro how looong u been gay?

LMAO BUSTED

yungEX:
What of empire? Ban that one too

Taaah, no lemme shoot u. Make them ban Empire na, we go burn down dat there office for Abuja. My cookie......hakeem ......lucious.....u wan kill person.

While i am congratulating you on your convocation, this is actually a really stupid post. For christ sake, this is why we've got Facebook, BBM, WhatsApp, Instagram and Twitter...not NAIRALAND.

How on earth is posting your convocation a matter of literal relevance, economic concern, spiritual revival, personal development or national security. For crying out loud, nigga you went to a prestigious university and i do not know UNILORIN graduates to be crass in nature and thinking. If your post was about the aesthetic greenry of the University of Ilorin or a general report of the 34th, 47th or 55th Convocation Ceremony of the university, then this post would have been more relevant.

Dude please man-up.....

fratermathy:
My career as a writer has nothing to do with vanguard!!! I write for sports when I publish in Vanguard. I am a published poet and literary critic with journal articles to my name. Freemanan here has even co-written and published poems with me in various literary magazines.

I do this kind of writing rarely and when I AM BORED. I just entered Abraka recently to see my parents and I saw the condition here, WHAT I SAW informed my writing!!!

As for critics, I do not attack rational critique. I attack critics who attack my person or misunderstand my stand. I dont like being misunderstood. I LOVE ABRAKA. In fact, I love Abraka so much that I want positive changes in this town. I am not attacking the town but attacking Government's neglect of the town. I am not attacking DELSU either.It is my alma mater.


And Thank You for your second post! I appreciate your angle.

Working while chilling nonetheless.....its healthy for upbeat professionalism. By the way i am Deltan too and i do want the best for Delta as a whole.

And while i do not have anything against DELSU, nigeria Universities rarely do anything to infrastructurally develop their host or adjoint communities. Take for example UNIBEN (my alma mater), other than providing home niggaz human/policy resources to perpetuate crime and initimidation in Ekosodin/Ugbowo (the host communities), UNIBEN has done next to nothing to even provide street lights nor pipe borne water for the villagers and its students that live in these communities. And they are not asking for roads which might be bigger than the school. So i believe DELSU faces these challenges too, same with Uniport in communities like Alakari and Choba.

rukkyland:
misinterpretation of the OP write up. reading it again will do you more good. this is my town we are talking about here..

Painstackingly i have had to and it still does not hold water. Abraka is not Warri nor Agbor, and in Nigeria, villages dont transform into paradise unless they are Federal or State Capitals. Even with the later, there are still challenges. But i repeat that Abraka has seen worst days and its prospect for future growth is huge. Get your traditional rulers and LGA chairman to sustain the continued private investment in Tourism in the town and let this be supported by the state government infrastructural development so we get to see things working. You all be looking to Oil when you have got a good thing in your own backyard.

If only Okowa will continue Uduaghan's transformation agenda of Delta State and his brainchild DELTA BEYOND OIL.

fratermathy:
And yet it's been accepted by vanguard. Keep hating all you want! When you have written an article that surpasses any of my articles or books, then come back.

Gosh! You guys dont even know the first 5 rules of satire.


Meanwhile, you seem to be so sound in English for someone too proud to read

Its called constructive criticism, and here is one again.
•Vanguard is not gonna help your career as a writter.
•When you publish on Punch, Guardian, Premium Times, ThisDay or present it in a serminar, then that is worth showing a bravado for!
•As a writer-to-be, the likes of us CRITICS would always be here to hunt you. My two cent is you try to attack the opinion of the critic rather than his person. This is the first rule of engagement in been a columnist in a national daily.
#BLESSYOU

The OP exaggerated the Death Town Description of Abraka.

Agreeing with you that, there is need for improved facilities and infrastructures in the town, but your facts are nonetheless predated and value laden.

Abraka has benefitted tremendously from the siting of DELSU and the growth of tourism. The town grew from its semi-rural status of Pre-DELSU days, when towns like Sapele and Warri were already established, and Agbor was booming tremendously from trade links and routes to Onitsha, Uromi and Benin City. Now we see Abraka has grown and has matched Sapele in relevance and status as a 2nd order town in Delta State. A town that was years ago in the level of what Oleh is today.

I do not stay in Delta State, but I have extensively travelled Delta and Edo States, and I believe Abraka fairs better in infrastructure, security and economic prospects than other university towns such as Ozoro and Ekpoma.
It continues to be a hub for transportation between South Delta and East Delta, the tourism capital of Delta State, home of a constantly expanding Delta State University, etc.

Why the prospects for Abraka is huge, the policy direction of the Present Governor is uncertain at best, which poses a dilemma for infrastructural transformation of Abraka as with Delta State in general.


BY THE WAY, I TOO DID NOT READ THROUGH THE POST AFTER THE FIRST PARAGRAPH AND SUBSEQUENT PICTURES SHOWED THE POST TO BE AMATEURISH and LAZY, AND THE WRITER'S ARGUMENT AT BEST WEAKENED BY LOCALIZED PERCEPTION/EXPOSURE AND EMOTIONS.

#MyTwoCents

AND THAT WAS HOW AFRICA'S BIGGEST JOB FAIR, THE ICS TALENT BANK ENDED with Graduates Waves CVs in the air!.....DARIS GOD Oooo

FESTAC101:
Have you tried making a covenant with God? Enter into a covenant that if God gives you a job,this is what you will do in return....As a convent-keeping God,he will grant your heart desire.It worked for me it can work for you.NB:The battle is not for the strong nor the race for the swift...like somebody said,even in the grave,Jesus is. Lord!

Yes bro, currently applying this. God is our best chance, our green card to success not individual efforts nor a >4.49 CGPA

FESTAC101:
Have you tried making a covenant with God? Enter into a covenant that if God gives you a job,this is what you will do in return....As a convent-keeping God,he will grant your heart desire.It worked for me it can work for you.NB:The battle is not for the strong nor the race for the swift...like somebody said,even in the grave,Jesus is. Lord!

Yes bro, currently applying this. God is our best chance, our green card to success not individual efforts nor a <4.49 CGPA

OP HAVE YOU GOTTEN A JOB NOW?

LordofWar:
Lol .. just fooling around with you na.. Oya no vex... so, I haven't heard of KPMG informing an individual he/she failed medicals. The employment process just terminates there I assume.
Drug abuse can be a reason like you rightly mentioned. A friend of mine had issues with his blood pressure during their medicals but he still made it. Don't worry too much about it.

Okay boss....chilling

LordofWar:
If you don't READ well for the medicals, you will fail woefully. see question

What i do man? Just curious to know if found u have a drug abuse history and shit in ur pre-employment medical examination, prolly u wont get the job. Do they even tell you if you fail, coz i read of ds niccur in another company that got to medicals and after d test n shi, they never contacted him again for like 3weeks, after which he called to check wassap only to be told bro failed his medicals.

So me just curious, after the whole process at KPMG, do peeps get cut-off at the medicals stage too for some incurable medical condition that they (Kpmg) cant place on medical insurance?

Pls, does anybody have an info about failing KPMG MEDICALS?

Did my medicals on Tuesday 20th Oct and on thursday 22nd Oct, i got a mail from HR to confirm i'd gone for medicals. By reading the thread from when Phonon, Esodiva n' Armani ignited the thread since Feb 2013 up until the ordeals of Masogidy, Sureguy02 n' Ceechedah....i have been made to understand that KPMG recruits majorly in September. And while there's another recruitment hub for March/April, they do fill in openings in lesser quantity all year round.

So my questions are,
* How long do i have to wait to expect an offer letter?
* Do i have to wait till March or September next year?
* Are there peeps who have done their medicals of recent and playing the waiting game too?

As expected......Igbo people!

THE LARGEST INTERNALLY DISPLACED ETHNIC GROUPS IN NIGERIA
1. IGBO - 57Million live outside the Southeast
2. HAUSA/FULANI - 51Million live south of the River Niger/Benue
3. YORUBA - 33Million live outside of the Southwest
4. WEST NIGER-DELTANS (Urhobo/Itshekiri/Ijaws) - 4.7Million live outside Delta/Bayelsa/River States
5. EAST NIGER-DELTANS (Kalabaris/Ibibios) - 3.2Million live outside AkwaIbom/CrossRiver States
6. BINIS - 3Million live outside Edo State

- Haaretz.com

THE POST IS TOO LONG BIKO

Next.....this is not news. Stop publicizing their menace and they will stop. There are more important issues than BH bombings....

Earnestly waiting too.....add me or else.....

tofo:
The wait varies. I got a reply a week after my PI and I have been benchmarked for two weeks now.
So I think you should be patient. Some of my friends got a response a day after or two days as it varies.
I dnt knw if anyone has resumed after September 7th. I had my PI after September 7th though and I really hope I can join this year.

Have you heard from them?

BUT REALLY THIS POST IS VERY POORLY WRITTEN FOR A POLITICAL COMMENT OR LITERAL PROSE.
1. There is no logical sequence
2. There is no flow
3. No clear meaning or deduce-able meaning. As hard as you try to find the connect between the post and the subject, you wouldnt see it.
4. It is not captivating and neither holds the reader. As hard as you try to continue reading, you cannot but skip quickly to the end and make comments about the Subject rather than the content.
5. Many people scanned quickly through the post, because the post lost its intetesting vibes from its first 3 paragraphs as there seem to be no logical relationship, nor captivating hold for readers to laugh, reminisce or thinkup a criticism for!

#MyTwoCents

Issa Hayatou is to become acting president of Fifa following the suspension of Sepp Blatter for 90 days during which he will be relieved of all his duties, though he said he would not stand for permanent office.
Blatter’s controversial 17-year reign was all but ended on Thursday when Fifa’s ethics committee suspended him pending a criminal investigation into allegations the Swiss mis-sold a World Cup TV rights contract to the disgraced former Fifa official Jack Warner in 2006 and made a “disloyal payment” of £1.3m to Michel Platini in 2011. Blatter and Platini deny any wrongdoing.
The world governing body said in a statement : “Issa Hayatou, as the longest-serving vice-president on Fifa’s executive committee, will serve as acting president of Fifa.”
In 2011 Hayatou, president of the Confederation of African Football since 1998, was disciplined by the International Olympic Committee over his role in an alleged bribery scandal at Fifa.
He was issued with a reprimand after the BBC’s Panorama claimed he received about $20,000 (£13,000) from the now defunct sports marketing company ISL in 1995. Hayatou, an IOC member, denied any corruption and said the money was a gift for his confederation.
Hayatou, 69, who in 2002 ran against Blatter for the Fifa presidency, put out a statement insisting: “I will serve only on an interim basis. A new president will be chosen by the extraordinary congress on 26 February 2016. I myself will not be a candidate for that position.”
Along with Blatter, the Uefa president, Platini, who was the favourite to succeed his mentor until he too become embroiled in corruption allegations which he denies, has been handed an identical sanction, dealing a huge blow to his presidential ambitions.
In addition, the Fifa secretary general Jérôme Valcke, who has already been put on leave over allegations concerning the sale of World Cup tickets, has now been provisionally suspended for 90 days. Valcke has “unequivocally denied” any wrongdoing.
That would mean the suspensions of all three men would end five days before the February congress at which Blatter’s successor is due to be elected.
The former Fifa vice-president Chung Mong-joon, who had threatened to sue Blatter while claiming that he was being targeted on spurious grounds by the ethics committee to force him out of the presidential race, has been banned for six years and fined £67,000. “The bans come into force immediately,” said Fifa.


- Source : The Guardian