oh Allah

dre11:
chelsit abi wetin you call am
Abeg dat one get history

the next poster once cheated in the exam hall

Yesso we called it "chukuli"


Next poster is a believer...

luxanne: Am not a breakfast person, so Nopes


Next poster is hairy.

Nope i'm not... I dey vex say after school and working now i still havnt got any beard. Mywsss

Next poster is a footballer. Chelsea fan

From most of the comments above, i think NYSC should be stopped. Is this what we call unity?

FreeGlobe:
I didn't insult the man or his looks. I was merely pointing to the marks on his face which may be responsible for his attack on oduah.

Still a different way of insulting. He didnt wish for tht to happen you know. Make peace not war dear. Respect to you.

FreeGlobe: Here is the tiger faced clown spewing this thrash

insult the man he is, dont insult the creation of God... you never know what may become of you some day. all the best.

Nigerians... dont you see how people who re damned re trying to fool you? at first it was religious crisis to destroy the country, when it didnt go as they expected it to. they re now using ETHNICAL CRISIS. God will surely not leave you to temper with what our forefathers strived all their lives to keep calm. YORUBA< IGBO< HAUSA< FULANI and all other tribes re the same, we re all the same and equal. the bads ones with greed in their hearts will win if we keep thinking inside the box. what is the difference between whats going on now and the racism? GOd bless Nigeria. and this topic shouldnt be hyped please, lets try and settle our differences positively. Igbo + Yoruba re all my friends.

Obasgilbert: if i nor thank God for Handsomedity/beauty, wetin i gain?

why you dey use photoshop for techno?? sig!!!

All praises to God... Lord of the worlds. Thank you God for everything.

nathandrake:

Sir sijo doesn't have dog nor goat and I'm very sure he does not have chicken too. Margy you wicked small oo

c'monn you guys want me to deactivate my NL account yeah? lets say i know castration.... William wallace style. i have a cockroach, named Salihu. he is my pet tho.

Ohhk

Margy:

Like keh Can't you see it looks castrated#feels like vomitting

Dont be forming learner here... Lol doesnt look castrated to me tho, a castrated prick wouldnt go half as stiff as that.

Ahhh kill INDEED... C'mon.

Ahhh kill INDEED... C'mon.


Compare and contrast

Airforce1:

U wey my head fit enter your thing

Hahaha thats sad.

Margy: Disgusting!!!!! Yolk #runs away fast

Come back we know you like it *in rik ross's voice*

Eljay24:

I think it should be

''Ur aunt pic or else . ..*eyes wide open

My aunts pic huuhh?

Bigsteveg:
Ur aunt pic or it didnt happen

Shr is married joor.

Aleeyouchalawa:
Ok send me videos, ooh I don ask for d pics no vex bro

Haha is this life? Kame down bruvh...!

3coins:

kai! ficture fliz *in Aboki accent*

Lmao H'oga no... *in yoruba accent*

Typical Nigeria... Same would have happend if the president was either a northerner, 70% to northerners, SW 70% to them. God bless Nigeria and i wish the kids best of luck.

Pffff... I hav aunt that is 45 but looks 25. But wonders shall nevr end! An no one should ask me for pics.

am talkin: Lie! copied frm Linda Ikeji

http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2014/01/dear-lib-readers-something-happens-to.html?m=1

The Op said he "saw on a blog"

C'mon.. Yall should give her advice, if there is any. But lemme laugh a little...

For those who still believe this govmnt is capable, help me answer this question please. What kind of gov't cant control its own media? Allowing opposition parties to control its own media.!

wow.. this is so sad.

latestsunny:
Tink ds shud shut d Op mouth.

Thank you... Just some idiot tryna cause annotheer troouble.. You cant make us hate yorubas.

Ibos. Keep posting nonsense to fuel the on going ethnicaal war... All i can say is Buhari stood by his side when. He was ill. I'm sure you diddnt know about that huh?!

That gbagaun no be here sha...!

We think what we see..!

lynpetra: It's really pathetic to listen to the tales of homeless people in Abuja.Some complain bitterly of how scarce it is to get affordable homes here in the heart of the North.Such Irony!As my aunt drove me around this evening,I can't help to notice so many empty duplexes,bungalows,self contains,Block of flats around."Auntie all this houses na who them dey build am for?"I asked.Beautiful empty houses,several still under construction.Greed na bastard!An employed average Nigerian can never afford
the price of only a Dog post in these houses!!Infact,who are those building this houses?Why build a house to leave it empty for years because no customer can pay the prize?Isn't it selfish,foolish and inhumanly wicked?Why not make it affordable as it is available?The only reason business isn't booming in Abuja is partly because plenty houses are empty,as a lot of youths live in places like Iyanya,Maraba,Kubwa,and the outskirts of Abuja.

I know our Govt system is made for the rich,we don't mean anything to them.Living in well built houses doesn't fit the average Nigerian.As they loot our money,every seconds of everyday,every minute of every hour,every day of every year,stealing big,dumping it here and there,hiding them by building so many Estates,Shopping Malls,Markets,Blocks of Flats,ALL FOR NOTHING!!!EMPTY AS THE YEARS GOES....They continue to hide this stolen money on properties and lands,some of which are taken by force from indigenes.....



Mmmh...God is watching.Still waiting for that revolution,surely it will come.It can only take time.




*continues to sip Zobo*

In maitama, i can say that only about 20 people own 70-80% of the houses there. The remaining 20-30% have landlords. So basically working in abuja is like working for the landlord.

didn't even know they split... na dem sabi