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where is the witch? this one can not even seduce my great grand father

The thing weak me. please what does "H" stand for

Shiitposter:
Oh hail! Oh hail!! Oh Hail command day secondary school Ojo Cantoment

The School that saw the light of day in September 1981, Oh hail! oh hail!! Oh hail command day secondary school Ojo cantonment

The Good works of our predecessors shall ever be sustained, the labor of our hardworking teachers, shall not be in vain

We are matching on to the pursuit of knowledge and wisdom, knowledge is power and high standard of discipline

To make us good children of Nigeria, forward ever, we shall ever, ever, ever, ever go forward

Backward never we shall never, never, never, never go backward, Oh hail! oh hail!! oh hail command day secondary school Ojo Cantoment!!



It's been 8 years since graduated and that song wont leave my head

I can't 4get it 2. even tho ave tried, it kips cumin bk smh

*I hope my Alma mater treats you well. oh hail command day secondary school Ojo cantonment.....my Wcw goes to soldier samson*

henrylowe:
I started dating this girl in 2013 when she was still seeking admission. I was already done with school managing a little business for survival when she got admitted into the university. My plan was to get married to her if things went as planned.

A year after she gained admission,, she started exhibiting some questionable characters which seemed hard to cope with. She started acting like she was too busy for me, she started replying cold tgo my chat, she no longer cared and a few to mention. Well, I wasn't surprised because ladies often turn a new leaf the moment they get into the university and start having various toasters. Though, I could read these were signs of possible break up due to the pressure from various suitors and perhaps, better offers. I tried to rekindle the fire of our love by having a heart to heart talk with her but all my effort seemed to be a waste.

Her strange attitude, which I could no longer cope with, persisted until I told her I needed a break hoping she would beg me and make things right. To my greatest surprise, she said was cool with it if that was what I wanted . We went separate ways for about 7 months after which we reconciled in April, this year. After a lengthy discussion blaming each other for our unseriousness and childishness, I inquired if she was still intact the way I left her and she told me she was. (Though, I would have confirmed that during cuddling but she was on her period that day)

She went home that day and later gave me a call back telling me she needed to see me the next day in order to make a confession. The moment she said it, I already knew she had lost it but I wanted to hear it from her mouth. She came the next day telling me she carelessly lost to a dude whom she wasn't dating it barely a month after we parted ways. . I was so disappointed and sad that, how could someone I dated for one and half year without touching just throw herself to a man whom met just a month after to defile her.

She cried and pleaded for mercy and since forgiveness is from God, I forgave her even though I found it hard to get it off my chest. Now, I can still see some components of infidelity in her despite trying my best not to reminisce on the past. Though, I still love her but not as before and I no longer trust her like I used to do

Nairalander, don't you think it's too risky to continue with a relationship considering the fact that the TRUST is gone already? Please am I wasting my time with this lady or I should let her go just to save myself from worry and nightmare?

Please your advice is highly needed

Have a probs very similar 2 ur case bro....My advice is 2 start searchin 4 anoda chick...cos dah particular girl has turned 2 a B*tch (no offence meant)...Or beta still ave fun wit her 4 ur wasted tym (u knw wat I mean) nd den let her go. #CaseClosed

pweetylivia:
News reaching us now is that the wife of the kidnapped Oba who was shot is now dead. She was in coma since Saturday night and later gave up the ghost this morning. The Oba was kidnapped on Saturday night and whisked away through Obadore water. No contact however has been made by the kidnappers up till now. May God help us all.

this millitants want 2 turn iba in2 a war zone....I guess I beta run bk 2 skol b4 it starts getin worst...Op wah do u tink?

I heard the owner of Givers pure water was also abducted very early this morning

Op u neva start....ur thing go soon dy Leak sperm

Dope Remix

Whatever happened to Mr Biggs...... Used to
be a good eatery now it just serves as road direction....
When you reach Mr Biggs, don't enter inside oh, just go
left...

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

Either u wia born in 2016 or U neva went 2 primary/secondary Skol......Or U jst exist 4 no goddam Reason

(This is just too funny)
OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word
inclusion.
BUHARI
/boo-ha-ree:/
Noun: buhari

1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough;
e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses"
Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous
grueling, painful, hellish;
Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple.
Verb: buharify, buharicate,
buharification;

2. to make complex, worse, unbearable;
e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here"
"The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the
process"
Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate;
Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate.
Adjective: buharific

3. terrible, hectic, difficult;
Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty,
thorny;
Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant.
e.g "How were your final exams? It was buharific!!!"

The only Tablet I knw na D one wey dey Blue Tongue....#Ref

Aba Made Maracana

These boys are yahoo boys,they killed one of their girl friends and obtained some parts in her body for rituals.
It happened @ Shagamu Sabo area in Lagos.
Be very careful with your friends.

osjoshua:
this is not a pool party na!!!......see pool party here..

Pls help me tell them

No Be Say She Even Fine.....mtcheeeeeew

Below is a list of countries President Buhari has
visited so far since May 2015: More are expected
to enable proper change in our beloved country

1) Niger Republic (May 2015).

2) United Kingdom (May 2015)

3) Germany (June 2015).

4) South Africa (June 2015).

5) .CHAD (June 2015)

6) USA (July 2015).

7) Benin Republic (August 2015).

France (September 2015).

9) Ghana (September 2015).

10) India (October 2015).

11) Sudan (October 2015).

12) Iran (November 2015).

13) France (November 2015).

14) USA (November 2015).

15) South Africa (December 2015).

16) Benin Rep. (December 2015).

17) UAE (January 2016).

18) Kenya (January 2016).

19) Ethiopia (January 2016).

20) France (February 2016).

21) United. Kingdom (February 2016).

22) Egypt (February 2016).

23) Saudi Arabia (February 2016).

24) Qatar (February 2016). 25)Washington DC
( March 2016)

26)Equatorial Guinea (March 2016)

27)United states (March 2016)

28)china (April 2016)

Either the guy is possesed by the spirit of stupidity or he is naturally stupid

Chai...She no Get wetin she go sing again Daz why

Nd Dat Oda Guy B lyk oboy c Booby. But Nigerian ladies Sha exposinq dia Fallen pride

Houseofglam7:
I love babies

Wait Till They Start Growinq

Check out this very strange and funny church banner that was spotted in portharcourt

The Super Eagles preparations ahead of the
first leg of the all-important 2017 African
Cup of Nations qualifier against Egypt have
suffered a huge set-back as Arsenal
youngster Alex Iwobi took no part in the
Super Eagles’ training today March 22 in
Abuja, over a minor injury paving way for
England’s bid to secure the youngster.A top official close to the team disclosed
exclusively to Naij.com Sports in Abuja that
the player vomited earlier in the day,
possibly as a result of the food he ate and
was advised to stay back at the hotel.
The father of the youngster was also
present at the training session which was
open to the media and fans.
However, Iwobi have joined the party as
they proceed to Kaduna for final
preparations of the encounter billed to
hold at the Ahmadu Bello Stadium on
Friday March 25 at 4pm.
It would be recalled that the Arsenal
prodigy was the first overseas-based player
to arrive in the Super Eagles’ camp in
Abuja, and was joined by his
colleagues Umar Aminu and Godfrey
Oboabona, as well as John Mikel Obi, Odion
Ighalo and Aaron Samuel.

Bluette:
Pls, don't upgrade your facebook app cos its total nonsense. The new version is not good at all. I had to check my dictionary for the meaning of upgrade. Its no upgrade I call the new app downgrade of life. End time downgrade. U need to open the app tru your browser sorry I meant the new version I can't call it an APP, and also There's no notification for this new version. It is better u check your Facebook page tru operamini than downloading this latest one.
Thanks.

Its tru...I go a notification on my blackberry showinq dat a facebook upgraded was available which I quickly upgraded only 2 fynd out dat I made I big mistake...I now use operamini 2 access my Facebook Acnt

falcon01:
I just called 180 and asked them but they said they don't know about it

This Are the fools dat makes free browsin nd tweks very short 2 enjoy....try d F**inq code,if it dosnt work 4 u sorry,if it does ur luck...Dis 1 go dy call 180

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

In Emmanuella's Voice.....Dis is Not my Real face oooo

1. Nigerian Army major, 3 soldiers shot
dead in Rivers state

A Nigerian army major and three other
soldiers have been shot dead in Abonnema,
Akuku-Toru local government area of Rivers
state.

2. Woman goes naked at father’s burial

According to the claims of the Facebook
user, Omar Kwame, who posted it online,
the woman took too much of alcohol lady
and ended up almost stripping herself
naked during the traditional burial dance.

3. Man flogs wife on wedding night over
false virginity

“I am suffering in my marriage. My
husband bought a whip which he uses to
assault me and I have scars on my back as
proof of his abuse. He is chasing me out of
our matrimonial house.”

4. Shock as DSS debunks rumours, produces
‘dead’ lawmaker

The Ekiti state government claimed that
a member of the Ekiti state House of
Assembly, Afolabi Akanni, has died in the
custody of the Department of State
Services (DSS).

5. Where is Justice for the 640 slain in
Maiduguri?

It was a sunny afternoon in the year 2014,
wailing and crying could be heard from far
away in the city of Maiduguri followed by
the sound of bullets which created a picture
of a war movie acted by Arnold
Schwarzenegger.

6. Confusion hits Goodluck Jonathan’s camp
over N3.1b Fraud

“There is confusion in Jonathan’s camp.
Many top members of the campaign
committee were dazed that such huge cash
was shared without any general
information.”

7. Pastor captured carrying out a
controversial spiritual rite

There is a viral video making the rounds on
socio-media, it shows the pastor of a
certain church leading his flock through a
spiritual process which many have frowned
at.

8. MC Oluomo throws ‘Braless’ birthday
party

Controversial boss of the Lagos state
chapter of the Nigerian Union of Road
Transport Workers (NURTW), Musiliu
Akinsanya, a.k.a. MC Oluomo, celebrated
his birthday with a lavish party.

9. Scenes from the Yale Africa-China
confrence in Lagos

The inaugural Africa-China relations
conference kicked off at the Lagos Business
School on Wednesday, March 16. The
conference was themed “Africa-China
Relations: Balance, Growth and a
sustainable future”.

10. First of its kind? Saraki visits Dogara in
his office

Senate President Bukola saraki, on
Thursday, March 17, visited Honorable
Yakubu Dogara in his office. This is the first
time a Senate President will go to the office
of the Speaker of the house of
representatives prior to the superiority of
his position.

It is no longer news that Chidinma Ekile has dumped Clarence Peters’ Capital Hills Music label that she had been with since she won MTN Project Fame West Africa. Chidinma signed a 5-year contract with Capital Hills and it expired in February and many were waiting for her next move. Chidinma seems to be on her way to join her rumoured lover Flavour N’abania on his record label 2Nite Entertainment. The two singers have been seen in romantic positions but never open up on dating each other.Chidinma was throughout her 5-year record, management and publishing contract with Capital Hills Music she did not release any album but was dropping singles.

A man has been charged after he allegedly broke through a security cordon at Heathrow Airport, climbed aboard an empty British Airways plane and locked himself in the cockpit. Louis Pedro Verdasca dos Santos Costa was remanded in custody after being charged with three offences, including unlawfully being on an aircraft. The 38-year-old is accused of breaching security on the Heathrow perimeter before gaining access to the BA engineering base at Hatton Cross on Saturday. He was spotted climbing into the cabin of an empty Boeing 747 aircraft, before fleeing to the flight deck and locking himself behind the high-security cockpit doors, it is claimed. After struggling to breach the bomb and bulletproof doors, fire brigade officers were eventually able to break into the cockpit. A source, who asked not to be named, said: "It was a very difficult and complex situation and in the end the fire brigade had to be called to the plane and carried out a long and very protracted operation to get into the cockpit from outside. "It is a terrifying situation when you think about it. Here is a man who not only has managed to go air-side at one of the world's busiest airports but he has successfully got to a Boeing 747 jet liner and found it open and was able to climb aboard. "Then he has got onto the flight deck and barricaded himself in using the plane's own anti-terrorist equipment." Police confirmed there was an incident at Heathrow on a stationary aircraft, and said it is not believed to be terror-related. British Airways said it had no comment to make on the incident "as a man has been charged and will be appearing in court". A statement issued by Heathrow Airport said: "Safety and security are always our main priority and we take incidents involving either very seriously indeed. "Individuals illegally entering the air-side environment potentially endanger their own lives and those of others. We are working with the police following an incident on Saturday. "We keep security under constant review."