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oluwa thank you OOOOOOOOOOOO so at last i was among the twenty people that was admitted to marketing dept. i stopped comenting on this thread after i checked my result and discovered that i scored 180 and wasn't indigene of akwaibom i was discouraged within my self but God has given me a reason to comment here.... so praise........................................GOD

Allen kee: A guy sat close to me in the exam hall, 2 question papers were given to him mistakenly, instead of him to return one, he hid it.
After the exam, I approached him and made some photocopies of the questions for myself, meaning that am having the current post utme questions for;
Maths, English, Economics and Government.

my guy don't you know that this may have an advance effect on the entire hall ? were you too fast to 4get that all the question papers were strictly counted and any missing one may warrant your hall to be suspected? have you not ask yourself why you were ask to summit your question paper with you passport attached to it? i just pity the supervisors who are going to answer 4 it.(i just pray i succeed in making you faint } ) my guy no mind me o i was just kidding oooo could you pls share the questions here on air so that we can answer them here togerther

hi my fellow aspirant,I thanked God who made the exam to be a successful one. i wrote marketing at the school SCE HALL B we stayed up to two hours at the exam hall before the the question paper was given to us.though there was limited time but i thanked God i was able to do justice to my English Economics and Government i was half way on my maths when we were ask to summit our papers guess what i did.....i filled up the blank space... PLS DOES ANY KNOW THE RESULT WILL BE OUT?

R.I.P TO THE DEAD

how i wish i have something to say

Gentle Naaz: 2 b a man.... 2 b a man is nt a day job. During hs skul time, no body gvs hm money. He suffers yl stil a studnt. @ d labour market,he suffers, mor dan Job, 2 get a job. Wn he gets a job, he rents house, buys car, invests, build house(s), takes care of parents, siblings, GF, kins and friends. After all ds, he wil stil marry, perform in bed, gv belle, train hm pikn, etc. Ladies pls dnt complain cos 2 b a man is vry lonnnnnnnnnggg tin. if u knw u r proud 2 b a man, click like button!If u r a boy, dont click!

you see ur life? No be wana click on ur like buton ''nah bad market be dat''

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naira-ner:
I think thats true. I have solved a few stubborn problems while sitting there

do u mean u think with ur anus?

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Soso990240: Some guyz are nt matured enough 2 be here. Some guyz are nt matured enough 2 be here.

in case of next time try 'mature' not 'matured' i lost a darling girl friend cause i made this grave mistake in the public of igwe mmadu. No offence though. *stil taking my alomo bitters*

i blame Goodluck jonathan for this odeal.!

now faith is the substance of things hope for,and the evidence of things not seen!

Claiming things that be not, as though they be.

is like the chic is a member of christ embasy.

But wait o i made it to the front page oo. Thank God for booking space

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* 14 is a day for prayers
against every strange girl in d life
or around our bf's, fiance's life.
IN THE NAME OF JESUS
1) Anybody tryin to hug my bf
or fiancè seductively, catch fire. 2) Anyone planning to sit on his
laps, be unseated by fire.
3) Any person, spirit or power
that wants to collect money or
expensive gifts from him,
somersault and die. 4) Any strange woman that
wants to put asunder what God
has joined together, be shattered
by fire..
5) Anyone sending romantic msg
to my partner, be struck with rheumatism.
6) Evil kisses waiting for my
partner, be consumed by fire.
7) You strange woman, that
wants to camp my partner all
day, be encamped by fire Anyone, planning 'MR BIGGS' with
my bf on d 14th, be electrocuted.
Sisters Open ur mouth and shout
Ame e e e e n

uihebom: There is no way God created bance in his own image.

if u think this guy is harsh or perharps high on something Like dis comment

Baba_Eleko: God punish whoever started this Valentine wahala. It's soooo ridiculous how single guys suddenly transform into some sort of eediot slash Zombie whenever feb 14 is around the corner. SMH. If I ain't engage to a bitch I ain't splashing a dime on her. Hoes gonn be hoes, after Feb 14. It's about time single guys brain up for ffccukk sake. Fccuukk outta here with that bullshit.

if this guy is actually a fool like this comment [quote

hollandis: Foolish Nigerians.Someone claims to be a philanthropist and giver whereas he is actually stealing from you.He is rich because of monopoly,the government has made him rich because jobs that could have been created for millions of people is created for just one person.Nigerians are the problems not the government ,I have always said this and will always say it

your economics teacher did a very good job! But on a second thought, how dose ur comment stop them from giving moses the lion share?

ikechukz: arrange your friends to beat her up while you watch.works every time

guy ur own to harsh o

binger: I can't bring myself to do any of this to a lady..

my guy u never jam oo if u jam! No be person go tell u to aply my principle

Incase a girl u dont love is desperatly petching around u here is the sure way of geting rid of her though the tips can be helpful 4 girls who wanna get rid of guys the don't want

1) just ignore her . If she calls you, keep the call short and make excuses for hanging up.
When she talks to you, do not
make eye contact with her
and almost seem totally
uninterested in what she has
to say.
2) Tell her friends you don't like her. So then they can tell her how you feel.
3)Tell her you have a girlfriend. When she tries to ask you out, tell her straight-
up that you have a girlfriend.
Tell her this: "Listen, (whatever
the girl name is), I have a
girlfriend so I can't go out
with you. Okay?"
4) Be friendly with another girl,but not intimate, just friendly. Get a girl that you know and spend less than
normal time with her. When
your "crusher" comes along,
hold hands with another girl
and walk past her.
5) Lie frequently. If she asks you what your type in a girl is
and she is the Gothic type, tell
her that you like Californian-
like girls. Or, if she asks if you
have a girlfriend and you
don't, tell her that you do. Tips Every time she talks to you, talk
about how much you like a girl. No girl wants to be around a guy who is pining for some other girl. If she still wants you after you tell
her your gay, move to another
country, or anywhere away from
the psychopath!
6)‌ Kiss another girl in her presence‌ Remember, use your own judgment as to what is right and what is wrong. Do not go too far or you may find yourself in more trouble than you meant to end up in.
7) ‌‌ If she comes up to talk to you, go the other direction in order to
avoid her. ‌
‌ Create a fake Facebook profile of her and mess with her friends andthen tell her it was you. If all else fails, tell her that you're
gay.‌ add ur own nah

if u are a nigerian like this post

( curently in obohia aba at the time of this comment ) i swear tears nearly roll from my eyes at reading dis slowpoke's claims. The like of T.A orji is the worst thing that can happen to any state.*cleaning my tears and blowing my nose* already u guys knows my comment position so no cause for alarm*

mawojuuche: Look at a beautiful thread on hw to be completely focused on building a gud career but some No Future Ambition are busy putting thrash... By the time u clock 45 and u found ursef in ur villa drinking kai kai and ogogoro while ur mates are in d city living in mansions thats wen it would be too late. Had I Know...

and how has ur comment contribute to dis very topic?

@ poster (4get the fact that my comment position is too poor) u can not miss water until the well turns dry. If actualy ur wife has been trying like u claimed then divorcing her will be ur regret tomorrow, because u never can tell the next woman one u gonna meet. But wait ooo what makes u think every thing will remain rosy everytime? @ op haven't u imagine a seniaro where u divorce her, only to get into the hand of a jezebel or peherps u divorce her and she get into the hand of a better man who will love and appreciate her 4 her virtue ( or don't u watch nollywood movie?) My man u can't afford to make this mistake,u better fast and pray 4 God to help u in taking the right decision.

Abeg @ op solve dis maths

if your Ex wife wins a million US dollers just one week after divorce, find the Value of EX...

actualy to me this a million doller question? This is the same thing as asking where do you think from the heart or the brain? To me the answer to this question is brain, though am not too sure. So my dear nairalanders where is your minds? In the brain or heart