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spikedcylinder:
No o!
The goat refused to have his his/her picture taken so the Nigerian Police, smart as they are, replaced the picture with one of a regular goat.

This was after it had eaten the newspaper criminals customarily use to cover their faces.

earTHMama:
I hope Gani will agree to defend the goat although i suspect they've tortured him to make a statement. This story sounds somehow, are you sure they are not confusing an aboki with a goat?

O wa lara eh. Deeply ingrained si ara eh.

spikedcylinder:
LOL!!!!!

The police men probably chased the robbers, got tired and arrested the nearest goat claiming the robbers "transformed".

Its only in Nigeria you find people dumb enough to transform to goats and not atm machines so they can spit out money for themselves.

]That aside, Sisi and Jakumo, you guys are a match made in heaven.

Rotflmao. . . Nah! Nah! I wanna be HIM when I grow up

Mustay:
This one resemble ram now

Ehn now because the robber wan send the police into confusion.

Na goat? Na ram? Na Sheep? Na Person? Which one e be?

By the time they reach solid conclusion, the robber don turn to fly escape (which one would think would be the ideal thing to do in the first place, right). Anyway sha, long and short of the story. . . Don't mess with them shapeshifting robbers ooh!

Rotflmao!!!!! Oh freak! That Zingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . .  and she calls me Omo najin!!




Program: Building Vocab
Pupils - They Know themselves
Today's  Lesson - learning other words for Frustration (Because if I hear that word one more time, I'll stuff my face in cheese cake )

From Dictionary.com. . . the website I already gave. Honestly some people just  love to be spoonfed.

Annoyance, bitter pill, blocking, blow, bummer, chagrin, circumvention, contravention, curbing, defeat, disgruntlement, dissatisfaction, downer*, drag*, failure, fizzle, foiling, grievance, hindrance, impediment, irritation, letdown, nonfulfillment, nonsuccess, obstruction, old one-two, resentment, setback, unfulfillment, vexation 

Once again, I implore you. . . feel free to play around with these words. Mmmmmkaaay!!

_{Ojoro master}

Goodass is too depressed to eat is favorite food xoxo because his pet xion broke the xylofone he bought in xondon from his best friend Xeres.

_{[size=5pt]Yes Goodass lives in a make believe world with made up names [/size]}

Jakumo:
With this ominous new development, ALL goats in Nigeria must henceforth be regarded as armed robbery suspects, and all citizens must be empowered with legally enforced rights to apprehend any and all goats they encounter on the streets and bye-ways of our beloved country,  so as to herd those pesky critters home, where they will all be sentenced to death and consumption as goat's head pepper-soup, among other delicacies.

All hands must be on deck to save Nigeria from this new multi-species armed robbery modality.   Kill a goat today, eat it, and let God pass judgement on its criminal soul as you patriotically wash that goat stew down with cold beer or palm-wine.

Rotflmao!!!

Lawd-a-mercy!!!

Ride on baby, that's my best words of encouragement.

_{Headache bouncing away like crazy lady on crack}

Name - Emeka
Place - Enugu
Food - Eba
Animal - Elephant
Thing - Engine

Because Emeka's Eba was poisoned in Enugu, he though his engine was an Elephant.

kini! Kini! Kini! Ay, You are tired of that word Ko?

Mine - Boring Stuff

Yours?

_{Oh Freak!!! I know your strategy, confuse me with all these sentences so I can't think of mine but you have failed oooh}

Staying Tactful Is Common Kourtsey _{Lmao, this is headache for sure}

PA U S E _{[size=4pt]( Coz I'm falling asleep)[/size]}

_{Rotflmao. . . I promise it is a real word fa. It has something to with dryness or something and I thought you liked X}

First Round Only Without Negotiations

S C R O L L

Alright, let's give it a try. . . Wait, what does Serious entail? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

A snake killed by a sniper in San Diego was made into Suya and fed to Sarah

_{Errr. . . wait, we have two Ss? Aaah, I am too tired to go back for the next letter.}

Headache or no headache I still can't explain my liking of the word fa

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif _{Oy! I crack myself up}

Lmao!! Okay you making me laugh is not helping matters at all!!!!!!

time will not permit me to explain why I like saying fa. . .fa

goodass:
mynd if i help?

Dr. Yakubu??!!

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(_!_) _{What's this mean ?}

_{Oh my Heavens!!!}

Fake Recylcling Instruments Erroneously Dumped.

X E R I C

Puurrrriinnn. . . I know know what that means fa.

^{You like X}

Xerox Everything Readable On Xerox! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif

X E N I A L

How can I get rid of this headache?

_{Rotflmao. . . Ekaete ko, mumunatu ni}

In Georgia, Georgia 's goat jumped over the Gate for a bowl of garri

O No, you did not just say that!!

_{Lmao!! Name ya price, I am loaded}

Quite Unprovable Are Yetis. . . Seriously

Q U E E R

Likey it or not, my vice is mine and mine alone.

Lmao! If you say so. . . _{formula formula Master}

Nice Twist, okay what's the next letter Mr. Yakubu. . . Yak for short?