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thinking wot dis has got to do with health

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[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3929461#msg3929461 date=1243385516]yes indeed i am, and i passed with flying colors. dont u just love a winner [/quote]quit having nightmares

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3929424#msg3929424 date=1243384691]thats 4 me 2 know and u 2 find out  [size=4pt]*****i love my Hitch******[/size][/quote]i cnt say i do 2 something i have no idea of

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3929431#msg3929431 date=1243384824]sum1 has to be to keep the world at a balance  [/quote]and u really think u r in a position to do dat

how did u take past the entrance exam

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3929043#msg3929043 date=1243378965]so they can take the blame [/quote]u r too mean jare

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3929042#msg3929042 date=1243378897]after u agree to the "i do"  [/quote]agree to which "i do" ?

wot am going to be doing

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3929019#msg3929019 date=1243378661]when my name change from Joesph to Okoro [/quote]and wen will dat be

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3929011#msg3929011 date=1243378578]they aren't complaining [/quote]so?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3928989#msg3928989 date=1243378353]na naija, what cant fit happen there? [/quote]C'mon now, dnt blame it on 9JA jor

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3928985#msg3928985 date=1243378286]the whole idea of loff is not to see, for me to see small is a miracle and it means i am one step ahead of the pack [/quote]wen r u going to stop all this dreamz naaaa

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3928939#msg3928939 date=1243377555]ur doctor don do u 419, dem talk say loff is blind, blurry na improvement [/quote]abeg no kill me w/laughter jor


it is ur doc who is lying to 2 u and since u have a poor vision, it is hard 4 u to see it

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3928936#msg3928936 date=1243377466]dem no get computer and the only clerk dey sick, dem talk say she get swine flu and dem never get enough money to buy candle to search through the 2 sheet of paper wey contain all their accounts of 3 [/quote]

u sef

and u wan me to believe dat

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3928901#msg3928901 date=1243376863]yes i have a swiss bank acct in ajegunle, the bank name na swiss, dem only get one clerk no gateman [/quote]rofl . . . .

u no well at all

then can u give me the acct. number to see if the money was deposited

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3928891#msg3928891 date=1243376724]if blurry = loff, YEA![/quote]loff n blurry cnt be in the same sentence

who is ur optometrist

he needs to be fired, tell him i say dat 

come let me give u ma certified doctor he can get ur vision working again. i promize

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=143396.msg3928886#msg3928886 date=1243376641]CHEI! ! ! u harsh ooo  


why should i suffer for another bobo crime?   [/quote]too bad, dats life 4 u. y'all are of the same caliber

well, that sounds like a personal problem to me. No be me pull his eyes down there.

I want him in the labour room with me, and I think with all I'll go thru for 9 months, I have the right to ask for his presence

if only they could understand

[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=143396.msg3928877#msg3928877 date=1243376435]@ Topic

Hell yes, infact I will go one step further and tell the midwives to tie a rope to his thingy so that every time I feel a contraction coming, I will pull the rope so that he can feel and share the pain too There is love in sharing abi and na for better for worse we sign [/quote]lol

good idea! make them feel the pain too

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=143396.msg3928874#msg3928874 date=1243376356]sissy is correct, we just want to respect our wife's privacy while we try and beat "Call of Duty 5" on that PS3. by the way, how are we sure the baby is ours? u want us to pass out on behalf of another dude? [/quote]lawd punish ur kinky head there

whether it is urs or not, y'all need to get ur ass over there cuz she didnt commit the act alone

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=271905.msg3928840#msg3928840 date=1243375799]yes u [/quote]go get ur reading glasses cuz u r experiencing wot i call a blurry vision

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3928852#msg3928852 date=1243375994]no deposit, he is waiting for his bail out money  [/quote]lai lai

stop lying 2 me naaa

i heard dat u have a swiss bank acct. clud it be dat u r hiding the monies there

FL Gators:
Well, actually I understand the bolded parts However, he could be in the labor room holding my hand, sitting right next to me while I push. He doesn't have to stand there staring at my thing while I push blood and flesh out

And the have the audacity to call women the weaker sex.

when they are holding ur hand in there, and the doctor says give me one more push, the head is coming out, he probably be tempted to see the action

you dey mind them. this man or woman who wrote the following article says it all, about us being a weaker sex.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-275477.0.html

FL Gators:
rotflmao

But why don't they show up sef? I mean, its their baby being pushed out

some men aren't comfy with the idea of seeing blood and sometimes feces smooched all over

while some of them want to respect their wives privacy

one OB/Gyn, (a male)  even told me that some men lose sexual appetite with their wives after seeing her give birth, so to them she has become less sexually attractive, and he even went further to suggest it is best they dnt be there. like seriously?

and some men are just too late for the show.

some women dnt really give a damn if he is there or not. which means free lunch for the guy. time to play some video game

FL Gators:
rotflmao Are you saying you don't trust our naija men?

be no me talk dat one oo

just dat that phrase sounds too familiar with some men n on dat day they will b no show

yea, i was surprised too when she admitted it was her hair

and i saw it before she flat ironed it, it was wow

now who says black hair cant grow? Oprah and her hair is your prove!

i wax and it is worth the extra OUCH !!

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=274704.msg3928548#msg3928548 date=1243371957]he hasn't paid yet [/quote]kai another lie

since he hasnt made the full payment, how much was the deposit

lie to me again

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=143396.msg3928541#msg3928541 date=1243371892]i checked, the lawd is there on my tempurpedic bed   [/quote]the fake lawd u mean

FL Gators:
And ladies, that's what I call a MAN

ebony, dnt be too sure, i doubt he will there , by the time the woman gives her first push, he will run off to the lounge area waiting 4 when she will be in the post ward

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another broke ass going for cheap money or what

[quote author=baby-mi link=topic=274086.msg3924505#msg3924505 date=1243326458]please sissy, there is an augment in my office btw me and my friend dat is not possible 4 an HIV + man to marry an HIV - woman. Dat if the woman is + and man is -  there re suitable to marry how true is dis.[/quote]Dont see the argument in this. HIV is HIV regardless of which gender has it. it still has the same effects.  dont see their logic in saying otherwise. whoever be it man or woman that is HIV - and is marrying an HIV + person should the risks involved with the marriage and take the necessary precautions.

HIV in men and women are very similar only that women due to biological attributions, violence, and the society are more prone to several additional infections when they have HIV unlike men. Other than this, i see no difference and the unnecessary argument.