~Sissy~:

u really think

na2day?:

yup!

~Sissy~:

dnt be too much

cuz i dnt think so

na2day?:

how can u tell

~Sissy~:

u hvnt repented

na2day?:

i am in the process, cant u women learn to keep quiet during such an important activity

~Sissy~:

i dnt believe u. u dnt go to church so how can u b in progress

na2day?:

i am in church, why will u doubt me?

~Sissy~:

fake church with fake pastor, na dat one u dey call church

na2day?:

thou shall not judge 

~Sissy~:

not when it comes telling the truth

once again i personally invite you to come to ma church and be delivered once n 4 all

na2day?:

i invite u to my room fellowship 

~Sissy~:

lawd 4bid bad tin. i dnt do bed room worship . wonda wot kinda worship will be going on there


i only go to our church's fellowship center

na2day?:

come on, the lawd is everywhere na

MrCrackles:

I will barge into that labour room when the missus is about to drop it and aint no one gonna stand in my way, unless they wanna get shoved!

FL Gators:

And ladies, that's what I call a MAN

Always!
Anytime!!
Allday!!!

~Sissy~:

everywhere but ur box spring bedroom

FL Gators:

And ladies, that's what I call a MAN  

MrCrackles:


Always!
Anytime!!
Allday!!!

na2day?:

he didnt finish the statement, the last part he forgot to write is that he passed out and they had to call 911 in the hospital

FL Gators:

rotflmao more like sth you'd do

na2day?:

nah, i will be at the beach sipping sumtin

FL Gators:

oro e su mi.
ooti e le surprise mi man

na2day?:

i checked, the lawd is there on my tempurpedic bed  

FL Gators:

And ladies, that's what I call a MAN

~Sissy~:

ebony, dnt be too sure, i doubt he will there , by the time the woman gives her first push, he will run off to the lounge area waiting 4 when she will be in the post ward

na2day?:

pidgin english plsssssssssss!

FL Gators:

rotflmao Are you saying you don't trust our naija men?

~Sissy~:

be no me talk dat one oo

just dat that phrase sounds too familiar with some men n on dat day they will b no show

FL Gators:

rotflmao

But why don't they show up sef? I mean, its their baby being pushed out

~Sissy~:

some men aren't comfy with the idea of seeing blood and sometimes feces smooched all over

while some of them want to respect their wives privacy

one OB/Gyn, (a male) even told me that some men lose sexual appetite with their wives after seeing her give birth, so to them she has become less sexually attractive, and he even went further to suggest it is best they dnt be there. like seriously?

and some men are just too late for the show.

some women dnt really give a damn if he is there or not. which means free lunch for the guy. time to play some video game

FL Gators:

Well, actually I understand the bolded parts However, he could be in the labor room holding my hand, sitting right next to me while I push. He doesn't have to stand there staring at my thing while I push blood and flesh out

And the have the audacity to call women the weaker sex.

na2day?:

sissy is correct, we just want to respect our wife's privacy while we try and beat "Call of Duty 5" on that PS3. by the way, how are we sure the baby is ours? u want us to pass out on behalf of another dude?