big_bumper:

@ Topic

Hell yes, infact I will go one step further and tell the midwives to tie a rope to his thingy so that every time I feel a contraction coming, I will pull the rope so that he can feel and share the pain too There is love in sharing abi and na for better for worse we sign

lol

good idea! make them feel the pain too

big_bumper:

@ Topic

Hell yes, infact I will go one step further and tell the midwives to tie a rope to his thingy so that every time I feel a contraction coming, I will pull the rope so that he can feel and share the pain too There is love in sharing abi and na for better for worse we sign

CHEI! ! ! u harsh ooo  

~Sissy~:

lawd punish ur kinky head there

whether it is urs or not, y'all need to get ur ass over there cuz she didnt commit the act alone

why should i suffer for another bobo crime?  

na2day?:

sissy is correct, we just want to respect our wife's privacy while we try and beat "Call of Duty 5" on that PS3. by the way, how are we sure the baby is ours? u want us to pass out on behalf of another dude?

na2day? na2day? na2day?

Howmany times did I call you? So you dnt trust your baby to be urs?

aiye le o

~Sissy~:

when they are holding ur hand in there, and the doctor says give me one more push, the head is coming out, he probably be tempted to see the action

you dey mind them. this man or woman who wrote the following article says it all, about us being a weaker sex.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-275477.0.html

well, that sounds like a personal problem to me. No be me pull his eyes down there.

I want him in the labour room with me, and I think with all I'll go thru for 9 months, I have the right to ask for his presence

big_bumper:

@ Topic

Hell yes, infact I will go one step further and tell the midwives to tie a rope to his thingy so that every time I feel a contraction coming, I will pull the rope so that he can feel and share the pain too There is love in sharing abi and na for better for worse we sign

rotlmao. evil woman.
Ur idea is not bad o, not bad at all

na2day?:

CHEI! ! ! u harsh ooo  


why should i suffer for another bobo crime?  

too bad, dats life 4 u. y'all are of the same caliber

well, that sounds like a personal problem to me. No be me pull his eyes down there.

I want him in the labour room with me, and I think with all I'll go thru for 9 months, I have the right to ask for his presence

if only they could understand

FL Gators:

na2day? na2day? na2day?

Howmany times did I call you? So you dnt trust your baby to be urs?

aiye le o

i cant count, how many times did u call me? 

FL Gators:

I want him in the labour room with me, and I think with all I'll go thru for 9 months, I have the right to ask for his presence

after what i went through of not having sex for 9months i reserve the right not to show up, maybe due to traffic 

Sissy, so na this man u wan take to the altar?
oma se o

@na2day?
I know you can't count na. olodo rabata

Actually, you can still have sex with your WIFE up to 6 months into pregnancy. It won't hurt the baby.
You've just got to know themoves and how to work it

FL Gators:

Sissy, so na this man u wan take to the altar?
oma se o

@na2day?
I know you can't count na. olodo rabata

Actually, you can still have sex with your WIFE up to 6 months into pregnancy. It won't hurt the baby.
You've just got to know themoves and how to work it

wat is wrong with sissy,me and the altar?  by the way, what is olodo? didnt i tell u to speak in pidgin english? sex with a heavily pregnant woman is not just the same thing 

na2day?:

wat is wrong with sissy,me and the altar? by the way, what is olodo? didnt i tell u to speak in pidgin english? sex with a heavily pregnant woman is not just the same thing

I told you I'm not speaking pidgin for you. You undertand yoruba, so kilo de?

Ehrrmm, why not when she's pregnant? Atleast you get to be the driver for all 3 months

FL Gators:

I told you I'm not speaking pidgin for you. You undertand yoruba, so kilo de?

Ehrrmm, why not when she's pregnant? Atleast you get to be the driver for all 3 months

nah, i like sport cars not vans

rotflmao

FL Gators:

rotflmao

I am expecting our first child and am in 6th month.I have always hammered on the fact that i wanted my hubby there with me on the day of delivery,now i that i am getting closer to my due date,i think i am having a rethink.

My reason for this is my husband's temperament,suffice to say i am the 'calm' one in the relationship.He is 'Mr Panic' and often times i am always the one able to keep my calm during stressful situations,the man just simply over worries.I can picture him flipping out with just one scream.He has been such a pain with this pregancy sef that i think i will prefer having my mum with me.

'You are losing weight','Your tummy is not growing','Have you had milk today',Tell your boss you did not sleep well so you can't come in','Should you be eating tuna','i dont think you should relax your hair','Why did u mop the bathroom Floor' etc are just a few of the man's annoying rants,one would think i was dying.Yeah i enjoy the pampering but it can get stifling atimes.

This has led me to think he might punch the doctor or mid wife if the pain relief is not quickly admistered.So even though he does not know it yet ,i think i would not want him there adding to my stress,my mom is the better option.

So about having husbands in the labour room,i think this should be left to individuals to decide(the mother and the husband in question)and what they feel would suit them,as i say everyman to his own.

damiso:

I am expecting our first child and am in 6th month.I have always hammered on the fact that i wanted my hubby there with me on the day of delivery,now i that i am getting closer to my due date,i think i am having a rethink.

My reason for this is my husband's temperament,suffice to say i am the 'calm' one in the relationship.He is 'Mr Panic' and often times i am always the one able to keep my calm during stressful situations,the man just simply over worries.I can picture him flipping out with just one scream.He has been such a pain with this pregancy sef that i think i will prefer having my mum with me.

'You are losing weight','Your tummy is not growing','Have you had milk today',Tell your boss you did not sleep well so you can't  come in','Should you be eating tuna','i dont think you should relax your hair','Why did u mop the bathroom Floor' etc   are just a few of the man's annoying rants,one would think i was dying.Yeah i enjoy the pampering but it can get stifling atimes.

This has led me to think he might punch the doctor or mid wife if the pain relief is not quickly admistered.So even though he does not know it yet ,i think i would not want him there adding to my stress,my mom is the better option.

So about having husbands in the labour room,i think this should be left to individuals to decide(the mother and the husband in question)and what they feel would suit them,as i say everyman to his own.

God bless ur heart for such a realistic story, i for one will definitely pass out, so i support the idea of not being in the wrong. thanks for sharing 

na2day?:

God bless ur heart for such a realistic story, i for one will definitely pass out, so i support the idea of not being in the wrong. thanks for sharing 

so does this imply a change of heart then

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~Sissy~:

so does this imply a change of heart then

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uh, what? [size=4pt]****crossing my fingers with u****[/size]

na2day?:

uh, what? [size=4pt]****crossing my fingers with u****[/size]

stop being confused jor

~Sissy~:

stop being confused jor

me confused? heck nah! why should i have a change of heart? the labor room is no place for a good man. don't worry once u give birth to that handsome young son of ours, i will be there in a flash to take u home

na2day?:

me confused? heck nah! why should i have a change of heart? the labor room is no place for a good man. don't worry once u give birth to that handsome young son of ours, i will be there in a flash to take u home

u must sign a paper b4 the conception dat u will be there OR no show

I think they are worried about the psychological damage the husband will suffer. He might not be able to make love to his wife for another 24 months if he witnesses that.

~Sissy~:

u must sign a paper b4 the conception dat u will be there OR no show

ok i agree, i will sign the paper, all i have to do now is to take my "pass out" pills b4 u enter the labor room

na2day?:

ok i agree, i will sign the paper, all i have to do now is to take my "pass out" pills b4 u enter the labor room

which pass out pills

no cheating or wayo for dis agreement oo or else am not

~Sissy~:

which pass out pills

no cheating or wayo for dis agreement oo or else am not

me? cheat? no ooooo, i am a man of my word

na2day?:

me? cheat? no ooooo, i am a man of my word

u have said dat many times, so how am sure dis one isnt one of ur usual phrases

make me believe

~Sissy~:

u have said dat many times, so how am sure dis one isnt one of ur usual phrases

make me believe

give me ur address and i will come to prove it to u live and direct

na2day?:

give me ur address and i will come to prove it to u live and direct

ma house ke?

and i thot i was dealing w/som1 who get big mansion sef

so where u fit raise ur 15 pikins then

~Sissy~:

ma house ke?

and i thot i was dealing w/som1 who get big mansion sef 

so where u fit raise ur 15 pikins then

oh, for my grand papa farm in the village, where else?    by the way, u expect me to be in the labor room 15 times?

na2day?:

oh, for my grand papa farm in the village, where else?    by the way, u expect me to be in the labor room 15 times?

abeg jor, which kinda yeye village b dat,

abi do i look like a village queen to u b4

no mansion for township, i no do

y r u getting scared of 15 pikins

i want to set a record jare

~Sissy~:

abeg jor, which kinda yeye village b dat,

abi do i look like a village queen to u b4

no mansion for township, i no do

y r u getting scared of 15 pikins

i want to set a record jare

i get mansion, e dey 4 heaven [size=3pt]****this world is not my home, am just a stranger here, if heaven is not my home, then what would i do? the angels beckon me to heavens open doors and i dont feel at home in this world any more****[/size] me i am not scared of 15 pikins ooo as long as they are all truly mine and i wont be in the labor room 15 times

na2day?:

i get mansion, e dey 4 heaven [size=3pt]****this world is not my home, am just a stranger here, if heaven is not my home, then what would i do? the angels beckon me to heavens open doors and i dont feel at home in this world any more****[/size] me i am not scared of 15 pikins ooo as long as they are all truly mine and i wont be in the labor room 15 times

abeg jor no use heaven now to escape ur responsibility jare

r u now accusing me of cheating now

~Sissy~:

abeg jor no use heaven now to escape ur responsibility jare

we have to be heavenly minded

~Sissy~:

r u now accusing me of cheating now

not yet!

na2day?:

we have to be heavenly minded
not yet!

i shouda seen dis coming, heavenly palace ko, heavenly minded ni

not yet?

wot do u mean not yet

I just want view points. We have all seen the movie 'Fat Girlz' What do we reallu think about African men in the are of love, love making, relationship, provider, and as parents?

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